Mad Libs/examples2
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The home theater systems athwart the cockroaches[edit | edit source]
It all started when a hose felt a lipmusic. Then things got sensual. The tong swallowed a Aspergers then things got even more scanty. Eventually sensual took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bob Saget. Made up of a alcohol a Honda, bluejay and vortex these four things would rise up and take down the evil crab cake. Their plan was to alphabetise him in the hailstone then, while doing that, rescue the stripper from the cute lipmusic
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Audi named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he agree to the microwave just to see the home theater systems. Suddenly he found that his round house had turned sensual. Soon he found himself flying into a infinity. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKSTAIN fag named David Beckham who called himself the O CANADA Fidel Castro, analyzed him in the artery 0 times then said "It's 36oC here you 666!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Yemeni Chairman Mao was drownded, found out, spammed, SolarBeamed, bombed by terrorists, cheated on, stung by mosquitoes, scammed, wasted by a big green semi truck, exterminated, torn apart, Blue Shell'd, finished, condemned, checkmated, fucked, obliterated, feasted on Thanksgiving, axed, outsmarted by a 5th grader, mowed, Bob-omb'd, wasted by a big green semi truck, framed, VFD'd, ninja'd, Nerf'd, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), chased by 0 pedestrians, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, totally freakin' pwn'd, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, sliced by a falling icicle, swallowed by Kirby, bought for a dollar, chased by 0 pedestrians, deported, executed by snu-snu, given a sex change, catapulted away, transwikied, hit by a car, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, Surfed, and then vindicated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Jasmin Tweeddale is feasting my infinity.
Digg Appleton is feasting 0 home theater systems.
Quinn Michael Gladwell is feasting Rocky's philosopher.
Carnegie Aldridge analyzed my sparkle sprayer.
Jalen Wadswortheford sanctifies my baseball bat.
Rosalin Unwell sanctifies home theater systems.
Vandana Minchew analyzed my anything.
Zola Feathers analyzed John Carroll's beans.
Yolande Louise Vail is in their dystopia feasting their home theater systems.
Abbey Jai Greathead is hopeless.
Yeanella Wadham is rabidly bulbous.
Christi Dewdney has one flaming biological shiny pirate-rifle flaming biological shiny pirate-rifle flaming biological shiny pirate-rifle.
Ivy Innie is anti-semitic.
Zackes Ormesby is about to be drownded.
Heder Duggacott shouldn't agree a pedophile.
Orlina Enscombe shouldn't agree home theater systems.
Brian Jolly shouldn't agree a idiotic Subaru.
microscope of rabidly bright milk agree erect frying pan[edit | edit source]
A ten-foot pole agree a cartilage nob when graffiti will agree the feng shui. hairball is rabidly sensual because petroglyph is not rabidly abnormal. However, to agree from another algorithm, the sensual may rabidly be the sensual ocean of diet pill. A swimming pool will agree in the puce mountain, but until cheese, agree!
But to agree in some other lasagna, let us agree a cardboard box that athwart milk was graffiti. By that oddball, we can agree that riffraff will agree unless beach balls agree.
When I Was a station wagon[edit | edit source]
When I was a young snake
My father took me into Norrtälje City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a painter of the Warlock,
The a n00b, and the home theater systems?"
I said, "lol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Uma Quebell and Britney Spears,
The Extreme Sarcasm Resistance they have analyzed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Bugbear
To lead you on Mount Doom
To join the Shit parade!"