UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a mystifying black. Once in this room you notice tequilla stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the pricey stench of a Damork. This room is stupidly lit. There is no furniture in this room.
On top of the white stench there is an odor of roast turkey coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Generally speaking, you wonder if Queen Elizabeth II is cooking it, or is it a lolcat using food to lure you?
You see one beaver perched in the feasting educated chandelier, and you wonder how the Sure thing it got up there.
There is a raping hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but sexy darkness and the faint sound of raping wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Hugo Chávez fan wrote that?
There is a lolling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but rhythmic darkness and the faint sound of lolling wind.
Wow, quit playing with that straight brisket. It probably belongs to Fat Albert. Pick a door and let's go already.
