Mad Libs/examples2
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The violi without the etchings[edit | edit source]
It all started when a mandate advocated a ice skate. Then things got uninviting. The paper rioted a bamboo then things got even more emaciated. Eventually uninviting took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named The Rock. Made up of a boat a pen, paycheck and nitrogen these four things would rise up and take down the evil snake. Their plan was to reward him in the showdown then, while doing that, rescue the ax murderer from the putrefying gork
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a fiasco named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ruminate to the abba just to see the violi. Suddenly he found that his tit had turned uninviting. Soon he found himself flying into a lubricant. When he landed, he died. Then a ASS fag named Megatron who called himself the DICKFACE Mr. T, rinsed him in the skull 0 times then said "It's 72oC here you KNOBJOCKEY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Slovak Mr. Peanut was terminated, flushed down, down, down, sent packing, curbstomped, Candy Crushed ™, eaten by a Monoeye, votekicked, transfigured, scammed, abducted, splattered all over the windshield, banned for 24 days, sent to detention, poned by a bade speeler, recycled, abducted, painted black, stung by mosquitoes, Blue Screen of Death'd, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, trapped under a glass dome, popped, eliminated, pissed on, End Task'd, recycled, drawn and quartered, transfigured, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, condemned, Blue Shell'd, granted 72 virgins by Allah, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, erased, burninated, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, totally freakin' pwn'd, removed from the game, fired, turned off, drawn and quartered, vindicated, totally freakin' pwn'd, derailed, and then reverted. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Domitian Ansney is curing my Chevrolet.
Jeanelle Glassfield is curing 0 violi.
Terra-Lynne Vooght is curing Woodard's corset.
Laurianne Hollywood rinsed my Chuck Norris impersonator.
Xanther Joyce throws my lowbrow.
Mike Ricard throws violi.
Vann Ramus rinsed my bildungsroman.
Stedman Leng rinsed Zephyr's bluejay.
Jillan Usworth is in their galleon curing their violi.
Valentine Aylwyn is spine-chilling.
Lagnea Yorston is hoarsely defective.
Roxi Loasby has one useless electric extra-large phaser-revolver useless electric extra-large phaser-revolver useless electric extra-large phaser-revolver.
Jacqueline Gloria Hircombe is suffering from I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette's.
Larora Byrcott is about to be terminated.
Xenia Gaddington should ruminate a Hyakugojyuuichi!!.
Karolayne East should ruminate violi.
Xene Plover should ruminate a vigilant eye infection.
ox of hoarsely hairy lithium ruminate sanguine dishwasher[edit | edit source]
A l33t h4x0r ruminate a foul can opener when mammary gland will ruminate the temple. mycobacterium is hoarsely uninviting because VCR is not hoarsely baffling. However, to ruminate from another vector field, the uninviting may hoarsely be the uninviting band of loser. A road will ruminate in the sinister PINGA, but until sarcophagus, ruminate!
But to ruminate in some other steak knife, let us ruminate a yellow submarine that without council of national reconstruction was xylem. By that codswallop, we can ruminate that chromosome will ruminate unless CDs ruminate.
When I Was a elf[edit | edit source]
When I was a young copypasta
My father took me into Sala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a game maker of the Paladin,
The a pilot, and the violi?"
I said, "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Niela Arcus and Bob Saget,
The Evasion they have rinsed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Thalakos
To lead you inside a chocolate-covered black hole
To join the Tit wank parade!"