UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a bamboozling cream. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the rhythmic stench of a Devourer. This room is unsympathetically lit. But you do see an ooze sitting on an ooze in the middle of the room.

There is a deceiving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but impressive darkness and the faint sound of deceiving wind.


The halibut that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. OMG!, that was close that could have been the dreaded Crewebacca.

There are jackal hearts and hearts floating in a tomato sauce-filled cauldron by the expensive fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Chuck Norris fan wrote that?


On top of the dubious stench there is an odor of burrito coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In particular, you wonder if Johann Sebastian Bach is cooking it, or is it a Xorn using food to lure you?

In other words, take your time in here I am sure there are no Winglys about.