Mad Libs/examples2
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The sheep except the lawn mowers[edit | edit source]
It all started when a polyethylene proved a bread knife. Then things got substandard. The terrorist lathered a God then things got even more explosive. Eventually substandard took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named George Washington. Made up of a paperclip a algorithm, crusher and amplifier these four things would rise up and take down the evil octohedron. Their plan was to glug him in the aeroplane then, while doing that, rescue the Mitsubishi from the hairless galleon
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a guru named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he wank to the beach ball just to see the sheep. Suddenly he found that his treehouse had turned substandard. Soon he found himself flying into a contraband. When he landed, he died. Then a DOG SHIT fag named Megatron who called himself the DONKEY PUNCHER Jon Stewart, baptized him in the gastrointestinal sphincter 0 times then said "It's 99oC here you INJUN!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Burundian The Cheat was poned by a bade speeler, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, capped, ninja'd, Killer card'ed, condemned, evicted, trapped under a glass dome, death trapped by JigSaw, vindicated, Zidane'd, caught in a tidal wave, Flamethrower'd, deep-fried, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, granted 72 virgins by Allah, WOODBURNINATED , bombed out, sold for scrap metal, SolarBeamed, ZONKED, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, hexed, caught in a landslide, voted off the island, decimated, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, scammed, h4xx0rd, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, locked in the basement, sacrificed by the Aztecs, Goatse'd, lightning bolted, h4xx0rd, pissed on, touched with a ten-foot pole, ambushed by 0 n00bs, Raigeki'd, given a sex change, assassinated, stomped, planarly isolated, banned from the internet, and then crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Hew Galletley is giving my businessman.
Yuhua Hack is giving 0 sheep.
Ottoline Emmerton is giving Eileen's aeroplane.
Acacia Voyle baptized my fantasy.
Parnell Pleasants vomits my guillotine.
Betty Jo Chilton vomits sheep.
Valetta Feek baptized my redwood.
Wilmette Zender baptized Alona's person.
Quinton Blackhall is in their dollhouse giving their sheep.
Yvonne Sarah Ninian is unsophisticated.
Cairene Zonneveld is cheekily pocket-sized.
Hewie Rainthorpe has one radioactive biological rough cannon radioactive biological rough cannon radioactive biological rough cannon.
Heather Maree O'Tannian is genderqueer.
Xanther Illingsworth is about to be poned by a bade speeler.
Urban Esther shall wank a boardwalk.
Erlie Boronworth shall wank sheep.
Quinten Emblen shall wank a pocket-sized quote.
lubricant of cheekily supercalifragilisticexpialidocious YouTube Poop wank booming liger[edit | edit source]
A pile of flaming horse feces wank a intransigent armpit hair when Republican will wank the house. dictator is cheekily substandard because geometric elephant is not cheekily slutty. However, to wank from another toboggan, the substandard may cheekily be the substandard milquetoast of steak knife. A milk will wank in the morbid spermicide, but until cabinet, wank!
But to wank in some other camera, let us wank a broom that except VCR was lentil soup. By that ox, we can wank that tong will wank unless ropes wank.
When I Was a bum[edit | edit source]
When I was a young DVD
My father took me into Avesta City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the an actor of the Shaman,
The a mailwoman, and the sheep?"
I said, "furfag."
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Vinita Quenby and Fidel Castro,
The Revivification they have baptized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Spinia
To lead you in another universe
To join the Cockmongler parade!"