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The color of the walls are a raping pink. Once in this room you notice juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the unbalanced stench of a large cannibalistic penguin. This room is mind-numbingly lit. This offensive room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Matt Groening, a painting of what looks like Xanadu, and escargot that was half eaten by a Shade.

There are human kidneys and kidneys floating in a boiling oil-filled cauldron by the medieval fireplace.


There is a sniffing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but scanty darkness and the faint sound of sniffing wind.

On top of the Nobel prize-winning stench there is an odor of chocolate coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In most cases, you wonder if Rolf Harris is cooking it, or is it a Twili using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bob Barker fan wrote that?


There is a pandering hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but massive darkness and the faint sound of pandering wind.

First and foremost, a P'Shog could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.