Mad Libs/examples2
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The violoncelli like the anvils[edit | edit source]
It all started when a Chevrolet deceived a eye infection. Then things got unrefined. The treehouse quantified a animal then things got even more shaky. Eventually unrefined took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Tom and Jerry. Made up of a Hitler a custard, vandal and dolly these four things would rise up and take down the evil riffraff. Their plan was to baptise him in the lighting then, while doing that, rescue the oxygen from the putrefying Wikipedian
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a dot named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he behead to the fealty just to see the violoncelli. Suddenly he found that his muffin had turned unrefined. Soon he found himself flying into a engraving. When he landed, he died. Then a CLUSTERFUCK fag named Avril Lavigne who called himself the FUCK YOU Lech Wałęsa, employed him in the Achilles' tendon 0 times then said "It's 53oC here you JACK OFF!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Prussian Stephen Hawking was Rick Roll'd, splattered all over the windshield, trapped under a glass dome, regurgitated, ASPLODE'd, SHOT, 999'd in the upside-down world, drawn and quartered, Green Shell'd, torch'd, Nerf'd, sent to detention, touched by Michael Jackson, disassembled, bombed by terrorists, exterminated, checkmated, downvoted, de1337ed, Blue Screen of Death'd, painted black, swallowed by Kirby, terminated, touched by Michael Jackson, farted on for 0 centuries, sent to detention, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, feasted on Thanksgiving, sued by Viacom, planarly isolated, raped and killed, kicked to the curb, pwnt to death, timeshifted to Sept. 31, vandalized, ninja'd, caught stepping on the red zone, ninja'd, QVFD'd, skewer'd, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, BENSONATED, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, bombed out, and then checkmated. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Frannie Homer is legislating my nostril.
Philomena Deeny is legislating 0 violoncelli.
Kevie Quemerford is legislating Bree's babboon butt.
Selida Devally employed my cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal.
Welsh Sabey huffs my big top.
Tara Usworth huffs violoncelli.
Isuzu Ayler employed my Dunmer.
Ellis Quemerford employed Rodger's ten-foot pole.
Vickie Corringham is in their microcosm legislating their violoncelli.
Heather Florence Jenney is nefarious.
Krysta Uptin is brutally intransigent.
Uranus Noblett has one deadly armour-piercing extra-large quantum-zip gun deadly armour-piercing extra-large quantum-zip gun deadly armour-piercing extra-large quantum-zip gun.
Quintin Nobbin is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Kem Inckle is about to be Rick Roll'd.
Quinton Zorkin wouldn't behead a ocean.
Oralie Whitwell wouldn't behead violoncelli.
Lyndell Tulloch wouldn't behead a cheery beagle.
ramen noodle of brutally boorish lockpick behead on edge muff[edit | edit source]
A ban behead a XTREME etch-a-sketch when apple sauce will behead the book. rain meter is brutally unrefined because lasagna is not brutally unreliable. However, to behead from another neck, the unrefined may brutally be the unrefined fountain of template. A prostate will behead in the sensual drain cleaner, but until giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone, behead!
But to behead in some other temple, let us behead a beans that like dishwasher was rollerblade. By that bildungsroman, we can behead that treehouse will behead unless blocked users behead.
When I Was a disaster[edit | edit source]
When I was a young cockroach
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a button fastener of the White Witch,
The a professional, and the violoncelli?"
I said, "ur gay. lol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Terica Udny and Darth Tater,
The Grue-Slaying they have employed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a flock of zombie moogles
To lead you on Mount Rushmore
To join the Cunt parade!"