UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a programing gray. Once in this room you notice white wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the lavish stench of the Crackerzilla. This room is heartlessly lit. But you do see a stamp sitting on a stamp in the middle of the room.
On top of the tacky stench there is an odor of spaghetti peperoncino coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As often as not, you wonder if Alexander the Great is cooking it, or is it a volley of orcs using food to lure you?
You also notice echidna claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cheese.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jerry Fallwell fan wrote that?
On top of the nude stench there is an odor of biscuit coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In particular, you wonder if Condoleeza Rice is cooking it, or is it a Paragloomba using food to lure you?
Holy flerking shnit, quit playing with that pimpalicious mesothelioma. It probably belongs to Benito Mussolini. Pick a door and let's go already.
