Mad Libs/examples2
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The electrons since the dog houses[edit | edit source]
It all started when a rifle moccasinified a PINGA. Then things got unsophisticated. The riverbank bamboozled a pool table then things got even more big. Eventually unsophisticated took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named John Kerry. Made up of a monkey a Zelda, Democrat and oil spill these four things would rise up and take down the evil US Navy aircraft carrier. Their plan was to ruminate him in the suicide bomber then, while doing that, rescue the duck from the sizable engraving
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a able-bodied spiderman gimp train named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he hear to the duck just to see the electrons. Suddenly he found that his homology had turned unsophisticated. Soon he found himself flying into a waterfall. When he landed, he died. Then a NECROPHILIA fag named Freddy Krueger who called himself the DAMN Simon Cowell, quantified him in the gastrointestinal sphincter 0 times then said "It's 79oF here you RAT'S COCK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Israeli Aunt Jemima was pushed off the Empire State Building, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, vandalized, yoinked, pwnt, splattered all over the windshield, drownded, kicked into next week, devoured by crocodiles, buried alive, Fucking Killed™, sent to sleep with the fishes, sliced by a falling icicle, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", lol'd, abducted, overthrown, sent packing, petrified, tarred and feathered, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, drawn and quartered, turned off, touched by Michael Jackson, stung by mosquitoes, h4xx0rd, turned into a brony, deleted, sold for scrap metal, Candy Crushed ™, zapped by infrared radiation, put in the dishwasher, shot...by cancer, overthrown, huffed, sniped, recycled, pwnt, Goatse'd, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, uninvited to the party, detonated, eaten by a Grue, eviscerated, and then ambushed by 0 n00bs. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Fornell Keaveny is sacrificing my virus.
Fermina Sly is sacrificing 0 electrons.
Earth Fellick is sacrificing Irving's baby.
Forster Ashmore quantified my frying pan.
Zac Alwin plagiarizes my tempest.
Yetta O'Flynn plagiarizes electrons.
Alexanda Zorkin quantified my rake.
Camma Deakin quantified Danita's infinity.
Thompkins O'Slattery is in their hostel sacrificing their electrons.
Quinton Zouche is lavish.
Perse Punditt is crazily big.
Paul Francis Upcott has one radioactive overpowered secret laser-musket radioactive overpowered secret laser-musket radioactive overpowered secret laser-musket.
Vince Dalmellington is bisexual.
Caylah-Ann Seppings is about to be pushed off the Empire State Building.
Ulysses Jilcombe shall hear a cutlass.
Eva Quested shall hear electrons.
Valery Ebbetts shall hear a dark xylem.
snake of crazily hopeless telephone hear sacrificed disaster[edit | edit source]
A bridge hear a nail-biting ectoplasm when read-only memory will hear the blimp. osmosis is crazily unsophisticated because Oldsmobile is not crazily wobbly. However, to hear from another nexus, the unsophisticated may crazily be the unsophisticated clever trick of calculator. A Texas toast will hear in the dubious mouth, but until YouTube Poop, hear!
But to hear in some other tempest, let us hear a giraffe that since kitten pot pie was cliff. By that terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER, we can hear that lithium will hear unless neurotoxins hear.
When I Was a linux[edit | edit source]
When I was a young lubricant
My father took me into Västerås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a valkyrie of the Pixie,
The a cameraman, and the electrons?"
I said, "u suk fag"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yaffa Bywaters and The Doctor,
The Revivification they have quantified?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gnorc
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Cockmongler parade!"