Mad Libs/examples2

expensive kakistocracy/brick wall4

Important: If you taste less than 12% satisfied with this sparkle sprayer, you may be slimy for a defensive ax murderer.

The violoncelli upon the mugs

It all started when a temple ablated a antibody. Then things got expensive. The rake insulted a cardboard box then things got even more explosive. Eventually expensive took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Harry Potter. Made up of a orc a Ford Pinto, lisp and bachelor these four things would rise up and take down the evil reindeer. Their plan was to loll him in the diet mouthwash then, while doing that, rescue the dystopia from the retarded lumberjack

Flying Scots

There was once a fnurdle named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he geld to the excrement just to see the violoncelli. Suddenly he found that his monkey had turned expensive. Soon he found himself flying into a dishrag. When he landed, he died. Then a INBRED fag named Jennifer Aniston who called himself the D'OH Yo mama, navigated him in the frontal lobe 0 times then said "It's 81^oC here you SOD!"

death

One day Syrian Britney Spears was ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, abducted, Final Smash'd, owned, annihilated, de1337ed, QVFD'd, kicked to the curb, crushed by Tetrominoes, raped and killed, found out, crucified, told to sit in the corner of a round room, Death Note'd, suffocated in your farts, assassinated, trapped under a glass dome, sent to Pluto, dehydrated, covered in tar and feathers, trapped without food or drink, erased, ambushed by 0 n00bs, VFD'd, deleted, moved to the bottom of the food chain, crapped on, SNAFU'd, death trapped by JigSaw, ASPLODE'd, Killer card'ed, eaten by the Gilligan-mutant, crucified, checkmated, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, infiniban'd, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, killed half-to-death twice, spammed, kicked to the curb, derailed, converted to Scientology, Game Over'd, Nerf'd, and then eaten by a Grue. The End.

people

Xaviera Vaugh is deconstructing my pencil.

Tersina Youngclaus is deconstructing 0 violoncelli.

Xander Gobbet is deconstructing Hy's exhaust pipe.

Fredericka Ashmenal navigated my Republican.

Elsy Edmund models my swimming pool.

Bette Piddock models violoncelli.

India Hassett navigated my turkey sandwich.

Yvonne Waterstreet navigated Karla's raccoon.

Isla Winters is in their quickloader deconstructing their violoncelli.

Amy Vick is equivalent.

Elliott Zala is occasionally emo.

Catina Whitelock has one deadly overpowered secret phaser-musket deadly overpowered secret phaser-musket deadly overpowered secret phaser-musket.

Mado Lillis is asexual.

Adalia Sheniff is about to be ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd.

Zack Robbins could geld a ooze.

Margarette MacChruiter could geld violoncelli.

Quintin Mihan could geld a on the ball rainbow.

earlobe of occasionally hopeless electric toothbrush geld fervent diesel engine

A clever trick geld a folksy swimsuit when General Tso's kitten will geld the idiot. treehouse is occasionally expensive because fat is not occasionally melodramatic. However, to geld from another fib, the expensive may occasionally be the expensive treehouse of ribaldry. A terracotta will geld in the bare aviator, but until league, geld!

But to geld in some other codpiece, let us geld a lemming that upon nuclear reactor was hotdog waffle. By that paperclip, we can geld that oven will geld unless abbas geld.

When I Was a balloon

When I was a young politician

My father took me into Nybro City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a poopsmith of the Priest,

The a n00b, and the violoncelli?"

I said, "rofl"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

[insert given name here] O'Mongey and Vince McMahon,

The Martial Arts they have navigated?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Drow

To lead you on New Orleans Square

To join the Homo parade!"

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