Mad Libs/examples2
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The nunchucks minus the memos[edit | edit source]
It all started when a warning expelled a apple sauce. Then things got absorbent. The grue dried a MIDI controller then things got even more mysterious. Eventually absorbent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Kyle Broflovski. Made up of a vector field a fluff and stuff, vertigo and station wagon these four things would rise up and take down the evil nob. Their plan was to accentuate him in the anger then, while doing that, rescue the God from the lavish lava
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a daydream named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he rape to the zoot suit just to see the nunchucks. Suddenly he found that his street sign had turned absorbent. Soon he found himself flying into a showdown. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKING JUMP! fag named John Travolta who called himself the SHIT Mel Gibson, owned him in the forehead 0 times then said "It's 96oC here you FROG!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Icelandic Stephen Hawking was annihilated, thwacked over the head with a broom, uninvited to the party, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, infected with a computer virus, Raigeki'd, wasted by a big green semi truck, eliminated, Blue Shell'd, chased by 0 pedestrians, possessed, 999'd in the upside-down world, Nerf'd, Raigeki'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, vandalized, infiniban'd, hanged, zapped by infrared radiation, raped and killed, crushed into a cube, Final Smash'd, Surfed, eaten by 96 gators, transmogrified into a worm, 999'd in the upside-down world, pwnt to death, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, disassembled, lightning bolted, eaten by a Grue, rickroll'd, Zidane'd, Surfed, dehydrated, killed by your own Green Shell, erased, disembowelled, lightning bolted, put in the dishwasher, curbstomped, sworded, eaten by an Arachnee, SNAFU'd, and then suffocated in your farts. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Carew MacKillacky is sanctifying my earlobe.
Emmaline Prior is sanctifying 0 nunchucks.
Anjali Fretchwell is sanctifying Neil's couch.
Adna Larkman owned my magma.
Rube Quinlisk arrives my philosopher.
Aniss Hennerty arrives nunchucks.
Serretta Theodoreson owned my comma.
O'Bie Innie owned Amanda's truffle.
Poppy Aragan is in their flagella sanctifying their nunchucks.
Finn Uriell is hateful.
Undine Peachment is 100% moribund.
Carolinnah Vaux has one ballistic biological extra-large bow ballistic biological extra-large bow ballistic biological extra-large bow.
Yvonne O'Ronoo is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Quintus O'Faughnan is about to be annihilated.
Williams Ayler could rape a belt.
Farleigh Quinane could rape nunchucks.
Xander Lewington could rape a heterosexual diode.
petroglyph of 100% coruscating arctangent rape ugly hero[edit | edit source]
A death plane rape a abnormal cowboy when polyethylene will rape the lumberjack. option is 100% absorbent because answer is not 100% cosmic. However, to rape from another glue, the absorbent may 100% be the absorbent fiddle of potato masher. A mouse will rape in the pointless poodle, but until rickroll, rape!
But to rape in some other vulva, let us rape a cow that minus rake was Taahgaarxian. By that quickloader, we can rape that tit will rape unless disasters rape.
When I Was a pool table[edit | edit source]
When I was a young turtle
My father took me into Skellefteå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a coach of the Bishop,
The a conductor, and the nunchucks?"
I said, "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Waldo Yong and Benedict Arnold,
The Construction they have owned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gnosis
To lead you in Heaven
To join the Ass parade!"