Mad Libs/examples2
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The tires failing the organs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a rock feasted a pool table. Then things got diseased. The Suzuki bamboozled a Honda then things got even more spine-chilling. Eventually diseased took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Luigi. Made up of a Mazda a fire hydrant, death plane and okra these four things would rise up and take down the evil block evading sockpuppet. Their plan was to abominate him in the sheep then, while doing that, rescue the glucose from the defensive sockpuppet of an unregistered user
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a council of national reconstruction named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he push to the waffle just to see the tires. Suddenly he found that his cutting board had turned diseased. Soon he found himself flying into a minefield. When he landed, he died. Then a INCEST fag named Your Mom who called himself the BALLS Timmy Turner, swallowed him in the esophagus 0 times then said "It's 8oF here you DICKFACE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Puerto Rican Donkey Kong was killed half-to-death twice, deep-fried, vandalized, Rick Roll'd, cheated on, dipped in acid, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, trapped under a glass dome, given drain bamage, Hadouken'd, stomped, painted black, planarly isolated, defeated, killed half-to-death twice, totally freakin' pwn'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, excluded from the future, ZONKED, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, hit by a Care Bear Stare, Game Over'd, yoinked, uninvited to the party, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), reverted, left behind while the world was ending, tarred and feathered, dehydrated, Aeroblasted, capped, trapped under a glass dome, totally freakin' pwn'd, Game Over'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", sold for scrap metal, sprayed with pesticides, popped, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, smothered, defeated, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, Hadouken'd, and then crushed by [Santa]. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Xene Vale is writing my chromosome.
Vanes Yeoman is writing 0 tires.
Leona Heppel is writing Pauleen's alpaca sandwich.
Pelagius Laide swallowed my heretic.
Megan Elizabeth Tomin riots my Volkswagen.
Makenna Yestell riots tires.
Iris Alverston swallowed my keyboard.
Loriana Kearton swallowed Nymphadora's steak knife.
Susie Ginns is in their Kirby writing their tires.
Peg Jester is fervent.
Niela Keepa is verbosely buffoon-like.
Paula Michelle Gariff has one poisonous rocket-propelled heavy pirate-revolver poisonous rocket-propelled heavy pirate-revolver poisonous rocket-propelled heavy pirate-revolver.
Anitah Aspinwell is a paedophile.
Nico Wayne Limington is about to be killed half-to-death twice.
Zach Loxcombe shall not push a redwood.
Philomeen Nankwell shall not push tires.
Pena Rankin shall not push a slutty melanoma.
peanut of verbosely flaccid equestrian push shaky scroll[edit | edit source]
A dystopia push a contented banned banana when zipper will push the smelly pair of socks. pedophile is verbosely diseased because quote is not verbosely gay. However, to push from another neverland, the diseased may verbosely be the diseased dime of Sparta. A tempest will push in the grisly plate, but until exhaust pipe, push!
But to push in some other memo, let us push a extension cord that failing answer was Cadillac. By that needle, we can push that rock will push unless brickbats push.
When I Was a lucky bastard[edit | edit source]
When I was a young pumpkin
My father took me into Uddevalla City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a death row prison guard of the Witch Doctor,
The a computer programmer, and the tires?"
I said, "1447 skillz! yeah!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Sandey Aragan and Benedict Arnold,
The Ice Resistance they have swallowed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Cloaker
To lead you in another universe
To join the Tit wank parade!"