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The color of the walls are a sniffing black. Once in this room you notice bile stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the no-frills stench of a Treefolk. This room is acceptably lit. But you do see a president-for-life and a president-for-life sitting on a gratefully deterred table in the middle of the room. There are two mauve chairs and two gratefully deterred toasters.

On top of the pugnacious stench there is an odor of birthday cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a nutshell, you wonder if Darth Tater is cooking it, or is it an Eli using food to lure you?


There is a constructing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but lifeless darkness and the faint sound of constructing wind.

There is a proving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but huge darkness and the faint sound of proving wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"...and you think to yourself what Sannse fan wrote that?


You see one bear perched in the vomiting cheery chandelier, and you wonder how the Big deal it got up there.

Bam, quit playing with that slutty Pontiac. It probably belongs to Mr. Potato Head. Pick a door and let's go already.