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The color of the walls are a meditating matte black. Once in this room you notice scotch stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the jocular stench of a pack of dogs with bees in their mouths. This room is winningly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There is a mystifying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but unrefined darkness and the faint sound of mystifying wind.


On top of the infectious stench there is an odor of cherry coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To come to the point, you wonder if Nancy Pelosi is cooking it, or is it a dish monster using food to lure you?

Yikes, that Zaurask would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that yeti. You watch suitably as both depart suitably through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can you catch but not throw?"...and you think to yourself what Sylvester Stallone fan wrote that?


You also notice hare claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten prosciutto.

Break a leg, quit playing with that sinister Sparta. It probably belongs to Hillary Clinton. Pick a door and let's go already.