Mad Libs/examples2

pocket-sized cockroach/vomit6

Important: If you advocate less than 66% satisfied with this blow-up doll, you may be gay for a bloody random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack.

The bananas of the computers

It all started when a alcohol modeled a Gatsby. Then things got pocket-sized. The station wagon rioted a balloon then things got even more bright. Eventually pocket-sized took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Black Jesus. Made up of a blasphemy a Cadillac, insanity and excrement these four things would rise up and take down the evil airplane. Their plan was to analyse him in the Furby then, while doing that, rescue the garbage bin from the straight telephone

Flying Scots

There was once a monoclonal antibody named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he program to the cartilage just to see the bananas. Suddenly he found that his Uncyclopedian had turned pocket-sized. Soon he found himself flying into a mad axe-murderer. When he landed, he died. Then a RAT'S ASS fag named Simon Cowell who called himself the FENCE JUMPER Hillary Clinton, feasted him in the pubic hair 0 times then said "It's 49^oF here you FLYING FUCK!"

death

One day French Hulk Hogan was capped, hit by a wrecking ball, axed, popped, cancelled, assassinated, drawn and quartered, flattened by a falling piano, QVFD'd, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, splattered all over the windshield, turned off, sliced by a falling icicle, buried alive, lightsaber'd, rickroll'd, deep-fried, given drain bamage, screwed, axed, kicked in the nuts, hit by a Care Bear Stare, sent packing, left behind while the world was ending, Ice Beamed, SHOT, extinguished, tried as a witch, SNAFU'd, Bankrupted, thwomped, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", sworded, Goatse'd, spammed, Nerf'd, excluded from the future, cancelled, Game Over'd, thrown into the fire pit, yoinked, kicked to the curb, ASPLODE'd, shipped to Mars, and then vomited up by a grue, then eaten again. The End.

people

Sharon Kellett is feasting my osteoporosis.

Orchid Scrafton is feasting 0 bananas.

Quin Quinnelly is feasting Oz's kitten piccata.

Oprah Newsholme feasted my thong.

Ivanna Lawler employs my rake.

Sibyl Usworth employs bananas.

Morvan Clymo feasted my dead flounder.

Dylla Wadney feasted Quinton's clever trick.

Ulysses Zender is in their apple feasting their bananas.

Woodward Flintoft is revolting.

Kimberli Acheltrie is virtually uptight.

Rita Mae Ladds has one radioactive rocket-propelled double-ultra super megapirate-gun radioactive rocket-propelled double-ultra super megapirate-gun radioactive rocket-propelled double-ultra super megapirate-gun.

Tobin Eustace is bisexual.

Young Kanney is about to be capped.

Undine Tydings could program a oxygen.

Earth Bywaters could program bananas.

Jesstine Aberdeen could program a ambiguous clever trick.

serial blanker of virtually rickety pea soup program equivalent boar

A mouth program a artificial 20-hit combo when sceptre will program the Daewoo. road is virtually pocket-sized because lemming is not virtually slimy. However, to program from another house, the pocket-sized may virtually be the pocket-sized philosopher of warning. A mesothelioma will program in the inept pencil, but until Ford Pinto, program!

But to program in some other serial blanker, let us program a belt that of quote was Pac-Man. By that microscope, we can program that hovel will program unless automobiles program.

When I Was a rock

When I was a young monkey

My father took me into Surahammar City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a milkman of the Man of God,

The a pirate, and the bananas?"

I said, "i'm 1447!!"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Hodge Kershaw and Tony Blair,

The Ghost Powers they have feasted?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Myrddraal

To lead you on Big Thunder Mountain

To join the Ass parade!"

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