Mad Libs/examples2
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The boats between the books[edit | edit source]
It all started when a wiki washed a escape pod. Then things got tense. The memo matured a block then things got even more heterosexual. Eventually tense took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Paul Hindemith. Made up of a guitar a Kremling, extension cord and Aspergers these four things would rise up and take down the evil random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets. Their plan was to detect him in the lasagna then, while doing that, rescue the needle from the beloved read-only memory
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a cockgoblin named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he insult to the xylophone just to see the boats. Suddenly he found that his peanut had turned tense. Soon he found himself flying into a cutlass. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITFUCKER fag named Oscar Wilde who called himself the CLEVELAND STEAMER Bill Gates, deterred him in the foot 0 times then said "It's 79oC here you CAMEL JOCKEY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Costa Rican Mao Zedong was curbstomped, outsmarted by a 5th grader, electric chair'd, detonated, swallowed by Kirby, sent to detention, touched with a ten-foot pole, told to sit in the corner of a round room, bombed by terrorists, thwacked over the head with a broom, votekicked, QVFD'd, Surfed, crushed by [candy], crucified, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, thwomped, drownded, mowed, dehydrated, pissed on, huffed, tried as a witch, catapulted away, made into a strange Internet fad, finished, shot...by cancer, strangled by Homer, put in the dishwasher, tasered for 0 minutes straight, WOODBURNINATED , bought for a dollar, derailed, VFD'd, killed in the sixth book, bombed by terrorists, caught stepping on the red zone, decimated, killed by your own Green Shell, Killer card'ed, dehydrated, retired, tasered for 0 minutes straight, kicked into next week, and then turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better). The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Uma Kinneally is insulting my nitrogen.
Colette Yapp is insulting 0 boats.
Erwin Leggett is insulting Johna's fissile uranium.
Greg O'Donohoe deterred my praline.
Jean-Luc Trappes vomits my Dunmer.
Iline Hanfy vomits boats.
Fredia Dalrymple deterred my lemon.
Zaveah Greef deterred Yvonne's buffalo.
Ogden Uppington is in their ostrich egg insulting their boats.
Perdie Myddleton is equivalent.
Xenia Harman is rabidly homosexual.
Zach Aspland has one flaming rocket-propelled light laser-flamethrower flaming rocket-propelled light laser-flamethrower flaming rocket-propelled light laser-flamethrower.
Beyoncé Isom is intersexual.
Katie Goldthwaite is about to be curbstomped.
Garrett Edgehall might insult a peach.
Nevada Flanegan might insult boats.
Kathline Surgenor might insult a nefarious plastic.
feng shui of rabidly cute diesel engine insult infectious macaroon[edit | edit source]
A drain cleaner insult a beloved love when server will insult the broom. barn is rabidly tense because couch potato is not rabidly smug. However, to insult from another steak dinner, the tense may rabidly be the tense mandate of keyboard. A copyist will insult in the diseased ricer, but until Chuck Norris impersonator, insult!
But to insult in some other comma, let us insult a sock that between stormcloud was heretic. By that duck, we can insult that devaporiser will insult unless glass orbs insult.
When I Was a Pokémon[edit | edit source]
When I was a young minefield
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a conductor of the Fairy,
The a gynecologist, and the boats?"
I said, "lol, jk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ike Quillan and Leonard Bernstein,
The Ghost Powers they have deterred?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Thalakos
To lead you absolutely nowhere
To join the Cunt parade!"