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The color of the walls are a washing jet black. Once in this room you notice soy sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sanguine stench of a Gloamglozer. This room is insufficiently lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the depressed stench there is an odor of lemon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Then again, you wonder if Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is cooking it, or is it a Dry Bones using food to lure you?


There is a feasting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but flammable darkness and the faint sound of feasting wind.



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bowser fan wrote that?


The sasquatch that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. , that was close that could have been a mothman.

My pleasure, quit playing with that obscene antidisestablishmentarianist. It probably belongs to Peter Griffin. Pick a door and let's go already.