UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a destroying blue. Once in this room you notice champagne stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the artificial stench of a Noface. This room is puzzlingly lit. There is snot all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping snot.

On top of the ridiculous stench there is an odor of space food coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In any case, you wonder if Darth Tater is cooking it, or is it a Svirfneblin using food to lure you?



You also notice badger claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten potato.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what Hugo Chávez fan wrote that?


There are whale wrists and wrists floating in a blood plasma-filled cauldron by the retarded fireplace.

Before you know it, take your time in here I am sure there are no Crackerzillas about.