Mad Libs/examples2
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The reindeer along the lubricants[edit | edit source]
It all started when a question mark cogitated a broom. Then things got petrifying. The Soliton radar baked a fealty then things got even more erotic. Eventually petrifying took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Osama bin Laden. Made up of a operating system a mitten, pork chop and copypasta these four things would rise up and take down the evil belt. Their plan was to feel him in the contraband then, while doing that, rescue the brand from the contented Sparta
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a vulva named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he unite to the idiot just to see the reindeer. Suddenly he found that his zebra had turned petrifying. Soon he found himself flying into a Cadillac. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKFACE fag named Leverage who called himself the FUCKING A Osama bin Laden, assassinated him in the lymph node 0 times then said "It's 53oF here you TOSSER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Laotian Arnold Schwarzenegger was thrown into the fire pit, tasered for 0 minutes straight, eradicated, banned from the internet, made into a strange Internet fad, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, thwacked over the head with a broom, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, SolarBeamed, burninated, overthrown, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, bombed by terrorists, left behind while the world was ending, eaten by a Grue, suffocated, hexed, found out, swallowed by Kirby, killed by your own Green Shell, banned from the internet, bought for a dollar, chainsaw'd, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, banned for 24 days, stomped, petrified, beef jerkified, wasted by a big green semi truck, planarly isolated, sliced by a falling icicle, converted to Scientology, bombed, given drain bamage, forced to eat shit, and vindicated!, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, cheated on, timeshifted to Sept. 31, obliterated, possessed, Flamethrower'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", 20-hit combo'd, and then soaked in gasoline and set on fire. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Josefa Shevington is recollecting my bingo.
Witmer Erwell is recollecting 0 reindeer.
Terri Zender is recollecting Dwina's cadaver.
Ada Croxford assassinated my Gatsby.
Katrice Fair admires my whip.
Francene Limmage admires reindeer.
Xena Turvill assassinated my gelato.
Joy Whittome assassinated Angelynna's Oldsmobile.
Martin Luther Farmer is in their age recollecting their reindeer.
Sandie Morning is dismal.
Ridley Zorn is relentlessly emancipated.
Amellia Neighbourway has one useless overpowered heavy photon-zip gun useless overpowered heavy photon-zip gun useless overpowered heavy photon-zip gun.
Wystan Goodman is a racist.
Olyvia Conan doyle is about to be thrown into the fire pit.
Fergus Dysonyrland can unite a band.
Savannah Areskine can unite reindeer.
Zoe Uffington can unite a cheap xanthochroi.
broom of relentlessly hairy ballroom unite quick turkey sandwich[edit | edit source]
A communist unite a tawdry pillow when dominatrix will unite the ape. huffed page is relentlessly petrifying because exit sign is not relentlessly quivering. However, to unite from another baby, the petrifying may relentlessly be the petrifying pine cone of pen. A horse will unite in the contented bingo, but until bank robbery, unite!
But to unite in some other chromosome, let us unite a swimming pool that along block evading sockpuppet was pear. By that zoot suit, we can unite that fork will unite unless lowbrows unite.
When I Was a philanthropist[edit | edit source]
When I was a young love
My father took me into Västerås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a sound tecnician of the Shaman,
The a maid, and the reindeer?"
I said, "HATE HATE HAT!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Isaac Cubittworth and Natalie Portman,
The Agility they have assassinated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Plasma Wisp
To lead you absolutely nowhere
To join the Cockmongler parade!"