Mad Libs/examples2
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The airplanes near the etchings[edit | edit source]
It all started when a giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone vomited a kakistocracy. Then things got intransigent. The carriage DELETED! a banned banana then things got even more puce. Eventually intransigent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Kevin Federline. Made up of a pervert a mad axe-murderer, forest and cellulite these four things would rise up and take down the evil chorus. Their plan was to veto him in the rocket then, while doing that, rescue the queen bee from the alarming fish
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a okra named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he burninate to the button just to see the airplanes. Suddenly he found that his excrement had turned intransigent. Soon he found himself flying into a rake. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKHEAD fag named Fatty Arbuckle who called himself the DICKWAD Spongebob Squarepants, admonished him in the pituitary gland 0 times then said "It's 42oC here you WANK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Afghan Elton John was scammed, infected with a computer virus, sprayed with pesticides, crushed by [candy], granted 72 virgins by Allah, fired, stung by mosquitoes, VFD'd, mowed, mowed, de1337ed, executed by snu-snu, suffocated, forced to eat shit, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, dipped in acid, exterminated, petrified, removed from the game, sued by Viacom, sliced by a falling icicle, stomped, found out, crushed by Tetrominoes, reverted, unresurrected, planarly isolated, eaten by a Grue, banned from the internet, ambushed by 0 n00bs, deleted, sacrificed by the Aztecs, h4xx0rd, eviscerated, put in the dishwasher, catapulted away, smothered, swallowed by Kirby, abducted, caught in a tidal wave, pushed off the Empire State Building, transfigured, votekicked, annihilated, and then ASPLODE'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Sierra Tuttel is giving my lollipop.
Roslyn Quarles is giving 0 airplanes.
Irshad Calpin is giving Webb's melanoma.
Ian Yorath admonished my diesel engine.
Ornette Sulleuan plagiarizes my eel.
Suzy Wadlow plagiarizes airplanes.
Tertullian Measwell admonished my chisel.
Larhonda Yeomans admonished Xenia's meep.
Fulton Goddier is in their showdown giving their airplanes.
Ellrad Fermanagh is impressive.
Isla Yeowell is pleasantly alarming.
Orlagh Vombwell has one deadly overpowered crossbow deadly overpowered crossbow deadly overpowered crossbow.
Rosie Rennley is a terrorist.
Gus Dewhurst is about to be scammed.
Xena Cummingham should burninate a muff.
Katrine Papps should burninate airplanes.
Dawson Reith should burninate a magma ricer.
harpsichord of pleasantly luminous turkey sandwich burninate puzzling bomb[edit | edit source]
A contradiction burninate a pugnacious neurotoxin when Minolta will burninate the Chevrolet. hostel is pleasantly intransigent because angel is not pleasantly vigilant. However, to burninate from another tire, the intransigent may pleasantly be the intransigent paper of dogma. A limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi will burninate in the natural homology, but until rubber duck, burninate!
But to burninate in some other liquid goo, let us burninate a bunny that near xenomorph was escape pod. By that gyroscope, we can burninate that serial blanker will burninate unless terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTERs burninate.
When I Was a bunny[edit | edit source]
When I was a young vandalism
My father took me into Malmö City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a valkyrie of the Angel,
The a quarterback, and the airplanes?"
I said, "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Sandra Joy Fannon and Aunt Jemima,
The Juggling Skill they have admonished?
Because one day, I'll leave you a raving Rabbid
To lead you in Heaven
To join the Titty parade!"