Mad Libs/examples2

lovely read-only memory/Pokémon5

Important: If you hump less than 55% satisfied with this minecart, you may be flaccid for a slutty bank robbery.

The mammary glands before the hub caps

It all started when a fat advocated a virus. Then things got lovely. The antibody added a oil spill then things got even more slippery. Eventually lovely took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Rupert Murdoch. Made up of a General Tso's kitten a truffle, fiasco and house these four things would rise up and take down the evil dolly. Their plan was to glug him in the stamp then, while doing that, rescue the pumpkin from the remarkable fiasco

Flying Scots

There was once a hotel named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he fumble to the minefield just to see the mammary glands. Suddenly he found that his waterfall had turned lovely. Soon he found himself flying into a kamikaze. When he landed, he died. Then a DAMN fag named Hulk Hogan who called himself the BORDER HOPPER Hugo Chávez, navigated him in the utopia 0 times then said "It's 23^oC here you NECROPHILIA!"

death

One day Gambian George Washington was downvoted, disenchanted, Eye Beam'd, moved to the bottom of the food chain, tarred and feathered, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, trapped without food or drink, banned from the internet, found out, hit by a wrecking ball, BENSONATED, checkmated, Ice Beamed, obliterated, transwikied, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, h4xx0rd, overthrown, de1337ed, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), SNAFU'd, Avada Kedavra'd, caught by an ant-lion, caught by an ant-lion, Killer card'ed, shot...by cancer, tackled, sent to Pluto, Death Note'd, made into a strange Internet fad, disembowelled, planarly isolated, Death Note'd, dehydrated, pwnt to death, fragged, sued by Viacom, erased, evicted, eradicated, finished, KO'd, evicted, and then outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed. The End.

people

Daney O'Farrissy is rinsing my paedophile.

Kellam Brookwall is rinsing 0 mammary glands.

Serena Mahaffy is rinsing Flossie's zombie.

Danielle Francine Vodden navigated my president-for-life.

Ines Frankcombe argues my piñata.

Georgie Elms argues mammary glands.

Quintilian Viniter navigated my tire.

Xerces Laslett navigated Jackelin's bank robbery.

Morlee Turewell is in their kitten rinsing their mammary glands.

Gaby Pennefather is pricey.

Heder Arlidge is fortuitously retarded.

Quinten Larkman has one freezing indestructible heavy ion-gun freezing indestructible heavy ion-gun freezing indestructible heavy ion-gun.

Loralee Dethwright is bisexual.

Ossa Gun is about to be downvoted.

Angelynn Newson could fumble a zombie.

Yana Walrond could fumble mammary glands.

Dawne Clayson could fumble a naked xanthochroi.

giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone of fortuitously shaky riddle fumble cut-rate Geiger counter

A stampede fumble a unreliable plastic when ampere will fumble the lisp. search engine is fortuitously lovely because milk is not fortuitously rotted. However, to fumble from another applesauce, the lovely may fortuitously be the lovely Wikipedian of neck. A contraband will fumble in the oblivious beach ball, but until LSD, fumble!

But to fumble in some other aeroplane, let us fumble a ampere that before aerodynamics was Texas toast. By that ramen noodle, we can fumble that MIDI controller will fumble unless oxs fumble.

When I Was a tit

When I was a young Republican

My father took me into Köping City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a maid of the Angel,

The a death row prison guard, and the mammary glands?"

I said, "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Xanther Oogan and Captain Obvious,

The Bow Skill they have navigated?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Drudge

To lead you in Castle Greyskull

To join the Pussy parade!"

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