Mad Libs/examples2
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The staplers about the drawings[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Texas toast agreed a tooth. Then things got curative. The pervert proved a buffalo then things got even more unpleased. Eventually curative took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Arnold Schwarzenegger. Made up of a Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society a comma, homology and dog house these four things would rise up and take down the evil Rick James. Their plan was to agree him in the domino then, while doing that, rescue the lumber from the depressed Volvo
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a mammary gland named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he complement to the skyscraper just to see the staplers. Suddenly he found that his liquidation had turned curative. Soon he found himself flying into a diet pill. When he landed, he died. Then a BITCH fag named Bowser who called himself the DONKEY PUNCHER Stephen Colbert, cogitated him in the buttocks 0 times then said "It's 34oF here you FIRECROTCH!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Australian Clara Bow was transfigured, Red Shell'd, disembowelled, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, sold for scrap metal, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, tried as a witch, uninvited to the party, given drain bamage, catapulted away, crapped on, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, put in the dryer, h4xx0rd, terminated, buried in homework, derailed, 20-hit combo'd, bombed by terrorists, Hadouken'd, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, Candy Crushed ™, sent to Pluto, stoned, cheated on, flattened by a falling piano, made into a strange Internet fad, poisoned, strangled by Homer, Zidane'd, put in the dishwasher, vindicated, sworded, put in the dishwasher, thrown into the fire pit, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, made into a strange Internet fad, lol'd, owned, stoned, tasered for 0 minutes straight, killed in the sixth book, turned off, Flamethrower'd, and then lightsaber'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Zeeter Goreham is constructing my driptray.
Weirong Englethwaite is constructing 0 staplers.
Karrol Briceidgman is constructing Makenzie's vortex.
Franko Dunncombe cogitated my lisp.
Hubie Herrington vomits my coffee.
Gannon Zorn vomits staplers.
Mawreen Yandell cogitated my neck.
Quinby Levings cogitated Hollister's eeble.
Genevive Izzard is in their Volkswagen constructing their staplers.
Skielor Greenacre is shaky.
India Rodden is obnoxiously equivalent.
Wilmette Dedington has one flaming indestructible heavy cannon flaming indestructible heavy cannon flaming indestructible heavy cannon.
Fermin Ivory is suffering from ASSCRACK Tourette's.
Trey Tokelove is about to be transfigured.
Loreana Puttnam can complement a blocked user.
Quinn Wibberley can complement staplers.
Morvan Lilliman can complement a trusty banana.
factoid of obnoxiously fat neck complement belittling ampere[edit | edit source]
A aviator complement a raging glass orb when pool ball will complement the factoid. stick is obnoxiously curative because Holy Martian Empire is not obnoxiously well-to-do. However, to complement from another PlayStation, the curative may obnoxiously be the curative kitten piccata of egg. A babboon butt will complement in the lithium espresso, but until etch-a-sketch, complement!
But to complement in some other sea bass, let us complement a businessman that about alligator was lemon. By that hub cap, we can complement that duck will complement unless pile of craps complement.
When I Was a dogma[edit | edit source]
When I was a young danish
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a lawyer of the Witch Doctor,
The a chess player, and the staplers?"
I said, "1447 skillz! yeah!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Nessie Lougheed and Mr. T,
The Fletching they have cogitated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a canary with a scalpel
To lead you on Planet Hollywood
To join the Dick parade!"