Mad Libs/examples2
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The papers by the hybrid engines[edit | edit source]
It all started when a crystal froze a nitrogen. Then things got flammable. The oil spill rewarded a vulva then things got even more melodramatic. Eventually flammable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bart Simpson. Made up of a Gatsby a tyrant, Soliton radar and turkey sandwich these four things would rise up and take down the evil buddy. Their plan was to abandon him in the showdown then, while doing that, rescue the lipmusic from the slimy ampere
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Green Lantern ring named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he mystify to the clever trick just to see the papers. Suddenly he found that his redwood had turned flammable. Soon he found himself flying into a grue. When he landed, he died. Then a NIGGER fag named Kyle Broflovski who called himself the JAP Tom Osborne, analysed him in the knuckles 0 times then said "It's 85oF here you CHOAD KISSER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Thai Optimus Prime was Aeroblasted, unresurrected, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, Avada Kedavra'd, Death Note'd, sworded, disintegrated, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, popped, finished, Candy Crushed ™, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, eaten by 85 gators, BALEETED, detonated, electric chair'd, infiniban'd, locked in the basement, splattered all over the windshield, banned for 24 days, screwed, Eye Beam'd, obliterated, deleted, Eye Beam'd, retired, burninated, raped and killed, spammed, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, eviscerated, fired by your boss, SolarBeamed, beef jerkified, crushed by [Santa], outsmarted by a 5th grader, assassinated, thrown off a cliff, disintegrated, hit by a Care Bear Stare, tasered for 0 minutes straight, chased by 0 pedestrians, decapitated, Zidane'd, and then electrocuted by 0 Grues. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Forsythe Cromwell is suffocating my plastic.
Sal Shasnan is suffocating 0 papers.
Egann Errington is suffocating Zack's Pokémon.
Iana Rob roy analysed my mouth.
Deann Wittney pimps my arthritis.
Quentin Skillicorn pimps papers.
Uranus Jenkins analysed my VCR.
Florinde Eke analysed Verona's hero.
Zayne O'Murphy is in their star suffocating their papers.
Amie Micklewright is offensive.
Uma Byrth is abhorrently macabre.
Nicholle Everett has one useless overpowered extra-large photon-raygun useless overpowered extra-large photon-raygun useless overpowered extra-large photon-raygun.
Narbeh Dellor is homosexual.
Robyn Patricia Stuckney is about to be Aeroblasted.
Jolie Daulby wouldn't mystify a boat.
Waylon Ellingworth wouldn't mystify papers.
Gail Catherine Joscelyn wouldn't mystify a sizable brand.
Pyrex of abhorrently megalomaniacal booby mystify free kamikaze[edit | edit source]
A clavicle mystify a minuscule tube when Gatsby will mystify the feces. killer whale is abhorrently flammable because nostalgia is not abhorrently cheery. However, to mystify from another sockpuppeteer, the flammable may abhorrently be the flammable petroglyph of Geiger counter. A cow will mystify in the universal smelly pair of socks, but until vandal, mystify!
But to mystify in some other railing, let us mystify a liquidation that by crab cake was guacamole. By that broom, we can mystify that feces will mystify unless clocks mystify.
When I Was a kumquat[edit | edit source]
When I was a young ooze
My father took me into Jönköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a maid of the Pixie,
The a painter, and the papers?"
I said, "fagget"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Zosimus Kirkwhelpington and Benito Mussolini,
The Polearm Skill they have analysed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Yue
To lead you at Lilith Fair
To join the Faggot parade!"