Mad Libs/examples2
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The tanks across the cockroaches[edit | edit source]
It all started when a etching ablated a osteoporosis. Then things got sexy. The orc moccasinified a newspaper then things got even more cheap. Eventually sexy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Stewie Griffin. Made up of a cheese a fnurdle, devaporiser and raccoon these four things would rise up and take down the evil squibble. Their plan was to exemplify him in the smelly pair of socks then, while doing that, rescue the adjective from the oblivious microwave
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a terrorist named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he duel to the road just to see the tanks. Suddenly he found that his queen had turned sexy. Soon he found himself flying into a bass guitar. When he landed, he died. Then a ORGASM fag named Khan Noonien Singh who called himself the ASS Rupert Murdoch, humped him in the cheek 0 times then said "It's 37oC here you BUTT-HOLE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Latvian Carlos Mencia was fragged, Aeroblasted, Avada Kedavra'd, buried alive, crushed by [candy], mowed, zapped by infrared radiation, dipped in acid, given drain bamage, sent to the Day of Lavos, sniped, popped, torch'd, wasted by a big green semi truck, sworded, raped and killed, eaten by a Glynn, Surfed, KO'd, flushed down, down, down, catapulted away, buried in homework, BALEETED, popped, KO'd, SHOT, lightsaber'd, unresurrected, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, fired, disassembled, SHOT, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, yoinked, eaten by a Wingly, buried in homework, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, put in the dishwasher, Raigeki'd, bombed by terrorists, excluded from the future, reverted, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", and then nuked. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Selah Raeburn is litigating my pumpkin.
Noelene Parkinson is litigating 0 tanks.
Stephaine Imrie is litigating Quincey's penis.
Tanner Thornson humped my luggage.
Yolande Louise Jefcoh allows my skyscraper.
Isadora Tolan allows tanks.
Tolaina Zorkin humped my block.
Odessa Parnaby humped Palmer's angel.
Zaveah Ivis is in their vomit litigating their tanks.
Xander Vance is white.
Vannie Roddis is melodramatically straight.
Oralie Varian has one paralyzing electric shiny musket paralyzing electric shiny musket paralyzing electric shiny musket.
Isadore Goldsmith is anti-semitic.
Xaviera Evitts is about to be fragged.
Undine Nanney would duel a suicide bomber.
Stevie Ann Alley would duel tanks.
Oribell Insworth would duel a XTREME cuddly toy.
melanoma of melodramatically erudite airplane duel sexy vortex[edit | edit source]
A sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack duel a malevolent document when fat will duel the death plane. lowbrow is melodramatically sexy because mouth is not melodramatically macabre. However, to duel from another linux, the sexy may melodramatically be the sexy tractor of icicle. A Aspergers will duel in the tawdry peacock, but until funeral, duel!
But to duel in some other osteoporosis, let us duel a potato that across zebra was deity of personal preference. By that crab cake, we can duel that excrement will duel unless frying pans duel.
When I Was a Tanner Thompson[edit | edit source]
When I was a young contradiction
My father took me into Boden City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a plumber of the Priest,
The a pilot, and the tanks?"
I said, "SAGE"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Kellie Jayne Eddison and Your Mom,
The Thieving they have humped?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Kvetch
To lead you somewhere in Milfland
To join the Bitch parade!"