Mad Libs/examples2
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The pastries times the tubes[edit | edit source]
It all started when a lint quantified a lawnmower. Then things got substandard. The goose egg ate a statue then things got even more massive. Eventually substandard took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Rupert Murdoch. Made up of a Zelda a bildungsroman, sceptre and toaster these four things would rise up and take down the evil facepalm. Their plan was to swim him in the cubicle then, while doing that, rescue the bear from the rickety osteoporosis
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a hose named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he smash to the muffin just to see the pastries. Suddenly he found that his raccoon had turned substandard. Soon he found himself flying into a electron. When he landed, he died. Then a VENEREAL DISEASE fag named Tom and Jerry who called himself the SHIT Link, sacrificed him in the utopia 0 times then said "It's 73oC here you SHITSLINGING!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Albanian Macbeth was sent packing, transmogrified into a worm, removed from the game, recycled, farted on for 0 centuries, covered in tar and feathers, turned off, converted to Scientology, screwed, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, disenchanted, fired, evicted, voted off the island, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, beef jerkified, dipped in acid, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, turned into a brony, Final Smash'd, QVFD'd, stung by mosquitoes, transfigured, tried as a witch, flushed down, down, down, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), reverted, pwnt, hit by a wrecking ball, crucified, bombed out, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, petrified, trapped without food or drink, uninvited to the party, kicked in the nuts, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, Hadouken'd, crushed by [candy], thwacked over the head with a broom, bought for a dollar, outsmarted by a 5th grader, finished, and then bought for a dollar. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Berrice Nettles is constructing my melanoma.
[insert given name here] Tebby is constructing 0 pastries.
Yves Nemington is constructing Gilda's template.
Quinten Giffard sacrificed my YouTube Poop.
Isis Zorn cruises my possibility.
Dane Urran cruises pastries.
Solait Atchison sacrificed my anchovies.
Husla Quinlevan sacrificed Oriana's ballroom.
Gayl Nown is in their alcohol constructing their pastries.
Ornette Rudling is slimy.
Xene Greig is chaotically charming.
Baryl Elwald has one ballistic exploding ninja-gun ballistic exploding ninja-gun ballistic exploding ninja-gun.
Georgianna Jarrol is lesbian.
Jevin Risebrow is about to be sent packing.
Joannie Blackmore couldn't smash a impetus.
Lib Strickle couldn't smash pastries.
Halward List couldn't smash a egregious fistula.
oil of chaotically mirthful pie smash bad mannered lemming[edit | edit source]
A racket smash a moist noun when cowbell will smash the automatic translator. person is chaotically substandard because fiddle is not chaotically glycerin. However, to smash from another hotdog waffle, the substandard may chaotically be the substandard mouse of muffin. A vector field will smash in the grue-like death, but until chisel, smash!
But to smash in some other template, let us smash a rape that times crocodile was bestiality. By that LSD, we can smash that clitoris will smash unless Swiss cheeses smash.
When I Was a whereabouts[edit | edit source]
When I was a young luggage
My father took me into Gothenburg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a doctor of the Witch Doctor,
The a judge, and the pastries?"
I said, "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ursuline Vout and Megatron,
The Obesity they have sacrificed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a colorless green idea
To lead you in Castle Greyscale
To join the Tit wank parade!"