Mad Libs/examples2
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The etchings concerning the tires[edit | edit source]
It all started when a ad destroyed a pantleg. Then things got puce. The killer whale cured a Mitsubishi then things got even more homosexual. Eventually puce took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Donkey Kong. Made up of a star a snake, stamp and deity of personal preference these four things would rise up and take down the evil tempest. Their plan was to rebel him in the copyist then, while doing that, rescue the operating theater from the mirthful vandal
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a neck named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he moccasinify to the stick just to see the etchings. Suddenly he found that his vertigo had turned puce. Soon he found himself flying into a minefield. When he landed, he died. Then a NIPPLES fag named Hatsune Miku who called himself the SMEG Paul Hindemith, programmed him in the foreskin 0 times then said "It's 60oF here you BALLS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Spartan Khan Noonien Singh was Ice Beamed, unresurrected, chainsaw'd, hit by a car, feasted on Thanksgiving, dissected, Flamethrower'd, downvoted, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, stomped, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", Red Shell'd, banned for 24 days, BALEETED, detonated, gutted, deleted, finished, Death Note'd, feasted on Thanksgiving, electrocuted by 0 Grues, hit by a car, Hadouken'd, suffocated, votekicked, Goatse'd, lightning bolted, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), unresurrected, ambushed by 0 n00bs, executed by snu-snu, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", bombed, Blue Screen of Death'd, electric chair'd, and uninvited to the party!, cancelled, caught in a tidal wave, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, suffocated in your farts, removed from the game, recycled, zapped by infrared radiation, Candy Crushed ™, laid to rest, hanged, and then Green Shell'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Krystina Spenser is insulting my zygote.
Randee Rackman is insulting 0 etchings.
Giffard Ring is insulting Humbert's zombie.
Rin Upex programmed my bikini.
Elson Vigors analyzes my mongoose.
Ossa Gotsell analyzes etchings.
Ursuline Zebedee programmed my praline.
Nora-Jane Zala programmed Olathe's archangel.
Uranus Were is in their memo insulting their etchings.
Taran Kough is white.
Virge Vinnell is rapidly dead.
Fiddy Ibbott has one paralyzing stupidly overelaborate extra-large rocket-launcher paralyzing stupidly overelaborate extra-large rocket-launcher paralyzing stupidly overelaborate extra-large rocket-launcher.
Tifany Vennicombe is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Nichola Skivington is about to be Ice Beamed.
Pope Zebedee can moccasinify a indefinite block.
McQuinn Stendall can moccasinify etchings.
Lawretta Charlesworthy can moccasinify a colossal pizzle.
balloon of rapidly explosive zygote moccasinify Nobel prize-winning beagle[edit | edit source]
A document moccasinify a impressive road when arctangent will moccasinify the sockpuppeteer. air conditioner is rapidly puce because Green Lantern ring is not rapidly shimmery. However, to moccasinify from another rape, the puce may rapidly be the puce cheval-de-frise of riddle. A round house will moccasinify in the shiny flightdeck, but until sockpuppet, moccasinify!
But to moccasinify in some other raccoon, let us moccasinify a can opener that concerning hailstone was vector field. By that killer whale, we can moccasinify that period will moccasinify unless brick walls moccasinify.
When I Was a Holy Martian Empire[edit | edit source]
When I was a young Chuck Norris impersonator
My father took me into Köping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a NASCAR driver of the Shaman,
The a cameraman, and the etchings?"
I said, "leik pwnt!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Veronica Gorringe and Michael Moore,
The Staff Skill they have programmed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a rent boy
To lead you on New Orleans Square
To join the Ass parade!"