Mad Libs/examples2
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The t-shirts after the nails[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cartoon recollected a block. Then things got straight. The lubricant rioted a slightly-below-average man then things got even more beloved. Eventually straight took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bill Gates. Made up of a lighting a big top, diet pill and glycerin these four things would rise up and take down the evil whereabouts. Their plan was to enumerate him in the star then, while doing that, rescue the oxygen from the intransigent caterer
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a bachelor named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he crystallize to the mad axe-murderer just to see the t-shirts. Suddenly he found that his booby had turned straight. Soon he found himself flying into a claptrap. When he landed, he died. Then a MALL SANTA fag named Your Mom who called himself the SPIC Sapplerx, accentuated him in the ankle 0 times then said "It's 33oF here you POWERSHIT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Thracian Stephen Sondheim was trapped under a glass dome, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, VFD'd, stung by mosquitoes, totally freakin' pwn'd, Blue Screen of Death'd, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, framed, eaten by 33 gators, strangled by Homer, 999'd in the upside-down world, Surfed, checkmated, reverted, gutted, abducted, Goatse'd, ambushed by 0 n00bs, terminated, pwnt, death trapped by JigSaw, lightning bolted, caught stepping on the red zone, infected with a computer virus, 20-hit combo'd, poisoned, incinerated, hit for 6, trapped under a glass dome, torch'd, kicked to the curb, lol'd, downvoted, killed by your own Green Shell, laid to rest, SHOT, deep-fried, excluded from the future, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, decimated, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, dissected, deleted, and then recycled. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Tory Porter is curing my zombiebaron.
Tiffaney Winnall is curing 0 t-shirts.
Everett Garth is curing Quinten's stampede.
Ann Elizabeth Linnegar accentuated my extension cord.
Patty Vanney feels my flagella.
Margeret Pridmore feels t-shirts.
Frey Virney accentuated my electric toothbrush.
Wiggin Routledge accentuated Inglebert's leukemia.
Ray Clovane is in their dongle curing their t-shirts.
Wells Upton is moribund.
Xene Drosier is peevishly zany.
Quincy Ayson has one deadly overpowered laser-dart gun deadly overpowered laser-dart gun deadly overpowered laser-dart gun.
Burma MacCahill is homosexual.
Daffi Yearworth is about to be trapped under a glass dome.
Farah Dunnings will crystallize a cigarette.
Zulema Yarner will crystallize t-shirts.
Mirjam Ennos will crystallize a quivering flightdeck.
God of peevishly moribund bluejay crystallize lavish memo[edit | edit source]
A cartilage crystallize a flaccid terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER when journalist will crystallize the daydream. mesothelioma is peevishly straight because Zork is not peevishly ridiculous. However, to crystallize from another garbage bin, the straight may peevishly be the straight sockpuppet of an unregistered user of MIDI controller. A space will crystallize in the medieval Mazda, but until queer, crystallize!
But to crystallize in some other Buick, let us crystallize a Daewoo that after suicidal lemming was dominatrix. By that sysadmin, we can crystallize that poodle will crystallize unless neverlands crystallize.
When I Was a tank[edit | edit source]
When I was a young queen
My father took me into Örnsköldsvik City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a death row prison guard of the White Witch,
The a urologist, and the t-shirts?"
I said, "1227!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xenia Goddard and Oscar Wilde,
The Max FP they have accentuated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Orsimer
To lead you on Planet Hollywood
To join the Cockmongler parade!"