Mad Libs/examples2
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The beach balls amongst the kittens[edit | edit source]
It all started when a eye infection baptized a liquidation. Then things got fat. The stampede lolled a bear then things got even more petrifying. Eventually fat took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Lech Wałęsa. Made up of a number a bluejay, deviant and osmosis these four things would rise up and take down the evil cable. Their plan was to earn him in the stripper then, while doing that, rescue the ballroom from the dazzling l33t h4x0r
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a noun named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he pass to the cartilage just to see the beach balls. Suddenly he found that his dishrag had turned fat. Soon he found himself flying into a Tanner Thompson. When he landed, he died. Then a BONER fag named Simon Cowell who called himself the CLIT Sean Connery, employed him in the thorax 0 times then said "It's 20oC here you FUCKHEAD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Qatari Ronald McDonald was fired, nuked, yoinked, erased, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, Death Note'd, terminated, kicked to the curb, disintegrated, tried as a witch, timeshifted to Sept. 31, Rick Roll'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, pwnt, strangled by Homer, lol'd, eliminated, lol'd, rickroll'd, Zidane'd, hit by a wrecking ball, bombed, tarred and feathered, ambushed by 0 n00bs, votekicked, granted 72 virgins by Allah, trapped under a glass dome, touched by Michael Jackson, raped and killed, crapped on, sprayed with pesticides, WOODBURNINATED , painted black, sworded, curbstomped, BENSONATED, shot...by cancer, 20-hit combo'd, transwikied, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, SolarBeamed, sent packing, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, left behind while the world was ending, and then eaten by 20 gators. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Quin Wafer is earning my fluff and stuff.
Garnet Henty is earning 0 beach balls.
Quentin Harsant is earning Quincy's website.
Hollie Aide employed my mongoose.
Quincy Thelwell zips my etch-a-sketch.
Xaviera Underhill zips beach balls.
Tawne Ingram employed my adverb.
Zayden Jervis employed Austine's age.
Murdock Jeffcott is in their rhythm earning their beach balls.
Alita Quigg is hairless.
Alona MacCahey is fretfully luminous.
Arlyne Clemence has one radioactive electric extra-large pirate-revolver radioactive electric extra-large pirate-revolver radioactive electric extra-large pirate-revolver.
Orsin Garrow is a prostitute.
Jernigan Langford is about to be fired.
Orel Knevitt couldn't pass a calculator.
Ridley Parris couldn't pass beach balls.
Will Keatney couldn't pass a unsophisticated leaking roof.
hobgoblin of fretfully uncivilized alligator pass bright homotopy[edit | edit source]
A tofu pass a buffoon-like sacrifice when cable will pass the custard. fiasco is fretfully fat because angel is not fretfully unrefined. However, to pass from another exit sign, the fat may fretfully be the fat Swiss cheese of lubricant. A peach will pass in the medieval bottle, but until claptrap, pass!
But to pass in some other fluff and stuff, let us pass a rope that amongst tempest was DJ. By that macaroon, we can pass that pumpkin will pass unless answers pass.
When I Was a hotel[edit | edit source]
When I was a young coffee
My father took me into Katrineholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a quarterback of the Paladin,
The a cameraman, and the beach balls?"
I said, "WAT?"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Tinisha Yarham and Wally the Green Monster,
The Poking people with bits of sharp metal they have employed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a jub-jub Bird
To lead you in Hell
To join the Cockmongler parade!"