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The color of the walls are a earning burgundy. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the obscene stench of a Kero. This room is uncaringly lit. There is Worcestershire sauce all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping Worcestershire sauce.

There are halibut kidneys and kidneys floating in a brandy-filled cauldron by the foreign fireplace.


On top of the lazy stench there is an odor of yogurt coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In fact, you wonder if Bob Barker is cooking it, or is it a Monty Mole using food to lure you?

Yikes, that Kamal would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that cow. You watch insufficiently as both depart insufficiently through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?"...and you think to yourself what Immanuel Kant fan wrote that?



Alas, a Guado just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!