Mad Libs/examples2
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The cakes via the books[edit | edit source]
It all started when a flatulence deceived a cutting board. Then things got XTREME. The bimbo navigated a prostate then things got even more rotted. Eventually XTREME took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Link. Made up of a plasma cannon a US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet, juice and monorail these four things would rise up and take down the evil philanthropist. Their plan was to evaporate him in the dongle then, while doing that, rescue the cutting board from the quivering penis
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a fountain named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ruminate to the devaporiser just to see the cakes. Suddenly he found that his fork had turned XTREME. Soon he found himself flying into a sheep. When he landed, he died. Then a SMEG fag named Albert Camus who called himself the SHITFUCKER Fatty Arbuckle, absorbed him in the iris 0 times then said "It's 57oF here you PEEPEE!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Burmese Albert Camus was transmogrified into a worm, infected with a computer virus, tried as a witch, electrocuted by 0 Grues, suffocated, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, petrified, locked in the basement, disintegrated, death trapped by JigSaw, SHOT, poned by a bade speeler, devoured by crocodiles, cheated on, condemned, catapulted away, killed in the sixth book, crucified, shanked, Blue Screen of Death'd, SHOT, decimated, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, overthrown, bombed out, infiniban'd, zapped by infrared radiation, Eye Beam'd, beef jerkified, Blue Screen of Death'd, caught by an ant-lion, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, and dipped in acid!, QVFD'd, yoinked, dehydrated, left behind while the world was ending, tackled, tasered for 0 minutes straight, torch'd, owned, banned for 24 days, hit by a car, framed, and then given the toxic marshmallow. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Tashina Addiscott is breaking my blocking policy.
Harden Ardiff is breaking 0 cakes.
Yahir Gittins is breaking Orlee's harpsichord.
Susan Joy Arnop absorbed my l33t h4x0r.
Iggie Quenborough deceives my minefield.
Pippet Hankswell deceives cakes.
Joe Vause absorbed my MIDI controller.
Ingrith Wake absorbed Zebedee's homology.
Andria Stanwyck is in their llama breaking their cakes.
Chrisi Zala is unsophisticated.
Xerces Jermany is badly foul.
Bea Wrinne has one deadly electric heavy ion-cannon deadly electric heavy ion-cannon deadly electric heavy ion-cannon.
India Doyley is asexual.
Warton Quittington is about to be transmogrified into a worm.
York Zabel may ruminate a warning template.
Zach Lenan may ruminate cakes.
Windsor Craddick may ruminate a luminous adverb.
holster of badly folksy Doppelgänger ruminate complaining bestiality[edit | edit source]
A homology ruminate a macabre buddy when kitten chow mein will ruminate the roundhouse kick. balloon is badly XTREME because oil is not badly medieval. However, to ruminate from another Pokémon, the XTREME may badly be the XTREME moccasin of jelly. A eye infection will ruminate in the abnormal businessman, but until toaster, ruminate!
But to ruminate in some other nystagmus, let us ruminate a polyethylene that via love was osteoporosis. By that nuclear reactor, we can ruminate that Audi will ruminate unless bowling balls ruminate.
When I Was a noseblower[edit | edit source]
When I was a young lucky bastard
My father took me into Sala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a milkman of the Prophet,
The a judge, and the cakes?"
I said, "i pwnz u"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Prime Pettingill and Hillary Clinton,
The Pooping they have absorbed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a big small one
To lead you at college
To join the Homo parade!"