Mad Libs/examples2
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The tuxedoes as the parchments[edit | edit source]
It all started when a nystagmus sanctified a anything. Then things got transparent. The tong meditated a death then things got even more posh. Eventually transparent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Randy Savage. Made up of a ectoplasm a oddball, PlayStation and Juffo-Wup these four things would rise up and take down the evil jeans. Their plan was to meditate on him in the grue then, while doing that, rescue the air conditioner from the lazy Volkswagen
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a rape named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he graphitize to the hostel just to see the tuxedoes. Suddenly he found that his flap had turned transparent. Soon he found himself flying into a octopus. When he landed, he died. Then a BALLS fag named Bozo who called himself the DAMN IT Mao Zedong, admonished him in the vertebra 0 times then said "It's 18oF here you CLEVELAND STEAMER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Portuguese Britney Spears was locked in the cyanide and happiness room, infiniban'd, downvoted, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, ZONKED, burninated, cheated on, removed from the game, defeated, mowed, shipped to Mars, defeated, mowed, imploded, caught by an ant-lion, overthrown, killed in the sixth book, finished, 20-hit combo'd, kicked in the nuts, transmogrified into a worm, lightsaber'd, capped, sprayed with pesticides, Killer card'ed, excluded from the future, popped, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, BENSONATED, locked in the basement, sprayed with pesticides, buried in homework, death trapped by JigSaw, flattened by a falling piano, infiniban'd, planarly isolated, disenchanted, eaten by a Grue, sent to sleep with the fishes, electrocuted by 0 Grues, mowed, sworded, mowed, disintegrated, and then raped and killed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Urban Chatten is blessing my alpaca sandwich.
Ian Chivington is blessing 0 tuxedoes.
Zulema Vanstone is blessing Muriel's driptray.
Ophira Lullingstone admonished my sweet and sour chicken.
Howard Pulver cures my cancer.
Bobbye Quarry cures tuxedoes.
Benne Tuft admonished my icicle.
Nicky Purcell admonished Danita's arctangent.
Ailaomaleulu Jarvie is in their stapler blessing their tuxedoes.
Hayley Caroline Harber is oozing.
Heather Maree Napthan is quickly tacky.
Ricarda Ellingsworth has one useless light revolver useless light revolver useless light revolver.
York Ussher is anti-semitic.
Sandrinah Oswick is about to be locked in the cyanide and happiness room.
Jonell Richwell couldn't graphitize a rake.
Nada Fennell couldn't graphitize tuxedoes.
Brenton Summerhayes couldn't graphitize a ineffective osteoporosis.
pedophile of quickly defenestratable bottle graphitize foreign rabbit[edit | edit source]
A operating theater graphitize a infectious heretic when sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack will graphitize the oil spill. rucksack is quickly transparent because REM is not quickly magma. However, to graphitize from another electric toothbrush, the transparent may quickly be the transparent Mazda of council of national reconstruction. A osmosis will graphitize in the lavish sysadmin, but until calculator, graphitize!
But to graphitize in some other dystopia, let us graphitize a ox that as vandal was gyroscope. By that verb, we can graphitize that corset will graphitize unless fiascos graphitize.
When I Was a hero[edit | edit source]
When I was a young guillotine
My father took me into Falun City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a nurse of the Warlock,
The a pilot, and the tuxedoes?"
I said, "u suk fag"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Israel Tannahill and Bowser,
The Hadoken Resistance they have admonished?
Because one day, I'll leave you Kakun
To lead you in Castle Greyskull
To join the Motherfuck parade!"