Mad Libs/examples2
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The cowbells beyond the violi[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cubicle felt a person with a shotgun. Then things got free. The hybrid engine lolled a madman then things got even more wobbly. Eventually free took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Freddy Krueger. Made up of a copypasta a Game Boy, coffee and rainbow these four things would rise up and take down the evil archangel. Their plan was to exercise him in the bazooka then, while doing that, rescue the bachelor from the rigid zoot suit
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a flap named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he urinate to the hybrid engine just to see the cowbells. Suddenly he found that his dollhouse had turned free. Soon he found himself flying into a brickbat. When he landed, he died. Then a BUGGER fag named Jacques Derrida who called himself the DAMN Thomas Edison, deliberated him in the gastrointestinal sphincter 0 times then said "It's 84oF here you AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Kuwaiti Tony Soprano was KO'd, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, disenchanted, SHOT, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, poisoned, pwnt to death, Aeroblasted, Bob-omb'd, ninja'd, Goatse'd, sent to sleep with the fishes, popped, tasered for 0 minutes straight, eaten by a Grue, defeated, rickroll'd, disembowelled, wasted by a big green semi truck, terminated, decimated, dipped in acid, de1337ed, infiniban'd, petrified, hit by a Care Bear Stare, removed from the game, SolarBeamed, extinguished, chased by 0 pedestrians, shot...by cancer, poned by a bade speeler, shanked, reverted, ninja'd, eviscerated, crucified, burninated, disintegrated, transmogrified into a worm, derailed, beef jerkified, crucified, Raigeki'd, and then dehydrated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Shary Everson is plagiarizing my Pac-Man.
Rosaleen MacQuade is plagiarizing 0 cowbells.
Terica Ramokin is plagiarizing Noel's cartridge.
Solange Rawson deliberated my Chuck Norris impersonator.
Bryon Ridgway yawns my xylophone.
Ewan Zorn yawns cowbells.
Sharlene Vinney deliberated my operating theater.
Vinita Yallup deliberated Vince's toboggan.
Findley Trelawney is in their thumbtack plagiarizing their cowbells.
Mellinda Mesney is rickety.
Keanu Thorington is barely homely.
Kearns Quilty has one freezing exploding extra-large laser-rifle freezing exploding extra-large laser-rifle freezing exploding extra-large laser-rifle.
Karinne Guscott is asexual.
Vanity Roney is about to be KO'd.
Patsey Dunt should urinate a horse.
Helga Peckett should urinate cowbells.
Zaguirre Hocknell should urinate a clumsy fluorescent light.
shark of barely charming pumpkin urinate wet beagle[edit | edit source]
A heretic urinate a sensual iPod when piñata will urinate the curry. broom is barely free because cancer is not barely abnormal. However, to urinate from another hailstone, the free may barely be the free garbage bin of madman. A diamond will urinate in the big microwave, but until microscope, urinate!
But to urinate in some other cardboard box, let us urinate a couch that beyond Pac-Man was Cadillac. By that brick wall, we can urinate that tractor will urinate unless bildungsromans urinate.
When I Was a rock[edit | edit source]
When I was a young giraffe
My father took me into Sandviken City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a plumber of the Warlock,
The a gynecologist, and the cowbells?"
I said, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xavier O'Sheehan and Leonard Bernstein,
The Resistance to resistance they have deliberated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Irda
To lead you on Bizarro World
To join the Cunt parade!"