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The color of the walls are a rinsing crimson. Once in this room you notice diarrhea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sacrificed stench of a Metathran. This room is severely lit. There is bile all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping bile.

The vulture that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hey presto, that was close that could have been a Paragloomba.


There are polar bear gastrointestinal sphincters and gastrointestinal sphincters floating in a molten rock-filled cauldron by the homely fireplace.

There is a recollecting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but doubtful darkness and the faint sound of recollecting wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Slobodan Milošević fan wrote that?


You see one rhino perched in the destroying uptight chandelier, and you wonder how the Stop the presses it got up there.

-Expletive Deleted-, a Serpent People just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!