Mad Libs/examples2
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The oysters before the violi[edit | edit source]
It all started when a microscope constructed a mug. Then things got obscene. The drain cleaner legislated a xylophone then things got even more belittling. Eventually obscene took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Stephen Colbert. Made up of a cinderblock a computer, abba and madman these four things would rise up and take down the evil tempest. Their plan was to devour him in the street sign then, while doing that, rescue the peat moss from the unpleased bathing suit
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a snowflake named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he derail to the pencil just to see the oysters. Suddenly he found that his guillotine had turned obscene. Soon he found himself flying into a sea bass. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKHEAD fag named Luigi who called himself the SHIT Rayman, reduced him in the rectum 0 times then said "It's 35oC here you NIPPLES!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Georgian Khan Noonien Singh was laid to rest, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, locked in the basement, reverted, smothered, executed by snu-snu, given a sex change, poned by a bade speeler, sliced by a falling icicle, ASPLODE'd, eradicated, given drain bamage, caught in a landslide, caught in a temporal paradox, cancelled, killed in the sixth book, decapitated, excluded from the future, possessed, scammed, death trapped by JigSaw, sent packing, poisoned, electrocuted by 0 Grues, thwomped, popped, caught in a temporal paradox, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, pissed on, axed, tasered for 0 minutes straight, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), Eye Beam'd, VFD'd, trapped without food or drink, hit for 6, wasted by a big green semi truck, suffocated, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, obliterated, crushed by [Santa], lightning bolted, axed, defeated, and then strangled by Homer. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Urban York is insulting my lipmusic.
Ayda Ames is insulting 0 oysters.
Amelia Erlbeck is insulting Simonne's extension cord.
Jacquelyne Berne reduced my daffodil.
Katreenah Underwood attacks my US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet.
Hedrick Quinliven attacks oysters.
Quinton Poskitt reduced my cow.
Yates Tuxworth reduced Callean's funeral.
Rains Perement is in their deity of personal preference insulting their oysters.
Vanda Zonneveld is implosive.
Nell Hiffernane is often purple.
Bryanna Boone has one deadly rough laser-musket deadly rough laser-musket deadly rough laser-musket.
Isla Elias is unfunny.
Richard Michael Goodale is about to be laid to rest.
Althee O'Brogan shouldn't derail a jeans.
Catharinna Nares shouldn't derail oysters.
Fannie Fissington shouldn't derail a minuscule critter.
zebra of often virtual wall derail dazzling mammary gland[edit | edit source]
A Pokémon derail a ridiculous coffee when swimsuit will derail the hub cap. glue is often obscene because Zork is not often pricey. However, to derail from another tuxedo, the obscene may often be the obscene clock of guillotine. A liger will derail in the malevolent eel, but until slightly-below-average man, derail!
But to derail in some other snake, let us derail a big top that before Sparta was respiratory system. By that bumbleberry jam, we can derail that ricer will derail unless needles derail.
When I Was a peat moss[edit | edit source]
When I was a young lava
My father took me into Mariestad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a professional of the Pixie,
The a secretary, and the oysters?"
I said, "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Tauna Rea and Abu Hamza,
The Mojo they have reduced?
Because one day, I'll leave you a colony of vampire ants
To lead you on Mars
To join the Ass parade!"