Mad Libs/examples2
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The bananas over the kittens[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cliff employed a electrified mocha chinchilla. Then things got hideous. The cheese dried a Wii then things got even more megalomaniacal. Eventually hideous took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Condoleeza Rice. Made up of a earlobe a hobgoblin, stapler and lobby these four things would rise up and take down the evil knickknack. Their plan was to dry him in the exit sign then, while doing that, rescue the ricer from the controversial lubricant
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a barn named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he refill to the Mexican wave just to see the bananas. Suddenly he found that his squibble had turned hideous. Soon he found himself flying into a lollipop. When he landed, he died. Then a ARSE fag named John Kerry who called himself the TURD Mr. T, matured him in the wrist 0 times then said "It's 97oF here you FROG'S FAT ASS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Liberian Osama bin Laden was turned off, regurgitated, turned off, BALEETED, tried as a witch, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, wasted by a big green semi truck, yoinked, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, lol'd, hit for 6, sent to Pluto, killed in the sixth book, imploded, disintegrated, h4xx0rd, given drain bamage, Surfed, detonated, Ice Beamed, dehydrated, Ice Beamed, executed by snu-snu, kicked in the nuts, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, cancelled, farted on for 0 centuries, granted 72 virgins by Allah, touched with a ten-foot pole, crushed by [Santa], h4xx0rd, regurgitated, extinguished, caught in a temporal paradox, lol'd, poisoned, pwnt, locked in the basement, pushed off the Empire State Building, painted black, caught in a tidal wave, infected with a computer virus, stomped, abducted, and then Flamethrower'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Wally Sydes is lolling my plate.
Pollard Irvine is lolling 0 bananas.
Thad Oliver is lolling Urban's bread knife.
Steffie Voaden matured my guacamole.
Wendi Siddle vomits my Game Boy.
Laoren O'Grady vomits bananas.
West Cocker matured my ax murderer.
Vanity Eastrington matured Iris's boar.
Yvette Yuill is in their possibility lolling their bananas.
Valda Umney is free.
Holly Marie Palsey is cryptically defective.
Shanne Judd has one useless phaser-flamethrower useless phaser-flamethrower useless phaser-flamethrower.
Kim Margaret Nanny is lesbian.
Emmitt Annand is about to be turned off.
Olli Vinney can't refill a coffee.
Quinn Yoxen can't refill bananas.
Tarra Struges can't refill a minuscule cuddly toy.
autobiography of cryptically hopeless contradiction refill on edge terrorist[edit | edit source]
A flagella refill a magma lobster when sceptre will refill the DVD. hotel is cryptically hideous because cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal is not cryptically clammy. However, to refill from another fealty, the hideous may cryptically be the hideous book of YouTube Poop. A ox will refill in the congruent bass guitar, but until knickknack, refill!
But to refill in some other muffinface, let us refill a vulva that over bishop was peanut. By that bishop, we can refill that snowflake will refill unless bank robberys refill.
When I Was a lawnmower[edit | edit source]
When I was a young belfry
My father took me into Söderhamn City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a professional of the God,
The a valkyrie, and the bananas?"
I said, "Uncyclopedia is the worst!!1"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Adrea Colthorpe and Mao Zedong,
The Wound Resistance they have matured?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Soopa Striker
To lead you at Hogwarts
To join the Motherfuck parade!"