Mad Libs/examples2
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The igneous protrusions given the violoncelli[edit | edit source]
It all started when a ballroom advocated a homology. Then things got senseless. The crusher sanctified a pastry then things got even more universal. Eventually senseless took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Randy Savage. Made up of a pool table a squid, lipmusic and blah these four things would rise up and take down the evil lasagna. Their plan was to fornicate him in the needle then, while doing that, rescue the Honda from the senseless electric toothbrush
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a tomato named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he fumble to the hallway just to see the igneous protrusions. Suddenly he found that his deviant had turned senseless. Soon he found himself flying into a milquetoast. When he landed, he died. Then a ASSWIPE fag named Hugh Hefner who called himself the NIGGER TITS Sterling Morton, deliberated him in the dead skin cell 0 times then said "It's 18oC here you BIBLE BASHER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Finnish Mr. T was slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, screwed, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, sworded, planarly isolated, evicted, cheated on, fragged, regurgitated, Bob-omb'd, regurgitated, deported, erased, hit by a Care Bear Stare, popped, abducted, regurgitated, eradicated, pwnt to death, lol'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", unresurrected, forced to eat shit, caught in a landslide, compressed into a single point, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), painted black, rickroll'd, unresurrected, turned into a brony, poned by a bade speeler, converted to Scientology, annihilated, gutted, overthrown, raped and killed, bombed by terrorists, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, Goatse'd, Game Over'd, trapped under a glass dome, and Rick Roll'd!, eaten by an Uruk-hai, transfigured, retired, raped and killed, and then fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Carrolyn Corsham is insulting my blocking policy.
Raque Abigall is insulting 0 igneous protrusions.
Wilston Guthrie is insulting Tiff's peacock.
Ayanna Aldiss deliberated my roundhouse kick.
Xavier Villiers litigates my bathtub.
Quentin Uffington litigates igneous protrusions.
Cortney Elsworth deliberated my Pontiac.
Harlan Whoolehan deliberated Karolyna's pile of crap.
Ursuline Darrach is in their juice insulting their igneous protrusions.
Gertie Quirke is cute.
Xenia Quiney is heartlessly folksy.
Quintus Quinlevan has one deadly stupidly overelaborate extra-large zip gun deadly stupidly overelaborate extra-large zip gun deadly stupidly overelaborate extra-large zip gun.
Yolande Nannery is a paedophile.
Franklin Inverclyde is about to be slow-cooked in 100-degree weather.
Meredith Yallup shall fumble a lucky bastard.
Ashlie Yarrum shall fumble igneous protrusions.
Woodley Cudney shall fumble a pyrrhic adjective.
jelly of heartlessly melodramatic baseball bat fumble tense disaster[edit | edit source]
A rocket fumble a bulbous Olula when bank robbery will fumble the showdown. guacamole is heartlessly senseless because piñata is not heartlessly curative. However, to fumble from another Minolta, the senseless may heartlessly be the senseless melanoma of igloo. A random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets will fumble in the ugly anything, but until tuxedo, fumble!
But to fumble in some other quickloader, let us fumble a boat that given rifle was cucumber. By that peach, we can fumble that Pokémon will fumble unless corndogs fumble.
When I Was a contraband[edit | edit source]
When I was a young cliff
My father took me into Umeå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a death row prison guard of the Shaman,
The a computer programmer, and the igneous protrusions?"
I said, "liek omg wut?"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xandra Munson and Jerry Jackson,
The Drinking Skill they have deliberated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Rakshasa
To lead you on Mount Everest
To join the Titty parade!"