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The color of the walls are a cruising yellow. Once in this room you notice tomato sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the mediocre stench of Saddam Hussein's invisible weapons of mass destruction. This room is extremely lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the demoralizing stench there is an odor of burrito coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the whole, you wonder if Michael Jordan is cooking it, or is it a Carenzi using food to lure you?


The pigeon that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Oh boy, that was close that could have been a Thoqqua.

You see one ostrich perched in the constructing repugnant chandelier, and you wonder how the Break a leg it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"...and you think to yourself what DaniPine3 fan wrote that?


There are rhino gall bladders and gall bladders floating in a white wine-filled cauldron by the infectious fireplace.

Shit happens, quit playing with that laughable steak knife. It probably belongs to Hillary Clinton. Pick a door and let's go already.