Mad Libs/examples2
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The beach balls up the cobs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a deviant cogitated a eeble. Then things got idiotic. The Dunmer owned a entropy then things got even more mundane. Eventually idiotic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named You. Made up of a hose a pool table, station wagon and kitten piccata these four things would rise up and take down the evil mammary gland. Their plan was to cuddle him in the cliff then, while doing that, rescue the verb from the wobbly PINGA
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a baseball bat named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he deceive to the deviant just to see the beach balls. Suddenly he found that his pen had turned idiotic. Soon he found himself flying into a abba. When he landed, he died. Then a WOP fag named Bob Saget who called himself the JACKASS Optimus Prime, litigated him in the spleen 0 times then said "It's 66oC here you OSTRICH MY ASS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Nigerian The Doctor was drawn and quartered, poned by a bade speeler, Green Shell'd, thrown into the fire pit, granted 72 virgins by Allah, painted black, eaten by 66 gators, Raigeki'd, incinerated, Aeroblasted, crushed by [candy], shanked, Eye Beam'd, sworded, ninja'd, kicked to the curb, killed half-to-death twice, dipped in acid, bought for a dollar, sold for scrap metal, sworded, moved to the bottom of the food chain, deported, votekicked, disassembled, poned by a bade speeler, annihilated, screwed, shipped to Mars, eviscerated, lightsaber'd, cancelled, killed in the sixth book, hexed, fucked, sent to the Day of Lavos, hexed, tasered for 0 minutes straight, sent to sleep with the fishes, lightsaber'd, crushed by Tetrominoes, Killer card'ed, petrified, huffed, and then vindicated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Jacob Blott is cogitating my ooze.
Nathalee Nokes is cogitating 0 beach balls.
Fifi Cuckney is cogitating Bill's age.
Tad Kinchella litigated my jellybean.
Greta Farrer admits my street sign.
Aube Pedington admits beach balls.
Wilfrida O'Keaty litigated my elf.
Wentworth Guyton litigated Perkin's anchovies.
Rhea Thaine is in their Kirby cogitating their beach balls.
Ibell Vereker is alarming.
Rosalind Yarnold is coldly cozy.
Yolande Vowell has one poisonous secret photon-crossbow poisonous secret photon-crossbow poisonous secret photon-crossbow.
Helen Ashpole is heterosexual.
Urban Cuckham is about to be drawn and quartered.
Forsyth Mylward can't deceive a codpiece.
Vito Middleditch can't deceive beach balls.
Omarosa Teagan can't deceive a morbid communist.
bowling ball of coldly sanguine funeral deceive lifeless dystopia[edit | edit source]
A llama deceive a unreliable candy when sarcophagus will deceive the hostel. chisel is coldly idiotic because guillotine is not coldly glycerin. However, to deceive from another prostate, the idiotic may coldly be the idiotic riffraff of Nintendo. A insanity will deceive in the shaky scroll, but until entropy, deceive!
But to deceive in some other pantleg, let us deceive a operating theater that up pastry was scroll. By that icicle, we can deceive that indefinite block will deceive unless dimes deceive.
When I Was a sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack[edit | edit source]
When I was a young alfalfa
My father took me into Umeå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a pilot of the Man of God,
The a button fastener, and the beach balls?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Emilie Athy and Sean Connery,
The Brain Age they have litigated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Paragloomba
To lead you in Tomorrowland
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"