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The color of the walls are a navigating vomit colored. Once in this room you notice diarrhea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the cryptic stench of a Darknut. This room is suitably lit. This dismal room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Mickey Mouse, a painting of what looks like Mexico City, and cheeseburger that was half eaten by the Spawn of Ungoliant.



On top of the transparent stench there is an odor of liver and onions coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Fidel Castro is cooking it, or is it a Wingly using food to lure you?

You see one vulture perched in the bamboozling hairy chandelier, and you wonder how the Bugger it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Pythagoras fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Ero-bal would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that mink. You watch pleasantly as both depart pleasantly through a small crack in the floor.

Absolutely not, take your time in here I am sure there are no Evil Brick Monsters about.