Mad Libs/examples2
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The diesel engines against the computers[edit | edit source]
It all started when a keyboard insulted a road. Then things got unnatural. The bumbleberry jam DELETED! a Chevrolet then things got even more dazzling. Eventually unnatural took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jimmy Hoffa. Made up of a liquidation a tennis racket, ape and vector field these four things would rise up and take down the evil zyborg. Their plan was to exterminate him in the whip then, while doing that, rescue the zebra from the wet guacamole
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Zork named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he program to the reindeer just to see the diesel engines. Suddenly he found that his pillow had turned unnatural. Soon he found himself flying into a paper. When he landed, he died. Then a GOD BLESS AMERICA fag named Oprah Winfrey who called himself the MOTHERFUCKER Aunt Jemima, froze him in the spine 0 times then said "It's 20oC here you NI!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Libyan Dr. Phil was defeated, caught by an ant-lion, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, devoured by crocodiles, eviscerated, beef jerkified, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, Bankrupted, transmogrified into a worm, tarred and feathered, sued by Viacom, zapped by infrared radiation, nuked, unresurrected, vindicated, bombed out, swallowed by Kirby, poisoned, owned, strangled by Homer, executed by snu-snu, compressed into a single point, touched with a ten-foot pole, beef jerkified, touched by Michael Jackson, crushed by Tetrominoes, infected with a computer virus, eviscerated, capped, Avada Kedavra'd, smothered, shanked, killed in the sixth book, sent to the Day of Lavos, torn apart, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, deleted, deported, killed in the sixth book, Red Shell'd, framed, derailed, ZONKED, removed from the game, and then disenchanted. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Emeline Coullen is washing my alligator.
Fredericka Grimwood is washing 0 diesel engines.
Quinton Southwell is washing Orlene's diet pill.
Isla Geeney froze my chessboard.
Zac Ulph mystifies my lava.
Tamela Quayle mystifies diesel engines.
Edera Underhill froze my roundhouse kick.
Fermina Newcomb froze Wayne's cardboard box.
Xander Vincent is in their eel washing their diesel engines.
Xena O'Laverty is rude.
Izzie Rosemond is fortuitously natural.
Kathy Quarry has one paralyzing indestructible ion-crossbow paralyzing indestructible ion-crossbow paralyzing indestructible ion-crossbow.
Lauralena Quinne is heterosexual.
Birmingham Reddings is about to be defeated.
Kathlena Tally couldn't program a ectoplasm.
Powell Zonneveld couldn't program diesel engines.
Eryn Labut couldn't program a abnormal arccosine.
equestrian of fortuitously nail-biting automobile program sensual stapler[edit | edit source]
A bunny program a nefarious anything when book will program the hose. cable is fortuitously unnatural because home theater system is not fortuitously sensual. However, to program from another hailstone, the unnatural may fortuitously be the unnatural home theater system of homotopy. A contraband will program in the sanguine excrement, but until Subaru, program!
But to program in some other Rick James, let us program a pork chop that against bildungsroman was armpit hair. By that killer whale, we can program that document will program unless cabinets program.
When I Was a ovary[edit | edit source]
When I was a young queen
My father took me into Norrtälje City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a death row prison guard of the Angel,
The a game maker, and the diesel engines?"
I said, "fagget"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Diana Heogan and Gottfried Leibniz,
The Staff Skill they have froze?
Because one day, I'll leave you the newt Gingrich
To lead you on Mars
To join the Goddamn parade!"