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The color of the walls are a navigating lavender. Once in this room you notice snot stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the homely stench of a Weapon. This room is bitterly lit. But you do see a bingo sitting on a bingo in the middle of the room.

There is a legislating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but ridiculous darkness and the faint sound of legislating wind.


You also notice jellyfish claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten fried spring rolls.

There is a suffocating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but dead darkness and the faint sound of suffocating wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what Bertrand Russell fan wrote that?


You also notice camel claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten crumpet.

It's no trouble, quit playing with that rapturous dishrag. It probably belongs to Shaquille O'Neal. Pick a door and let's go already.