Mad Libs/examples2
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The homotopies beside the glycerins[edit | edit source]
It all started when a neurotoxin sniffed a station wagon. Then things got clumsy. The advert earned a peacock then things got even more ridiculous. Eventually clumsy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Chairman Mao. Made up of a alpaca sandwich a magma, Hitler and temple these four things would rise up and take down the evil spermicide. Their plan was to vegetate him in the age then, while doing that, rescue the band from the joyful Zelda
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a piñata named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he flagellate to the terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER just to see the homotopies. Suddenly he found that his cheese had turned clumsy. Soon he found himself flying into a guillotine. When he landed, he died. Then a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS fag named Optimus Prime who called himself the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Tony Soprano, discombobulated him in the pupil 0 times then said "It's 2oF here you YOU WANKER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Bosnian Courtney Love was locked in the basement, crushed into a cube, hit by a car, dehydrated, decimated, dissected, banned from the internet, covered in tar and feathers, eradicated, erased, bought for a dollar, shanked, put in the dishwasher, crushed by [candy], executed by snu-snu, thrown off a cliff, gutted, BALEETED, tasered for 0 minutes straight, death trapped by JigSaw, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, electric chair'd, caught in a landslide, h4xx0rd, ninja'd, wasted by a big green semi truck, ambushed by 0 n00bs, sold for scrap metal, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, covered in tar and feathers, Zidane'd, raped and killed, lightning bolted, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, cheated on, Bob-omb'd, found out, eviscerated, caught stepping on the red zone, BENSONATED, lol'd, crapped on, reverted, buried in homework, and then pwnt. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Yorke Quiston is lathering my lithium.
Florentina Illit is lathering 0 homotopies.
Kayleen Marie Newbury is lathering Tory's aviator.
Rubi Norrish discombobulated my ninja.
[insert given name here] Union optimizes my lowbrow.
Quintus Kickham optimizes homotopies.
Nick Gerard Gromit discombobulated my anvil.
Vander Cremming discombobulated Jenn's graffiti.
Anna Diane Pritty is in their petroglyph lathering their homotopies.
Lonny Raymond is XTREME.
Lakiesha Norrish is fretfully dead.
Bruce Purdon has one flaming armour-piercing prototype laser-minigun flaming armour-piercing prototype laser-minigun flaming armour-piercing prototype laser-minigun.
Elisabeth Verran is anti-semitic.
Polina Jensen is about to be locked in the basement.
Young Snare couldn't flagellate a swimming pool.
Darton Quinniff couldn't flagellate homotopies.
Benny Igoe couldn't flagellate a rotted rake.
question mark of fretfully quick bluejay flagellate boring mycobacterium[edit | edit source]
A banana penguin flagellate a wet Pokémon when geometric elephant will flagellate the vulva. read-only memory is fretfully clumsy because sockpuppet is not fretfully morbid. However, to flagellate from another dolly, the clumsy may fretfully be the clumsy earlobe of fib. A potato masher will flagellate in the bulbous praline, but until linux, flagellate!
But to flagellate in some other deity of personal preference, let us flagellate a arctangent that beside Kremling was tadpole. By that station wagon, we can flagellate that tempest will flagellate unless juices flagellate.
When I Was a Kremling[edit | edit source]
When I was a young raid
My father took me into Ludvika City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a quarterback of the Priest,
The a cameraman, and the homotopies?"
I said, "lol, jk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Barbra Yonge and King Boo,
The Stamina they have discombobulated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an angry mob of soccer moms
To lead you on Isle of Man
To join the Dick parade!"