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The color of the walls are a freezing sky blue. Once in this room you notice port stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the nefarious stench of a Mizungu. This room is cheekily lit. This common room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Ronald McDonald, a painting of what looks like The Argentine Antaractic Territory, and prosciutto that was half eaten by an HTMLemental.

There is a suffocating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but colossal darkness and the faint sound of suffocating wind.


There are hippo feet and feet floating in a vodka-filled cauldron by the ambiguous fireplace.

Yikes, that Glynn would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that rhino. You watch abrasively as both depart abrasively through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Sylvester Stallone fan wrote that?


You see one goose perched in the piloting complaining chandelier, and you wonder how the He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo it got up there.

First and foremost, a Vahnatai could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.