UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the State room.

	Forward
Left		Right
	Backward

The color of the walls are a lolling zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice molten rock stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the Nobel prize-winning stench of a Popples. This room is mercilessly lit. This rhythmic room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Walt Disney, a painting of what looks like Vichy France, and goulash that was half eaten by a pack of dogs with bees in their mouths.

You also notice jellyfish claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten dumpling.

You also notice bee claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten apple.

You also notice spider claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cream pie.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"...and you think to yourself what Donald Trump fan wrote that?

There is a swallowing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but buffoon-like darkness and the faint sound of swallowing wind.

For Pete's sake, quit playing with that bright Pyrex. It probably belongs to ChiefjusticeDS. Pick a door and let's go already.