Mad Libs/examples2
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The plagues but the rifles[edit | edit source]
It all started when a bishop humped a minefield. Then things got defective. The cubicle optimised a chump then things got even more diseased. Eventually defective took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Black Jesus. Made up of a cardboard box a antibacterial, Minolta and tennis racket these four things would rise up and take down the evil website. Their plan was to crinkle him in the applesauce then, while doing that, rescue the random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets from the dazzling muff
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a amv named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he zap to the kitten pot pie just to see the plagues. Suddenly he found that his flightdeck had turned defective. Soon he found himself flying into a newspaper. When he landed, he died. Then a DOUCHING fag named Jesus who called himself the CHIGGER Abu Hamza, ASPLODEd him in the buttocks 0 times then said "It's 65oC here you TRANNY!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Burundian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was put in the dryer, strangled by Homer, zapped by infrared radiation, Hadouken'd, chased by 0 pedestrians, granted 72 virgins by Allah, evicted, found out, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, hit by a Care Bear Stare, disembowelled, transfigured, abducted, Hadouken'd, bombed out, Surfed, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, owned, dehydrated, suffocated in your farts, sent to detention, told to sit in the corner of a round room, sacrificed by the Aztecs, Blue Shell'd, vindicated, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, thwacked over the head with a broom, mowed, bombed out, caught stepping on the red zone, cheated on, Hadouken'd, framed, touched by Michael Jackson, de1337ed, shanked, Nerf'd, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, ninja'd, converted to Scientology, hit by a wrecking ball, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, strangled by Homer, and then fired by your boss. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Gyles Justins is cogitating my danish.
Malissa Ohlson is cogitating 0 plagues.
Marlow Pagitt is cogitating Elwood's arc welder.
Verona Godsmerton ASPLODEd my fiddle.
Earline Keelahan foams my arctangent.
Zebedee Flanegan foams plagues.
Placid Hickwell ASPLODEd my glucose.
Yonina Grub ASPLODEd Dorotha's glucose.
Wilmette Gissington is in their air conditioner cogitating their plagues.
Melissa Joan Heatley is lazy.
Zackes Villiers is occasionally Nobel prize-winning.
Yvonne Eastgate has one ballistic double-ultra super megaquantum-dart gun ballistic double-ultra super megaquantum-dart gun ballistic double-ultra super megaquantum-dart gun.
Corky Francklin is heterosexual.
Louis Gibney is about to be put in the dryer.
Oliana Flint couldn't zap a puffery.
Nichelle O'Lynnan couldn't zap plagues.
Ernie Embuary couldn't zap a pocket-sized thumbtack.
lens of occasionally idiotic tennis racket zap hateful leash[edit | edit source]
A fountain zap a Nobel prize-winning xylophone when Gatsby will zap the muskrat. period is occasionally defective because Daewoo is not occasionally free. However, to zap from another dot, the defective may occasionally be the defective boardwalk of gas tank. A padlock will zap in the explosive daydream, but until swimming pool, zap!
But to zap in some other guitar, let us zap a daydream that but belt was beagle. By that evil secret Canadian mind-control device, we can zap that buddy will zap unless featherbeds zap.
When I Was a milquetoast[edit | edit source]
When I was a young stick
My father took me into Borås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a mailwoman of the Prophet,
The a cameraman, and the plagues?"
I said, "OMG!1!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Steven Yeo and Shakespeare,
The Ice Resistance they have ASPLODEd?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Strider
To lead you at Disneyland
To join the Motherfuck parade!"