Mad Libs/examples2
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The miscellaneous dead things among the cakes[edit | edit source]
It all started when a heretic ate a claptrap. Then things got cryptic. The ax murderer pandered a yellow submarine then things got even more erotic. Eventually cryptic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Brian Peppers. Made up of a domino a llama, lava and ten-foot pole these four things would rise up and take down the evil PINGA. Their plan was to flagellate him in the cow then, while doing that, rescue the big top from the belittling muff
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a antibacterial named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he defibrillate to the stick just to see the miscellaneous dead things. Suddenly he found that his t-shirt had turned cryptic. Soon he found himself flying into a bishop. When he landed, he died. Then a STEVE BALLMER fag named Spongebob Squarepants who called himself the CHRISTHUMPER Jesus Christ, rinsed him in the appendix 0 times then said "It's 96oF here you ASSHOLE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Australian Tom Osborne was beef jerkified, cheated on, Flamethrower'd, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, crushed into a cube, assassinated, bombed out, ZONKED, regurgitated, eliminated, thrown into the fire pit, bombed, votekicked, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, granted 72 virgins by Allah, suffocated, hit by a car, eaten by a Zuree, crushed by [Santa], tarred and feathered, cancelled, Raigeki'd, bombed out, yoinked, crushed into a cube, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, skewer'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, zapped by infrared radiation, Final Smash'd, left behind while the world was ending, End Task'd, gutted, finished, sniped, abducted, Aeroblasted, extinguished, exterminated, buried in homework, possessed, excluded from the future, caught in a temporal paradox, electrocuted by 0 Grues, and then crucified. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Phemia Bascombe is curing my bass guitar.
Ingers Vause is curing 0 miscellaneous dead things.
Lashunda Kettner is curing Martha's search engine.
Zareen Ankers rinsed my reverse osmosis.
Quin Quinney asks my monoclonal antibody.
Aveline Hodwell asks miscellaneous dead things.
Ephemia Talkes rinsed my candlestick.
Berri Kildeaa rinsed Whitby's aerodynamics.
Stefali Whittal is in their Mexican wave curing their miscellaneous dead things.
Noel Killough is cartilage.
Zebedee Jugpen is knowingly pyrrhic.
Sherill Poole has one flaming rocket-propelled shiny phaser-gun flaming rocket-propelled shiny phaser-gun flaming rocket-propelled shiny phaser-gun.
Orly Wetney is a terrorist.
Tyrelle Kerracher is about to be beef jerkified.
Undine Lundon should defibrillate a website.
Higgin Peirson should defibrillate miscellaneous dead things.
Daven Keegan should defibrillate a white Ford Pinto.
buffalo of knowingly sacrificed limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi defibrillate poopy soundboard[edit | edit source]
A bollocks defibrillate a malevolent mad axe-murderer when diode will defibrillate the website. ovary is knowingly cryptic because zipper is not knowingly unsophisticated. However, to defibrillate from another bikini, the cryptic may knowingly be the cryptic dystopia of diode. A deity of personal preference will defibrillate in the macabre harpsichord, but until amv, defibrillate!
But to defibrillate in some other Hitler, let us defibrillate a boo-ook that among Olula was furnace. By that orc, we can defibrillate that sesame seed oil will defibrillate unless teabags defibrillate.
When I Was a hovel[edit | edit source]
When I was a young cookie cutter
My father took me into Boden City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a conductor of the Warlock,
The a sound tecnician, and the miscellaneous dead things?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Danica Waite and Jerry Fallwell,
The Smithing they have rinsed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Summoned Skull
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Fuck parade!"