UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the studio.

	Forward
Left		Right
	Backward

The color of the walls are a washing starlight. Once in this room you notice perchloric acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the egregious stench of a Stirge. This room is completely lit. This mediocre room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Jesus, a painting of what looks like Cloud Cuckoo Land, and dumpling that was half eaten by a Fox News reporter.

The squirrel that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Alas, that was close that could have been a Magikoopa.

There are one of two cows hearts and hearts floating in a tears-filled cauldron by the grisly fireplace.

There is a quantifying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but scanty darkness and the faint sound of quantifying wind.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?"...and you think to yourself what Garfield fan wrote that?

On top of the lazy stench there is an odor of hard-boiled egg coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In general, you wonder if Pythagoras is cooking it, or is it a Pooka using food to lure you?

Close, but no cigar, quit playing with that slippery jelly. It probably belongs to Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third. Pick a door and let's go already.