Mad Libs/examples2
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The sacrifices absent the fish[edit | edit source]
It all started when a sysadmin deceived a featherbed. Then things got tense. The gamelan blessed a warning then things got even more erudite. Eventually tense took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third. Made up of a zipper a Taahgaarxian, impetus and eeble these four things would rise up and take down the evil pile of crap. Their plan was to subvocalize him in the riffraff then, while doing that, rescue the library from the fervent raid
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a lobster named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he deceive to the chromosome just to see the sacrifices. Suddenly he found that his alcohol had turned tense. Soon he found himself flying into a cigarette. When he landed, he died. Then a DICK CHICKEN fag named The King of the Internet who called himself the PIG Arnold Schwarzenegger, gave him in the thumb 0 times then said "It's 1oC here you QUEEF!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Bulgarian Megatron was bought for a dollar, owned, Raigeki'd, checkmated, fired by your boss, ambushed by 0 n00bs, smothered, Candy Crushed ™, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", covered in tar and feathers, decimated, bombed, drownded, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), killed by your own Green Shell, hit for 6, fragged, possessed, Bankrupted, totally freakin' pwn'd, assassinated, electrocuted by 0 Grues, transmogrified into a worm, poisoned, moved to the bottom of the food chain, eviscerated, Flamethrower'd, eliminated, chased by 0 pedestrians, tasered for 0 minutes straight, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, kicked to the curb, put in the dryer, ZONKED, detonated, granted 72 virgins by Allah, killed half-to-death twice, annihilated, eaten by a Barrow wight, torch'd, totally freakin' pwn'd, Hadouken'd, sliced by a falling icicle, converted to Scientology, and then framed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Pheoby Yarnold is curing my contradiction.
Zayden Georgeson is curing 0 sacrifices.
Mariette Ruddle is curing Wilston's needle.
Daren Unworth gave my baby.
Tate Torrens pwns my sun.
Eddie Wittleston pwns sacrifices.
Mervyn Narracott gave my mountain.
Selida Aldrich gave Francene's cancer.
Genevieve O'Reagane is in their melanoma curing their sacrifices.
Stefanni Jeromson is intransigent.
Timmie Dowscott is verbosely dazzling.
Yulanda Vygus has one useless quantum-blaster useless quantum-blaster useless quantum-blaster.
MacKeena Dear is unfunny.
Iesha Dumpleton is about to be bought for a dollar.
Kellen MacKusker wouldn't deceive a feces.
Kaili O'Linnegar wouldn't deceive sacrifices.
O'Bie Shealy wouldn't deceive a foreign monster.
teabag of verbosely laughable algorithm deceive cheery furry[edit | edit source]
A space deceive a throbbing fanfic when featherbed will deceive the Republican. sockpuppet of an unregistered user is verbosely tense because gyroscope is not verbosely vigilant. However, to deceive from another funeral, the tense may verbosely be the tense cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal of sysadmin. A osmosis will deceive in the demoralizing electric toothbrush, but until banana penguin, deceive!
But to deceive in some other Furby, let us deceive a dog house that absent facepalm was brickbat. By that nostalgia, we can deceive that anvil will deceive unless scrolls deceive.
When I Was a mountain[edit | edit source]
When I was a young pedophile
My father took me into Visby City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a valkyrie of the God,
The a poopsmith, and the sacrifices?"
I said, "HATE HATE HAT!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Neal Dawkins and Optimus Prime,
The Thieving they have gave?
Because one day, I'll leave you an HTMLemental
To lead you on Jupiter
To join the Faggot parade!"