Mad Libs/examples2

puzzling shank/infinity4

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The computers over the computers

It all started when a rainbow-powered windmill agreed a lobster. Then things got puzzling. The zebra vomited a Volvo then things got even more macabre. Eventually puzzling took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named The Cheat. Made up of a broadsword a chorus, US Navy aircraft carrier and meep these four things would rise up and take down the evil infinity. Their plan was to crankle him in the Geiger counter then, while doing that, rescue the terrorist from the ambiguous petroglyph

Flying Scots

There was once a excrement named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he swim to the advert just to see the computers. Suddenly he found that his igloo had turned puzzling. Soon he found himself flying into a gyroscope. When he landed, he died. Then a JENKEM fag named Black Jesus who called himself the KAFFIR Cher, abandoned him in the head 0 times then said "It's 4^oC here you VENEREAL DISEASE!"

death

One day Bulgarian Paul Hindemith was uninvited to the party, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, shot...by cancer, trapped without food or drink, tarred and feathered, eaten by a Great Eatlon, tasered for 0 minutes straight, put in the dishwasher, granted 72 virgins by Allah, uninvited to the party, caught in a tidal wave, fucked, timeshifted to Sept. 31, farted on for 0 centuries, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, Surfed, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, drawn and quartered, torn apart, capped, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, caught in a landslide, ninja'd, Surfed, Candy Crushed ™, chased by 0 pedestrians, Green Shell'd, buried in homework, left behind while the world was ending, lol'd, burninated, SNAFU'd, erased, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, cancelled, Green Shell'd, h4xx0rd, crucified, strangled by Homer, de1337ed, kicked in the nuts, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, smothered, and then death trapped by JigSaw. The End.

people

Quinby Conolan is navigating my cellulite.

Higgin Curneen is navigating 0 computers.

Myer Darrach is navigating Bobbie's anger.

Wordsworth Pockney abandoned my elf.

Danell O'Kirivane stretches my rain meter.

Yahir Deary stretches computers.

Chelsy Jeffreys abandoned my infinity.

Virgie Spanton abandoned Quinton's VCR.

Jennifer Margaret Cregan is in their read-only memory navigating their computers.

Quinton Fant is quivering.

Huddie Klisham is riotously puce.

Joan Lorraine Jeckell has one deadly heavy blaster deadly heavy blaster deadly heavy blaster.

Franny Probert is sexually perverted.

Tania Chaene Syer is about to be uninvited to the party.

Suzan Byrd shouldn't swim a reverse osmosis.

Garrod Tunnicliffe shouldn't swim computers.

Yolanda Unwell shouldn't swim a smug grue.

road of riotously defective homotopy swim overwrought tube

A council of national reconstruction swim a big fat when leukemia will swim the earlobe. domino is riotously puzzling because zoot suit is not riotously incredible. However, to swim from another treetop, the puzzling may riotously be the puzzling fanfic of document. A holster will swim in the dubious anchovies, but until air, swim!

But to swim in some other shark, let us swim a kitten pot pie that over antibody was giraffe. By that terrorist, we can swim that ampere will swim unless abbas swim.

When I Was a bluejay

When I was a young MIDI controller

My father took me into Lysekil City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a judge of the Witch Doctor,

The a pilot, and the computers?"

I said, "j00 got p4wn'd"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Geredine Ada and Joey Barton,

The Spec. Attack they have abandoned?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Force of Nature

To lead you on New Orleans Square

To join the Goddamn parade!"

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