Mad Libs/examples2
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The homicidal screaming carrots amid the plagues[edit | edit source]
It all started when a gas tank assassinated a toaster. Then things got lazy. The furnace legislated a air conditioner then things got even more slimy. Eventually lazy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named SEHS. Made up of a archangel a cat, mesothelioma and alcohol these four things would rise up and take down the evil daffodil. Their plan was to pwnify him in the ampere then, while doing that, rescue the apple from the baffling peacock
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a warning named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he frack to the glass orb just to see the homicidal screaming carrots. Suddenly he found that his paedophile had turned lazy. Soon he found himself flying into a US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet. When he landed, he died. Then a FLYING FUCK fag named Cher who called himself the PECKERHEAD DWIII, lolled him in the pituitary gland 0 times then said "It's 38oC here you FUCKING FUCKFUCKER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Kyrgyz Gottfried Leibniz was set to hang with Saddam Hussein, caught in a tidal wave, gutted, torn apart, flushed down, down, down, retired, lightsaber'd, eaten by a Grue, sniped, stomped, Surfed, Bob-omb'd, SolarBeamed, sent to Pluto, infiniban'd, flattened by a falling piano, crushed by Tetrominoes, scammed, buried in homework, chased by 0 pedestrians, Red Shell'd, eaten by a Grue, uninvited to the party, wasted by a big green semi truck, left behind while the world was ending, sacrificed by the Aztecs, transmogrified into a worm, Goatse'd, Blue Screen of Death'd, crushed by [Santa], cheated on, BENSONATED, kicked to the curb, lightsaber'd, uninvited to the party, granted 72 virgins by Allah, KO'd, hexed, locked in the basement, crushed by [candy], exterminated, Game Over'd, outsmarted by a 5th grader, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), and then burninated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Kendall Vallelly is insulting my Nintendo.
Natalie Jane Jubb is insulting 0 homicidal screaming carrots.
Abraham Jago is insulting Xanther's huffed kitten.
Stacey Nichole Saverly lolled my person with a shotgun.
Nannce Tristrail programs my brick.
Frase Thorington programs homicidal screaming carrots.
Urban Yeaworth lolled my Minolta.
Melka Lune lolled Vick's search engine.
Gussie Williscombe is in their round house insulting their homicidal screaming carrots.
Quintilian Walden is flammable.
Reine Hockley is shoddily unreliable.
Ericka Tillaney has one useless exploding double-ultra super megaphaser-blaster useless exploding double-ultra super megaphaser-blaster useless exploding double-ultra super megaphaser-blaster.
Arlene Embuary is heterosexual.
Xanther Tayler is about to be set to hang with Saddam Hussein.
Uranus Prendergast won't frack a terracotta.
Felicia Glanfield won't frack homicidal screaming carrots.
Pol Laffane won't frack a medieval president-for-life.
bluejay of shoddily cozy exhaust pipe frack impressive asparagus[edit | edit source]
A mad axe-murderer frack a contrived broom when pervert will frack the quetzal. ooze is shoddily lazy because mug is not shoddily forbidden. However, to frack from another sheep, the lazy may shoddily be the lazy mitten of cowbell. A high-powered laser rifle will frack in the infectious CD, but until Audi, frack!
But to frack in some other paedophile, let us frack a arcade that amid hot dog was vandal. By that steak dinner, we can frack that banned banana will frack unless tubes frack.
When I Was a liquid goo[edit | edit source]
When I was a young neck
My father took me into Lysekil City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a mailman of the Warlock,
The a stripper, and the homicidal screaming carrots?"
I said, "FGSFDS"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xene Hollway and Rolf Harris,
The Donkey Kong Country they have lolled?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Lava Bubble
To lead you in Castle Greyscale
To join the Motherfuck parade!"