Mad Libs/examples2

slutty Subaru/sysop9

Important: If you shit less than 56% satisfied with this candlestick, you may be bad mannered for a tense codswallop.

The cakes beneath the brooms

It all started when a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi optimised a bevel. Then things got slutty. The apple sauce crystallised a candlestick then things got even more senseless. Eventually slutty took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Amy Rose. Made up of a rain meter a squid, God and bomb these four things would rise up and take down the evil lobby. Their plan was to feel him in the gyroscope then, while doing that, rescue the cardboard box from the unrefined bestiality

Flying Scots

There was once a suicide bomber named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he widen to the rickroll just to see the cakes. Suddenly he found that his Volkswagen had turned slutty. Soon he found himself flying into a idiot. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITSLINGING fag named Walt Disney who called himself the NIGNOG Rolf Harris, accentuated him in the buttocks 0 times then said "It's 42^oF here you BUTTFUCKER!"

death

One day Israeli Kippy was End Task'd, fired, outsmarted by a 5th grader, sacrificed by the Aztecs, made into a strange Internet fad, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", defeated, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, given drain bamage, derailed, sold for scrap metal, suffocated, touched by Michael Jackson, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), imploded, erased, cancelled, bombed, detonated, vindicated, sniped, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, votekicked, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, stung by mosquitoes, kicked in the nuts, hexed, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", infiniban'd, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, turned into a brony, compressed into a single point, sent to Pluto, Rick Roll'd, devoured by crocodiles, deported, granted 72 virgins by Allah, lightsaber'd, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, disenchanted, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", moved to the bottom of the food chain, 20-hit combo'd, chased by 0 pedestrians, and then forced to eat shit. The End.

people

Nattie Nemington is rinsing my warning.

Yeanella Dancombe is rinsing 0 cakes.

Lindsy Mulqueen is rinsing Thomasine's nexus.

Zareen Inward accentuated my ooze.

Quinton Slowley annoys my terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER.

Kayley Tregellas annoys cakes.

Pippa Johill accentuated my elf.

Jack Leslie Bayly accentuated Wellby's Gatsby.

Zayden Luckfield is in their racket rinsing their cakes.

Daffi Kegney is diseased.

Willis Platford is severely puce.

Novella Jewhurst has one freezing exploding light laser-grenade-launcher freezing exploding light laser-grenade-launcher freezing exploding light laser-grenade-launcher.

Odis Flannery is unfunny.

Marsi Endecott is about to be End Task'd.

Venessa Impson can widen a ostrich egg.

Pena Tyzack can widen cakes.

Fiona Anne Sankey can widen a tawdry Chevrolet.

engraving of severely exotic critter widen shiny hose

A anvil widen a putrefying gelato when YouTube Poop will widen the petroglyph. steak dinner is severely slutty because ninja is not severely offensive. However, to widen from another Furby, the slutty may severely be the slutty General Tso's kitten of flan. A electron will widen in the diseased harpsichord, but until ninja, widen!

But to widen in some other noseblower, let us widen a escape pod that beneath Kirby was cockgoblin. By that rock, we can widen that pedophile will widen unless rifles widen.

When I Was a gamelan

When I was a young Toyota

My father took me into Kiruna City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the a cameraman of the Shaman,

The a computer programmer, and the cakes?"

I said, "j00 got p4wn'd"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Petrona Yarrum and Michael Jordan,

The Polearm Skill they have accentuated?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Horny

To lead you on Neptune

To join the Wanker parade!"

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