Mad Libs/examples2

raging squid/queen9

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The moccasins at the mailboxes

It all started when a kumquat optimised a mug. Then things got raging. The mycobacterium discombobulated a milk then things got even more shitty. Eventually raging took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Johann Sebastian Bach. Made up of a button a reindeer, blender and muffinface these four things would rise up and take down the evil sarcophagus. Their plan was to rebel him in the cartridge then, while doing that, rescue the giraffe from the offensive arccosine

Flying Scots

There was once a dystopia named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he obliterate to the clavicle just to see the moccasins. Suddenly he found that his liquidation had turned raging. Soon he found himself flying into a couch. When he landed, he died. Then a FELCHMONKEY fag named Bill Gates who called himself the DAMN Bob Saget, crystallised him in the pineal gland 0 times then said "It's 93^oC here you SAGGY TITS!"

death

One day Norwegian Darth Vader was told to sit in the corner of a round room, devoured by crocodiles, abducted, chainsaw'd, burninated, granted 72 virgins by Allah, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, caught stepping on the red zone, left behind while the world was ending, given drain bamage, put in the dishwasher, sent to Pluto, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, caught in a temporal paradox, huffed, buried in homework, torn apart, sliced by a falling icicle, erased, crapped on, locked in the basement, trapped without food or drink, planarly isolated, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, wasted by a big green semi truck, terminated, End Task'd, ambushed by 0 n00bs, regurgitated, Blue Shell'd, caught in a temporal paradox, Fucking Killed™, condemned, buried alive, recycled, devoured by crocodiles, infected with a computer virus, Nerf'd, yoinked, spammed, fragged, deep-fried, made into a strange Internet fad, assassinated, and then Blue Shell'd. The End.

people

Emmeline Angwin is rinsing my grue.

Vance Horsforth is rinsing 0 moccasins.

Andrew John Hendra is rinsing Yonina's arthritis.

Barry Quinnelly crystallised my sockpuppet.

Narbeh Navin insults my article.

Kirstyn Goodhew insults moccasins.

Eartha Zabel crystallised my governor.

Quintus Stripp crystallised Emileeta's leash.

Octavia O'Brollaghain is in their egg rinsing their moccasins.

Winton Reede is bare.

Alba Whiterent is brazenly hideous.

Zackes Zala has one freezing prototype revolver freezing prototype revolver freezing prototype revolver.

Kassee Jobe is gay.

Sheldon Newton is about to be told to sit in the corner of a round room.

Hooker Quinlish might not obliterate a piñata.

Derren Napthon might not obliterate moccasins.

Iline Lydicutt might not obliterate a medieval oil.

big top of brazenly nail-biting graffiti obliterate unnatural featherbed

A apple obliterate a medieval encyclopedia when baby will obliterate the zombiebaron. newspaper is brazenly raging because hero is not brazenly quick. However, to obliterate from another Uncyclopedian, the raging may brazenly be the raging zipper of riffraff. A Minolta will obliterate in the furry featherbed, but until horse, obliterate!

But to obliterate in some other television, let us obliterate a codswallop that at sheep was lumberjack. By that serial blanker, we can obliterate that cable will obliterate unless gamelans obliterate.

When I Was a antibody

When I was a young philosopher

My father took me into Nybro City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a conductor of the Bishop,

The an elf, and the moccasins?"

I said, "liek omg wut?"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Anaida Zender and Bill Bailey,

The Critical Hits they have crystallised?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Kvetch

To lead you in Castle Greyskull

To join the Cock parade!"

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