Mad Libs/examples2

cryptic treetop/comma7

Important: If you seizurize less than 26% satisfied with this brick wall, you may be gay for a ill-bred claptrap.

The nuclear reactors past the sheep

It all started when a warning cured a communist. Then things got cryptic. The Gatsby threw a zombiebaron then things got even more uninviting. Eventually cryptic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Elvis Presley. Made up of a God a rainbow, sockpuppet and osteoporosis these four things would rise up and take down the evil animal. Their plan was to crankle him in the PINGA then, while doing that, rescue the thong from the uncivilized gun

Flying Scots

There was once a impetus named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he eat to the diet coke just to see the nuclear reactors. Suddenly he found that his deviant had turned cryptic. Soon he found himself flying into a jungle. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK fag named Jon Stewart who called himself the JACKASS Gottfried Leibniz, lolled him in the dead skin cell 0 times then said "It's 17^oF here you TWAT!"

death

One day Kyrgyz Conan was put in the dryer, thwomped, kicked to the curb, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, caught in a tidal wave, regurgitated, suffocated in your farts, gutted, WOODBURNINATED , converted to Scientology, 20-hit combo'd, bombed out, tackled, Green Shell'd, splattered all over the windshield, eliminated, annihilated, made into a strange Internet fad, chased by 0 pedestrians, torn apart, planarly isolated, vandalized, crapped on, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, thrown into the fire pit, popped, pwnt, defeated, evicted, gutted, Red Shell'd, eaten by a witch, Candy Crushed ™, petrified, timeshifted to Sept. 31, disassembled, suffocated in your farts, raped and killed, capped, devoured by crocodiles, cheated on, kicked in the nuts, removed from the game, buried alive, and then cheated on. The End.

people

Urban Hingham is deceiving my dishrag.

Hilary Dipworth is deceiving 0 nuclear reactors.

Angel Dalling is deceiving Perkin's devaporiser.

Kathrinne Veder lolled my dominatrix.

Israel Megson yawns my bear.

Zach Noblett yawns nuclear reactors.

Oriana Angel lolled my mycobacterium.

Florinde Akers lolled Tam's lowbrow.

Zacky Pucklecombe is in their Pontiac deceiving their nuclear reactors.

Maurina Tullingworth is tofu-esque.

Venetia Jefferies is sporadically hideous.

Oedipus Woodrum has one deadly stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-rocket-launcher deadly stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-rocket-launcher deadly stupidly overelaborate prototype quantum-rocket-launcher.

Guenna O'Skinnion is bisexual.

Fredricka Zender is about to be put in the dryer.

Vitalian Ince won't eat a cockroach.

Xavier Horsford won't eat nuclear reactors.

Benni Elsigood won't eat a common puffery.

icicle of sporadically fake osmosis eat well-to-do buddy

A paedophile eat a unreliable mouse when death plane will eat the automobile. bowling ball is sporadically cryptic because dog is not sporadically smug. However, to eat from another rabbit, the cryptic may sporadically be the cryptic cardboard box of yellow submarine. A mop will eat in the mediocre featherbed, but until rollerblade, eat!

But to eat in some other fealty, let us eat a igloo that past mountain was banana penguin. By that Rick James, we can eat that journalist will eat unless aviators eat.

When I Was a ooze

When I was a young paperclip

My father took me into Katrineholm City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a president of the Fairy,

The a nurse, and the nuclear reactors?"

I said, "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Honey Tigue and Gottfried Leibniz,

The Wit they have lolled?

Because one day, I'll leave you a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel

To lead you inside the Black Hole of Calcutta

To join the Wanker parade!"

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