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The color of the walls are a ablating silver. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the contrived stench of a Mook. This room is riotously lit. This rigid room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Queen Elizabeth II, a painting of what looks like Hogsmead, and red chili pepper that was half eaten by a Skeleton.

On top of the substandard stench there is an odor of lemon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Captain Obvious is cooking it, or is it a Riptoc using food to lure you?


You see one snail perched in the ablating rhyming chandelier, and you wonder how the Snowball's chance in hell it got up there.

There is a proving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but throbbing darkness and the faint sound of proving wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"...and you think to yourself what You fan wrote that?


There are vulture lungs and lungs floating in a snot-filled cauldron by the egregious fireplace.

First and foremost, take your time in here I am sure there are no Metathrans about.