Mad Libs/examples2
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The plagues including the brooms[edit | edit source]
It all started when a template optimised a comma. Then things got loyal. The DJ cogitated a clever trick then things got even more Nobel prize-winning. Eventually loyal took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Ringo Starr. Made up of a Ford Pinto a cauldron, neverland and reverse osmosis these four things would rise up and take down the evil thong. Their plan was to cruise him in the furnace then, while doing that, rescue the ostrich egg from the homely copypasta
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a arccosine named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he navigate to the bathtub just to see the plagues. Suddenly he found that his equestrian had turned loyal. Soon he found himself flying into a Swiss cheese. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITE fag named Jesus Christ who called himself the SHITFUCKER Brian Peppers, bamboozled him in the leg 0 times then said "It's 15oC here you POLESMOKER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Syrian Bizzeebeever was devoured by crocodiles, decapitated, splattered all over the windshield, End Task'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", torn apart, uninvited to the party, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), SHOT, disintegrated, nuked, Rick Roll'd, sent to Pluto, rickroll'd, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, annihilated, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", thwacked over the head with a broom, covered in tar and feathers, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), finished, stung by mosquitoes, converted to Scientology, and obliterated!, Death Note'd, and deep-fried!, possessed, erased, eaten by an Archomental, eviscerated, huffed, planarly isolated, End Task'd, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, VFD'd, poned by a bade speeler, thwacked over the head with a broom, bought for a dollar, curbstomped, axed, Blue Shell'd, Zidane'd, tarred and feathered, torch'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, cheated on, electric chair'd, kicked into next week, and then chased by 0 pedestrians. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Dagmar Tansley is pandering my whereabouts.
Nettie Viccars is pandering 0 plagues.
Gregg Norcott is pandering Quintus's sockpuppet.
Pamala Kerwell bamboozled my terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER.
Jes Forvergue apologises my skyscraper.
Ophelia Barbara apologises plagues.
Serena Rackliff bamboozled my sockpuppet of an unregistered user.
Adora Zabel bamboozled Evan Rachel's electric toothbrush.
Gael Tawse is in their lumber pandering their plagues.
Dickie Akhtar is pyrrhic.
Amandalyn Ickwell is merely mediocre.
Thurman Kilbrandon has one deadly exploding heavy pirate-minigun deadly exploding heavy pirate-minigun deadly exploding heavy pirate-minigun.
Quelton Lerwilldge is lesbian.
Kaleigh Jewell is about to be devoured by crocodiles.
Worth Yeomans could navigate a coffee.
Undine Fields could navigate plagues.
Olyve Zebedee could navigate a heterosexual cuddly toy.
[edit | edit source]
A person navigate a exotic Pyrex when couch will navigate the Sparta. Buick is merely loyal because bread knife is not merely sexy. However, to navigate from another hot dog, the loyal may merely be the loyal Gatsby of sparkle sprayer. A plastic will navigate in the egregious raccoon, but until pork chop, navigate!
But to navigate in some other steak dinner, let us navigate a sonk that including baseball bat was MIDI controller. By that cartilage, we can navigate that llama will navigate unless castles navigate.
When I Was a league[edit | edit source]
When I was a young scroll
My father took me into Lidköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a cameraman of the Angel,
The a conductor, and the plagues?"
I said, "STFU N00b!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Windsor Charteris and Sean Connery,
The Drunkenness they have bamboozled?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Kittenolivian guard
To lead you at Arlington National Cemetery
To join the Homo parade!"