Mad Libs/examples2

slimy plastic/lithium8

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The glycerins round the anvils

It all started when a prostitute felt a Turing machine. Then things got slimy. The flan crystallised a mitten then things got even more incompetent. Eventually slimy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Albert Camus. Made up of a lumberjack a US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet, rain meter and sheep these four things would rise up and take down the evil Suzuki. Their plan was to wank him in the guacamole then, while doing that, rescue the dollhouse from the Nobel prize-winning tong

Flying Scots

There was once a Sparta named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he remix to the zygote just to see the glycerins. Suddenly he found that his arccosine had turned slimy. Soon he found himself flying into a bikini. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA fag named ChiefjusticeDS who called himself the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MrX, optimized him in the kidney 0 times then said "It's 39^oF here you FUCKWIT!"

death

One day Puerto Rican Brian Peppers was QVFD'd, End Task'd, kicked to the curb, death trapped by JigSaw, unresurrected, evicted, eliminated, given the toxic marshmallow, stung by mosquitoes, cheated on, checkmated, made into a strange Internet fad, thrown off a cliff, condemned, kicked to the curb, converted to Scientology, stomped, mowed, trapped without food or drink, regurgitated, shipped to Mars, hit by a Care Bear Stare, put in the dryer, splattered all over the windshield, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", rickroll'd, forced to eat shit, decimated, crucified, curbstomped, 20-hit combo'd, axed, buried alive, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, KO'd, votekicked, sprayed with pesticides, disenchanted, checkmated, bombed, hit by a Care Bear Stare, eaten by a Nazgûl, uninvited to the party, turned off, and then Eye Beam'd. The End.

people

Bunny Jimpson is deconstructing my gork.

Wagner James Zuttah is deconstructing 0 glycerins.

Isham Wanty is deconstructing Aurica's dog house.

Lornah Kinnett optimized my curry.

Irmina Umphray navigates my hideout.

Nattalia Roantee navigates glycerins.

Galaxy Linney optimized my journalist.

Leota Yeewell optimized Amandaria's beagle.

Martin Jack Litcombe is in their ocean deconstructing their glycerins.

Ulysses Caddow is huge.

Struan Poynter is clearly no-frills.

Percival Zender has one paralyzing rough ninja-crossbow paralyzing rough ninja-crossbow paralyzing rough ninja-crossbow.

Xander Millynn is intersexual.

Wadell O'Laughnane is about to be QVFD'd.

Unity Zender may remix a muff.

Lauren Elizabeth Cudney may remix glycerins.

Noel Vorley may remix a congruent danish.

option of clearly incredible newspaper remix remarkable terrorist

A US Navy aircraft carrier remix a grisly vandalism when daffodil will remix the pantleg. Game Boy is clearly slimy because mad axe-murderer is not clearly trusty. However, to remix from another copypasta, the slimy may clearly be the slimy polyethylene of Weltschmerz. A tong will remix in the poopy lucky bastard, but until DVD, remix!

But to remix in some other businessman, let us remix a waffle that round businessman was potato. By that truffle, we can remix that Volkswagen will remix unless flans remix.

When I Was a dot

When I was a young alligator

My father took me into Karlshamn City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a television writer of the God,

The a pilot, and the glycerins?"

I said, "1227!!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Ora Jefferies and Hugh Hefner,

The Accuracy they have optimized?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Gorken

To lead you on Youranus

To join the Cock parade!"

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