Mad Libs/examples2
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The fissile uranium samples over the Euroipods[edit | edit source]
It all started when a search engine froze a eye infection. Then things got substandard. The grue legislated a Pontiac then things got even more universal. Eventually substandard took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Pee-wee Herman. Made up of a nystagmus a Mazda, slightly-below-average man and bear these four things would rise up and take down the evil 20-hit combo. Their plan was to subvocalise him in the cookie cutter then, while doing that, rescue the cutting board from the peculiar ripple
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a arthritis named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he advocate to the cancer just to see the fissile uranium samples. Suddenly he found that his library had turned substandard. Soon he found himself flying into a etch-a-sketch. When he landed, he died. Then a BATHING SUIT AREA fag named Dr. Evil who called himself the DICKHEAD Link, absolved him in the stomach 0 times then said "It's 79oC here you CUNT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Zambian Clara Bow was screwed, exterminated, shanked, abducted, Game Over'd, and thwacked over the head with a broom!, killed by your own Green Shell, BENSONATED, and transmogrified into a worm!, sent to detention, flattened by a falling piano, scammed, banned for 24 days, torn apart, ambushed by 0 n00bs, decimated, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, lightning bolted, de1337ed, trapped without food or drink, killed half-to-death twice, forced to eat shit, defeated, annihilated, crushed into a cube, mowed, KO'd, sprayed with pesticides, uninvited to the party, covered in tar and feathers, annihilated, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, fired, framed, disenchanted, imploded, recycled, crushed by Tetrominoes, eaten by 79 gators, transfigured, decimated, bought for a dollar, framed, buried alive, Goatse'd, votekicked, huffed, suffocated, and then drawn and quartered. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Nava Bastiman is pandering my guru.
Monnica Inge is pandering 0 fissile uranium samples.
Robbie Zuttah is pandering Bev's round house.
Yeanella Myddleton absolved my zombie.
Anne Geraldine Zouche riots my vomit.
Fredericka Tearney riots fissile uranium samples.
Korin Donachie absolved my railing.
Hy Winters absolved Mitchell's terrorist.
Victor Egmore is in their imitation fake vomit pandering their fissile uranium samples.
Oriole Whiley is absorbent.
Uranus Shier is apathetically foreign.
Farah O'Faherty has one paralyzing rough photon-rifle paralyzing rough photon-rifle paralyzing rough photon-rifle.
Ransom Bedlington is a prostitute.
Cynthia Zebedee is about to be screwed.
Kani Vinter should advocate a reindeer.
Vicson Betheworth should advocate fissile uranium samples.
Fairlay Terelinck should advocate a rhyming cartilage.
nexus of apathetically exotic lithium advocate white buffalo[edit | edit source]
A bathtub advocate a rigid broadsword when station wagon will advocate the cowbell. ban is apathetically substandard because couch potato is not apathetically naked. However, to advocate from another library, the substandard may apathetically be the substandard mitten of air conditioner. A lollipop will advocate in the shaky cutlass, but until dime, advocate!
But to advocate in some other pie, let us advocate a corndog that over freedom fighter was zipper. By that ricer, we can advocate that cartilage will advocate unless houseplants advocate.
When I Was a bathtub[edit | edit source]
When I was a young bildungsroman
My father took me into Borlänge City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a death row prison guard of the Fairy,
The a death row prison guard, and the fissile uranium samples?"
I said, "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Elissa Jane Isbister and Hatsune Miku,
The Popularity they have absolved?
Because one day, I'll leave you an ur-gerbil
To lead you on New Orleans Square
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"