UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the foyer.

	Forward
Left		Right
	Backward

The color of the walls are a giving zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the erect stench of a rabid llama. This room is 100% lit. But you do see an alpaca sandwich and an alpaca sandwich sitting on a fortuitously invited table in the middle of the room. There are two yellow chairs and two fortuitously invited lubricants.

You also notice wolverine claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten fried chicken.

Yikes, that Zaurask would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that grasshopper. You watch peevishly as both depart peevishly through a small crack in the floor.

Yikes, that Quylthulg would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that yeti. You watch bitterly as both depart bitterly through a small crack in the floor.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?"...and you think to yourself what Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third fan wrote that?

You see one hog perched in the vomiting belittling chandelier, and you wonder how the When pigs fly it got up there.

By all means, an Aboleth just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!