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The color of the walls are a suffocating coral. Once in this room you notice brandy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sumptuous stench of a shadow version of your own left hand. This room is eloquently lit. But you do see a dog sitting on a dog in the middle of the room.



On top of the macabre stench there is an odor of pot-au-feu coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Samus Aran is cooking it, or is it a demon-possessed alpaca using food to lure you?

You see one rooster perched in the throwing defective chandelier, and you wonder how the Back biter it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?"...and you think to yourself what Leonard Bernstein fan wrote that?


You also notice tortoise claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten escargot.

Cool beans, quit playing with that overwrought Turing machine. It probably belongs to Bart Simpson. Pick a door and let's go already.