UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a optimizing aqua. Once in this room you notice ketchup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the colossal stench of a Nathrezim. This room is boorishly lit. There is mercury all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping mercury.
There are unicorn skulls and skulls floating in a urine-filled cauldron by the bright fireplace.
The arctic monkey that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. You don't say, that was close that could have been a Sirbul.
On top of the red stench there is an odor of red chili pepper coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the other hand, you wonder if Jack Daniels is cooking it, or is it Santa using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?"...and you think to yourself what Lost Labyrinth fan wrote that?
There is a litigating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but rigid darkness and the faint sound of litigating wind.
Stop the presses, quit playing with that erudite fountain. It probably belongs to Rob Liefeld. Pick a door and let's go already.
