Mad Libs/examples2

flammable riffraff/racket1

Important: If you admonish less than 11% satisfied with this minecart, you may be common for a opaque bomb.

The sheep alongside the diamonds

It all started when a journalist pwned a clock. Then things got flammable. The milk wanked a lipmusic then things got even more colossal. Eventually flammable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Arnold Schwarzenegger. Made up of a diesel engine a horse, bollocks and home theater system these four things would rise up and take down the evil padlock. Their plan was to geld him in the bollocks then, while doing that, rescue the thumbtack from the erudite dystopia

Flying Scots

There was once a Geiger counter named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he burninate to the serial blanker just to see the sheep. Suddenly he found that his rocket had turned flammable. Soon he found himself flying into a cigarette. When he landed, he died. Then a CUNT fag named Joseph Stalin who called himself the DIPSHIT Adolf Hitler, swallowed him in the elbow 0 times then said "It's 89^oF here you HOLY DUMB FUCK!"

death

One day Gambian Jesus Christ was skewer'd, infiniban'd, erased, Fucking Killed™, sold for scrap metal, Red Shell'd, tried as a witch, kicked into next week, bombed out, dissected, stoned, QVFD'd, trapped without food or drink, flattened by a falling piano, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), crapped on, fragged, planarly isolated, possessed, Flamethrower'd, sent to detention, thrown off a cliff, ninja'd, lol'd, KO'd, gutted, condemned, outsmarted by a 5th grader, banned from the internet, petrified, sold for scrap metal, Red Shell'd, bombed by terrorists, 999'd in the upside-down world, flushed down, down, down, buried alive, Flamethrower'd, finished, pwnt, locked in the basement, SNAFU'd, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, fired, and then totally freakin' pwn'd. The End.

people

Yvrose Jory is curing my peach.

Pandora Voter is curing 0 sheep.

Oriole Weymes is curing John-Luke's rucksack.

Walls Rudden swallowed my forest.

Marcela Izzard annoys my anvil.

Yvonne Sarah Gillon annoys sheep.

Enae Nevell swallowed my hideout.

Marcelina Norgate swallowed Erin's death.

Donnie Zonneveld is in their rabbit curing their sheep.

Quincey Galletley is buffoon-like.

Xandra Byington is mercilessly throbbing.

Erna Elderwell has one paralyzing double-ultra super megaphoton-musket paralyzing double-ultra super megaphoton-musket paralyzing double-ultra super megaphoton-musket.

Mitzi Harford is intersexual.

Freddee Roseman is about to be skewer'd.

Brigette Edgeway might not burninate a alligator.

Hiller Orriss might not burninate sheep.

Abbey Jai Jowett might not burninate a impressive terrorist.

babboon butt of mercilessly demoralizing banana penguin burninate Pastafarian leaking roof

A bingo burninate a pricey aeroplane when hotel will burninate the homology. vomit is mercilessly flammable because chessboard is not mercilessly ambiguous. However, to burninate from another faceplant, the flammable may mercilessly be the flammable pumpkin of hot dog. A ectoplasm will burninate in the pricey icicle, but until yellow submarine, burninate!

But to burninate in some other template, let us burninate a titty that alongside bear was fluorescent light. By that rubber duck, we can burninate that nob will burninate unless hoses burninate.

When I Was a exit sign

When I was a young forest

My father took me into Härnösand City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a pornstar of the Paladin,

The a mailman, and the sheep?"

I said, "1227!!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Sophie Vuncombe and Cat the Colourful,

The Will they have swallowed?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Vandal

To lead you behind you

To join the Wanker parade!"

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