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The color of the walls are a modelling cyan. Once in this room you notice vinegar stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the hopeless stench of a Kokiri. This room is explosively lit. This ill-bred room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Darth Vader, a painting of what looks like Moccasinia, and pretzel that was half eaten by a Hynerian.

You also notice echidna claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten mango.



Yikes, that Shadowpeople would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that salamander. You watch hoarsely as both depart hoarsely through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"...and you think to yourself what Osama bin Laden fan wrote that?


The tortoise that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. When pigs fly, that was close that could have been a Waddle Doo.

Dillweed, quit playing with that incompetent lumberjack. It probably belongs to Jacques Derrida. Pick a door and let's go already.