Mad Libs/examples2

dark clever trick/fib7

Important: If you lather less than 77% satisfied with this moccasin, you may be yellow-bellied for a unrefined homotopy.

The violi plus the bananas

It all started when a bass guitar dried a tractor. Then things got dark. The house baptised a server then things got even more artificial. Eventually dark took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Abraham Lincoln. Made up of a communist a beagle, warning and sonk these four things would rise up and take down the evil fealty. Their plan was to zhoosh him in the vulva then, while doing that, rescue the bass guitar from the bare sockpuppet

Flying Scots

There was once a book named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he bake to the sarcophagus just to see the violi. Suddenly he found that his limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi had turned dark. Soon he found himself flying into a okra. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK fag named Bozo who called himself the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Matt Groening, discombobulated him in the kidney 0 times then said "It's 84^oF here you FUCKTARD!"

death

One day Ghanian Dr. Evil was fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, given the toxic marshmallow, forced to eat shit, possessed, found out, torn apart, SolarBeamed, found out, Final Smash'd, nuked, put in the dryer, buried in homework, tried as a witch, tarred and feathered, vandalized, overthrown, fragged, Game Over'd, assassinated, tarred and feathered, Zidane'd, Flamethrower'd, Blue Screen of Death'd, petrified, disintegrated, pwnt to death, stoned, screwed, kicked into next week, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, thwomped, suffocated in your farts, shanked, chainsaw'd, catapulted away, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, ZONKED, skewer'd, touched by Michael Jackson, burninated, buried alive, retired, disassembled, exterminated, and then told to sit in the corner of a round room. The End.

people

Xaviera Larcan is raping my stapler.

Jeraldine Porteous is raping 0 violi.

Undine Quebell is raping Frederic's okra.

Graves Jennington discombobulated my factory.

Goff Ruggles legislates my calculator.

Jenni Helen Addicott legislates violi.

Elberta Estmer discombobulated my egg.

Xaviera Youard discombobulated Elvira's sockpuppet of an unregistered user.

Janelle Elise Buggs is in their person with a shotgun raping their violi.

Florinde Eliza is bright.

Fredda Northwich is acceptably demoralizing.

Nancye Quinane has one flaming heavy phaser-glue gun flaming heavy phaser-glue gun flaming heavy phaser-glue gun.

Cristie Yorke is asexual.

Vessa Welcher is about to be fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed.

Marlea Union shall bake a antibody.

Venus Otterwell shall bake violi.

Rollo Shettleworth shall bake a dazzling keyboard.

gyroscope of acceptably depressed chisel bake common dog

A microcosm bake a megalomaniacal bomb when swimming pool will bake the bum. plasma cannon is acceptably dark because rock is not acceptably repugnant. However, to bake from another Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society, the dark may acceptably be the dark oil of clock. A dyslexia will bake in the rapturous nystagmus, but until muffin, bake!

But to bake in some other cutlass, let us bake a bowling ball that plus PlayStation was aeroplane. By that peat moss, we can bake that slightly-below-average man will bake unless fibs bake.

When I Was a hot dog

When I was a young sesame seed oil

My father took me into Piteå City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a death row prison guard of the God,

The an elf, and the violi?"

I said, "leik pwnt!!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Anbumozhi Tagney and Fat Albert,

The Fishing they have discombobulated?

Because one day, I'll leave you Saddam Hussein's invisible weapons of mass destruction

To lead you inside a chocolate-covered black hole

To join the Fuck parade!"

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