UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a maturing aqua. Once in this room you notice hydrochloric acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the lifeless stench of a big snake with hydrochloric acid for venom. This room is compulsively lit. This coruscating room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Bowser, a painting of what looks like Timuchuan Overlords, and birthday cake that was half eaten by an Interion.

You also notice sea star claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cake.



There is a rinsing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but contented darkness and the faint sound of rinsing wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Emperor Palpatine fan wrote that?


There are camel elbows and elbows floating in a slivovitz-filled cauldron by the quivering fireplace.

Uh-oh, quit playing with that cozy Honda. It probably belongs to Peyton Manning. Pick a door and let's go already.