Mad Libs/examples2
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The lawn mowers by the salad forks[edit | edit source]
It all started when a mitten constructed a sarcophagus. Then things got on edge. The air proved a tofu then things got even more nail-biting. Eventually on edge took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Peter Griffin. Made up of a brick wall a pie, clever trick and copyist these four things would rise up and take down the evil Kirby. Their plan was to burn him in the sysadmin then, while doing that, rescue the electrified mocha chinchilla from the educated glucose
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a stampede named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he evaporate to the centrifuge just to see the lawn mowers. Suddenly he found that his lobster had turned on edge. Soon he found himself flying into a garbage bin. When he landed, he died. Then a YUKY DOODY fag named Colin Powell who called himself the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Bart Simpson, discombobulated him in the appendix 0 times then said "It's 11oC here you SHIT!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Azerbaijani Macbeth was stung by mosquitoes, End Task'd, crushed by Tetrominoes, touched with a ten-foot pole, thwomped, thrown into the fire pit, scammed, kicked in the nuts, checkmated, uninvited to the party, evicted, planarly isolated, bombed out, drownded, made into a strange Internet fad, possessed, turned off, WOODBURNINATED , outsmarted by a 5th grader, Killer card'ed, hit for 6, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, eaten by 11 gators, disassembled, made into a strange Internet fad, dipped in acid, Raigeki'd, fucked, extinguished, fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump <option>flamed, put in the dishwasher, ZONKED, put in the dryer, assassinated, excluded from the future, pwnt, axed, crushed by [candy], Green Shell'd, overthrown, zapped by infrared radiation, drownded, framed, voted off the island, and then stomped. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Nicci Vellacott is vomiting my teabag.
Ursula Rockett is vomiting 0 lawn mowers.
Zackes Jeyes is vomiting Mellany's sockpuppet.
Olli Zuttah discombobulated my bread knife.
Florentina Vach cogitates my boat.
Zaveah Utber cogitates lawn mowers.
Sarah Umfraville discombobulated my bank robbery.
Gannon Ashford discombobulated Leonius's Pac-Man.
Ibell Querney is in their angel vomiting their lawn mowers.
Nymphadora Joblin is baffling.
Hardin Nowell is colloquially massive.
Nanncy Milbank has one poisonous prototype ion-flamethrower poisonous prototype ion-flamethrower poisonous prototype ion-flamethrower.
Karoline Sirett is lesbian.
Stanleigh Malloch is about to be stung by mosquitoes.
Urban Rattney won't evaporate a racket.
Darlow Pummell won't evaporate lawn mowers.
Dariel Longley won't evaporate a contrived council of national reconstruction.
lunch of colloquially emaciated Green Lantern ring evaporate boring Republican[edit | edit source]
A mountain evaporate a clammy dogma when dog will evaporate the glass orb. oil is colloquially on edge because facepalm is not colloquially ridiculous. However, to evaporate from another houseplant, the on edge may colloquially be the on edge adjective of lasagna. A cellphone will evaporate in the senseless eeble, but until leaking roof, evaporate!
But to evaporate in some other katzenjammer, let us evaporate a blocking policy that by diesel engine was iPod. By that squid, we can evaporate that fat will evaporate unless toasters evaporate.
When I Was a bumbleberry jam[edit | edit source]
When I was a young spoon
My father took me into Borås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a nurse of the Witch Doctor,
The a lawyer, and the lawn mowers?"
I said, "liek omg wut?"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Zoe Amesbury and Chuck Norris,
The Ultrashot Skill they have discombobulated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Phasm
To lead you on Alpha Centauri
To join the Titty parade!"