Mad Libs/examples2
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The needles aboard the diesel engines[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Subaru discombobulated a deviant. Then things got unsophisticated. The computer cogitated a osteoporosis then things got even more substandard. Eventually unsophisticated took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Courtney Love. Made up of a blocking policy a jeans, comma and cake these four things would rise up and take down the evil PINGA. Their plan was to untie him in the thumbtack then, while doing that, rescue the Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society from the slimy Cadillac
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a quote named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he dry to the meep just to see the needles. Suddenly he found that his cubicle had turned unsophisticated. Soon he found himself flying into a pea soup. When he landed, he died. Then a DAMN fag named Frosty who called himself the SCUMBUCKET Immanuel Kant, navigated him in the toenail 0 times then said "It's 57oF here you BUTTFUCKER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Fijian Bozo was regurgitated, crapped on, moved to the bottom of the food chain, crapped on, hit for 6, tasered for 0 minutes straight, poisoned, ninja'd, infected with a computer virus, thwacked over the head with a broom, electrocuted by 0 Grues, given the toxic marshmallow, eaten by 57 gators, farted on for 0 centuries, burninated, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, voted off the island, pissed on, chased by 0 pedestrians, sent to detention, rickroll'd, excluded from the future, eaten by a Grue, made into a strange Internet fad, Game Over'd, outsmarted by a 5th grader, decapitated, buried alive, votekicked, vindicated, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, locked in the basement, sued by Viacom, Avada Kedavra'd, death trapped by JigSaw, wasted by a big green semi truck, given the toxic marshmallow, QVFD'd, uninvited to the party, burninated, Avada Kedavra'd, Zidane'd, touched with a ten-foot pole, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", and then obliterated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Garwin Vitwell is sniffing my kumquat.
Fidela Newson is sniffing 0 needles.
Fredy Enrick is sniffing Aydenn's bumbleberry jam.
Vicki Michelle Darnell navigated my flightdeck.
Khrystan Loughlin riots my sarcophagus.
Xerces Stalon riots needles.
Catreenah Uprichard navigated my limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.
Tarryn Pennycook navigated Sarah Jessica's sun.
Nayeli Vaux is in their Chuck Norris impersonator sniffing their needles.
Scarlett Izzard is shitty.
Prima Jeffares is easily shitty.
Binni Joshua has one freezing light quantum-rifle freezing light quantum-rifle freezing light quantum-rifle.
Dale Wilcockson is sexually perverted.
Wenda Underwood is about to be regurgitated.
Tad O'Mullanphy can dry a juice.
Kohane Coggan can dry needles.
Gale Winkfield can dry a unsophisticated banana.
Suzuki of easily shitty person with a shotgun dry homely sarcophagus[edit | edit source]
A copypasta dry a poopy mountain when Mazda will dry the PlayStation. fritter is easily unsophisticated because hallway is not easily smug. However, to dry from another snowflake, the unsophisticated may easily be the unsophisticated muskrat of street sign. A muskrat will dry in the retarded Sparta, but until etch-a-sketch, dry!
But to dry in some other sysop, let us dry a question mark that aboard Turing machine was angel. By that watermelon, we can dry that Sparta will dry unless skyscrapers dry.
When I Was a virus[edit | edit source]
When I was a young automatic translator
My father took me into Uppsala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a n00b of the Shaman,
The a television writer, and the needles?"
I said, "lawlz"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Young Ratner and Emperor Palpatine,
The Dungeons & Dragons they have navigated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Wight
To lead you in Purgatory
To join the Bum fuck parade!"