Mad Libs/examples2
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The mailboxes about the lubricants[edit | edit source]
It all started when a oven insulted a pile of flaming horse feces. Then things got vast. The cellulite insulted a funeral then things got even more unnatural. Eventually vast took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sal Fasano. Made up of a showdown a queen, forest and Kirby these four things would rise up and take down the evil harpsichord. Their plan was to flagellate him in the hub cap then, while doing that, rescue the stick from the vigilant automatic translator
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a centrifuge named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he anglicanise to the hostel just to see the mailboxes. Suddenly he found that his ampere had turned vast. Soon he found himself flying into a queen. When he landed, he died. Then a JIZZ fag named Paris Hilton who called himself the YOU WANKER Bill Bailey, employed him in the big toe 0 times then said "It's 5oF here you DICKFACE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Sumerian Kevin Federline was lightning bolted, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, kicked into next week, kicked into next week, caught by an ant-lion, flushed down, down, down, left behind while the world was ending, electrocuted by 0 Grues, evicted, suffocated in your farts, executed by snu-snu, SolarBeamed, Red Shell'd, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, Nerf'd, popped, Final Smash'd, sniped, sacrificed by the Aztecs, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, uninvited to the party, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", rickroll'd, excluded from the future, disenchanted, Goatse'd, lol'd, Flamethrower'd, told to sit in the corner of a round room, lightsaber'd, ninja'd, tasered for 0 minutes straight, capped, dipped in acid, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, sued by Viacom, outsmarted by a 5th grader, drownded, Killer card'ed, Rick Roll'd, disembowelled, ambushed by 0 n00bs, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), shanked, and then Bankrupted. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Jannie Zorkin is writing my dictator.
Fingal Gestney is writing 0 mailboxes.
Randi Ashprington is writing Nathaniel's espresso.
Princess Jordenson employed my applesauce.
Anthony Brian Askwell litigates my keyboard.
Sheryll Raleigh litigates mailboxes.
Oakes Raycroft employed my chiffon.
Maeve Gleadhall employed Wade's rainbow-powered windmill.
Kori Hinde is in their juice writing their mailboxes.
Josh Weatherbum is snug.
Clarance O'Cremin is insufficiently slippery.
Hutchin Jewell has one poisonous electric double-ultra super megaphaser-dart gun poisonous electric double-ultra super megaphaser-dart gun poisonous electric double-ultra super megaphaser-dart gun.
Che Melissa Ventris is intersexual.
Korey Jefferies is about to be lightning bolted.
Marcelle Quelch might anglicanise a banana penguin.
Jaklin Read might anglicanise mailboxes.
Sabina Bassingdale might anglicanise a slippery okra.
temple of insufficiently flammable couch potato anglicanise white tong[edit | edit source]
A kitten piccata anglicanise a rhythmic mongoose when thumbtack will anglicanise the ice skate. lumberjack is insufficiently vast because tyrant is not insufficiently macabre. However, to anglicanise from another entropy, the vast may insufficiently be the vast rope of ripple. A queer will anglicanise in the depressed buddy, but until steak dinner, anglicanise!
But to anglicanise in some other curry, let us anglicanise a rape that about macaroon was heretic. By that racket, we can anglicanise that muffinface will anglicanise unless faceplants anglicanise.
When I Was a lava[edit | edit source]
When I was a young gork
My father took me into Mora City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a coach of the God,
The a poopsmith, and the mailboxes?"
I said, "1227!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Karolinah Passell and Lech Wałęsa,
The Max SP they have employed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Modron
To lead you in Tomorrowland
To join the Cunt parade!"