Mad Libs/examples2
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The toasters athwart the petroglyphs[edit | edit source]
It all started when a mop quantified a juice. Then things got bad mannered. The codpiece expelled a Wikipedian then things got even more hopeless. Eventually bad mannered took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bill Gates. Made up of a queer a speaker, clever trick and horse these four things would rise up and take down the evil idiot. Their plan was to obliterate him in the sonk then, while doing that, rescue the rock from the educated eeble
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a card game named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he admonish to the oxygen just to see the toasters. Suddenly he found that his frying pan had turned bad mannered. Soon he found himself flying into a tire. When he landed, he died. Then a SAMUEL L. JACKSON fag named Benedict Arnold who called himself the PRICK Roger Clemens, bamboozled him in the pinky 0 times then said "It's 83oF here you FUCK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Morrocan Donald Trump was torn apart, h4xx0rd, Zidane'd, death trapped by JigSaw, SNAFU'd, hit by a car, banned for 24 days, caught in a temporal paradox, timeshifted to Sept. 31, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, bombed out, VFD'd, crushed by Tetrominoes, removed from the game, Ice Beamed, killed by your own Green Shell, KO'd, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, disintegrated, capped, infected with a computer virus, bombed by terrorists, electric chair'd, Goatse'd, bombed out, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, SolarBeamed, finished, deep-fried, ASPLODE'd, retired, vandalized, transmogrified into a worm, Blue Shell'd, banned from the internet, touched with a ten-foot pole, caught by an ant-lion, crushed by Tetrominoes, lightning bolted, recycled, nuked, crushed by [candy], BALEETED, sacrificed by the Aztecs, and then painted black. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Irene Wimperle is throwing my ampere.
Yulanda Yeoman is throwing 0 toasters.
Edwina Austin is throwing Yolande Louise's applesauce.
Carrey Unworth bamboozled my read-only memory.
Brittani Darragh models my eeble.
Carmichael Kittlewell models toasters.
Emmy Crook bamboozled my geometric elephant.
Niesha Vaughan bamboozled Inman's amplifier.
Hugo Neuill is in their cable throwing their toasters.
Mallia Elvey is charming.
Imogen Queenan is nastily zany.
Allene Foskett has one useless light quantum-glue gun useless light quantum-glue gun useless light quantum-glue gun.
Yana Guscutt is a terrorist.
Lorentsa Quinn is about to be torn apart.
Quinten Dalington should admonish a glycerin.
Harry Younghusband should admonish toasters.
Harry Dean Vooght should admonish a coruscating baseball bat.
able-bodied spiderman gimp train of nastily cartilage sarcophagus admonish naked possibility[edit | edit source]
A warning admonish a wet lobster when titty will admonish the shark. hose is nastily bad mannered because nitrogen is not nastily remarkable. However, to admonish from another block, the bad mannered may nastily be the bad mannered alligator of Green Lantern ring. A quote will admonish in the emo Daewoo, but until telephone, admonish!
But to admonish in some other drain cleaner, let us admonish a Democrat that athwart monster was furry. By that elf, we can admonish that crocodile will admonish unless bricks admonish.
When I Was a businessman[edit | edit source]
When I was a young elephant
My father took me into Söderhamn City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a valkyrie of the Angel,
The a game maker, and the toasters?"
I said, "lol, jk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Sharan Feak and Sapplerx,
The Obesity they have bamboozled?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Glire
To lead you on Planet Hollywood
To join the Dick parade!"