Mad Libs/examples2

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The staplers to the documents

It all started when a lipmusic modeled a fork. Then things got joyful. The whereabouts lolled a centrifuge then things got even more nonsensical. Eventually joyful took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Khan Noonien Singh. Made up of a ten-foot pole a statue, lawnmower and stamp these four things would rise up and take down the evil PlayStation. Their plan was to seizurize him in the station wagon then, while doing that, rescue the Ford Pinto from the incompetent cadaver

Flying Scots

There was once a sheep named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he castigate to the titty just to see the staplers. Suddenly he found that his ostrich egg had turned joyful. Soon he found himself flying into a holster. When he landed, he died. Then a BUKKAKE fag named Courtney Love who called himself the FUCK Cloud Strife, ate him in the leg 0 times then said "It's 78^oC here you PRICK!"

death

One day Paraguayan Bertrand Russell was crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building, thrown into the fire pit, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, Goatse'd, touched with a ten-foot pole, hit by a car, defeated, Surfed, granted 72 virgins by Allah, QVFD'd, infected with a computer virus, End Task'd, stung by mosquitoes, 20-hit combo'd, extinguished, Rick Roll'd, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, flushed down, down, down, Bob-omb'd, stoned, and thrown into the fire pit!, recycled, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, deleted, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, sprayed with pesticides, fucked, nuked, sprayed with pesticides, feasted on Thanksgiving, End Task'd, End Task'd, ninja'd, Killer card'ed, buried in homework, sent to Pluto, given a sex change, dipped in acid, erased, Avada Kedavra'd, catapulted away, swallowed by Kirby, farted on for 0 centuries, and then cheated on. The End.

people

Bernardine Wallingford is programing my dime.

Bertrand Uppington is programing 0 staplers.

Yolanda Dallyn is programing Vanessa Anne's monoclonal antibody.

Atsushi Everard ate my Zelda.

Leonard Arch cogitates my boar.

Xander Wallwin cogitates staplers.

Tasmina Zabel ate my random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets.

Tod Woolnough ate Fabienne's horse.

Zebedee Islington is in their mitten programing their staplers.

Karinnah Yarham is unpleased.

Karolinne Falthorpe is offensively fat.

Glenn Skelham has one flaming stupidly overelaborate rough dart gun flaming stupidly overelaborate rough dart gun flaming stupidly overelaborate rough dart gun.

Yaffa Hardwell is bisexual.

Vaughn Berwell is about to be crushed by a piano dropped from a 0-story building.

Jaime Whitlock can castigate a fealty.

Nelda O'Stranahan can castigate staplers.

Kathrynne Pettit can castigate a substandard lumberjack.

autobiography of offensively hairy corset castigate tense tooth

A mouse castigate a tacky orc when fork will castigate the feng shui. flan is offensively joyful because bunny is not offensively sexy. However, to castigate from another rake, the joyful may offensively be the joyful nob of hailstone. A chisel will castigate in the forbidden flatulence, but until rollerblade, castigate!

But to castigate in some other deity of personal preference, let us castigate a guru that to number was octopus. By that boo-ook, we can castigate that Zelda will castigate unless gymnasiums castigate.

When I Was a sock

When I was a young hadron

My father took me into Skellefteå City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a chess player of the Shaman,

The an athlete, and the staplers?"

I said, "roflmao"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Claudian Jeffrey and Crazy Frog,

The Trident Skill they have ate?

Because one day, I'll leave you a television executive

To lead you somewhere in Milfland

To join the Motherfuck parade!"

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