Mad Libs/examples2
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The clones amid the sacrifices[edit | edit source]
It all started when a caterer matured a gork. Then things got unreliable. The drain cleaner blessed a dog house then things got even more grue-like. Eventually unreliable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Roger Clemens. Made up of a silly a Pontiac, bistro and beach ball these four things would rise up and take down the evil pen. Their plan was to fling him in the Swiss cheese then, while doing that, rescue the queen from the lithium cockgoblin
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a antibacterial named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he navigate to the alpaca sandwich just to see the clones. Suddenly he found that his muskrat had turned unreliable. Soon he found himself flying into a CD. When he landed, he died. Then a PIGFUCKER fag named SEHS who called himself the COCKSHITTER Sun Tzu, programmed him in the calf 0 times then said "It's 15oF here you CHIGGER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Japanese Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur was hanged, bombed, yoinked, owned, shanked, SHOT, torn apart, infected with a computer virus, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, Ice Beamed, rickroll'd, pwnt to death, decimated, annihilated, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, extinguished, infected with a computer virus, finished, incinerated, transwikied, axed, thwomped, overthrown, totally freakin' pwn'd, infected with a computer virus, burninated, eviscerated, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", skewer'd, devoured by crocodiles, voted off the island, cancelled, lightsaber'd, splattered all over the windshield, shipped to Mars, Hadouken'd, suffocated, End Task'd, dipped in acid, mowed, deported, killed by your own Green Shell, swallowed by Kirby, fired by your boss, and then Fucking Killed™. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Deedra Henshaw is destroying my adjective.
Wilfred Henehan is destroying 0 clones.
Xene Flatt is destroying Harriet's magma.
Berti Fennemore programmed my lockpick.
Zosimus Clayson mystifies my cockroach.
Pammy Nagle mystifies clones.
Vitus Usworth programmed my block evading sockpuppet.
Yvette Lawless programmed Gaenor's pool table.
Freddey Blacklock is in their clavicle destroying their clones.
Frankey Forder is straight.
Philomeen O'Mullavin is offensively moist.
Sandrina Bissett has one deadly rocket-propelled shiny pirate-revolver deadly rocket-propelled shiny pirate-revolver deadly rocket-propelled shiny pirate-revolver.
Karmelita Jarrol is anti-semitic.
Orsen Vivian is about to be hanged.
Triciah Yorke shall not navigate a pen.
Jenyra Uvdael shall not navigate clones.
Fitzgerald Verney shall not navigate a emo ban.
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A devaporiser navigate a lifeless osmosis when nitrogen will navigate the copyist. lemon is offensively unreliable because xanthochroi is not offensively pugnacious. However, to navigate from another asparagus, the unreliable may offensively be the unreliable cow of linux. A anchovies will navigate in the absorbent diet coke, but until angel, navigate!
But to navigate in some other oil, let us navigate a death that amid earlobe was killer whale. By that alpaca sandwich, we can navigate that factoid will navigate unless persons navigate.
When I Was a zombie[edit | edit source]
When I was a young tomato
My father took me into Kalmar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a stripper of the Paladin,
The a n00b, and the clones?"
I said, "leik pwnt!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Lara Marie Lernihan and Jack Daniels,
The Donkey Kong Country they have programmed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Kvetch
To lead you with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
To join the Pussy parade!"