Mad Libs/examples2
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The hub caps worth the petroglyphs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a showdown deliberated a codswallop. Then things got vast. The cutlass rioted a liquidation then things got even more unnatural. Eventually vast took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Matt Groening. Made up of a microscope a ice skate, blocked user and mouth these four things would rise up and take down the evil tit. Their plan was to urinate him in the alcohol then, while doing that, rescue the book from the sexy kumquat
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a fantasy named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he accentuate to the pie just to see the hub caps. Suddenly he found that his feng shui had turned vast. Soon he found himself flying into a dead flounder. When he landed, he died. Then a COCKSUCKER fag named Harry Potter who called himself the FUCK YOU Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, programmed him in the liver 0 times then said "It's 73oF here you PISSHOLE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Thracian Nelson Mandela was chased by 0 pedestrians, lol'd, stoned, pwnt, lol'd, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, excluded from the future, thwacked over the head with a broom, Nerf'd, yoinked, strangled by Homer, eradicated, huffed, rickroll'd, gutted, painted black, Bankrupted, Game Over'd, trapped without food or drink, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, kicked in the nuts, killed by your own Green Shell, dehydrated, outsmarted by a 5th grader, crucified, electric chair'd, thwomped, thwomped, disintegrated, drownded, stomped, hit by a car, planarly isolated, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), kicked in the nuts, put in the dryer, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, told to sit in the corner of a round room, lightsaber'd, SHOT, sacrificed by the Aztecs, chainsaw'd, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, crushed by Tetrominoes, and then owned. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Watt Eke is swallowing my Volkswagen.
Huw Warton is swallowing 0 hub caps.
Hallward Dumbreck is swallowing Noll's telephone.
Xander Norvel programmed my liquidation.
Isa Colk applauds my lobster.
Peta Darrington applauds hub caps.
Vance Jarvis programmed my algorithm.
Shequida Dewsbury programmed Mary Hayley's speaker.
Hailey Jory is in their hostel swallowing their hub caps.
Arlena Elvington is spontaneous.
Yetta Quillenane is compulsively pricey.
Quinten Dongan has one ballistic overpowered shiny ion-blaster ballistic overpowered shiny ion-blaster ballistic overpowered shiny ion-blaster.
Jackielou Inkster is gay.
Garri Lynn Uriell is about to be chased by 0 pedestrians.
Uranus Cleere can't accentuate a document.
Gael Shortgrave can't accentuate hub caps.
Irene Meveney can't accentuate a putrefying feng shui.
lasagna of compulsively wobbly arthritis accentuate incredible Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society[edit | edit source]
A vortex accentuate a unnatural elf when pervert will accentuate the baseball bat. knickknack is compulsively vast because cartoon is not compulsively retarded. However, to accentuate from another zebra, the vast may compulsively be the vast anchovies of dishwasher. A pine cone will accentuate in the raging Suzuki, but until igloo, accentuate!
But to accentuate in some other toaster, let us accentuate a vector field that worth dishwasher was reverse osmosis. By that chorus, we can accentuate that garbage bin will accentuate unless clitoriss accentuate.
When I Was a waffle[edit | edit source]
When I was a young hub cap
My father took me into Varberg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the an astronaut of the Witch Doctor,
The a lawyer, and the hub caps?"
I said, "rofl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Roseann O'Meeney and Peyton Manning,
The Pooping they have programmed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a canary with a scalpel
To lead you at Moe's Tavern
To join the Titty parade!"