Mad Libs/examples2
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The cockroaches aside the ropes[edit | edit source]
It all started when a sweet and sour chicken pandered a bamboo. Then things got dubious. The big top sacrificed a paperclip then things got even more lithium. Eventually dubious took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named ChiefjusticeDS. Made up of a anvil a round house, newspaper and administrator these four things would rise up and take down the evil number. Their plan was to abominate him in the xylophone then, while doing that, rescue the alpaca sandwich from the unbalanced ten-foot pole
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a dot named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he roll to the glass orb just to see the cockroaches. Suddenly he found that his handstand had turned dubious. Soon he found himself flying into a skyscraper. When he landed, he died. Then a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS fag named Kyle Broflovski who called himself the HELL Carlos Mencia, moccasinified him in the uvula 0 times then said "It's 77oC here you SHITE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Guinean Fat Albert was torn apart, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, painted black, executed by snu-snu, sold for scrap metal, stung by mosquitoes, popped, Ice Beamed, Hadouken'd, sliced by a falling icicle, curbstomped, Surfed, infected with a computer virus, eaten by 77 gators, petrified, crushed by [Santa], thrown off a cliff, sprayed with pesticides, killed half-to-death twice, painted black, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, suffocated, voted off the island, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, retired, tasered for 0 minutes straight, nuked, transmogrified into a worm, disintegrated, tasered for 0 minutes straight, disassembled, Game Over'd, voted off the island, forced to eat shit, granted 72 virgins by Allah, crucified, eradicated, uninvited to the party, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, zapped by infrared radiation, zapped by infrared radiation, Death Note'd, petrified, Avada Kedavra'd, and then crapped on. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Carrolynn Denby is feeling my sea bass.
Ivaylo Williams is feeling 0 cockroaches.
Earnestine Garrick is feeling Noelene's chiffon.
Goodson Wolfe moccasinified my random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack.
Earline Syer zooms my extension cord.
Stasy Allport zooms cockroaches.
Landon Jefcoh moccasinified my glucose.
Fairy Lifton moccasinified Fornell's cuddly toy.
Xandra Ditten is in their snowflake feeling their cockroaches.
Ethel Altimas is quivering.
Janette Vial is chubbily rigid.
Alexandre Rivers has one useless exploding double-ultra super megaraygun useless exploding double-ultra super megaraygun useless exploding double-ultra super megaraygun.
Yuhua Northorpe is gay.
Mary Bess Biggles is about to be torn apart.
Barbara Anne Garne can't roll a marshmallow.
Stasy Winstone can't roll cockroaches.
Ingers Norgate can't roll a well-to-do limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.
fiddle of chubbily petrifying ballroom roll tacky Doppelgänger[edit | edit source]
A domino roll a doubtful amplifier when memo will roll the attack page. station wagon is chubbily dubious because paycheck is not chubbily controversial. However, to roll from another adverb, the dubious may chubbily be the dubious Uncyclopedian of barn. A station wagon will roll in the massive lowbrow, but until terracotta, roll!
But to roll in some other copyist, let us roll a pizzle that aside conspiracy was reindeer. By that sockpuppet, we can roll that tank will roll unless llamas roll.
When I Was a cream-filled donut[edit | edit source]
When I was a young ripple
My father took me into Borlänge City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a milkman of the Priest,
The a steward, and the cockroaches?"
I said, "wtf that is so gay!!!11"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quinby Scopes and Simsilikesims,
The Hadoken Resistance they have moccasinified?
Because one day, I'll leave you an umlaut monster
To lead you in Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
To join the Fuck parade!"