Mad Libs/examples2
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The hotels out the teeth[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bluejay admonished a igneous protrusion. Then things got alarming. The classified document deterred a ax murderer then things got even more gay. Eventually alarming took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Shakespeare. Made up of a muff a philanthropist, cancer and guillotine these four things would rise up and take down the evil document. Their plan was to reduce him in the feng shui then, while doing that, rescue the diamond from the shiny blow-up doll
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a aviator named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he cramp to the buffalo just to see the hotels. Suddenly he found that his search engine had turned alarming. Soon he found himself flying into a deviant. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITE fag named Stewie Griffin who called himself the MOTHERFUCKER Michael Moore, reduced him in the larynx 0 times then said "It's 60oC here you FRITZ!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Ukrainian Mr. Peanut was made into a strange Internet fad, gutted, Bankrupted, electric chair'd, Red Shell'd, locked in the basement, condemned, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, fired, moved to the bottom of the food chain, Red Shell'd, bombed, lightsaber'd, fired, cancelled, caught in a tidal wave, dipped in acid, KO'd, exterminated, sent to detention, reverted, killed half-to-death twice, bombed out, SNAFU'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", strangled by Homer, hexed, caught by an ant-lion, gutted, caught stepping on the red zone, sniped, axed, removed from the game, swallowed by Kirby, excluded from the future, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, eliminated, possessed, converted to Scientology, imploded, trapped without food or drink, Surfed, pushed off the Empire State Building, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", and then sent to the Day of Lavos. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Ignatius Todwell is meditating my mouse.
Ophira Edgecliff is meditating 0 hotels.
Yolande Louise Wanne is meditating Yvonne Sarah's moccasin.
Winfrey Quantrill reduced my smelly pair of socks.
Ian Donald Glenn Myddleton kills my killer whale.
Young Vowell kills hotels.
Carmen Issac reduced my gas tank.
Terry Wilcocks reduced Jacki's period.
Mandah Yarwell is in their muskrat meditating their hotels.
Rosse Foscutt is rotted.
Novo Betteworth is disenchantingly obscene.
Orson Scott Mitchells has one deadly armour-piercing laser-pistol deadly armour-piercing laser-pistol deadly armour-piercing laser-pistol.
Emilia Fordyce is genderqueer.
Xanthia Hurren is about to be made into a strange Internet fad.
Jacinta Lee Yarlington could cramp a dog house.
Plum Unicombe could cramp hotels.
Phillis Eggleton could cramp a pointless copypasta.
bollocks of disenchantingly pugnacious titty cramp smug hallway[edit | edit source]
A nitrogen cramp a grue-like driptray when imitation fake vomit will cramp the osteoporosis. cowboy is disenchantingly alarming because lentil soup is not disenchantingly morbid. However, to cramp from another bistro, the alarming may disenchantingly be the alarming blocking policy of hideout. A mongoose will cramp in the infectious cabinet, but until flatulence, cramp!
But to cramp in some other Rick James, let us cramp a cartilage that out hobgoblin was amplifier. By that horse, we can cramp that stormcloud will cramp unless pies cramp.
When I Was a tit[edit | edit source]
When I was a young zebra
My father took me into Borås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a secretary of the Bishop,
The a death row prison guard, and the hotels?"
I said, "furfag."
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Bettie Utton and Jessica Alba,
The Max SP they have reduced?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Namekian
To lead you in Mushroom Kingdom
To join the Shit parade!"