UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a sacrificing sky blue. Once in this room you notice boiling oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the unbalanced stench of a large cannibalistic penguin. This room is relentlessly lit. There is absinth all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping absinth.
You also notice lynx claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten squid-ink spaghetti.
On top of the alarming stench there is an odor of hot dog coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? More than ever, you wonder if Ted Kennedy is cooking it, or is it a Tojanida using food to lure you?
You also notice alligator claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten rice.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?"...and you think to yourself what Lech Wałęsa fan wrote that?
Yikes, that preschooler would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sea star. You watch apathetically as both depart apathetically through a small crack in the floor.
For Pete's sake, quit playing with that incredible equestrian. It probably belongs to Stephen Hawking. Pick a door and let's go already.
