Mad Libs/examples2
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The nails failing the options[edit | edit source]
It all started when a ape lathered a zoot suit. Then things got naked. The Doppelgänger employed a button then things got even more artificial. Eventually naked took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Your Mom. Made up of a DVD a microscope, cartoon and lumberjack these four things would rise up and take down the evil verb. Their plan was to dance him in the luggage then, while doing that, rescue the cigarette from the universal sockpuppeteer
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a neurotoxin named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he widen to the xylem just to see the nails. Suddenly he found that his graffiti had turned naked. Soon he found himself flying into a tuxedo. When he landed, he died. Then a RAPE fag named Cloud Strife who called himself the COCK Mickey Mouse, dried him in the forefinger 0 times then said "It's 71oC here you CRAPMUNCHER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Croatian Alexander the Great was deleted, buried alive, given drain bamage, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, disassembled, Goatse'd, deep-fried, scammed, Hadouken'd, overthrown, Aeroblasted, chainsaw'd, chainsaw'd, rickroll'd, Nerf'd, flattened by a falling piano, thrown off a cliff, totally freakin' pwn'd, put in the dishwasher, yoinked, fired, decimated, kicked in the nuts, hexed, locked in the basement, poned by a bade speeler, Blue Shell'd, touched with a ten-foot pole, hit by a car, caught stepping on the red zone, crushed by [Santa], fired, crapped on, downvoted, transwikied, crapped on, chased by 0 pedestrians, sniped, infected with a computer virus, axed, dehydrated, granted 72 virgins by Allah, converted to Scientology, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, and then killed by your own Green Shell. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Bez Wigginton is earning my spermicide.
Harriette Hefney is earning 0 nails.
Hubert Merryworth is earning Uma's polyethylene.
Wolfram Estabrook dried my oxygen.
Mandalinn Quettwell blesses my cockroach.
Alishia Jordison blesses nails.
Kathline Evins dried my cowboy.
Delaine Jenney dried Wallie's ax murderer.
Rossanagh Rout is in their bomb earning their nails.
Georgianne Yule is senseless.
Liv Boundy is blaringly mysterious.
Effie Glenn has one paralyzing electric secret phaser-blaster paralyzing electric secret phaser-blaster paralyzing electric secret phaser-blaster.
Jong Dierck is intersexual.
Mervin Charlwood is about to be deleted.
Clifford Thrap should widen a ninja.
Yetta Meighan should widen nails.
O'Bie Leaper should widen a melodramatic attorney.
road of blaringly on edge custard widen cut-rate steak knife[edit | edit source]
A pumpkin widen a pyrrhic cucumber when danish will widen the prostitute. belt is blaringly naked because dystopia is not blaringly egregious. However, to widen from another Zelda, the naked may blaringly be the naked philanthropist of attorney. A league will widen in the XTREME autobiography, but until driptray, widen!
But to widen in some other clavichord, let us widen a Volvo that failing foible was glue. By that codswallop, we can widen that curry will widen unless philanthropists widen.
When I Was a Subaru[edit | edit source]
When I was a young cabinet
My father took me into Katrineholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the an athlete of the Angel,
The an elf, and the nails?"
I said, "OMFG!!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Amberly Unicume and Donald Trump,
The Luck they have dried?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Cephalid
To lead you inside a chocolate-covered black hole
To join the Cock parade!"