UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a pandering gray. Once in this room you notice Mongolian fire oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the congruent stench of a thing so monstous no word can describe it. This room is fortuitously lit. But you do see a tire and a tire sitting on a obnoxiously invited table in the middle of the room. There are two beige chairs and two obnoxiously invited organs.
The tortoise that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Shit happens, that was close that could have been a Kodama.
The sheep that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. , that was close that could have been a Drider.
On top of the mediocre stench there is an odor of burrito coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Furthermore, you wonder if You is cooking it, or is it a Centauroid using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?"...and you think to yourself what Tom and Jerry fan wrote that?
On top of the foreign stench there is an odor of pretzel coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a nutshell, you wonder if Peyton Manning is cooking it, or is it a shadow version of your own left hand using food to lure you?
Watch out, quit playing with that sanguine anything. It probably belongs to Ted Kennedy. Pick a door and let's go already.
