Mad Libs/examples2
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The bananas towards the drawings[edit | edit source]
It all started when a treehouse humped a Taahgaarxian. Then things got unreliable. The lisp wanked a dead flounder then things got even more dismal. Eventually unreliable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Chairman Mao. Made up of a salad fork a broom, fat and igloo these four things would rise up and take down the evil street sign. Their plan was to pwn him in the fluorescent light then, while doing that, rescue the yellow submarine from the naked puffery
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a plasma cannon named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he explicate to the hobgoblin just to see the bananas. Suddenly he found that his cake had turned unreliable. Soon he found himself flying into a xenomorph. When he landed, he died. Then a RAT'S COCK fag named MrX who called himself the ARSE Clara Bow, baptised him in the breast 0 times then said "It's 82oF here you DONGSHOVER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Belorussian Vin Diesel was crushed by Tetrominoes, caught in a tidal wave, terminated, executed by snu-snu, cheated on, turned off, retired, overthrown, skewer'd, sent to Pluto, Game Over'd, Nerf'd, sprayed with pesticides, Blue Screen of Death'd, reverted, h4xx0rd, death trapped by JigSaw, Goatse'd, recycled, thwacked over the head with a broom, fired by your boss, eliminated, Eye Beam'd, BALEETED, hit by a wrecking ball, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, hexed, BALEETED, lightning bolted, raped and killed, defeated, electric chair'd, erased, Rick Roll'd, tarred and feathered, torch'd, defeated, detonated, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, trapped without food or drink, Zidane'd, pwnt, tasered for 0 minutes straight, crushed by [candy], and then scammed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Darlow Clifford is destroying my vomit.
Lyman Neeson is destroying 0 bananas.
Terrell Wesley is destroying Duke's hose.
Watters Woodburn baptised my tempest.
Ollie Bicknell legislates my Audi.
Cullin Clay legislates bananas.
Daisy Witherington baptised my jellybean.
Tami Flowerdew baptised Peach's conspiracy.
Floris Ickford is in their sweet and sour chicken destroying their bananas.
Jackalynn Zender is buffoon-like.
Didi Feddlethwaite is grumpily XTREME.
Orsin Elliscombe has one poisonous overpowered prototype ion-rifle poisonous overpowered prototype ion-rifle poisonous overpowered prototype ion-rifle.
Isadora Jimpson is about to be crushed by Tetrominoes.
Xanther Havesworth should explicate a DVD.
Lavesh Kemp should explicate bananas.
Isa Henry should explicate a offensive monster.
whip of grumpily contagious rocket explicate minuscule exhaust pipe[edit | edit source]
A Oldsmobile explicate a rapturous lobby when liger will explicate the contraband. horse is grumpily unreliable because domino is not grumpily hairless. However, to explicate from another bingo, the unreliable may grumpily be the unreliable hotdog waffle of padlock. A Zork will explicate in the depressed Cadillac, but until Kodak, explicate!
But to explicate in some other buddy, let us explicate a vertigo that towards fire hydrant was bestiality. By that neverland, we can explicate that contradiction will explicate unless muffs explicate.
When I Was a rubber duck[edit | edit source]
When I was a young padlock
My father took me into Skövde City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a milkman of the Bishop,
The a painter, and the bananas?"
I said, "rofl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Hattie Winnicot and Shaquille O'Neal,
The Video Game Addiction they have baptised?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Slith
To lead you in Heaven
To join the Tit wank parade!"