UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the studio.

	Forward
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The color of the walls are a swallowing fuchsia. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the nonsensical stench of a huge yeti with a machine gun. This room is repulsively lit. There is beer all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping beer.

There is a writing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but pyrrhic darkness and the faint sound of writing wind.

On top of the repugnant stench there is an odor of sandwich coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Lech Wałęsa is cooking it, or is it a Kallikan using food to lure you?

There are fish teeth and teeth floating in a salt water-filled cauldron by the clammy fireplace.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Strong Bad fan wrote that?

You also notice duck claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten chocolate.

Crikey, quit playing with that no-frills Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. It probably belongs to John Kerry. Pick a door and let's go already.