Mad Libs/examples2
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The hybrid engines absent the cobs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a arc welder humped a mongoose. Then things got emancipated. The ectoplasm suffocated a cartridge then things got even more substandard. Eventually emancipated took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Mao Zedong. Made up of a buffalo a Mazda, arctangent and leash these four things would rise up and take down the evil foible. Their plan was to sacrifice him in the rocket then, while doing that, rescue the serial blanker from the heterosexual microwave
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a YouTube Poop named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he shit to the kamikaze just to see the hybrid engines. Suddenly he found that his coffee had turned emancipated. Soon he found himself flying into a suicide bomber. When he landed, he died. Then a CHUFF fag named Leonardo da Vinci who called himself the FUCK Jimmy Hoffa, absolved him in the abdomen 0 times then said "It's 34oC here you BLUMPKIN!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Tajik Albert Einstein was Avada Kedavra'd, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, spammed, removed from the game, Bob-omb'd, ZONKED, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, QVFD'd, banned from the internet, hexed, transfigured, splattered all over the windshield, touched by Michael Jackson, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, erased, sent to detention, thwacked over the head with a broom, decimated, put in the dishwasher, and Zidane'd!, turned into a brony, vindicated, killed half-to-death twice, Avada Kedavra'd, shipped to Mars, caught in a temporal paradox, painted black, sworded, Red Shell'd, turned off, defeated, crucified, evicted, feasted on Thanksgiving, possessed, given drain bamage, trapped under a glass dome, lightsaber'd, outsmarted by a 5th grader, h4xx0rd, burninated, splattered all over the windshield, crushed by [Santa], WOODBURNINATED , petrified, ZONKED, and then exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Adrienne Ventris is cogitating my home theater system.
Quincy Moray is cogitating 0 hybrid engines.
Zebedee Larwood is cogitating Vesper's Pac-Man.
Lyndal Gormon absolved my LSD.
Yuakethia Furnace meditates my sarcoma.
Virgil Sisk meditates hybrid engines.
Madlyn Hamrock absolved my plate.
Young Strath absolved Ghadir's pizzle.
Yates Joliffe is in their mad axe-murderer cogitating their hybrid engines.
Kellyann Spooner is dazzling.
Jackson Davis Gran is sloppily unpleased.
Ursula Nasmith has one flaming biological secret laser-dart gun flaming biological secret laser-dart gun flaming biological secret laser-dart gun.
Zackes Lotimer is a racist.
Otilie Fullarton is about to be Avada Kedavra'd.
Jenn Winchworth should shit a mouse.
Bettine Fairey should shit hybrid engines.
Patter Postlethwait should shit a smelly Tanner Thompson.
tube of sloppily sinister zebra shit implosive suicidal lemming[edit | edit source]
A danish shit a huge plague when disaster will shit the iPod. asparagus is sloppily emancipated because crusher is not sloppily Nobel prize-winning. However, to shit from another question mark, the emancipated may sloppily be the emancipated sun of angel. A virus will shit in the pyrrhic drain cleaner, but until attorney, shit!
But to shit in some other hobgoblin, let us shit a verb that absent abba was paedophile. By that gork, we can shit that buddy will shit unless spaces shit.
When I Was a funeral[edit | edit source]
When I was a young duck
My father took me into Jönköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a computer programmer of the Pixie,
The a mailwoman, and the hybrid engines?"
I said, "fagget"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Orleans Yourell and Aunt Jemima,
The Popularity they have absolved?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Mashataan
To lead you at Hogwarts
To join the Goddamn parade!"