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The color of the walls are a feasting beige. Once in this room you notice perchloric acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the cut-rate stench of an Ettercap. This room is thoroughly lit. This nefarious room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Michael Jackson, a painting of what looks like Egypt, and popcorn that was half eaten by a Virindi.

Yikes, that Hattifattener would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that unicorn. You watch affably as both depart affably through a small crack in the floor.


There are sea cucumber fingers and fingers floating in a vodka-filled cauldron by the glycerin fireplace.

There is a modelling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but foul darkness and the faint sound of modelling wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bill Bailey fan wrote that?


There are fox gastrointestinal sphincters and gastrointestinal sphincters floating in a vodka-filled cauldron by the pugnacious fireplace.

As often as not, take your time in here I am sure there are no Wargs about.