Mad Libs/examples2
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The mugs absent the operating theaters[edit | edit source]
It all started when a REM destroyed a sock. Then things got despicable. The sockpuppet of an unregistered user deceived a claptrap then things got even more idiotic. Eventually despicable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jerry Fallwell. Made up of a bistro a camera, Mitsubishi and milquetoast these four things would rise up and take down the evil neurotoxin. Their plan was to hack & slash him in the padlock then, while doing that, rescue the chump from the senseless toothpick
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a houseplant named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he hack, slash, & burn to the toaster just to see the mugs. Suddenly he found that his muff had turned despicable. Soon he found himself flying into a liquid goo. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITFACE fag named Sean Connery who called himself the FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER Fidel Castro, assassinated him in the ovary 0 times then said "It's 93oC here you INBRED!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Kazakh Jim Carrey was forced to eat shit, defeated, banned from the internet, removed from the game, sent to Pluto, killed by your own Green Shell, pissed on, killed in the sixth book, thrown into the fire pit, devoured by crocodiles, Aeroblasted, hit for 6, smothered, BALEETED, burninated, lightsaber'd, stoned, SHOT, kicked into next week, Bankrupted, condemned, WOODBURNINATED , electric chair'd, yoinked, cheated on, pissed on, totally freakin' pwn'd, vindicated, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, caught in a landslide, dipped in acid, death trapped by JigSaw, incinerated, hit for 6, tried as a witch, dipped in acid, granted 72 virgins by Allah, Surfed, hexed, timeshifted to Sept. 31, forced to eat shit, turned off, flushed down, down, down, timeshifted to Sept. 31, and then skewer'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Margaret Ann Nutkins is modelling my critter.
Call Fitzsimmons is modelling 0 mugs.
Gentry Temsworth is modelling Frederic's prostitute.
Samette Byers assassinated my graffiti.
Khristina James arranges my Pontiac.
Linna Aberdour arranges mugs.
Quinten Ingall assassinated my read-only memory.
Willis Ledger assassinated Paulet's Kodak.
Sandrina Yeaxlee is in their ox modelling their mugs.
Xenia Royal is ridiculous.
Venessa Neville is habitually nail-biting.
Ileana Churton has one deadly exploding extra-large ion-dart gun deadly exploding extra-large ion-dart gun deadly exploding extra-large ion-dart gun.
Melissa Grimmer is bisexual.
Geneva Benson is about to be forced to eat shit.
Lerderin Zuttah shall not hack, slash, & burn a death.
San Lahart shall not hack, slash, & burn mugs.
Jacklin Woodlock shall not hack, slash, & burn a contrived feces.
armpit hair of habitually megalomaniacal huffed kitten hack, slash, & burn XTREME kitten pot pie[edit | edit source]
A factoid hack, slash, & burn a jocular infinity when classified document will hack, slash, & burn the number. question mark is habitually despicable because harpsichord is not habitually jocular. However, to hack, slash, & burn from another chromosome, the despicable may habitually be the despicable queen bee of ad. A cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal will hack, slash, & burn in the depressed cigarette, but until Dunmer, hack, slash, & burn!
But to hack, slash, & burn in some other blasphemy, let us hack, slash, & burn a ovary that absent bridge was stool sample. By that blender, we can hack, slash, & burn that skyscraper will hack, slash, & burn unless equestrians hack, slash, & burn.
When I Was a Pontiac[edit | edit source]
When I was a young liquidation
My father took me into Mora City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a rock god of the Shaman,
The a urinal sweeper, and the mugs?"
I said, "FGSFDS"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yulanda Allingham and Darth Tater,
The Bow Skill they have assassinated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Lich
To lead you in Castle Greyscale
To join the Motherfuck parade!"