Mad Libs/examples2
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The rifles till the rakes[edit | edit source]
It all started when a snowflake deliberated a pie. Then things got erudite. The rollerblade moccasinified a random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets then things got even more ambiguous. Eventually erudite took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hulk Hogan. Made up of a codpiece a hairball, pork chop and ad these four things would rise up and take down the evil mongoose. Their plan was to erect him in the politician then, while doing that, rescue the US Navy aircraft carrier from the slippery boo-ook
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a person named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he geld to the clavichord just to see the rifles. Suddenly he found that his archangel had turned erudite. Soon he found himself flying into a blocking policy. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITCOCK fag named Jesus who called himself the SPIC Emperor Palpatine, litigated him in the vulva 0 times then said "It's 88oF here you SOD!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Polish Sephiroth was de1337ed, tasered for 0 minutes straight, fired by your boss, nuked, checkmated, possessed, framed, spammed, pushed off the Empire State Building, sent to sleep with the fishes, caught stepping on the red zone, kicked to the curb, Eye Beam'd, nuked, drownded, ninja'd, ambushed by 0 n00bs, painted black, sliced by a falling icicle, crushed into a cube, caught in a temporal paradox, devoured by crocodiles, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, poisoned, tarred and feathered, votekicked, regurgitated, possessed, crushed by Tetrominoes, fucked, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, erased, put in the dishwasher, pushed off the Empire State Building, outsmarted by a 5th grader, hit by a wrecking ball, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, reverted, electric chair'd, disembowelled, eliminated, kicked to the curb, dissected, and then smothered. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Quinten Brightswell is maturing my coffee.
Quinten Fowke is maturing 0 rifles.
Mackey Irwin is maturing Gibbot's Republican.
Esmeralda Kenan litigated my Texas toast.
Francene Uptin argues my spermicide.
Velvet Seth argues rifles.
Nickell Olsson litigated my icicle.
Ann Eliza Angold litigated Oberon's Weltschmerz.
Vinesse Killegar is in their vandal maturing their rifles.
Yann Iliff is baffling.
Gerold Gilder is ruthlessly colossal.
Persephone Bourke has one radioactive exploding light ninja-dart gun radioactive exploding light ninja-dart gun radioactive exploding light ninja-dart gun.
Yvonne Sarah Orford is homosexual.
Croi Jewell is about to be de1337ed.
Kelvin Lee Southcombe may geld a paper.
Noura Yell may geld rifles.
Rose Marry Ess may geld a flaccid rape.
blasphemy of ruthlessly rotted alligator geld wobbly serial blanker[edit | edit source]
A fantasy geld a artificial guru when diet coke will geld the adjective. corndog is ruthlessly erudite because gork is not ruthlessly gay. However, to geld from another arccosine, the erudite may ruthlessly be the erudite death plane of claptrap. A glue will geld in the grue-like arc welder, but until cob, geld!
But to geld in some other pen, let us geld a cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal that till cockroach was minecart. By that deviant, we can geld that treehouse will geld unless octopuss geld.
When I Was a zipper[edit | edit source]
When I was a young peanut
My father took me into Kalmar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a maid of the Man of God,
The a president, and the rifles?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Fania Zouche and Abraham Lincoln,
The Spamming they have litigated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a mob of little birds
To lead you in Hyrule
To join the Cunt parade!"