Mad Libs/examples2
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The rakes without the memos[edit | edit source]
It all started when a faceplant crystallised a copyist. Then things got moist. The riffraff broke a Weltschmerz then things got even more vigilant. Eventually moist took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jerry Fallwell. Made up of a showdown a bridge, gork and tire these four things would rise up and take down the evil pizzle. Their plan was to hump him in the toboggan then, while doing that, rescue the kitten from the cozy heretic
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a pervert named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he terrorise to the bat just to see the rakes. Suddenly he found that his magma had turned moist. Soon he found himself flying into a Republican. When he landed, he died. Then a DICK TITS fag named Niels Bohr who called himself the CUNTBUCKET Pikachu, baked him in the spine 0 times then said "It's 22oF here you PISSHOLE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Tanzanian Tom Cruise was terminated, dehydrated, rickroll'd, timeshifted to Sept. 31, petrified, fucked, Hadouken'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, timeshifted to Sept. 31, detonated, raped and killed, Red Shell'd, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, splattered all over the windshield, tried as a witch, hit by a Care Bear Stare, huffed, deported, crushed by [Santa], hit by a wrecking ball, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, exterminated, derailed, pushed off the Empire State Building, Red Shell'd, crushed by [candy], h4xx0rd, tarred and feathered, caught stepping on the red zone, turned into a brony, devoured by crocodiles, caught by an ant-lion, eradicated, forced to eat shit, moved to the bottom of the food chain, spammed, eaten by a Grue, BENSONATED, fired, touched by Michael Jackson, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, Game Over'd, nuked, and then regurgitated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Winters Rolph is legislating my castle.
Gully Zuttah is legislating 0 rakes.
Jan Zouche is legislating Finnigan's linux.
Zayne Vandeleur baked my Swiss cheese.
Amalea Loveder bamboozles my beach ball.
Ivonne O'Feeheny bamboozles rakes.
Ursuline Innsworth baked my daffodil.
Rob Haywoode baked Duncan's cardboard box.
Piper Yeoman is in their yellow submarine legislating their rakes.
Quinn Swash is bad mannered.
France Witherdenet is hatefully colossal.
Birdie Pease has one radioactive electric prototype ninja-raygun radioactive electric prototype ninja-raygun radioactive electric prototype ninja-raygun.
Lauretta Stroud is asexual.
Arlena Isaac is about to be terminated.
Karmen Rushmere should terrorise a block.
Mittie Yanworth should terrorise rakes.
Laurelyn Larrissey should terrorise a unrefined suicidal lemming.
cockgoblin of hatefully quivering bathing ape terrorise defensive horse[edit | edit source]
A banana penguin terrorise a fat xylophone when oddball will terrorise the anger. lentil soup is hatefully moist because airplane is not hatefully shitty. However, to terrorise from another sockpuppet of an unregistered user, the moist may hatefully be the moist fissile uranium of oil. A nitrogen will terrorise in the well-to-do flightdeck, but until bumbleberry jam, terrorise!
But to terrorise in some other fealty, let us terrorise a luggage that without pear was deity of personal preference. By that cellphone, we can terrorise that gymnasium will terrorise unless guillotines terrorise.
When I Was a administrator[edit | edit source]
When I was a young lipmusic
My father took me into Gävle City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a secretary of the Priest,
The a gynecologist, and the rakes?"
I said, "lol wtf"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Daffne Ashmore and Paul Hindemith,
The Magic they have baked?
Because one day, I'll leave you a swarm of bio-engineered locusts
To lead you on Big Thunder Mountain
To join the Wanker parade!"