Mad Libs/examples2
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The tires onto the blenders[edit | edit source]
It all started when a vandal deliberated a neck. Then things got nonsensical. The lighting sacrificed a Suzuki then things got even more living. Eventually nonsensical took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Cher. Made up of a cliff a blocked user, factoid and Kodak these four things would rise up and take down the evil reindeer. Their plan was to seizurize him in the watermelon then, while doing that, rescue the linux from the bare toaster
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a barn named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he alphabetise to the killer whale just to see the tires. Suddenly he found that his gasoline had turned nonsensical. Soon he found himself flying into a pill. When he landed, he died. Then a RAPE fag named Sun Tzu who called himself the BOOBIES Leonard Bernstein, broke him in the taint 0 times then said "It's 29oC here you LENS CRAFTERS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Tanzanian Fat Albert was Aeroblasted, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, ZONKED, 20-hit combo'd, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, put in the dryer, killed by your own Green Shell, put in the dishwasher, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, overthrown, h4xx0rd, Eye Beam'd, rickroll'd, trapped without food or drink, screwed, SHOT, transmogrified into a worm, Goatse'd, told to sit in the corner of a round room, Flamethrower'd, suffocated, WOODBURNINATED , left behind while the world was ending, compressed into a single point, Bankrupted, huffed, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, tarred and feathered, imploded, crushed by [candy], hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, torn apart, eradicated, pwnt to death, hanged, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, caught in a tidal wave, annihilated, turned into a brony, bombed, recycled, spammed, granted 72 virgins by Allah, and then Raigeki'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Jaden Dart is vomiting my diet pill.
Catrinna Younge is vomiting 0 tires.
Oakes Newsham is vomiting Yaffa's bollocks.
Xaviera Egane broke my bamboo.
Xander Ancombe allows my air conditioner.
Scilla Yorston allows tires.
Jeane Nicholl broke my conspiracy.
Zaveah Lurg broke Natalie Ireleen's xenomorph.
Odette Gallimore is in their duck vomiting their tires.
Eaton Armthwaite is fat.
Blossom Stanwick is often unnatural.
Hayden Quittington has one paralyzing rocket-propelled shiny gun paralyzing rocket-propelled shiny gun paralyzing rocket-propelled shiny gun.
Maricela Eastow is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Oria Thomason is about to be Aeroblasted.
Anestasia Leane wouldn't alphabetise a extension cord.
Ola Unsterworth wouldn't alphabetise tires.
Jackye Hockey wouldn't alphabetise a defective paperclip.
Doppelgänger of often unreliable dominatrix alphabetise sensual corset[edit | edit source]
A anvil alphabetise a unrefined hub cap when pie will alphabetise the melanoma. mouse is often nonsensical because philosopher is not often huge. However, to alphabetise from another elephant, the nonsensical may often be the nonsensical steak knife of sockpuppet of an unregistered user. A stool sample will alphabetise in the wobbly milk, but until broom, alphabetise!
But to alphabetise in some other Gatsby, let us alphabetise a danish that onto llama was claptrap. By that lighting, we can alphabetise that booby will alphabetise unless dishrags alphabetise.
When I Was a cheval-de-frise[edit | edit source]
When I was a young liquidation
My father took me into Sala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a plumber of the Bishop,
The a pornstar, and the tires?"
I said, "Uncyclopedia is the worst!!1"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Philander Goodliffe and Walt Disney,
The Pi Memorization they have broke?
Because one day, I'll leave you a blob of of gooey green stuff
To lead you on Venus
To join the Motherfuck parade!"