Mad Libs/examples2
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The moccasins near the telephones[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bridge gave a osmosis. Then things got exotic. The Zork added a temple then things got even more defensive. Eventually exotic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Your Mom. Made up of a quote a toaster, bread knife and lemming these four things would rise up and take down the evil toothpick. Their plan was to accentuate him in the nob then, while doing that, rescue the cigarette from the erotic gasoline
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a glass orb named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he deteriorate to the raid just to see the moccasins. Suddenly he found that his cartridge had turned exotic. Soon he found himself flying into a kitten piccata. When he landed, he died. Then a CUNTSWILLING fag named Sonic the Hedgehog who called himself the FROG'S FAT ASS Alexander the Great, discombobulated him in the eyeball 0 times then said "It's 11oF here you LET'S SHIT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Slovak Oscar Meyer was Red Shell'd, Aeroblasted, stoned, Avada Kedavra'd, extinguished, lightning bolted, deep-fried, Raigeki'd, kicked to the curb, spammed, locked in the basement, thrown off a cliff, abducted, assassinated, crushed by [Santa], stung by mosquitoes, fired by your boss, sent to the Day of Lavos, eaten by a Buomman, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, buried alive, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, axed, Killer card'ed, caught in a landslide, burninated, fired by your boss, de1337ed, drownded, Blue Shell'd, touched by Michael Jackson, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, bombed out, fucked, thwacked over the head with a broom, kicked to the curb, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, left behind while the world was ending, 999'd in the upside-down world, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, fired, erased, bombed out, crushed by [Santa], and then killed in the sixth book. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Tiffanie Daffy is bamboozling my fealty.
Catinna Passell is bamboozling 0 moccasins.
Undine Lockstone is bamboozling Freddy's goose egg.
Rina Austin discombobulated my alfalfa.
Jade Yongue appreciates my rope.
Felicity Pryke appreciates moccasins.
Quinn Stimpson discombobulated my pizzle.
LeVar Zala discombobulated Harriette's dystopia.
Kyran Joss is in their ad bamboozling their moccasins.
Fairlay Twitchen is doubtful.
Quincy Hincliffe is nervously fat.
Byrann Lyell has one ballistic indestructible heavy ninja-musket ballistic indestructible heavy ninja-musket ballistic indestructible heavy ninja-musket.
Vitalian Hescott is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Vincentia Quarrington is about to be Red Shell'd.
Sammie Hectorson can deteriorate a read-only memory.
Fredricka Albee can deteriorate moccasins.
Warfield Wigg can deteriorate a unpleased belfry.
cutlass of nervously slippery potato masher deteriorate forbidden freedom fighter[edit | edit source]
A meep deteriorate a bright spermicide when cowboy will deteriorate the sheep. sarcophagus is nervously exotic because couch potato is not nervously flammable. However, to deteriorate from another Volvo, the exotic may nervously be the exotic bathtub of attorney. A noseblower will deteriorate in the despicable love, but until speaker, deteriorate!
But to deteriorate in some other belfry, let us deteriorate a search engine that near copypasta was sonk. By that CD, we can deteriorate that glass orb will deteriorate unless nitrogens deteriorate.
When I Was a blanket[edit | edit source]
When I was a young melanoma
My father took me into Ängelholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a stripper of the Witch Doctor,
The a stripper, and the moccasins?"
I said, "wtf that is so gay!!!11"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quinny Hagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger,
The Martial Arts they have discombobulated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an accountant
To lead you on the Moon
To join the Pussy parade!"