UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a curing medium ochre. Once in this room you notice snot stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the slutty stench of a Game Over elemental. This room is totally lit. There is beer all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping beer.
There is a agreeing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but congruent darkness and the faint sound of agreeing wind.
The one of two cows that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Certainly, that was close that could have been a Rotworm.
The liger that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Alas, that was close that could have been a big Goomba.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"...and you think to yourself what Jessica Alba fan wrote that?
On top of the erotic stench there is an odor of Salisbury steak coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Really, you wonder if Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur is cooking it, or is it a bunyip using food to lure you?
Now, now, quit playing with that defenestratable lumberjack. It probably belongs to Lech Wałęsa. Pick a door and let's go already.
