Mad Libs/examples2

fanatical eel/fnurdle4

Important: If you cry less than 44% satisfied with this temple, you may be purple for a hairless railing.

The houseplants unlike the gas tanks

It all started when a alpaca sandwich litigated a crab cake. Then things got fanatical. The mouse absorbed a loser then things got even more petrifying. Eventually fanatical took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Barack Obama. Made up of a hairball a queer, pencil and crocodile these four things would rise up and take down the evil faceplant. Their plan was to crystallize him in the dominatrix then, while doing that, rescue the electric toothbrush from the alarming band

Flying Scots

There was once a vortex named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he optimise to the Pontiac just to see the houseplants. Suddenly he found that his comma had turned fanatical. Soon he found himself flying into a anchovies. When he landed, he died. Then a BOB SAGET fag named Jessica Alba who called himself the DICK TITS Bill Bailey, beheaded him in the spine 0 times then said "It's 99^oF here you PIG!"

death

One day Kyrgyz Mao Zedong was hit for 6, deep-fried, decimated, abducted, detonated, flattened by a falling piano, hexed, swallowed by Kirby, zapped by infrared radiation, converted to Scientology, removed from the game, Blue Shell'd, checkmated, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, bought for a dollar, banned from the internet, thrown into the fire pit, timeshifted to Sept. 31, erased, ZONKED, SolarBeamed, splattered all over the windshield, disintegrated, burninated, detonated, burninated, de1337ed, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, put in the dryer, pissed on, converted to Scientology, thwacked over the head with a broom, kicked into next week, thrown off a cliff, totally freakin' pwn'd, deported, chased by 0 pedestrians, Final Smash'd, buried alive, curbstomped, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, votekicked, lightsaber'd, 20-hit combo'd, and then moved to the bottom of the food chain. The End.

people

Loria Zonneveld is bamboozling my facepalm.

Marciane Tupwell is bamboozling 0 houseplants.

Steffa Assheton is bamboozling Ace Destiny's aviator.

Briana Mear beheaded my zipper.

Peni Adolphus mechanizes my fiasco.

Wilkin Ninham mechanizes houseplants.

Ava Dewington beheaded my boar.

Kem Vores beheaded Patrea's magma.

Verity Alcorn is in their sweet and sour chicken bamboozling their houseplants.

Verity Umney is unsophisticated.

Georgianne Ravenshaw is acceptably nefarious.

Parkington Godleman has one useless rocket-propelled ninja-bow useless rocket-propelled ninja-bow useless rocket-propelled ninja-bow.

Wilhelmina Bouffington is sexually perverted.

Bodie O'Lehinan is about to be hit for 6.

Vivien Jacques would optimise a question mark.

Quinny Kitney would optimise houseplants.

Sylva Framlington would optimise a lavish fealty.

cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal of acceptably melodramatic bear optimise hairy cinderblock

A arthritis optimise a overwrought redwood when cream-filled donut will optimise the contradiction. Sparta is acceptably fanatical because administrator is not acceptably pyrrhic. However, to optimise from another businessman, the fanatical may acceptably be the fanatical geometric elephant of Weltschmerz. A cellphone will optimise in the retarded giraffe, but until peanut, optimise!

But to optimise in some other Sparta, let us optimise a racket that unlike pool was freedom fighter. By that president-for-life, we can optimise that squibble will optimise unless crystals optimise.

When I Was a station wagon

When I was a young bread knife

My father took me into Stockholm City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the an astronaut of the Pixie,

The a lawyer, and the houseplants?"

I said, "Uncyclopedia is the worst!!1"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Reva Warrenber and Sun Tzu,

The Woodcutting they have beheaded?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Dreadmire

To lead you at the Jordanhill railway station

To join the Goddamn parade!"

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