Mad Libs/examples2
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The miscellaneous dead things unlike the boats[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Hyakugojyuuichi!! optimized a ten-foot pole. Then things got hairy. The corset agreed a Suzuki then things got even more rickety. Eventually hairy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Rupert Murdoch. Made up of a Zelda a fanfic, Oldsmobile and cheese these four things would rise up and take down the evil automatic translator. Their plan was to construct him in the bathing ape then, while doing that, rescue the REM from the sanguine apple juice
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Pyrex named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ruminate to the ban just to see the miscellaneous dead things. Suddenly he found that his muskrat had turned hairy. Soon he found himself flying into a stick. When he landed, he died. Then a All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy fag named Carlos Mencia who called himself the PISS Michael Jordan, ablated him in the pubic hair 0 times then said "It's 72oC here you CRAP!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Iranian Osama bin Laden was totally freakin' pwn'd, sent to Pluto, eaten by 72 gators, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, poisoned, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, transfigured, transmogrified into a worm, touched by Michael Jackson, infected with a computer virus, SHOT, killed half-to-death twice, downvoted, stung by mosquitoes, owned, petrified, shanked, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), condemned, buried in homework, granted 72 virgins by Allah, torn apart, Avada Kedavra'd, extinguished, lol'd, thwomped, thrown into the fire pit, drawn and quartered, electrocuted by 0 Grues, sniped, fired by your boss, BENSONATED, caught in a tidal wave, buried in homework, tasered for 0 minutes straight, fucked, crushed into a cube, shot...by cancer, sold for scrap metal, checkmated, fired, painted black, given drain bamage, unresurrected, and then kicked in the nuts. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Elayna Corben is earning my bollocks.
Urban Tattam is earning 0 miscellaneous dead things.
James Michael Yard is earning Valene's octohedron.
Lyn Baskerville ablated my fire hydrant.
Brittney Gilligan writes my escape pod.
Huddie Dunne writes miscellaneous dead things.
Grover Trassey ablated my bishop.
Quinby Wacott ablated Wenona's Mexican wave.
D'Arby Adkins is in their icicle earning their miscellaneous dead things.
Edrick Zorkin is eerie.
Teddy O'Ring is symbolically smelly.
Suzi Lisney has one deadly electric prototype quantum-glue gun deadly electric prototype quantum-glue gun deadly electric prototype quantum-glue gun.
Lavonna Dercombe is a paedophile.
York Pye is about to be totally freakin' pwn'd.
Urban Welle won't ruminate a garbage bin.
Blondelle Quick won't ruminate miscellaneous dead things.
Suzie Easterbrook won't ruminate a quivering fnord.
oxygen of symbolically incredible contradiction ruminate hopeless goose egg[edit | edit source]
A belt ruminate a lithium octohedron when cheval-de-frise will ruminate the plasma cannon. candlestick is symbolically hairy because website is not symbolically morbid. However, to ruminate from another driptray, the hairy may symbolically be the hairy jeans of anger. A salad fork will ruminate in the alarming cellphone, but until eye infection, ruminate!
But to ruminate in some other warning template, let us ruminate a boat that unlike vandalism was nostril. By that pool table, we can ruminate that dollhouse will ruminate unless etchings ruminate.
When I Was a fealty[edit | edit source]
When I was a young air conditioner
My father took me into Sundsvall City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a unemployed bum of the Angel,
The a pornstar, and the miscellaneous dead things?"
I said, "rofl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yorke Uriel and Jack Daniels,
The Martial Arts they have ablated?
Because one day, I'll leave you the Crackerzilla
To lead you in The Shire
To join the Faggot parade!"