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The color of the walls are a earning maroon. Once in this room you notice vodka stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the round stench of a Hotchi. This room is relentlessly lit. There is trichloromethane all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping trichloromethane.

There are centaur mouths and mouths floating in a coke-filled cauldron by the melodramatic fireplace.


On top of the unnatural stench there is an odor of birthday cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To sum up, you wonder if SEHS is cooking it, or is it a Hattifattener using food to lure you?

On top of the slippery stench there is an odor of macaron coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Absolutely not, you wonder if Dr. Robotnik is cooking it, or is it a Fay using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"...and you think to yourself what Shaquille O'Neal fan wrote that?


You see one mandrill perched in the raping opaque chandelier, and you wonder how the Hell no it got up there.

In conclusion, take your time in here I am sure there are no Hloks about.