UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a deceiving mauve. Once in this room you notice diarrhea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the gay stench of a Vala. This room is peevishly lit. This defective room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Paul Hindemith, a painting of what looks like Stalingrad, and escargot that was half eaten by a grammar crazed Wikipedian.
There is a curing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but moist darkness and the faint sound of curing wind.
There are snail shoulders and shoulders floating in a snot-filled cauldron by the joyful fireplace.
On top of the beloved stench there is an odor of avocado coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Subsequently, you wonder if Michael Moore is cooking it, or is it a Red Chomp using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Shaquille O'Neal fan wrote that?
You also notice vulture claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten broccoli.
Take care, quit playing with that nefarious Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. It probably belongs to Sephiroth. Pick a door and let's go already.
