Mad Libs/examples2
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The salad forks inside the homotopies[edit | edit source]
It all started when a vomit dried a octohedron. Then things got oozing. The octopus expelled a redwood then things got even more living. Eventually oozing took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Homer Simpson. Made up of a pine cone a big top, xylophone and corset these four things would rise up and take down the evil pumpkin. Their plan was to prove him in the skull then, while doing that, rescue the plastic from the joyful VCR
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a pile of flaming horse feces named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he hurt to the bowling ball just to see the salad forks. Suddenly he found that his imitation fake vomit had turned oozing. Soon he found himself flying into a can opener. When he landed, he died. Then a ASS fag named John Travolta who called himself the BUTTFUCKER Khan Noonien Singh, deliberated him in the dead skin cell 0 times then said "It's 31oF here you GIVING HEAD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Nigerian Jack Daniels was killed half-to-death twice, crushed by [Santa], trapped under a glass dome, thwomped, drownded, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, raped and killed, caught in a landslide, BALEETED, evicted, caught by an ant-lion, deep-fried, BENSONATED, trapped without food or drink, hexed, flattened by a falling piano, made into a strange Internet fad, kicked to the curb, huffed, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, killed by your own Green Shell, banned from the internet, sliced by a falling icicle, made into a strange Internet fad, crushed by [Santa], bombed by terrorists, sent to detention, torch'd, crushed into a cube, Red Shell'd, petrified, covered in tar and feathers, axed, pushed off the Empire State Building, smothered, deep-fried, flattened by a falling piano, Ice Beamed, sent packing, sent to detention, cancelled, defeated, imploded, removed from the game, and then evicted. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Ellwood Stuart is lolling my stormcloud.
Ginnie Zebedee is lolling 0 salad forks.
Debbra Utton is lolling Fairfax's peanut.
Eldrian Farnan deliberated my button.
Xavier Hyington backs up my ballroom.
Paley Narracott backs up salad forks.
Cathrin Yoll deliberated my lucky bastard.
Franks Asbeck deliberated Kelby's algorithm.
Jae Quinney is in their option lolling their salad forks.
Daina Yarworth is emaciated.
Stacie Easter is merely yellow-bellied.
Kendrian Tawesson has one poisonous electric grenade-launcher poisonous electric grenade-launcher poisonous electric grenade-launcher.
Prime Orchardson is suffering from HELL Tourette's.
Ozella Raine is about to be killed half-to-death twice.
Orabel O'Lunn should hurt a sceptre.
Dayle Queelty should hurt salad forks.
Kahan Mullerick should hurt a emancipated US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet.
needle of merely erudite blender hurt fake pile of crap[edit | edit source]
A etching hurt a posh tofu when caterer will hurt the hub cap. buddy is merely oozing because lucky bastard is not merely hopeless. However, to hurt from another ten-foot pole, the oozing may merely be the oozing website of Volkswagen. A potato masher will hurt in the erotic tong, but until t-shirt, hurt!
But to hurt in some other xylophone, let us hurt a bomb that inside blanket was Texas toast. By that sockpuppet of an unregistered user, we can hurt that random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets will hurt unless pies hurt.
When I Was a kitten pot pie[edit | edit source]
When I was a young eel
My father took me into Arvika City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a urinal sweeper of the Priest,
The a gynecologist, and the salad forks?"
I said, "OMFG!!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Reade Killilea and Fatty Arbuckle,
The Max BP they have deliberated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gog
To lead you at Moe's Tavern
To join the Cockmongler parade!"