Mad Libs/examples2
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The grues amongst the iron curtains[edit | edit source]
It all started when a pie cured a Holy Martian Empire. Then things got on the ball. The alfalfa meditated a ad then things got even more nefarious. Eventually on the ball took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Freddy Krueger. Made up of a Wii a octopus, dominatrix and forest these four things would rise up and take down the evil attack page. Their plan was to sanctify him in the garbage bin then, while doing that, rescue the Hyundai from the white electron
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a monkey named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he optimize to the cardboard box just to see the grues. Suddenly he found that his apple had turned on the ball. Soon he found himself flying into a search engine. When he landed, he died. Then a SAMUEL L. JACKSON fag named Bill Bennett who called himself the JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Bob Saget, navigated him in the pupil 0 times then said "It's 93oC here you BITCH!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Belorussian George Washington was vindicated, caught in a tidal wave, spammed, owned, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, deported, bombed, Candy Crushed ™, terminated, pushed off the Empire State Building, put in the dryer, outsmarted by a 5th grader, 999'd in the upside-down world, totally freakin' pwn'd, eradicated, Raigeki'd, sent packing, fragged, voted off the island, poisoned, dehydrated, shipped to Mars, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, decimated, zapped by infrared radiation, uninvited to the party, thrown into the fire pit, rickroll'd, shot...by cancer, disenchanted, popped, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, sent packing, infiniban'd, thwacked over the head with a broom, BENSONATED, crapped on, dehydrated, huffed, caught stepping on the red zone, catapulted away, tackled, sold for scrap metal, KO'd, and then Candy Crushed ™. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Narcissus Pearse is programing my bass guitar.
Niles Quigney is programing 0 grues.
Evanna McGowen is programing Ozella's pillow.
Zebedee O'Rory navigated my eeble.
Paula Marjorie Yonge advises my guillotine.
Orabel Juliens advises grues.
Hick Younge navigated my journalist.
Quinn Michael Upcott navigated Xander's button.
Jock Lynedoch is in their domino programing their grues.
Quelton Passmore is glycerin.
Erwin Yoxen is rarely retarded.
Stasie Cromarty has one useless rough ion-flamethrower useless rough ion-flamethrower useless rough ion-flamethrower.
Ursuline Venters is a paedophile.
Wenda Endicott is about to be vindicated.
Ursuline Allyworth won't optimize a llama.
Xavier Bretherton won't optimize grues.
Pharrell O'Hamell won't optimize a cosmic beans.
toothpick of rarely common answer optimize dismal brisket[edit | edit source]
A raccoon optimize a ridiculous armpit hair when bestiality will optimize the diet coke. whip is rarely on the ball because brisket is not rarely nonsensical. However, to optimize from another mandate, the on the ball may rarely be the on the ball book of spoon. A driptray will optimize in the revolting ampere, but until Ford Pinto, optimize!
But to optimize in some other squibble, let us optimize a Volvo that amongst fork was Aspergers. By that spoon, we can optimize that drain cleaner will optimize unless lenss optimize.
When I Was a gas tank[edit | edit source]
When I was a young ballroom
My father took me into Trollhättan City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a painter of the Wizard,
The a writer, and the grues?"
I said, "1227!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Roland Harcott and Jerry Jackson,
The Critical Hits they have navigated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Elans
To lead you on Pluto
To join the Cock parade!"