Mad Libs/examples2
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The oysters throughout the politicians[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cabinet bamboozled a cow. Then things got sheer. The l33t h4x0r ate a neurotoxin then things got even more pimpalicious. Eventually sheer took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Fat Albert. Made up of a crab cake a diet mouthwash, cake and big top these four things would rise up and take down the evil diesel engine. Their plan was to assassinate him in the vulva then, while doing that, rescue the broom from the homely God
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a ax murderer named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he program to the ax murderer just to see the oysters. Suddenly he found that his diode had turned sheer. Soon he found himself flying into a high-powered laser rifle. When he landed, he died. Then a CUNT fag named Niels Bohr who called himself the ANUSCAKE Ronald Reagan, crystallised him in the armpit 0 times then said "It's 30oF here you DOUCHEBAG!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Malaysian Bowser was forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, caught by an ant-lion, planarly isolated, kicked into next week, wasted by a big green semi truck, kicked in the nuts, sent packing, tried as a witch, pissed on, h4xx0rd, yoinked, infected with a computer virus, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, painted black, electrocuted by 0 Grues, given a sex change, disembowelled, Game Over'd, kicked into next week, extinguished, owned, buried alive, capped, ninja'd, de1337ed, sent to Pluto, infected with a computer virus, huffed, WOODBURNINATED , transmogrified into a worm, Death Note'd, disintegrated, nuked, recycled, defeated, Flamethrower'd, regurgitated, moved to the bottom of the food chain, scammed, deleted, deep-fried, caught stepping on the red zone, tackled, huffed, and then bombed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Benedicta Johns is mystifying my street sign.
Wyn Goult is mystifying 0 oysters.
Geoff Ilett is mystifying Ingrith's zipper.
Yuhua Tillington crystallised my candlestick.
Adelle Keepa cogitates my air.
Catherine Rose Vodden cogitates oysters.
Zackes Ethelbert crystallised my Xbox.
Laurie Birrin crystallised Aileen's entropy.
Xander Uttridge is in their insanity mystifying their oysters.
Roxanna Kittle is ineffective.
Robbie Jones is clearly unrefined.
Jessie Mae Ballinghurst has one deadly electric pirate-rifle deadly electric pirate-rifle deadly electric pirate-rifle.
John-John Yeaworth is a paedophile.
Bruna Murdoch is about to be forced to clear a minefield with a mallet.
Kenleigh Kettner shall not program a homotopy.
Frances Xavier Unwell shall not program oysters.
Karole O'Shovelin shall not program a crazed tennis racket.
muskrat of clearly bare mesothelioma program belittling rubber duck[edit | edit source]
A fritter program a senseless newspaper when exit sign will program the pool table. Holy Martian Empire is clearly sheer because US Navy aircraft carrier is not clearly bloody. However, to program from another Zork, the sheer may clearly be the sheer possibility of katzenjammer. A peacock will program in the substandard beagle, but until ribaldry, program!
But to program in some other kitten pot pie, let us program a hose that throughout zombiebaron was fat. By that person with a shotgun, we can program that possibility will program unless xanthochrois program.
When I Was a squibble[edit | edit source]
When I was a young factoid
My father took me into Lysekil City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a writer of the Pixie,
The a death row prison guard, and the oysters?"
I said, "lol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quinby Florey and Hillary Clinton,
The Herblore they have crystallised?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Scrunt
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Cock parade!"