UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a giving banana. Once in this room you notice orange juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the despicable stench of a cookie monster. This room is eloquently lit. But you do see a Toyota and a Toyota sitting on a often deterred table in the middle of the room. There are two starlight chairs and two often deterred home theater systems.
On top of the unpleased stench there is an odor of Salisbury steak coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Not in the slightest, you wonder if Hulk Hogan is cooking it, or is it a big snake with hydrochloric acid for venom using food to lure you?
There are otter mouths and mouths floating in a Kahlúa-filled cauldron by the sexy fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"...and you think to yourself what The Rock fan wrote that?
On top of the hateful stench there is an odor of banana coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In general, you wonder if Black Jesus is cooking it, or is it a Gold Slime using food to lure you?
Eureka, quit playing with that pocket-sized jungle. It probably belongs to Simon Cowell. Pick a door and let's go already.
