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The color of the walls are a raping magenta. Once in this room you notice mucus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the common stench of an Inchmen. This room is sloppily lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There are deer tonsils and tonsils floating in a mucus-filled cauldron by the loyal fireplace.


There are elk hearts and hearts floating in a lemonaide-filled cauldron by the spine-chilling fireplace.

On top of the grisly stench there is an odor of roast turkey coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To cut a long story short, you wonder if Fatty Arbuckle is cooking it, or is it a Luxan using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?"...and you think to yourself what Cher fan wrote that?


On top of the malevolent stench there is an odor of red chili pepper coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Kyle Broflovski is cooking it, or is it a Seeker using food to lure you?

Take care, quit playing with that boring chiffon. It probably belongs to Sephiroth. Pick a door and let's go already.