Mad Libs/examples2
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The sacrifices worth the nunchucks[edit | edit source]
It all started when a feces expelled a diet pill. Then things got rapturous. The baby ate a cream-filled donut then things got even more unreliable. Eventually rapturous took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Freddy Krueger. Made up of a factory a buffalo, shark and Rick James these four things would rise up and take down the evil cockroach. Their plan was to tear him in the journalist then, while doing that, rescue the deleted page from the beloved ballroom
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a smelly pair of socks named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he tie to the Sparta just to see the sacrifices. Suddenly he found that his bazooka had turned rapturous. Soon he found himself flying into a lemon. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK fag named Jack Daniels who called himself the BALLS Nancy Pelosi, baptized him in the utopia 0 times then said "It's 92oF here you DAMN!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Canadian MrX was caught by an ant-lion, reverted, splattered all over the windshield, deported, screwed, ASPLODE'd, recycled, dipped in acid, eaten by a T-rex with a grenade launcher, electric chair'd, deleted, vandalized, tasered for 0 minutes straight, poned by a bade speeler, converted to Scientology, erased, Goatse'd, torch'd, stung by mosquitoes, 20-hit combo'd, recycled, disenchanted, turned into a brony, lol'd, and hexed!, stung by mosquitoes, dipped in acid, lightning bolted, crapped on, QVFD'd, vindicated, lightning bolted, Raigeki'd, Zidane'd, told to sit in the corner of a round room, extinguished, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, given a sex change, scammed, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, tackled, eliminated, laid to rest, stoned, popped, and then splattered all over the windshield. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Blondell Knowland is lathering my elephant.
Walls Eastment is lathering 0 sacrifices.
Austine Quemerford is lathering Cobi's dongle.
Cathryna Callow baptized my Chuck Norris impersonator.
Hodge Lillingstone steals my number.
Adiell Eridge steals sacrifices.
Rollie Youel baptized my kamikaze.
Christine Elizabeth Piggott baptized Traci's Minolta.
Brinda Robb is in their lockpick lathering their sacrifices.
Garren Quin is oblivious.
Orval Ivatt is pleasantly lovely.
Wayne Anthony Cowston has one deadly electric extra-large ion-minigun deadly electric extra-large ion-minigun deadly electric extra-large ion-minigun.
Rosemarie Joy Zorkin is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Rebecka Padfield is about to be caught by an ant-lion.
Uma Yockney would tie a brand.
Petty Joly would tie sacrifices.
Xene Northway would tie a abnormal arcsine.
bamboo of pleasantly cheery copyist tie diseased dongle[edit | edit source]
A round house tie a massive bluejay when factory will tie the vortex. hallway is pleasantly rapturous because lemon is not pleasantly emo. However, to tie from another US Navy aircraft carrier, the rapturous may pleasantly be the rapturous spermicide of Minolta. A chessboard will tie in the colossal dog, but until Xbox, tie!
But to tie in some other houseplant, let us tie a lucky bastard that worth giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone was fiddle. By that nostril, we can tie that random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets will tie unless hitmans tie.
When I Was a waffle[edit | edit source]
When I was a young caterer
My father took me into Arvika City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a quarterback of the Paladin,
The an elf, and the sacrifices?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Brigitt Uriel and Mr. Freeze,
The Max SP they have baptized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a misspeeled wrod
To lead you in Bunnyland
To join the Pussy parade!"