Mad Libs/examples2
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The delicious pies including the home theater systems[edit | edit source]
It all started when a cockroach quantified a guillotine. Then things got lovely. The paycheck deliberated a riddle then things got even more belittling. Eventually lovely took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Oliver Twist. Made up of a blow-up doll a vortex, keyboard and Geiger counter these four things would rise up and take down the evil armpit hair. Their plan was to flagellate him in the bat then, while doing that, rescue the fork from the offensive ostrich egg
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a hitman named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he exemplify to the pool ball just to see the delicious pies. Suddenly he found that his Subaru had turned lovely. Soon he found himself flying into a baby. When he landed, he died. Then a SHIT fag named Kevin Federline who called himself the FRITZ Colin "All your base" Heaney, lathered him in the pinky 0 times then said "It's 33oC here you BLOWJOB!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Senegalese Jerry Fallwell was stung by mosquitoes, told to sit in the corner of a round room, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), tried as a witch, assassinated, screwed, cheated on, transmogrified into a worm, caught stepping on the red zone, put in the dishwasher, SNAFU'd, disintegrated, Raigeki'd, splattered all over the windshield, infected with a computer virus, eaten by a Grue, executed by snu-snu, ambushed by 0 n00bs, shipped to Mars, curbstomped, 999'd in the upside-down world, Flamethrower'd, Death Note'd, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, hit by a Care Bear Stare, laid to rest, Bob-omb'd, put in the dishwasher, flattened by a falling piano, disassembled, burninated, pwnt to death, converted to Scientology, nuked, timeshifted to Sept. 31, swallowed by Kirby, lightning bolted, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, covered in tar and feathers, shanked, splattered all over the windshield, Flamethrower'd, fired, splattered all over the windshield, and then hexed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Dhillon Coultripe is maturing my funeral.
Mill Medwell is maturing 0 delicious pies.
Samette Byrne is maturing Williams's kamikaze.
Quintilian Gunther lathered my katzenjammer.
Quintus Naan matures my earlobe.
Quinton Lovett matures delicious pies.
Gana Lennie lathered my oven.
Quintin Wilworth lathered Unity's able-bodied spiderman gimp train.
Beverlie MacMoyers is in their mammary gland maturing their delicious pies.
Weiwei Zonneveld is folksy.
Zayden Cluskey is cryptically vulgar.
Kerwin Illsley has one useless armour-piercing secret phaser-raygun useless armour-piercing secret phaser-raygun useless armour-piercing secret phaser-raygun.
Kaylinda Friskney is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Katreena Hallyday is about to be stung by mosquitoes.
Augusta Underhay could exemplify a cheese.
Kari Jones could exemplify delicious pies.
Patrick Jarman could exemplify a retarded Olula.
zombie of cryptically megalomaniacal tong exemplify homely nostril[edit | edit source]
A buddy exemplify a huge domino when sock will exemplify the vector field. philanthropist is cryptically lovely because squid is not cryptically XTREME. However, to exemplify from another dictator, the lovely may cryptically be the lovely showdown of tadpole. A kamikaze will exemplify in the erudite anchovies, but until mouse, exemplify!
But to exemplify in some other zebra, let us exemplify a hairball that including critter was roundhouse kick. By that arcade, we can exemplify that automatic translator will exemplify unless juices exemplify.
When I Was a furry[edit | edit source]
When I was a young sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack
My father took me into Uppsala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a pilot of the Priest,
The a nurse, and the delicious pies?"
I said, "lol, jk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xanthia Kinneally and <insert name here>,
The Luck they have lathered?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Clappin' Chuck
To lead you in Hell
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"