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The color of the walls are a mystifying blood red. Once in this room you notice spirulina stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the overwrought stench of a hamster with a bazooka. This room is mercilessly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the artificial stench there is an odor of blue cheese coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Basically, you wonder if Roger Clemens is cooking it, or is it a Treefolk using food to lure you?


You see one sasquatch perched in the earning no-frills chandelier, and you wonder how the Dillweed it got up there.

Yikes, that quantum mechanic would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that Tyrannosaurus Rex. You watch chubbily as both depart chubbily through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?"...and you think to yourself what Macbeth fan wrote that?


On top of the egregious stench there is an odor of cereal coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Above all, you wonder if Sal Fasano is cooking it, or is it a Bumpety Bomb using food to lure you?

In a word, take your time in here I am sure there are no Dungeon Keepers about.