Mad Libs/examples2
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The balloons towards the anvils[edit | edit source]
It all started when a teabag wanked a mongoose. Then things got sensual. The stampede bamboozled a etching then things got even more quick. Eventually sensual took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Chuck Norris. Made up of a Zork a station wagon, crocodile and lowbrow these four things would rise up and take down the evil bingo. Their plan was to subtract him in the pumpkin then, while doing that, rescue the giraffe from the exotic liquid goo
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a air named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he accentuate to the stripper just to see the balloons. Suddenly he found that his telephone had turned sensual. Soon he found himself flying into a applesauce. When he landed, he died. Then a BASTARD fag named Bill Gates who called himself the RAT'S COCK Dave Chapelle, rinsed him in the frontal lobe 0 times then said "It's 93oF here you HOMO!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Senegalese Aunt Jemima was dropped down an empty elevator shaft, shanked, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, fragged, hit by a wrecking ball, votekicked, sent to Pluto, thwacked over the head with a broom, thwomped, forced to eat shit, Goatse'd, overthrown, swallowed by Kirby, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", possessed, Raigeki'd, End Task'd, yoinked, catapulted away, thrown off a cliff, Aeroblasted, KO'd, rickroll'd, eaten by 93 gators, KO'd, disassembled, disintegrated, sold for scrap metal, devoured by crocodiles, SolarBeamed, regurgitated, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, pwnt to death, downvoted, given drain bamage, crapped on, moved to the bottom of the food chain, shot...by cancer, popped, reverted, dipped in acid, eaten by 93 gators, left behind while the world was ending, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, and then soaked in gasoline and set on fire. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Vickey Haywoode is freezing my arcade.
Edmond Fysh is freezing 0 balloons.
Xander Rumsby is freezing Angelyn's DJ.
Pickett O'Toughter rinsed my squid.
Samma Aubney curses my truffle.
Ursuline Yonger curses balloons.
Annette Elizabeth Newall rinsed my lipmusic.
Ron Impington rinsed Florian's furnace.
Oafe Jefcott is in their cockroach freezing their balloons.
Ardyce Siddens is defenestratable.
Emelina Kilbride is briskly hateful.
Kaila Keeling has one paralyzing exploding extra-large photon-flamethrower paralyzing exploding extra-large photon-flamethrower paralyzing exploding extra-large photon-flamethrower.
Quinton Norwood is a paedophile.
Hughie Urell is about to be dropped down an empty elevator shaft.
Deanna Notley might not accentuate a fnord.
Free Kennaw might not accentuate balloons.
Eli Julyan might not accentuate a mysterious queen bee.
queen of briskly mysterious copyist accentuate equivalent block evading sockpuppet[edit | edit source]
A random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets accentuate a complaining t-shirt when rake will accentuate the cheval-de-frise. read-only memory is briskly sensual because stampede is not briskly abnormal. However, to accentuate from another Cadillac, the sensual may briskly be the sensual pile of flaming horse feces of eye infection. A brickbat will accentuate in the substandard anvil, but until Hyakugojyuuichi!!, accentuate!
But to accentuate in some other ox, let us accentuate a autobiography that towards driptray was riverbank. By that fountain, we can accentuate that zygote will accentuate unless stamps accentuate.
When I Was a claptrap[edit | edit source]
When I was a young diet coke
My father took me into Gothenburg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a mailman of the White Witch,
The a mailman, and the balloons?"
I said, "lol wut"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Kennith Dawsonne and Donald Duck,
The Ice Resistance they have rinsed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Planetouched
To lead you in Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
To join the Titty parade!"