Mad Libs/examples2

flaccid foible/ocean4

Important: If you hack, slash, & burn less than 61% satisfied with this jelly, you may be shaky for a pointless thong.

The pillows since the mugs

It all started when a contraband agreed a galleon. Then things got flaccid. The ectoplasm owned a gymnasium then things got even more controversial. Eventually flaccid took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hugh Hefner. Made up of a bollocks a xenomorph, Goblin Glider and eeble these four things would rise up and take down the evil codpiece. Their plan was to graphitize him in the Doppelgänger then, while doing that, rescue the handstand from the emaciated mongoose

Flying Scots

There was once a electric toothbrush named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he subpoena to the alfalfa just to see the pillows. Suddenly he found that his God had turned flaccid. Soon he found himself flying into a padlock. When he landed, he died. Then a P'KANG fag named Hugh Hefner who called himself the ASSHAT Crazy Frog, lathered him in the head 0 times then said "It's 32^oF here you FUCK!"

death

One day Tunisian Bill Gates was decapitated, crushed by [candy], disintegrated, fucked, transwikied, transmogrified into a worm, possessed, pwnt, extinguished, retired, kicked in the nuts, sent to detention, laid to rest, sold for scrap metal, put in the dryer, pwnt to death, converted to Scientology, overthrown, burninated, eliminated, sprayed with pesticides, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, found out, fired by your boss, killed half-to-death twice, decapitated, SNAFU'd, caught in a tidal wave, possessed, trapped under a glass dome, crucified, Flamethrower'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", electric chair'd, sprayed with pesticides, fragged, timeshifted to Sept. 31, Candy Crushed ™, hit by a wrecking ball, chased by 0 pedestrians, framed, assassinated, excluded from the future, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, and then 999'd in the upside-down world. The End.

people

Gay Ratnett is ablating my governor.

Jestine Claridge is ablating 0 pillows.

Vespasian Lunam is ablating Wilkes's huffed kitten.

Pats Pickings lathered my raid.

Babb Tuffs riots my swimming pool.

Quagmire Raith riots pillows.

Zackes Nob lathered my pantleg.

Gwen Margaret Dunworth lathered Hillierd's Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society.

Katreen Yorston is in their person with a shotgun ablating their pillows.

Cicely Cumberledge is jocular.

Victoria Spurgen is rarely ridiculous.

Wilken Flemington has one useless indestructible photon-rifle useless indestructible photon-rifle useless indestructible photon-rifle.

Arley Ace is suffering from DICKFACE Tourette's.

Iljana Chynoweth is about to be decapitated.

Christy Blaywell can subpoena a Republican.

Yvonne Nielson can subpoena pillows.

Court Ellworth can subpoena a nonsensical garbage bin.

dystopia of rarely well-to-do queen bee subpoena yellow suicide bomber

A cabinet subpoena a alarming hostel when road will subpoena the egg. mouth is rarely flaccid because attack page is not rarely Pastafarian. However, to subpoena from another cardboard box, the flaccid may rarely be the flaccid custard of nostalgia. A sonk will subpoena in the sheer question mark, but until nob, subpoena!

But to subpoena in some other Suzuki, let us subpoena a furnace that since harpsichord was anything. By that reindeer, we can subpoena that xylem will subpoena unless Hondas subpoena.

When I Was a kakistocracy

When I was a young mouse

My father took me into Karlskrona City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a quarterback of the Bishop,

The a writer, and the pillows?"

I said, "OMGWTFBBQ?!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Trent Needs and Darth Tater,

The Max SP they have lathered?

Because one day, I'll leave you the combined might and weapons of the Soviet people pushing back the invading German army

To lead you behind you

To join the Bitch parade!"

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