Mad Libs/examples2
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The moccasins plus the bathtubs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Aspergers expelled a quickloader. Then things got joyful. The library bamboozled a sceptre then things got even more oozing. Eventually joyful took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named John Travolta. Made up of a hero a glycerin, dongle and codswallop these four things would rise up and take down the evil anything. Their plan was to degender him in the lockpick then, while doing that, rescue the bildungsroman from the sanguine arctangent
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a xylem named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he burglarise to the titty just to see the moccasins. Suddenly he found that his ampere had turned joyful. Soon he found himself flying into a bamboo. When he landed, he died. Then a DAMN fag named Stephen Sondheim who called himself the FELCHMONKEY Link, ablated him in the left buttock 0 times then said "It's 3oC here you SON OF A BITCH!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Turkmen George Washington was terminated, Green Shell'd, bombed by terrorists, VFD'd, covered in tar and feathers, decapitated, possessed, given drain bamage, erased, SHOT, vindicated, painted black, regurgitated, de1337ed, rickroll'd, regurgitated, transfigured, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, made into a strange Internet fad, vandalized, Red Shell'd, poisoned, screwed, converted to Scientology, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), locked in the basement, sent to the Day of Lavos, disembowelled, vandalized, laid to rest, framed, fragged, reverted, flattened by a falling piano, poisoned, left behind while the world was ending, downvoted, Raigeki'd, eradicated, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Death Note'd, zapped by infrared radiation, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, stoned, and then pushed off the Empire State Building. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Wayne Anthony Uppington is deceiving my mitten.
Rose Riddleworth is deceiving 0 moccasins.
Yvonne Sarah Bilborough is deceiving Walker's high-powered laser rifle.
Rickie Lee Quinton ablated my cob.
Vannie Newth yawns my castle.
Shea Lennie yawns moccasins.
Ulysses Jane ablated my Mazda.
Polly Nellewell ablated Gade's sonk.
Dalston Arden is in their octopus deceiving their moccasins.
Faustina Zebedee is sexy.
Fergie Humble is hatefully infectious.
Wilkins Zabel has one useless exploding laser-dart gun useless exploding laser-dart gun useless exploding laser-dart gun.
Giselle Cressy is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Uma Yonger is about to be terminated.
Bliss Blandford shouldn't burglarise a attack page.
Tysean Joynt shouldn't burglarise moccasins.
Woodley Denning shouldn't burglarise a exotic aviator.
cancer of hatefully sheer zombiebaron burglarise heterosexual oddball[edit | edit source]
A nostalgia burglarise a hairless read-only memory when boat will burglarise the Wii. mammary gland is hatefully joyful because muff is not hatefully slutty. However, to burglarise from another conspiracy, the joyful may hatefully be the joyful geometric elephant of search engine. A copyist will burglarise in the wobbly document, but until dot, burglarise!
But to burglarise in some other oxygen, let us burglarise a riverbank that plus blanket was stormcloud. By that diesel engine, we can burglarise that microwave will burglarise unless lobbys burglarise.
When I Was a pool ball[edit | edit source]
When I was a young clavichord
My father took me into Köping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a n00b of the Witch Doctor,
The a maid, and the moccasins?"
I said, "fagget"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xerces Ashe and Sal Fasano,
The Age they have ablated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an angry mob of soccer moms
To lead you in Castle Greyscale
To join the Shit parade!"