Mad Libs/examples2

furry pen/tempest9

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The toasters besides the encyclopediae

It all started when a ox wrote a tube. Then things got furry. The chisel matured a lucky bastard then things got even more obscene. Eventually furry took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Cloud Strife. Made up of a attack page a quote, loser and flap these four things would rise up and take down the evil fistula. Their plan was to shave him in the Hyakugojyuuichi!! then, while doing that, rescue the council of national reconstruction from the red xanthochroi

Flying Scots

There was once a Cadillac named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he pasteurize to the gelato just to see the toasters. Suddenly he found that his Soliton radar had turned furry. Soon he found himself flying into a padlock. When he landed, he died. Then a BITCH fag named Peter Griffin who called himself the BALL SACK Spongebob Squarepants, modeled him in the forehead 0 times then said "It's 9^oF here you CROTCH!"

death

One day Scottish The King of the Internet was laid to rest, cheated on, Killer card'ed, Killer card'ed, crushed by [Santa], Blue Screen of Death'd, drownded, painted black, tasered for 0 minutes straight, lightsaber'd, hanged, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, drownded, suffocated, Game Over'd, eaten by a Hell Hound, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, strangled by Homer, Raigeki'd, incinerated, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, made into a strange Internet fad, swallowed by Kirby, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, pwnt, lightning bolted, dipped in acid, stung by mosquitoes, pissed on, painted black, hanged, splattered all over the windshield, dehydrated, hit by a wrecking ball, Nerf'd, hit by a Care Bear Stare, mowed, axed, Flamethrower'd, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, shipped to Mars, thwacked over the head with a broom, pwnt to death, deep-fried, and then buried in homework. The End.

people

Ebonie Earle is pandering my disaster.

How Tinwell is pandering 0 toasters.

Story Farlow is pandering Harvard's vulva.

Murray Ivers modeled my airplane.

Felix Satterwaite huffs my clavicle.

Allegra Cleveley huffs toasters.

Arita Dally modeled my osmosis.

Ursuline Bryen modeled Quentin's hot dog.

Brandi Youngman is in their monster pandering their toasters.

Zachary Klee is XTREME.

Dewee Whitmore is lackadaisically vulgar.

Quinn Ashworth has one poisonous overpowered quantum-rifle poisonous overpowered quantum-rifle poisonous overpowered quantum-rifle.

Quagmire Bramlett is unfunny.

Yann Underhay is about to be laid to rest.

Rutha Fennemore shall pasteurize a Zork.

Brendan Usher shall pasteurize toasters.

Lauralin Wix shall pasteurize a moist buddy.

imitation fake vomit of lackadaisically spine-chilling disaster pasteurize wet cellulite

A nostalgia pasteurize a melodramatic Wii when blasphemy will pasteurize the nuke. couch potato is lackadaisically furry because sysop is not lackadaisically big. However, to pasteurize from another Mexican wave, the furry may lackadaisically be the furry riddle of sockpuppet of an unregistered user. A cockgoblin will pasteurize in the hideous tomato, but until conspiracy, pasteurize!

But to pasteurize in some other operating theater, let us pasteurize a quickloader that besides sarcoma was pizzle. By that rabbit, we can pasteurize that chisel will pasteurize unless flagellas pasteurize.

When I Was a Xbox

When I was a young fire hydrant

My father took me into Stockholm City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a poopsmith of the God,

The an astronaut, and the toasters?"

I said, "roflmao"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Quelton Eyles and Elvis Presley,

The Extreme Sarcasm Resistance they have modeled?

Because one day, I'll leave you an Ent

To lead you in Purgatory

To join the Dick parade!"

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