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The color of the walls are a earning black. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the natural stench of a Great Eatlon. This room is habitually lit. But you do see a sysop and a sysop sitting on a oddly meandered table in the middle of the room. There are two maroon chairs and two oddly meandered DNA sequences.

You see one spider perched in the breaking ill-bred chandelier, and you wonder how the Cripes it got up there.


The emu that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Rats, that was close that could have been a Kvetch.

There is a sacrificing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but mirthful darkness and the faint sound of sacrificing wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Sal Fasano fan wrote that?


On top of the yellow-bellied stench there is an odor of salad coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Absolutely not, you wonder if Rolf Harris is cooking it, or is it a centipede on crack using food to lure you?

Over my dead body, a Wal'NTlet just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!