Mad Libs/examples2
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The anvils under the hybrid engines[edit | edit source]
It all started when a infinity quantified a glucose. Then things got exotic. The deviant employed a huffed page then things got even more loyal. Eventually exotic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named DaniPine3. Made up of a snake a oven, terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER and hairball these four things would rise up and take down the evil Mitsubishi. Their plan was to legislate him in the pea soup then, while doing that, rescue the truffle
from the demoralizing gasoline
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a sarcophagus named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he cry to the daydream just to see the anvils. Suddenly he found that his meep had turned exotic. Soon he found himself flying into a bildungsroman. When he landed, he died. Then a EMO fag named Stephen Hawking who called himself the POMMIE Margaret Thatcher, blessed him in the metatarsal 0 times then said "It's 46oF here you FUCK OFF!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day South African Hugo Chávez was found out, caught in a landslide, Green Shell'd, ASPLODE'd, axed, ninja'd, screwed, QVFD'd, petrified, crushed into a cube, trapped without food or drink, eaten by 46 gators, put in the dishwasher, removed from the game, petrified, given drain bamage, Bankrupted, Candy Crushed ™, torn apart, exterminated, detonated, BENSONATED, kicked in the nuts, stung by mosquitoes, stung by mosquitoes, sent to the Day of Lavos, transwikied, obliterated, kicked into next week, disenchanted, mowed, covered in tar and feathers, locked in the basement, touched with a ten-foot pole, eaten by a Grue, drawn and quartered, sent to the Day of Lavos, touched with a ten-foot pole, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, vandalized, caught stepping on the red zone, VFD'd, sold for scrap metal, locked in the basement, and then regurgitated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Nehemiah Kneath is sanctifying my Tanner Thompson.
Glenda Grenwell is sanctifying 0 anvils.
Xanther Udall is sanctifying Lisa Nicole's pear.
Misty Ewels blessed my operating theater.
Joanne Fay Addison insults my cowboy.
Dino O'Tooher insults anvils.
Yana Gormley blessed my Subaru.
Yaffa Jerry blessed Woodward's pile of crap.
Ella Bleu Kissane is in their house sanctifying their anvils.
Verena Goodenough is nail-biting.
Xanther Fearncombe is rudely mirthful.
Allegra Nixson has one poisonous exploding heavy photon-grenade-launcher poisonous exploding heavy photon-grenade-launcher poisonous exploding heavy photon-grenade-launcher.
Xene Gobbett is unfunny.
Foster Virgin is about to be found out.
Milligan Hackwell can cry a huffed kitten.
Ritch Jamswell can cry anvils.
Xerces Farwell can cry a barbarous God.
hailstone of rudely dark tempest cry pyrrhic holster[edit | edit source]
A milquetoast cry a luminous l33t h4x0r when ribaldry will cry the cheval-de-frise. bear is rudely exotic because dog house is not rudely supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. However, to cry from another gymnasium, the exotic may rudely be the exotic tire of iPod. A ramen noodle will cry in the dark raid, but until extension cord, cry!
But to cry in some other whip, let us cry a skyscraper that under brisket was speaker. By that lobster, we can cry that peanut will cry unless harpsichords cry.
When I Was a osteoporosis[edit | edit source]
When I was a young space
My father took me into Karlshamn City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a secretary of the Warlock,
The a professional, and the anvils?"
I said, "i pwnz u"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Kristyl Zabel and Gordon Brown,
The Max SP they have blessed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a russian communist jew
To lead you behind you
To join the Goddamn parade!"