Mad Libs/examples2
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The rifles off the t-shirts[edit | edit source]
It all started when a memo rinsed a pantleg. Then things got jocular. The YouTube Poop admonished a rocket then things got even more educated. Eventually jocular took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hulk Hogan. Made up of a telephone a document, ricer and lisp these four things would rise up and take down the evil diet pill. Their plan was to absolve him in the governor then, while doing that, rescue the Buick from the moist Toyota
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a glucose named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he graphitise to the brisket just to see the rifles. Suddenly he found that his shank had turned jocular. Soon he found himself flying into a bridge. When he landed, he died. Then a FAGGOT fag named Jim Carrey who called himself the RAPE Pervez Musharraf, cured him in the colon 0 times then said "It's 81oC here you HONKY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day French Nancy Pelosi was vandalized, hit for 6, capped, crapped on, Death Note'd, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, and outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed!, votekicked, Hadouken'd, trapped under a glass dome, decimated, transfigured, BALEETED, caught in a tidal wave, feasted on Thanksgiving, flattened by a falling piano, BALEETED, kicked into next week, Killer card'ed, eaten by 81 gators, eliminated, suffocated, cancelled, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, mowed, dipped in acid, sniped, rickroll'd, torn apart, Surfed, End Task'd, tried as a witch, checkmated, eaten by 81 gators, bombed by terrorists, hit by a Care Bear Stare, smothered, defeated, sworded, Killer card'ed, Hadouken'd, SNAFU'd, banned for 24 days, Raigeki'd, hit by a wrecking ball, killed half-to-death twice, and then excluded from the future. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Yann Pond is freezing my candy.
Bailey>/option> <option>Bambi Payne is freezing 0 rifles.
Jeanney Owen is freezing Larkin's igneous protrusion.
Undine Twaite cured my Sparta.
Abby Quee matures my beach ball.
Quintin Shelley matures rifles.
Aguste Ingwold cured my bachelor.
Texas Sorely cured Philip's heretic.
Roderick Tattnell is in their blimp freezing their rifles.
Yolande Well is naked.
Ursula Whitfield is ruthlessly quick.
Sterling Lening has one paralyzing exploding laser-gun paralyzing exploding laser-gun paralyzing exploding laser-gun.
Xenia Janney is unfunny.
Vanity Yelverton is about to be vandalized.
Chaddy Irwell couldn't graphitise a nostril.
Laureanna Hollings couldn't graphitise rifles.
Goldi Dinsdale couldn't graphitise a vigilant forest.
bat of ruthlessly boring gelato graphitise abnormal furnace[edit | edit source]
A knickknack graphitise a ineffective flan when rake will graphitise the oil spill. cheval-de-frise is ruthlessly jocular because bimbo is not ruthlessly absorbent. However, to graphitise from another kitten, the jocular may ruthlessly be the jocular penis of governor. A centrifuge will graphitise in the idiotic scroll, but until cod, graphitise!
But to graphitise in some other factory, let us graphitise a kitten that off tofu was exit sign. By that flagella, we can graphitise that contradiction will graphitise unless fiascos graphitise.
When I Was a horse[edit | edit source]
When I was a young noseblower
My father took me into Halmstad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a plumber of the Man of God,
The a poopsmith, and the rifles?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Bren MacCallum and John Travolta,
The Zombification they have cured?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Kamal
To lead you on Isle of Man
To join the Cunt parade!"