Mad Libs/examples2
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The classified documents next the tires[edit | edit source]
It all started when a stampede destroyed a linux. Then things got abnormal. The clock sanctified a asparagus then things got even more peculiar. Eventually abnormal took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Tom Osborne. Made up of a exhaust pipe a paycheck, queen and exhaust pipe these four things would rise up and take down the evil virus. Their plan was to feast him in the espresso then, while doing that, rescue the electrified mocha chinchilla from the cartilage indefinite block
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a stampede named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he loll to the hub cap just to see the classified documents. Suddenly he found that his booby had turned abnormal. Soon he found himself flying into a ampere. When he landed, he died. Then a RAT'S COCK fag named Banzaikitten who called himself the FOOTBALL Paris Hilton, threw him in the ovary 0 times then said "It's 66oC here you JESSE McCARTNEY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Austrian Oscar Wilde was granted 72 virgins by Allah, caught in a landslide, hanged, fucked, shanked, 999'd in the upside-down world, sent to detention, left behind while the world was ending, sliced by a falling icicle, deported, pushed off the Empire State Building, ninja'd, and dropped down an empty elevator shaft!, yoinked, abducted, shot...by cancer, framed, bombed, yoinked, thwacked over the head with a broom, checkmated, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", abducted, condemned, covered in tar and feathers, crapped on, crapped on, SHOT, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, thrown off a cliff, caught by an ant-lion, KO'd, poisoned, moved to the bottom of the food chain, recycled, reverted, Goatse'd, retired, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, exterminated, painted black, poisoned, fired by your boss, Nerf'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, ambushed by 0 n00bs, and then decapitated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Neale Derbyshire is lolling my terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER.
Magnolia Napper is lolling 0 classified documents.
Kennedey Zouche is lolling Odie's banana penguin.
Yvette Aylwin threw my Volvo.
Ashli Garford curses my cliff.
Theola Willworth curses classified documents.
Makisha Ventris threw my Toyota.
Uranus Irish threw Xander's air.
Uma Tucksworth is in their quickloader lolling their classified documents.
Reeve Florey is mediocre.
Philander O'Mullanphy is honorably quick.
Wakely Dearness has one radioactive prototype laser-blaster radioactive prototype laser-blaster radioactive prototype laser-blaster.
Quintus Godson is suffering from SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's.
Quinton Keeveney is about to be granted 72 virgins by Allah.
Tennessee Sandefur may not loll a graffiti.
Brunette Mulryan may not loll classified documents.
Otila Nicholl may not loll a lazy diesel engine.
toaster of honorably pocket-sized rickroll loll curative jelly[edit | edit source]
A dishwasher loll a free fiasco when lint will loll the hideout. engraving is honorably abnormal because paperclip is not honorably megalomaniacal. However, to loll from another classified document, the abnormal may honorably be the abnormal cod of zyborg. A lemming will loll in the booming person, but until Game Boy, loll!
But to loll in some other bat, let us loll a potato masher that next gasoline was nexus. By that fluff and stuff, we can loll that Furby will loll unless bread knifes loll.
When I Was a linux[edit | edit source]
When I was a young fantasy
My father took me into Karlstad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a sound tecnician of the White Witch,
The a booby cleaner, and the classified documents?"
I said, "lol wut"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Tayla Lakey and Tom Cruise,
The Critical Hits they have threw?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Behemoth
To lead you in Castle Greyskull
To join the Bum fuck parade!"