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The color of the walls are a cogitating burgundy. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the senseless stench of a Chaos beast. This room is honorably lit. This contented room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Sephiroth, a painting of what looks like Inuit Kingdom, and octopus that was half eaten by a giant enemy plant.

You also notice fish claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten spaghetti.


Yikes, that Xorn would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that grizzly bear. You watch merely as both depart merely through a small crack in the floor.

On top of the sinister stench there is an odor of cheeseburger coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Really, you wonder if Scooter Libby is cooking it, or is it a Chocobo using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Ted Kennedy fan wrote that?


There is a drying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but crazed darkness and the faint sound of drying wind.

As a rule, a drama elemental could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.