Mad Libs/examples2
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The hybrid engines besides the bathtubs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a lemming constructed a gun. Then things got depressed. The deity of personal preference froze a cowboy then things got even more ugly. Eventually depressed took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Frosty. Made up of a algorithm a factory, quickloader and baby these four things would rise up and take down the evil Zelda. Their plan was to sanctify him in the pillow then, while doing that, rescue the monoclonal antibody from the scanty paycheck
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a arthritis named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he zhoosh to the electrified mocha chinchilla just to see the hybrid engines. Suddenly he found that his insanity had turned depressed. Soon he found himself flying into a Suzuki. When he landed, he died. Then a ANAL fag named Bowser who called himself the LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Brian Peppers, meditated him in the tongue 0 times then said "It's 52oC here you CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Austrian A Grue was SHOT, poisoned, eaten by a Grue, wasted by a big green semi truck, VFD'd, annihilated, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, dipped in acid, transwikied, totally freakin' pwn'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, shot...by cancer, defeated, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", hanged, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, sued by Viacom, huffed, electric chair'd, strangled by Homer, votekicked, exterminated, swallowed by Kirby, eliminated, thrown into the fire pit, KO'd, Candy Crushed ™, vandalized, abducted, nuked, Killer card'ed, sent to sleep with the fishes, SHOT, disembowelled, sent to detention, hexed, extinguished, smothered, annihilated, wasted by a big green semi truck, burninated, kicked in the nuts, 999'd in the upside-down world, fragged, and then screwed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Emanuele Yardy is pandering my newspaper.
Dickie Neaney is pandering 0 hybrid engines.
Isreal Verran is pandering Caylie's homotopy.
Ashlee Jupe meditated my diesel engine.
Quintin Vady blesses my titty.
Pouria Vellemworth blesses hybrid engines.
Ria Stobart meditated my hose.
Reggie Fry meditated Undine's band.
Varda Nobbs is in their tennis racket pandering their hybrid engines.
Aretha Montague is infectious.
Gali Zuttah is grotesquely lifeless.
Reggy Lunness has one flaming secret laser-rocket-launcher flaming secret laser-rocket-launcher flaming secret laser-rocket-launcher.
Rance Narborough is genderqueer.
Trevon Shelcott is about to be SHOT.
Zosimus Benge may not zhoosh a cod.
Xander Isbell may not zhoosh hybrid engines.
Farlay Cattley may not zhoosh a intransigent pool table.
adjective of grotesquely pyrrhic fish zhoosh grue-like dystopia[edit | edit source]
A guacamole zhoosh a heterosexual milquetoast when stapler will zhoosh the cellulite. guillotine is grotesquely depressed because clavicle is not grotesquely sanguine. However, to zhoosh from another oxygen, the depressed may grotesquely be the depressed leash of noun. A gork will zhoosh in the morbid truffle, but until pastry, zhoosh!
But to zhoosh in some other Olula, let us zhoosh a thong that besides skyscraper was option. By that mug, we can zhoosh that prostitute will zhoosh unless ropes zhoosh.
When I Was a buffalo[edit | edit source]
When I was a young sun
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a pirate of the Paladin,
The a NASCAR driver, and the hybrid engines?"
I said, "OMFG!!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Bergen Kelsey and Sterling Morton,
The Noob Resistance they have meditated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Warath
To lead you in Harvard University
To join the Tit wank parade!"