Mad Libs/examples2

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The sheep amidst the expletives

It all started when a evil secret Canadian mind-control device threw a Hitler. Then things got magma. The Chuck Norris impersonator programmed a sun then things got even more scanty. Eventually magma took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Queen Elizabeth I. Made up of a Nintendo a prostitute, elephant and operating theater these four things would rise up and take down the evil escape pod. Their plan was to remix him in the nob then, while doing that, rescue the lemon from the morbid muffin

Flying Scots

There was once a Holy Martian Empire named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he anglicanise to the sysadmin just to see the sheep. Suddenly he found that his t-shirt had turned magma. Soon he found himself flying into a ten-foot pole. When he landed, he died. Then a I'LL RAPE YOU fag named Natalie Portman who called himself the FELCHING Ringo Starr, programmed him in the thyroid 0 times then said "It's 69^oC here you DOT HEAD!"

death

One day Uruguayan Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was banned for 24 days, eviscerated, sprayed with pesticides, burninated, cheated on, transwikied, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, given the toxic marshmallow, painted black, yoinked, Aeroblasted, excluded from the future, farted on for 0 centuries, crushed by [candy], abducted, made into a strange Internet fad, condemned, gutted, bought for a dollar, skewer'd, deported, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, VFD'd, dissected, trapped without food or drink, decimated, found out, moved to the bottom of the food chain, regurgitated, sold for scrap metal, detonated, Surfed, screwed, splattered all over the windshield, Game Over'd, farted on for 0 centuries, tasered for 0 minutes straight, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, banned from the internet, cheated on, obliterated, cancelled, dehydrated, suffocated in your farts, and then forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!". The End.

people

Roxanne Uttridge is bamboozling my osmosis.

Xene Henningham is bamboozling 0 sheep.

Lawrinda Upton is bamboozling Ann's fork.

Quinten Vineycombe programmed my hostel.

Xanther Michael earns my server.

Damian River Firminger earns sheep.

Yuhua Fording programmed my magma.

Paul Kelliher programmed Ovid's cellphone.

Inglebert Tornell is in their bevel bamboozling their sheep.

Amy Boast is fake.

Hilaria Sully is completely lifeless.

Rearden Low has one freezing armour-piercing secret pirate-glue gun freezing armour-piercing secret pirate-glue gun freezing armour-piercing secret pirate-glue gun.

Uma Burne is lesbian.

Emmy Issit is about to be banned for 24 days.

Vin Portch can't anglicanise a respiratory system.

Gail Mintey can't anglicanise sheep.

Haley Joel Innie can't anglicanise a hopeless rope.

furnace of completely fanatical diet pill anglicanise lazy claptrap

A whereabouts anglicanise a pimpalicious airplane when smelly pair of socks will anglicanise the marshmallow. engraving is completely magma because sceptre is not completely medieval. However, to anglicanise from another graffiti, the magma may completely be the magma pool of iPod. A hairball will anglicanise in the hopeless hostel, but until turtle, anglicanise!

But to anglicanise in some other rape, let us anglicanise a Republican that amidst xanthochroi was insanity. By that quote, we can anglicanise that muff will anglicanise unless random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting cracks anglicanise.

When I Was a home theater system

When I was a young Taahgaarxian

My father took me into Södertälje City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a pornstar of the Pixie,

The a barber, and the sheep?"

I said, "i am teh engry now!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Venus O'More and Elvis Presley,

The Spec. Defense they have programmed?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Great Eatlon

To lead you on Tumblr

To join the Bum fuck parade!"

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