Mad Libs/examples

Important: If you speak less than 27% satisfied with this sceptre, you may be foul for a megalomaniacal chorus.

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One option since The Place where Dragons Be

by Homestar Runner

At the same time, the diet mouthwash won't pilot the Weltschmerz. One okra versus a juice piloted a snake since the violoncelli. To sum up, the papers deconstructed abhorrently.

While of Moscow, Peter Griffin had recollected it and said completely, "Kick butt, I wouldn't tie the padlock. In a few words, nonchalantly I couldn't."

To sum up while hoarsely flammable, Cassie plus Rohan had christened the rabidly uncivilized Nintendo. After some time and warmly, IRC had coldly driven the mammary glands

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 3 magmas cogitate under an oil spill That Is About To Be Eye Beam'd

By Sonic the Hedgehog

Really, from. "What!" Said You. Benito Mussolini Sreamed "You recollected a death jungle!". "Yeah" replied Elton John, "At Edom". Then Tom Osborne insulted Pablo Picasso's aeroplane. Kevin Federline said "I'll get some flan. And Kermit the Frog Can merely untie and throw homotopies at stupid old Pikachu. Then RAHB Screamed "AAA! A a Kobold!". Whatever That Thing Was, It ate Sonic the Hedgehog's buttocks and ears. "Oh Man!" Said Vince McMahon, "It's 41^oC Out Here!". Then Dracula was attacked by Bill Bennett with a Nuns, while Bill Clinton got infected with a computer virus. Stephen Colbert suddenly Jumped than a person that was egregious and haphazardly constructed. AAA Said " My Favorite Color is blood red!". "There's Nothing like chocolate cake!" said Cat the Colourful. Chairman Mao interrupted "Or, you know, whatever, Get stinking silly centrifuges! Randy Savage, you're an icicle! And Oscar Wilde You're a a Gurog!". Then Albert Einstein woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big cheval-de-frise agreed Simsilikesims's hearts. It was homely. "Help!" said PF4Eva as he ruthlessly ASPLODEd with a goose egg. Before anyone could hurt, Ringo Starr obliterateed, grabbed a shortsword and said occasionally, "i'm 1447!!," Before being earned by an apple

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a diet pill like a hero

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that stir

And petroglyphs that construct like nunchucks

I want a girl with the right boats

Whos fast, and thorough, and poopy as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the plagues, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short attack page,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong hotel

I want a girl who gets up rhythmically

I want a girl who stays up hoarsely

I want a girl with uptight prosperity

Who uses a skyscraper to cut through white sticks

With tubes that shine like air conditioners

And a voice that is rhythmic like abnormal glass

She is fast, thorough, and dead as a tack

She's touring the cartilages, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short possibility,

And a long, long foible

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Uranus we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a respiratory system with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a jungle that will get her there

She's changing her name from Wario to Carlos Mencia

She's trading her comma for a white advert

I want a girl with a short blimp,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

gelato

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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