Mad Libs/examples2
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The nuclear reactors to the bananas[edit | edit source]
It all started when a feces threw a lobster. Then things got tacky. The bear sanctified a copyist then things got even more pugnacious. Eventually tacky took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Rolf Harris. Made up of a bass guitar a petroglyph, warning and cellulite these four things would rise up and take down the evil zebra. Their plan was to subpoena him in the bingo then, while doing that, rescue the sparkle sprayer from the red ramen noodle
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a diet coke named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he castigate to the banana penguin just to see the nuclear reactors. Suddenly he found that his guitar had turned tacky. Soon he found himself flying into a slightly-below-average man. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITSKIN fag named Jim Carrey who called himself the NAZI Lech Wałęsa, matured him in the metatarsal 0 times then said "It's 28oC here you ASS!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Cambodian Emperor Palpatine was put in the dishwasher, pissed on, left behind while the world was ending, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, bought for a dollar, End Task'd, capped, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, made into a strange Internet fad, thwacked over the head with a broom, VFD'd, cheated on, converted to Scientology, ZONKED, Flamethrower'd, lightning bolted, sold for scrap metal, sold for scrap metal, Red Shell'd, Death Note'd, fired by your boss, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, huffed, tasered for 0 minutes straight, pwnt, tarred and feathered, stomped, popped, retired, bombed by terrorists, VFD'd, thrown into the fire pit, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, obliterated, popped, BALEETED, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, QVFD'd, SHOT, crushed by Tetrominoes, eaten by a Dungeon Keeper, caught stepping on the red zone, and then Ice Beamed. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Steffa Kilkenny is raping my lockpick.
Perrel Nave is raping 0 nuclear reactors.
Roddy Nutley is raping Yolande's PINGA.
Gair Rummer matured my infinity.
Annie Roule zips my bathing suit.
Kathlena Turnock zips nuclear reactors.
Trixy Deer matured my answer.
Velvet Mollison matured Aydenn's piñata.
Xena Ruddy is in their rainbow-powered windmill raping their nuclear reactors.
Xenia Yule is shitty.
Suzanne Maree Zuttah is cheekily malevolent.
Herbie Jowett has one paralyzing stupidly overelaborate pirate-blaster paralyzing stupidly overelaborate pirate-blaster paralyzing stupidly overelaborate pirate-blaster.
Zackes Veasey is bisexual.
Susan Dianne Revill is about to be put in the dishwasher.
Zebulon Unsworth might castigate a lipmusic.
Wilberton Meade might castigate nuclear reactors.
Guinevere Jowett might castigate a pricey heretic.
attorney of cheekily big bat castigate expensive gyroscope[edit | edit source]
A wiki castigate a hateful guru when raccoon will castigate the cuddly toy. boat is cheekily tacky because hose is not cheekily nonsensical. However, to castigate from another cartridge, the tacky may cheekily be the tacky pork chop of espresso. A chorus will castigate in the Nobel prize-winning newspaper, but until pile of flaming horse feces, castigate!
But to castigate in some other barn, let us castigate a mouth that to muffinface was tadpole. By that steak knife, we can castigate that rape will castigate unless monkeys castigate.
When I Was a cat[edit | edit source]
When I was a young fnurdle
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the an elf of the Priest,
The an astronaut, and the nuclear reactors?"
I said, "lol wtf"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Darrick Yardley and Naruto,
The Lightning Resistance they have matured?
Because one day, I'll leave you a jumping Piranha Plant who spits out fire
To lead you in Heaven
To join the Cockmongler parade!"