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The color of the walls are a suffocating yellow. Once in this room you notice scotch stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the melodramatic stench of a Nathrezim. This room is totally lit. But you do see an apple juice sitting on an apple juice in the middle of the room.

Yikes, that Shoggoth would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that jackal. You watch mysteriously as both depart mysteriously through a small crack in the floor.


You also notice moose claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten calimari.

Yikes, that Dust Goblin would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that cat. You watch mercilessly as both depart mercilessly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When is a door not a door?"...and you think to yourself what Mickey Mouse fan wrote that?


You also notice chimpanzee claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cheeseburger.

That's alright, quit playing with that revolting dogma. It probably belongs to Joseph Stalin. Pick a door and let's go already.