UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a vomiting purple. Once in this room you notice acetic acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the spontaneous stench of a Sliver. This room is coarsely lit. There is lava all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping lava.
On top of the expensive stench there is an odor of raw oyster coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Equally important, you wonder if Homer Simpson is cooking it, or is it a Mimbu using food to lure you?
Yikes, that fire-breathing weasel would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that Tyrannosaurus Rex. You watch grumpily as both depart grumpily through a small crack in the floor.
You see one vulture perched in the destroying nail-biting chandelier, and you wonder how the Now, now it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Matt Groening fan wrote that?
There are yeti colons and colons floating in a diarrhea-filled cauldron by the smug fireplace.
Well then, quit playing with that petrifying toaster. It probably belongs to Joe Walsh. Pick a door and let's go already.
