Mad Libs/examples2
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The babies across the clones[edit | edit source]
It all started when a skyscraper moccasinified a ice skate. Then things got slutty. The raccoon rinsed a hadron then things got even more lifeless. Eventually slutty took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jerry Jackson. Made up of a armpit hair a Aspergers, hitman and chessboard these four things would rise up and take down the evil fountain. Their plan was to navigate him in the lumber then, while doing that, rescue the fib from the lavish ape
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a flap named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he add to the homology just to see the babies. Suddenly he found that his tube had turned slutty. Soon he found himself flying into a PINGA. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKHEAD fag named Chairman Mao who called himself the WANK Captain Obvious, blessed him in the acne 0 times then said "It's 20oC here you RICK MORANIS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Syrian John Travolta was lol'd, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, executed by snu-snu, crapped on, crapped on, pwnt, stoned, downvoted, cheated on, beef jerkified, Bankrupted, SHOT, Rick Roll'd, put in the dishwasher, KO'd, tackled, unresurrected, framed, Hadouken'd, crucified, scammed, reverted, scammed, Goatse'd, fired by your boss, overthrown, bought for a dollar, transfigured, ASPLODE'd, Eye Beam'd, checkmated, fired, screwed, crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, WOODBURNINATED , lightsaber'd, kicked into next week, compressed into a single point, chased by 0 pedestrians, sent to detention, abducted, deep-fried, and then outsmarted by a 5th grader. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Freda Upston is litigating my chiffon.
Ferdinanda Quenborough is litigating 0 babies.
Hadia Gagen is litigating Ann Elizabeth's lens.
Shaniqua Zouche blessed my fire hydrant.
[insert given name here] Desborough defies my sarcoma.
Melinda Mary Polesworth defies babies.
Maisy Haile blessed my tyrant.
Laurissa Holywell blessed Peter's website.
Reade Nash is in their meep litigating their babies.
Fredricka Cullimore is trusty.
Iljana Bothaway is rudely mediocre.
Shaz Zorn has one poisonous exploding bow poisonous exploding bow poisonous exploding bow.
Fredericka Applebie is genderqueer.
Connely Blanchvill is about to be lol'd.
Karoline Pagitt may add a anger.
Olathe Underhay may add babies.
Worth Fogarty may add a contagious CD.
codswallop of rudely defensive carriage add shaky fluorescent light[edit | edit source]
A mad axe-murderer add a no-frills rabbit when star will add the critter. kitten is rudely slutty because nexus is not rudely absorbent. However, to add from another beach ball, the slutty may rudely be the slutty salad fork of ban. A Wii will add in the well-to-do cigarette, but until Kodak, add!
But to add in some other PlayStation, let us add a lucky bastard that across gas tank was can opener. By that tempest, we can add that flan will add unless ostrich eggs add.
When I Was a cigarette[edit | edit source]
When I was a young rope
My father took me into Boden City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a pilot of the Angel,
The a judge, and the babies?"
I said, "lol, jk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Marly Guerney and Dracula,
The Critical Hits they have blessed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Canadian mousse
To lead you in Yourspace
To join the Homo parade!"