Mad Libs/examples2
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The toasters under the boats[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bank robbery reduced a Green Lantern ring. Then things got baffling. The bridge crystallized a blender then things got even more rapturous. Eventually baffling took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Michael Moore. Made up of a tomato a pastry, hovel and Subaru these four things would rise up and take down the evil lucky bastard. Their plan was to earn him in the gamelan then, while doing that, rescue the snake from the ill-bred cuddly toy
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a gamelan named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he w00t to the bat just to see the toasters. Suddenly he found that his Pyrex had turned baffling. Soon he found himself flying into a bridge. When he landed, he died. Then a SEX fag named Rob Liefeld who called himself the TACO Queen Elizabeth II, wanked him in the middle finger 0 times then said "It's 5oF here you [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here]!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Mauritanian Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur was decimated, erased, defeated, scammed, ASPLODE'd, huffed, Green Shell'd, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, cheated on, Blue Screen of Death'd, painted black, Eye Beam'd, nuked, caught by an ant-lion, recycled, h4xx0rd, infiniban'd, VFD'd, deleted, caught stepping on the red zone, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), smothered, annihilated, disembowelled, ambushed by 0 n00bs, Green Shell'd, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, chased by 0 pedestrians, caught stepping on the red zone, BALEETED, obliterated, sold for scrap metal, vandalized, overthrown, hexed, transfigured, SNAFU'd, buried alive, wasted by a big green semi truck, cheated on, nuked, stoned, regurgitated, thwomped, and then planarly isolated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Emanuele Kennell is ablating my riffraff.
Berrice Quernley is ablating 0 toasters.
Kathi Cutbush is ablating Jewel's hotel.
Toby Murrayfield wanked my guillotine.
Tevi Spruce breaks my milk.
Becke Upjohn breaks toasters.
Tyrelle Elliss wanked my hotdog waffle.
Gail Suzanne Garthson wanked Quinny's furry.
Kourtnee Jillings is in their jelly ablating their toasters.
Trevino Querrington is ineffective.
Gertrude Bywell is insufficiently smug.
Ulysses Garvie has one useless indestructible rough photon-flamethrower useless indestructible rough photon-flamethrower useless indestructible rough photon-flamethrower.
Wilkins Herbert is suffering from TITS & DICKS Tourette's.
Oribell Cotford is about to be decimated.
Wendy Jannet may not w00t a quickloader.
Nerissa Conisford may not w00t toasters.
Jed Vials may not w00t a cheery alpaca sandwich.
Tanner Thompson of insufficiently booming governor w00t laughable Olula[edit | edit source]
A glucose w00t a XTREME monkey when engraving will w00t the homology. Uncyclopedian is insufficiently baffling because octohedron is not insufficiently ridiculous. However, to w00t from another lighting, the baffling may insufficiently be the baffling Minolta of philanthropist. A centrifuge will w00t in the smug Taahgaarxian, but until swimsuit, w00t!
But to w00t in some other advert, let us w00t a Zelda that under broadsword was deity of personal preference. By that philanthropist, we can w00t that guide to appealing blocks will w00t unless tongs w00t.
When I Was a guacamole[edit | edit source]
When I was a young fiddle
My father took me into Hallstahammar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a nurse of the Witch Doctor,
The a NASCAR driver, and the toasters?"
I said, "SAGE"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Posy Tustain and Dr. Phil,
The Ice Resistance they have wanked?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Duffelpud
To lead you at college
To join the Titty parade!"