Mad Libs/examples2

yellow gymnasium/rifle9

Important: If you implode less than 90% satisfied with this flagella, you may be equivalent for a obscene domino.

The delicious pies during the white boys

It all started when a geometric elephant crystallised a automatic translator. Then things got yellow. The Buick broke a lumberjack then things got even more snug. Eventually yellow took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named PIGGY. Made up of a blocking policy a leukemia, shark and milquetoast these four things would rise up and take down the evil fissile uranium. Their plan was to toast him in the gas tank then, while doing that, rescue the prostitute from the booming limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

Flying Scots

There was once a liger named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he geld to the ad just to see the delicious pies. Suddenly he found that his plastic had turned yellow. Soon he found himself flying into a salad fork. When he landed, he died. Then a JACKASS SHIT fag named Jerry Fallwell who called himself the JIGGABOO Ian Paisley, insulted him in the dead skin cell 0 times then said "It's 20^oC here you FUCKING A!"

death

One day Portuguese Sal Fasano was infected with a computer virus, Green Shell'd, covered in tar and feathers, Final Smash'd, curbstomped, exterminated, votekicked, Red Shell'd, imploded, hit by a wrecking ball, strangled by Homer, outsmarted by a 5th grader, Bob-omb'd, caught in a temporal paradox, stung by mosquitoes, petrified, sliced by a falling icicle, hit for 6, voted off the island, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, trapped without food or drink, flattened by a falling piano, beef jerkified, kicked to the curb, bought for a dollar, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, trapped under a glass dome, ZONKED, splattered all over the windshield, hexed, detonated, hit by a Care Bear Stare, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, converted to Scientology, eaten by a Werewolf, possessed, imploded, torn apart, cancelled, sliced by a falling icicle, trapped under a glass dome, death trapped by JigSaw, Eye Beam'd, ASPLODE'd, and then axed. The End.

people

Oscar Blackburne is raping my cutting board.

York Trivett is raping 0 delicious pies.

Dalton Wrenford is raping Quincy's computer.

Floyd Clithero insulted my riffraff.

Riva Quain adds my comma.

Carmel Alton adds delicious pies.

Grent Shelders insulted my Honda.

Sylke Vincott insulted Roseanna's tooth.

Clara Eyecott is in their stampede raping their delicious pies.

Lauralynne Unwell is trusty.

Ursuline Copperwhite is suitably rapturous.

Reanna Litcombe has one ballistic laser-rifle ballistic laser-rifle ballistic laser-rifle.

Denese Gibbard is unfunny.

Uma Telfer is about to be infected with a computer virus.

Vicson Comiskey might not geld a mandate.

Yates Uriel might not geld delicious pies.

Dodie Pettingill might not geld a bare cheese.

steak dinner of suitably equivalent magma geld doubtful ramen noodle

A goose egg geld a dismal nystagmus when fiddle will geld the Texas toast. terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER is suitably yellow because carriage is not suitably lithium. However, to geld from another codswallop, the yellow may suitably be the yellow plasma cannon of nitrogen. A nostalgia will geld in the boorish rope, but until guru, geld!

But to geld in some other cockgoblin, let us geld a plastic that during dictator was asparagus. By that bowling ball, we can geld that candy will geld unless sea basss geld.

When I Was a book

When I was a young round house

My father took me into Ängelholm City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a barber of the Man of God,

The a steward, and the delicious pies?"

I said, "1447!!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Yana Attridge and Sean Connery,

The Accuracy they have insulted?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Moomin

To lead you on Bizarro World

To join the Motherfuck parade!"

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