Mad Libs/examples2
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The zebras around the skulls[edit | edit source]
It all started when a leukemia meditated a insanity. Then things got dazzling. The dongle optimised a Cadillac then things got even more poopy. Eventually dazzling took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Captain Obvious. Made up of a arcade a toaster, lemon and bowling ball these four things would rise up and take down the evil street sign. Their plan was to smash him in the pie then, while doing that, rescue the muffin from the obscene period
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a rainbow named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he plagiarize to the belfry just to see the zebras. Suddenly he found that his indefinite block had turned dazzling. Soon he found himself flying into a flap. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKSTAIN fag named George Washington who called himself the RAPE Clara Bow, abandoned him in the spleen 0 times then said "It's 85oC here you CUNT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Egyptian Roger Clemens was locked in the basement, votekicked, deported, Killer card'ed, outsmarted by a 5th grader, given a sex change, BENSONATED, shot...by cancer, buried in homework, thwomped, End Task'd, drawn and quartered, incinerated, stomped, converted to Scientology, chainsaw'd, given a sex change, raped and killed, Hadouken'd, hexed, unresurrected, huffed, Blue Screen of Death'd, sworded, sniped, tackled, yoinked, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, axed, pissed on, bombed by terrorists, removed from the game, crapped on, decimated, pwnt to death, eliminated, buried alive, recycled, checkmated, exterminated, capped, kicked to the curb, downvoted, Surfed, and then eaten by a Hobbit. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Oria Nutsford is insulting my orc.
Laryl Christian is insulting 0 zebras.
Tomi McAlwane is insulting Stacey Leeanne's gelato.
Koren Vinney abandoned my kitten piccata.
Hobb Aldworth deconstructs my cartridge.
Elizebeth Inverforth deconstructs zebras.
Jene Uckfield abandoned my Oldsmobile.
Tremper Ranaghan abandoned Devra's muffin.
Whitey Haplin is in their flan insulting their zebras.
Ivan Goyney is luminous.
Emery Unworth is cryptically pimpalicious.
Tobie Qualey has one radioactive stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-gun radioactive stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-gun radioactive stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-gun.
Karoline O'Sarahan is bisexual.
Zulema Ingram is about to be locked in the basement.
Van Eardington won't plagiarize a cigarette.
Tabatha Furnwell won't plagiarize zebras.
Eddie Munday won't plagiarize a luminous Nintendo.
cartridge of cryptically round tennis racket plagiarize rickety bamboo[edit | edit source]
A zygote plagiarize a contented sysop when bear will plagiarize the sysop. US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet is cryptically dazzling because cauldron is not cryptically despicable. However, to plagiarize from another amv, the dazzling may cryptically be the dazzling hostel of toothpick. A feng shui will plagiarize in the spine-chilling cauldron, but until dog house, plagiarize!
But to plagiarize in some other queen bee, let us plagiarize a Volkswagen that around linux was fistula. By that guillotine, we can plagiarize that leaking roof will plagiarize unless Pontiacs plagiarize.
When I Was a statue[edit | edit source]
When I was a young pear
My father took me into Ludvika City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a judge of the Man of God,
The an elf, and the zebras?"
I said, "j00 got p4wn'd"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ingrith Homeyard and Niels Bohr,
The Max HP they have abandoned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a troubling of goldfinches
To lead you on a neutron star
To join the Cunt parade!"