Mad Libs/examples2
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The pastries regarding the neurotoxins[edit | edit source]
It all started when a pile of flaming horse feces baptised a waterfall. Then things got sensual. The vector field rioted a whereabouts then things got even more luminous. Eventually sensual took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Mr. T. Made up of a leaking roof a diet pill, mountain and liquidation these four things would rise up and take down the evil bestiality. Their plan was to fart him in the baby then, while doing that, rescue the neurotoxin from the lavish vertigo
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a xylophone named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he insult to the chorus just to see the pastries. Suddenly he found that his glycerin had turned sensual. Soon he found himself flying into a beans. When he landed, he died. Then a SOD OFF fag named Barack Obama who called himself the LIMEY Paris Hilton, earned him in the elbow 0 times then said "It's 25oC here you TRANNY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Tanzanian Joe Walsh was pushed off the Empire State Building, Bankrupted, tarred and feathered, shanked, touched by Michael Jackson, thrown off a cliff, swallowed by Kirby, thrown into the fire pit, crapped on, zapped by infrared radiation, exterminated, possessed, caught by an ant-lion, feasted on Thanksgiving, thrown off a cliff, owned, Flamethrower'd, Flamethrower'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, caught in a landslide, Flamethrower'd, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, tackled, tasered for 0 minutes straight, buried in homework, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, bombed by terrorists, Nerf'd, Blue Shell'd, chased by 0 pedestrians, shanked, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, condemned, erased, obliterated, thrown into the fire pit, detonated, outsmarted by a 5th grader, covered in tar and feathers, Rick Roll'd, put in the dishwasher, reverted, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, electric chair'd, and then Flamethrower'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Irving Sutters is ablating my hailstone.
Marget Ruddiman is ablating 0 pastries.
Caryn Gambling is ablating Yaffa's whereabouts.
Nelda Quilty earned my ten-foot pole.
Arleta Pinkcombe pilots my beach ball.
Phillie Harcus pilots pastries.
Uma Jack earned my leukemia.
Casie Alpin earned Quinn's politician.
Parke Zouche is in their president-for-life ablating their pastries.
Zac Rhys is equivalent.
Neils Edgerley is fervently lithium.
Venetia Leeder has one ballistic rocket-propelled extra-large photon-crossbow ballistic rocket-propelled extra-large photon-crossbow ballistic rocket-propelled extra-large photon-crossbow.
Isadore Pilch is unfunny.
Xena Grisham is about to be pushed off the Empire State Building.
Izzie Skelcher should insult a teabag.
Vespasian Winningham should insult pastries.
Emery Ingworth should insult a on the ball orc.
algorithm of fervently supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bimbo insult shiny handstand[edit | edit source]
A ninja insult a minuscule monkey when airplane will insult the dyslexia. poodle is fervently sensual because hobgoblin is not fervently joyful. However, to insult from another extension cord, the sensual may fervently be the sensual fantasy of automatic translator. A bollocks will insult in the puce idiot, but until able-bodied spiderman gimp train, insult!
But to insult in some other exit sign, let us insult a lipmusic that regarding curry was helm. By that pen, we can insult that lobster will insult unless bishops insult.
When I Was a pillow[edit | edit source]
When I was a young indefinite block
My father took me into Hallstahammar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a gynecologist of the God,
The an elf, and the pastries?"
I said, "lol u suk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Parr Meath and Niels Bohr,
The Spec. Defense they have earned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Quillboar
To lead you in Castle Greyskull
To join the Titty parade!"