Mad Libs/examples2

oblivious hairball/osteoporosis2

Important: If you terrorize less than 45% satisfied with this air conditioner, you may be natural for a absorbent igloo.

The bags of cement as the gas tanks

It all started when a terracotta earned a Pac-Man. Then things got oblivious. The hailstone sniffed a infinity then things got even more emo. Eventually oblivious took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Michael Jackson. Made up of a dog house a feces, person with a shotgun and band these four things would rise up and take down the evil beagle. Their plan was to steal him in the option then, while doing that, rescue the elephant from the impressive council of national reconstruction

Flying Scots

There was once a clavicle named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he subvocalise to the bevel just to see the bags of cement. Suddenly he found that his potato masher had turned oblivious. Soon he found himself flying into a mandate. When he landed, he died. Then a PISS OFF MY ASS fag named Mickey Mouse who called himself the ASSHAT Megatron, bamboozled him in the thyroid 0 times then said "It's 14^oF here you ASS!"

death

One day Zairean Adolf Hitler was devoured by crocodiles, imploded, terminated, removed from the game, killed half-to-death twice, lol'd, hanged, given drain bamage, deported, tasered for 0 minutes straight, lightning bolted, disassembled, hit by a wrecking ball, lol'd, totally freakin' pwn'd, poisoned, granted 72 virgins by Allah, de1337ed, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, hit by a wrecking ball, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, decimated, made into a strange Internet fad, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, condemned, detonated, WOODBURNINATED , shanked, trapped under a glass dome, Blue Shell'd, infiniban'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, tarred and feathered, made into a strange Internet fad, forced to eat shit, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, deported, drawn and quartered, Red Shell'd, hexed, hit by a wrecking ball, uninvited to the party, dipped in acid, 999'd in the upside-down world, and then fired. The End.

people

Michelle Dacy is destroying my fat.

Dodd Peterson is destroying 0 bags of cement.

Laorenda Isbell is destroying Peter-Henry's brand.

Frannie Aidy bamboozled my puffery.

Ivory Huggler appears my lowbrow.

Eddie Goram appears bags of cement.

Fairlay Zouche bamboozled my earlobe.

Alva Tesky bamboozled Dalli's ape.

Vinnie Queale is in their chessboard destroying their bags of cement.

Floris Kevingpenny is white.

Ardella Linferd is crazily incompetent.

Phineas Lett has one radioactive pirate-zip gun radioactive pirate-zip gun radioactive pirate-zip gun.

Yazzie Vance is intersexual.

Hadley Sliney is about to be devoured by crocodiles.

Xavier Hening might subvocalise a tong.

Lauralena Zouche might subvocalise bags of cement.

Xene Rumbilow might subvocalise a megalomaniacal soundboard.

titty of crazily cute aviator subvocalise overwrought ad

A holster subvocalise a abnormal buffalo when toothpick will subvocalise the sheep. Volvo is crazily oblivious because juice is not crazily white. However, to subvocalise from another liquidation, the oblivious may crazily be the oblivious pool of dog. A airplane will subvocalise in the throbbing bathtub, but until extension cord, subvocalise!

But to subvocalise in some other factoid, let us subvocalise a riverbank that as cob was meep. By that ox, we can subvocalise that anchovies will subvocalise unless death planes subvocalise.

When I Was a freedom fighter

When I was a young mug

My father took me into Växjö City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a quarterback of the God,

The a NASCAR driver, and the bags of cement?"

I said, "u suk fag"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Vander Rackliffe and Ian Paisley,

The Max FP they have bamboozled?

Because one day, I'll leave you a rain of knives

To lead you at Gotthard Pass

To join the Ass parade!"

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