Mad Libs/examples2
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The books below the balloons[edit | edit source]
It all started when a codswallop deliberated a gasoline. Then things got trusty. The warning abandoned a random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack then things got even more retarded. Eventually trusty took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Tom and Jerry. Made up of a giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone a titty, rape and bingo these four things would rise up and take down the evil bread knife. Their plan was to subtract him in the igneous protrusion then, while doing that, rescue the flan from the bulbous telephone
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a zoot suit named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he abominate to the grue just to see the books. Suddenly he found that his fistula had turned trusty. Soon he found himself flying into a zygote. When he landed, he died. Then a LOLCAT fag named Gottfried Leibniz who called himself the FUCKWIT Michael Moore, pwned him in the spleen 0 times then said "It's 81oC here you BULLSHIT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Croatian Bill Gates was squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, terminated, strangled by Homer, downvoted, KO'd, defeated, made into a strange Internet fad, given drain bamage, petrified, shipped to Mars, popped, crushed by Tetrominoes, chainsaw'd, devoured by crocodiles, torch'd, kicked into next week, Game Over'd, h4xx0rd, terminated, buried in homework, deported, flattened by a falling piano, Ice Beamed, de1337ed, forced to eat shit, incinerated, infiniban'd, hexed, excluded from the future, burninated, given drain bamage, BALEETED, eaten by a Ruff Puff, bombed by terrorists, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, tasered for 0 minutes straight, derailed, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, exterminated, sworded, sent packing, fired, regurgitated, and then caught stepping on the red zone. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Caycee-Roxanne D'Alton is throwing my anger.
Garrod Wedgeworth is throwing 0 books.
Laurellumine Gilly is throwing Louana's factoid.
Wilberforce Butevelin pwned my Hyundai.
Tennessee Keady freezes my skyscraper.
Ann Lorrain Quernley freezes books.
Neely Padworth pwned my cow.
Venica Lever pwned Kanbond's diesel engine.
Endora Knevett is in their lobster throwing their books.
Payton Jarvie is idiotic.
Polina Branscomb is sadistically beloved.
Wanda Ellicott has one useless indestructible rough ninja-rocket-launcher useless indestructible rough ninja-rocket-launcher useless indestructible rough ninja-rocket-launcher.
Xavier Kershaw is a racist.
Ursuline Delap is about to be squashed by a 0 ton block of lead.
Temeka Virney will abominate a nuclear reactor.
Venus Craw will abominate books.
Noland Coppcor will abominate a rotted muffinface.
chromosome of sadistically peculiar prostate abominate complaining cowboy[edit | edit source]
A fnord abominate a oozing jelly when anchovies will abominate the blimp. Juffo-Wup is sadistically trusty because street sign is not sadistically natural. However, to abominate from another arthritis, the trusty may sadistically be the trusty daydream of needle. A fantasy will abominate in the wobbly anvil, but until bathing suit, abominate!
But to abominate in some other holster, let us abominate a anchovies that below monoclonal antibody was cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal. By that card game, we can abominate that nitrogen will abominate unless dominatrixs abominate.
When I Was a computer[edit | edit source]
When I was a young boardwalk
My father took me into Falköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a plumber of the Warlock,
The a spaceman, and the books?"
I said, "WAT?"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Octavia Yorke and Niels Bohr,
The Gayness they have pwned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a stampede of hungry hungry hippos
To lead you at the Indian ghost reservation
To join the Dick parade!"