Mad Libs/examples2

lazy needle/igneous protrusion8

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The face masks across the sticks

It all started when a boar analyzed a critter. Then things got lazy. The clitoris cogitated a roundhouse kick then things got even more well-to-do. Eventually lazy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Nancy Pelosi. Made up of a milk a fish, Goblin Glider and rubber duck these four things would rise up and take down the evil monoclonal antibody. Their plan was to crankle him in the lithium then, while doing that, rescue the microcosm from the bloody telephone

Flying Scots

There was once a bachelor named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he vegetate to the toboggan just to see the face masks. Suddenly he found that his harpsichord had turned lazy. Soon he found himself flying into a skull. When he landed, he died. Then a SPICY CUNT FUCK fag named Wally the Green Monster who called himself the SHITCUNTING Donald Trump, cogitated him in the olfactory organs 0 times then said "It's 59^oC here you PENIS!"

death

One day Senegalese Bertrand Russell was yoinked, disembowelled, Candy Crushed ™, feasted on Thanksgiving, killed half-to-death twice, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, bought for a dollar, given the toxic marshmallow, Game Over'd, 20-hit combo'd, KO'd, BALEETED, Green Shell'd, outsmarted by a 5th grader, ZONKED, executed by snu-snu, drownded, swallowed by Kirby, catapulted away, feasted on Thanksgiving, hit by a car, sacrificed by the Aztecs, eaten by a Vodyanoi, crushed by Tetrominoes, disenchanted, painted black, shanked, fired, timeshifted to Sept. 31, pushed off the Empire State Building, petrified, bombed by terrorists, annihilated, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, covered in tar and feathers, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, Green Shell'd, tackled, QVFD'd, poned by a bade speeler, death trapped by JigSaw, BALEETED, defeated, and then eaten by a Grue. The End.

people

Ulysses Clery is lathering my critter.

Zayne Otto is lathering 0 face masks.

Ulysses Jerety is lathering Wilkinson's dogma.

Dorsey Borrowmen cogitated my treehouse.

Osca Armand alerts my fat.

Zaveah Lemass alerts face masks.

Doan Naghten cogitated my sockpuppet.

Cathrina Rawlin cogitated Jon's swimsuit.

Freddy Gravenor is in their lentil soup lathering their face masks.

Ivanna Warrick is tawdry.

Xaviera Jefferys is bitterly implosive.

Patrica Clapp has one ballistic electric heavy ninja-flamethrower ballistic electric heavy ninja-flamethrower ballistic electric heavy ninja-flamethrower.

Dorian Kington is lesbian.

Malvina Ludden is about to be yoinked.

Higgin Coteney shall not vegetate a minecart.

Gary Frenay shall not vegetate face masks.

Quagmire Darnwell shall not vegetate a poopy pill.

random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack of bitterly retarded watermelon vegetate defensive sparkle sprayer

A hadron vegetate a dead jelly when toaster will vegetate the zombiebaron. hotdog waffle is bitterly lazy because eeble is not bitterly pointless. However, to vegetate from another option, the lazy may bitterly be the lazy Green Lantern ring of glucose. A document will vegetate in the throbbing lobby, but until VCR, vegetate!

But to vegetate in some other Game Boy, let us vegetate a Dunmer that across cuddly toy was plague. By that Zelda, we can vegetate that riffraff will vegetate unless mugs vegetate.

When I Was a Daewoo

When I was a young brickbat

My father took me into Arvika City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a unemployed bum of the Shaman,

The a death row prison guard, and the face masks?"

I said, "1447!!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Florence Elcy and Tom Cruise,

The Firemaking they have cogitated?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Mahva

To lead you in Hell

To join the Cockmongler parade!"

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