Mad Libs/examples2
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The miscellaneous dead things to the bikinis[edit | edit source]
It all started when a hero humped a dollhouse. Then things got booming. The philanthropist ASPLODEd a block then things got even more wet. Eventually booming took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Tom and Jerry. Made up of a bass guitar a toothpick, bunny and duck these four things would rise up and take down the evil Olula. Their plan was to adhere him in the Volkswagen then, while doing that, rescue the l33t h4x0r from the white bevel
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a idiot named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he admonish to the Zelda just to see the miscellaneous dead things. Suddenly he found that his mop had turned booming. Soon he found himself flying into a toboggan. When he landed, he died. Then a CUNT fag named Strong Bad who called himself the CHIGGER Vince McMahon, deconstructed him in the underarm hair 0 times then said "It's 73oF here you BASTARD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day American Hugo Chávez was KO'd, BALEETED, fired, laid to rest, killed in the sixth book, poisoned, eaten by 73 gators, planarly isolated, banned from the internet, annihilated, given drain bamage, thrown off a cliff, dehydrated, transwikied, Killer card'ed, dissected, SNAFU'd, pwnt to death, dissected, QVFD'd, bombed by terrorists, lightsaber'd, suffocated, sliced by a falling icicle, decapitated, put in the dishwasher, Candy Crushed ™, sprayed with pesticides, Goatse'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, eradicated, Eye Beam'd, torn apart, dehydrated, screwed, flattened by a falling piano, hit by a wrecking ball, splattered all over the windshield, Green Shell'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, killed half-to-death twice, drawn and quartered, death trapped by JigSaw, and then tried as a witch. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Cardell Morison is rioting my sysop.
Quincey Papperworth is rioting 0 miscellaneous dead things.
Vinnie Weedon is rioting Joalene's whip.
Yann Newall deconstructed my Hitler.
Bluma Plumtreegton dries my bridge.
Read Oughton dries miscellaneous dead things.
Mulligan Kelcher deconstructed my rucksack.
Yorke Cheaney deconstructed Rosalie's General Tso's kitten.
Iman Imrie is in their bistro rioting their miscellaneous dead things.
Adelle Umphray is homosexual.
Zephyr Raughter is nonchalantly free.
Ellis Hartop has one freezing indestructible light ion-grenade-launcher freezing indestructible light ion-grenade-launcher freezing indestructible light ion-grenade-launcher.
Yasmin Rosinbery is genderqueer.
Neil Paddock is about to be KO'd.
Winters Regane may not admonish a anything.
Paton Ercott may not admonish miscellaneous dead things.
Jaslene Yourell may not admonish a sizable pastry.
dolly of nonchalantly mysterious Zork admonish obscure Hyundai[edit | edit source]
A muffin admonish a rhythmic driptray when deviant will admonish the belfry. Audi is nonchalantly booming because fiasco is not nonchalantly rigid. However, to admonish from another rucksack, the booming may nonchalantly be the booming beans of noseblower. A rainbow will admonish in the cut-rate rubber duck, but until nystagmus, admonish!
But to admonish in some other PINGA, let us admonish a speaker that to terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER was Furby. By that Nintendo, we can admonish that monorail will admonish unless forests admonish.
When I Was a pie[edit | edit source]
When I was a young pea soup
My father took me into Söderhamn City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a plumber of the Prophet,
The a rock god, and the miscellaneous dead things?"
I said, "STFU!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Hundley Bygrave and You,
The Defense they have deconstructed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Nerubian
To lead you on Neptune
To join the Pussy parade!"