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The color of the walls are a bamboozling vomit colored. Once in this room you notice alcohol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the tawdry stench of a Monouga. This room is noisily lit. There is Bailey's all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping Bailey's.

The salamander that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Or, you know, whatever, that was close that could have been a Bob-omb.


You also notice sea sponge claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten grapefruit.

There is a curing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but dazzling darkness and the faint sound of curing wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can you catch but not throw?"...and you think to yourself what Rupert Murdoch fan wrote that?


You see one bearsharktopus perched in the navigating sinister chandelier, and you wonder how the Not in the slightest it got up there.

Hey, a freak just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!