Lembaga Sensor Film
“R über alles!”
“This body is a rubber-stamp, teenager-oriented board that makes children stay away from their TV.”
Lembaga Sensor Film (en: The Movie Censor) is a body in Indonesia that tries to beat ESRB but in turn has been couped by German teenagers that think all TV programs are for teenagers only.
In recent days LSF isn't only beeping the so-called inappropriate speeches, but also grayscale anything that it deems unsafe rust, for Prussians working there don't like blood very much. This can make MMA life uncolorful and boring to politically correct people.
Because of above, LSF has 13 as the sacred age number, because they think that becoming a teenager is a rite of passage since teenagers can appropriately watch virtually anything.
History[edit | edit source]
LSF dates back when flying Dutchmen were still rule Indonesia, when they thought that they should have cut what they deemed inappropriate for the commoners (read: something like IRA). Then, Japanese people that came along with their Nazi and Mussolini friends used it for their own propaganda (but ice cool to real men with three car pedals).
After Indonesians gained independence, they thought that everything should have what was so-called "P & K" (not Head & Shoulders baby!). So they dragged LSF into politically correct but boring local and educational values (how big are they?).
On the rise of Suharto, censor was not about smelling senses of the environment, but even more boring research about whether something can be enjoyed by all.
Since 2009, Nazis and Prussians has taken over the body to spread what was so-called "teen supremacy". That is, teenagers are above other humans and all content must be catered for them. But how one can know if there are good deeds, aesthetics, and positive knowhow in these contents as teenagers wanted to see?
Nowadays, the LSF board people (mostly teens) go one step further. They say that they don't like blood because they don't want to sacrifice anyone, so the body begins to grayscale blood frames. This cause upset in MMA and martial arts world, for fighters think sacrificing blood is necessary to win the game. No color, boring again.
Another controversial step is to blur guns. For gamers, how can they spot their enemies if their weapon is blurred? Do they want to fight with only melee, since the body doesn't like bare knuckles either?
How does a program (like a movie or TV program) be classified?[edit | edit source]
- Does the program to be aired at night when people are sleeping? If so, rate it on mature (D).
- Is it childish (like cartoons)? If so, make it A.
- Does any proletariat like the program so much? If so, tag SU.
- None of the above, the program is defaulted to R. You can add 13+ to make it unary postfix operator that is invalid in all programming languages, mistaken for increment the age by one.
- If unsure, consult your BO the dog!
Self-censor[edit | edit source]
LSF also spreads what it called "self-censoring", which is placing random sensors toward your TV and sort out what your family want. But to know the demand of your parents, you need to read a lot of German propaganda books, then conceded to any teenagers in your family (if there are ones).
Actually, the practice isn't useful since each person knows best, even though they have to step into unknown territory.