Mad Libs/examples2
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The etchings between the cobs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a lawnmower meditated a rock. Then things got purple. The caterer recollected a salad fork then things got even more substandard. Eventually purple took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Megatron. Made up of a mug a anvil, spoon and blocked user these four things would rise up and take down the evil fish. Their plan was to duel him in the kumquat then, while doing that, rescue the antibacterial from the erect castle
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a chisel named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he receive to the document just to see the etchings. Suddenly he found that his electron had turned purple. Soon he found himself flying into a document. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKING fag named Courtney Love who called himself the CUNT Dr. Evil, cogitated him in the ring finger 0 times then said "It's 38oC here you BONER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Irish Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, rickroll'd, crushed into a cube, Avada Kedavra'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, sacrificed by the Aztecs, fired by your boss, catapulted away, cheated on, shipped to Mars, ASPLODE'd, Rick Roll'd, yoinked, put in the dryer, caught in a landslide, QVFD'd, crushed into a cube, obliterated, sliced by a falling icicle, rickroll'd, Hadouken'd, exterminated, crushed by Tetrominoes, extinguished, given the toxic marshmallow, cheated on, given drain bamage, KO'd, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, Game Over'd, VFD'd, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, caught stepping on the red zone, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), granted 72 virgins by Allah, 999'd in the upside-down world, Hadouken'd, Nerf'd, fired by your boss, Rick Roll'd, eradicated, locked in the basement, granted 72 virgins by Allah, and then smothered. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Vitus Quan is proving my Volkswagen.
Ardis Upjohn is proving 0 etchings.
Vivian Uptin is proving Miriam Ruth's duck.
Nayeli Trevor cogitated my sacrifice.
Carney Domerthane steals my guitar.
Nicole Jayne Jarrod steals etchings.
Vespasian Ines cogitated my lobster.
Urban Acton cogitated Quagmire's idiot.
Quintus Thorburn is in their wall proving their etchings.
Sallie Anne Sheldrake is unreliable.
Poll Yirrell is easily rigid.
Siddeeqah Udall has one flaming shiny quantum-minigun flaming shiny quantum-minigun flaming shiny quantum-minigun.
Emmet Littleproud is intersexual.
Dilwyn Charlesworthy is about to be vomited up by a grue, then eaten again.
Linnea Quinlevan couldn't receive a Game Boy.
Joy Niscombe couldn't receive etchings.
Ingrid Membery couldn't receive a dazzling codpiece.
puffery of easily curative minecart receive Nobel prize-winning garbage bin[edit | edit source]
A stick receive a contented driptray when moccasin will receive the heretic. nuclear reactor is easily purple because tractor is not easily boorish. However, to receive from another Republican, the purple may easily be the purple boo-ook of arcade. A sweet and sour chicken will receive in the tawdry critter, but until sonk, receive!
But to receive in some other microwave, let us receive a beagle that between idiot was station wagon. By that vector field, we can receive that ampere will receive unless vortexs receive.
When I Was a anvil[edit | edit source]
When I was a young boo-ook
My father took me into Lysekil City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a professional of the Shaman,
The a professional, and the etchings?"
I said, "wtf that is so gay!!!11"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Noura Coutsworth and Paris Hilton,
The Bow Skill they have cogitated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Appa
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Ass parade!"