Mad Libs/examples2
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The bathtubs opposite the brooms[edit | edit source]
It all started when a earlobe legislated a wiki. Then things got hateful. The buddy navigated a custard then things got even more colossal. Eventually hateful took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Brian Peppers. Made up of a bass guitar a Daewoo, Weltschmerz and gasoline these four things would rise up and take down the evil number. Their plan was to convert him in the council of national reconstruction then, while doing that, rescue the respiratory system from the crazed killer whale
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a Mexican wave named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he rinse to the nostalgia just to see the bathtubs. Suddenly he found that his cheese had turned hateful. Soon he found himself flying into a extension cord. When he landed, he died. Then a JIGGABOO fag named King Boo who called himself the YOUR MOM Brian Peppers, dried him in the middle finger 0 times then said "It's 22oF here you COCKSHITTER!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day French Spongebob Squarepants was skewer'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", 20-hit combo'd, WOODBURNINATED , framed, sued by Viacom, sued by Viacom, sprayed with pesticides, caught stepping on the red zone, bombed out, extinguished, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, cheated on, hit by a wrecking ball, rickroll'd, thwacked over the head with a broom, cancelled, thrown off a cliff, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, caught in a temporal paradox, tarred and feathered, decimated, Goatse'd, downvoted, bought for a dollar, flattened by a falling piano, told to sit in the corner of a round room, annihilated, given the toxic marshmallow, executed by snu-snu, disintegrated, crushed by [Santa], wasted by a big green semi truck, Death Note'd, Red Shell'd, exterminated, sniped, chased by 0 pedestrians, curbstomped, caught by an ant-lion, hit by a Care Bear Stare, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, lightning bolted, shipped to Mars, and then stomped. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Quinny Aspinwell is plagiarizing my pedophile.
Zhanu Retallack is plagiarizing 0 bathtubs.
Nathaniel Aldred is plagiarizing Tani's hot dog.
Yvette Peyto dried my zebra.
Vel Vere insults my bum.
Zaylie Watters insults bathtubs.
Pazel Amooty dried my dolly.
Yates Losty dried Ori's fluorescent light.
Canaan O'Broder is in their meep plagiarizing their bathtubs.
Timmon Allans is controversial.
Manny Prince is mercilessly erect.
Leonah Henington has one ballistic rough laser-zip gun ballistic rough laser-zip gun ballistic rough laser-zip gun.
Loutitia Kenyonge is bisexual.
Ursula Godsell is about to be skewer'd.
Xerces Eaglestone shall not rinse a queen bee.
Quentin Atterton shall not rinse bathtubs.
Xenia Leatherday shall not rinse a dazzling rock.
ax murderer of mercilessly lifeless whip rinse pointless memo[edit | edit source]
A bathing ape rinse a shitty Green Lantern ring when fealty will rinse the danish. quote is mercilessly hateful because racket is not mercilessly curative. However, to rinse from another Honda, the hateful may mercilessly be the hateful random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets of handstand. A Taahgaarxian will rinse in the cosmic Goblin Glider, but until temple, rinse!
But to rinse in some other arctangent, let us rinse a nostalgia that opposite wall was mountain. By that dolly, we can rinse that rucksack will rinse unless sesame seed oils rinse.
When I Was a blimp[edit | edit source]
When I was a young marshmallow
My father took me into Eskilstuna City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a urinal sweeper of the White Witch,
The a button fastener, and the bathtubs?"
I said, "WAT?"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Mae Angriff and Pervez Musharraf,
The Mojo they have dried?
Because one day, I'll leave you a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel
To lead you somewhere in Milfland
To join the Goddamn parade!"