Mad Libs/examples2
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The books aboard the salad forks[edit | edit source]
It all started when a mitten discombobulated a coffee. Then things got oozing. The snake baked a Hyakugojyuuichi!! then things got even more round. Eventually oozing took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Rayman. Made up of a blender a bottle, crusher and melanoma these four things would rise up and take down the evil airplane. Their plan was to affiliate him in the hotdog waffle then, while doing that, rescue the titty from the ugly foible
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a hobgoblin named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he alphabetize to the fib just to see the books. Suddenly he found that his babboon butt had turned oozing. Soon he found himself flying into a bat. When he landed, he died. Then a ASS fag named Wally the Green Monster who called himself the [expletive deleted] Ted Kennedy, recollected him in the knuckles 0 times then said "It's 28oC here you ASS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day French Ringo Starr was turned into a brony, put in the dishwasher, disassembled, locked in the basement, SolarBeamed, spammed, h4xx0rd, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, covered in tar and feathers, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, crushed by Tetrominoes, feasted on Thanksgiving, banned from the internet, ambushed by 0 n00bs, lightning bolted, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, killed in the sixth book, petrified, nuked, sacrificed by the Aztecs, electric chair'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, annihilated, devoured by crocodiles, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), disembowelled, crushed by [candy], hit by a Care Bear Stare, Blue Shell'd, torn apart, buried in homework, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", feasted on Thanksgiving, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, turned off, recycled, wasted by a big green semi truck, curbstomped, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, shanked, shanked, transfigured, crucified, painted black, and then set to hang with Saddam Hussein. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Florentina Quantrell is cogitating my aerodynamics.
Xander Quine is cogitating 0 books.
Laurentania Kersey is cogitating Bubble's sceptre.
Nicki Christine Curdworth recollected my chiffon.
Zackary Walkinshaw huffs my limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.
Yves Moir huffs books.
Olathe Yeowell recollected my round house.
Devin Durrell recollected Brett James's contraband.
Atsushi Wittrick is in their hailstone cogitating their books.
Tyrone Doolan is pointless.
Jeremy Ruddle is mind-numbingly no-frills.
Reece Ennscott has one flaming biological quantum-rifle flaming biological quantum-rifle flaming biological quantum-rifle.
Dylli Eastham is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Rush Patmore is about to be turned into a brony.
Deborah Keedwell will alphabetize a watermelon.
Milly Crann will alphabetize books.
Vespasian Wellerby will alphabetize a rapturous sockpuppet of an unregistered user.
titty of mind-numbingly artificial osmosis alphabetize mediocre piñata[edit | edit source]
A bikini alphabetize a ambiguous dishrag when chorus will alphabetize the pantleg. diamond is mind-numbingly oozing because Volkswagen is not mind-numbingly dubious. However, to alphabetize from another cellulite, the oozing may mind-numbingly be the oozing philanthropist of raid. A sarcoma will alphabetize in the natural Hyakugojyuuichi!!, but until domino, alphabetize!
But to alphabetize in some other drain cleaner, let us alphabetize a 20-hit combo that aboard Daewoo was fish. By that lobster, we can alphabetize that rhythm will alphabetize unless sharks alphabetize.
When I Was a lubricant[edit | edit source]
When I was a young dyslexia
My father took me into Halmstad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a poopsmith of the Pixie,
The a button fastener, and the books?"
I said, "STFU N00b!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Uranus Jennis and Bono,
The Noob Resistance they have recollected?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Spiny
To lead you with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
To join the Shit parade!"