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The color of the walls are a suffocating blue. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the mediocre stench of a Wumpus. This room is neurotically lit. There is no furniture in this room.

The velociraptor that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. It's no trouble, that was close that could have been a box of crazed munchkins.



On top of the egregious stench there is an odor of birthday cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the whole, you wonder if Conan is cooking it, or is it a Troll using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Mr. Potato Head fan wrote that?



Well then, quit playing with that no-frills gas tank. It probably belongs to Stephen Sondheim. Pick a door and let's go already.