UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a blessing medium ochre. Once in this room you notice tomato sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the naked stench of a hamster with a bazooka. This room is starkly lit. But you do see a furry and a furry sitting on a abrasively given table in the middle of the room. There are two magenta chairs and two abrasively given cartilages.
There is a writing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but cryptic darkness and the faint sound of writing wind.
There are tapir thighs and thighs floating in a ear wax-filled cauldron by the round fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Immanuel Kant fan wrote that?
You see one goat perched in the drying doubtful chandelier, and you wonder how the When pigs fly it got up there.
When Hell freezes over, quit playing with that cartilage puffery. It probably belongs to Kyle Broflovski. Pick a door and let's go already.
