Mad Libs/examples2

pugnacious fib/crocodile2

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The bikinis beneath the houseplants

It all started when a stampede pandered a mycobacterium. Then things got pugnacious. The Toyota meditated a rickroll then things got even more smelly. Eventually pugnacious took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hulk Hogan. Made up of a fealty a beans, microcosm and pie these four things would rise up and take down the evil ostrich egg. Their plan was to jiggle him in the geometric elephant then, while doing that, rescue the spoon from the erudite evil secret Canadian mind-control device

Flying Scots

There was once a CD named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he programme to the clever trick just to see the bikinis. Suddenly he found that his kitten pot pie had turned pugnacious. Soon he found himself flying into a apple. When he landed, he died. Then a AUTOFELLATIO fag named Jennifer Lopez who called himself the PENIS Macbeth, expelled him in the urethra 0 times then said "It's 38^oC here you JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST!"

death

One day Nicaraguan Immanuel Kant was Hadouken'd, Rick Roll'd, electrocuted by 0 Grues, axed, Avada Kedavra'd, kicked to the curb, sliced by a falling icicle, given the toxic marshmallow, vindicated, ambushed by 0 n00bs, ZONKED, thwacked over the head with a broom, ZONKED, ASPLODE'd, buried alive, fragged, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, Eye Beam'd, eradicated, chased by 0 pedestrians, sprayed with pesticides, crushed by Tetrominoes, scammed, kicked in the nuts, lol'd, suffocated, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, screwed, planarly isolated, stoned, trapped without food or drink, evicted, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, put in the dryer, defeated, stomped, trapped under a glass dome, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, vindicated, dissected, electrocuted by 0 Grues, fired, thwacked over the head with a broom, farted on for 0 centuries, and then condemned. The End.

people

Victoria Fiddemont is navigating my clavichord.

Karmelina Mockler is navigating 0 bikinis.

Gaylord Dells is navigating Harden's bachelor.

Ayanna Nettles expelled my fistula.

Yazzie Boyworth ablates my xenomorph.

Offofon Newell ablates bikinis.

Laurietta Lett expelled my loser.

Edgar Eglan expelled Zhanu's igneous protrusion.

Sarah Helen Ulf is in their bridge navigating their bikinis.

Cabe Metcalf is living.

Peter Mark O'Tubridy is nonchalantly transparent.

Franklyn Hannify has one radioactive biological heavy laser-blaster radioactive biological heavy laser-blaster radioactive biological heavy laser-blaster.

Norman Vance is sexually perverted.

Uranus Loch is about to be Hadouken'd.

Dirk Mynoge may programme a noun.

Ibell MacOwl may programme bikinis.

Talia Ure may programme a dazzling lasagna.

rain meter of nonchalantly hideous tofu programme tawdry redwood

A potato programme a huge banana when stripper will programme the oddball. ten-foot pole is nonchalantly pugnacious because Toyota is not nonchalantly shimmery. However, to programme from another slightly-below-average man, the pugnacious may nonchalantly be the pugnacious exit sign of bass guitar. A rucksack will programme in the round question mark, but until rubber duck, programme!

But to programme in some other dead flounder, let us programme a stormcloud that beneath cartilage was sock. By that server, we can programme that Volvo will programme unless glues programme.

When I Was a shark

When I was a young cardboard box

My father took me into Trollhättan City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a NASCAR driver of the Prophet,

The a stripper, and the bikinis?"

I said, "wtf that is so gay!!!11"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Xandra O'Mulqueen and Thomas Edison,

The Self-esteem they have expelled?

Because one day, I'll leave you an Antlion

To lead you in deep space

To join the Homo parade!"

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