Mad Libs/examples2
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The tattletales opposite the mice[edit | edit source]
It all started when a sock constructed a kitten. Then things got colossal. The sheep deterred a 20-hit combo then things got even more straight. Eventually colossal took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Crazy Frog. Made up of a random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack a Swiss cheese, operating system and pool ball these four things would rise up and take down the evil kamikaze. Their plan was to golf him in the centrifuge then, while doing that, rescue the teabag from the ridiculous able-bodied spiderman gimp train
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a serial blanker named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he obliterate to the philanthropist just to see the tattletales. Suddenly he found that his hadron had turned colossal. Soon he found himself flying into a adverb. When he landed, he died. Then a INBRED fag named Dave Chapelle who called himself the INBRED Brian Peppers, deterred him in the dead skin cell 0 times then said "It's 24oF here you PUSSY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Lithuanian Timmy Turner was lightsaber'd, retired, End Task'd, imploded, sniped, outsmarted by a 5th grader, covered in tar and feathers, wasted by a big green semi truck, torn apart, beef jerkified, pushed off the Empire State Building, sworded, decimated, timeshifted to Sept. 31, detonated, skewer'd, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, caught by an ant-lion, caught by an ant-lion, hanged, given drain bamage, framed, hexed, owned, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, eaten by a Grue, Surfed, BALEETED, votekicked, eaten by a Grue, crushed by [candy], killed half-to-death twice, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, SHOT, incinerated, sacrificed by the Aztecs, End Task'd, huffed, killed in the sixth book, excluded from the future, sent to detention, lightsaber'd, bombed out, and then Hadouken'd. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Quinby O'Rhall is rioting my gelato.
Briana Nattresse is rioting 0 tattletales.
Del Marie Urquhart is rioting Nery's library.
Keri Yarlington deterred my noun.
Yvonne Sarah Kelsey mystifies my queen bee.
Goddard Boney mystifies tattletales.
Forrest Zorn deterred my boardwalk.
Elexa Hannaford deterred Gahan's can opener.
Khrystyna Isham is in their faceplant rioting their tattletales.
Xena Siemington is naked.
Ibell Caddell is brutally forbidden.
Nichelle Godward has one useless biological rough phaser-raygun useless biological rough phaser-raygun useless biological rough phaser-raygun.
Heike Remmington is lesbian.
Oriole Aldington is about to be lightsaber'd.
Edna Hitchcock shall obliterate a vortex.
Unity Woulfe shall obliterate tattletales.
Zackes Francis shall obliterate a big kumquat.
cheese of brutally emaciated espresso obliterate flaccid Xbox[edit | edit source]
A MIDI controller obliterate a dubious bikini when cutlass will obliterate the hideout. answer is brutally colossal because lobby is not brutally melodramatic. However, to obliterate from another roundhouse kick, the colossal may brutally be the colossal search engine of toaster. A aviator will obliterate in the erudite goose egg, but until bowling ball, obliterate!
But to obliterate in some other baseball bat, let us obliterate a igneous protrusion that opposite codpiece was zipper. By that waterfall, we can obliterate that igneous protrusion will obliterate unless fantasys obliterate.
When I Was a neck[edit | edit source]
When I was a young centrifuge
My father took me into Oskarshamn City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a unemployed bum of the Priest,
The a n00b, and the tattletales?"
I said, "1447 skillz! yeah!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Claiborne Hawks and Oliver Twist,
The Multiplayer Tetris Skill they have deterred?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Llorgiss
To lead you in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
To join the Pussy parade!"