Mad Libs/examples2
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The anvils besides the sacrifices[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Juffo-Wup proved a copypasta. Then things got forbidden. The chromosome cogitated a whereabouts then things got even more artificial. Eventually forbidden took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hugh Hefner. Made up of a linux a stampede, crab cake and macaroon these four things would rise up and take down the evil copypasta. Their plan was to negate him in the round house then, while doing that, rescue the grue from the vulgar hybrid engine
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Chuck Norris impersonator named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he eat to the rock just to see the anvils. Suddenly he found that his spermicide had turned forbidden. Soon he found himself flying into a lobby. When he landed, he died. Then a I'LL RAPE YOU fag named Angelina Jolie who called himself the CLIT Randy Savage, absorbed him in the DNA 0 times then said "It's 66oC here you HAIL SATAN!!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day German John Travolta was kicked in the nuts, lightning bolted, unresurrected, lol'd, sued by Viacom, thwomped, given drain bamage, bombed by terrorists, erased, strangled by Homer, Rick Roll'd, buried in homework, obliterated, sent packing, Red Shell'd, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, excluded from the future, transfigured, thwomped, eaten by 66 gators, sworded, checkmated, banned for 24 days, huffed, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, killed in the sixth book, Candy Crushed ™, shot...by cancer, turned off, found out, deported, hit by a car, drownded, curbstomped, timeshifted to Sept. 31, petrified, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, thwomped, pwnt, sued by Viacom, rickroll'd, put in the dishwasher, tasered for 0 minutes straight, and then forced to clear a minefield with a mallet. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Elvie Kingsnorth is modelling my booby.
Beverley Jane Yarwell is modelling 0 anvils.
Webber Lightwing is modelling Amie's can opener.
Yves Fagg absorbed my hadron.
Eagan O'Mulqueen shoots my Chuck Norris impersonator.
Patin Kudworth shoots anvils.
Nichelle Unworth absorbed my cowbell.
Emmit Edelsten absorbed Sloan's council of national reconstruction.
Anabel Yourell is in their buddy modelling their anvils.
Rollo Chouler is nonsensical.
Roslyn Enose is frostily mundane.
Iris Upcroft has one paralyzing double-ultra super megaphaser-dart gun paralyzing double-ultra super megaphaser-dart gun paralyzing double-ultra super megaphaser-dart gun.
Kathrina O'Tohill is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Mariona Zonneveld is about to be kicked in the nuts.
Shayla Lockie might not eat a broom.
Vivica Linnel might not eat anvils.
Xene Moses might not eat a cartilage duck.
bathtub of frostily contrived aeroplane eat nude person[edit | edit source]
A pumpkin eat a lifeless zyborg when Oldsmobile will eat the chisel. terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER is frostily forbidden because ribaldry is not frostily smug. However, to eat from another arccosine, the forbidden may frostily be the forbidden cuddly toy of fluorescent light. A lens will eat in the coruscating blocking policy, but until roundhouse kick, eat!
But to eat in some other sockpuppet, let us eat a suicidal lemming that besides riffraff was rape. By that Weltschmerz, we can eat that garbage bin will eat unless sceptres eat.
When I Was a General Tso's kitten[edit | edit source]
When I was a young engraving
My father took me into Kiruna City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the an astronaut of the Priest,
The a cameraman, and the anvils?"
I said, "1447!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Cornelia Vodden and Dracula,
The Wit they have absorbed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a horde of Warhammer players
To lead you in the Forest That Nobody Cares About
To join the Fuck parade!"