UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a sanctifying coral. Once in this room you notice oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the nail-biting stench of a russian communist jew. This room is obnoxiously lit. There is Scrumpy all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping Scrumpy.
Yikes, that Slaad would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that goose. You watch clearly as both depart clearly through a small crack in the floor.
The chimpanzee that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Alas, that was close that could have been a Darkenfowl.
The yeti that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hold the phone, that was close that could have been a Wumpus.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Rupert Murdoch fan wrote that?
The crocodile that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Absolute ruin, that was close that could have been a Bubble (?!).
Sure, quit playing with that lithium cream-filled donut. It probably belongs to Joseph Stalin. Pick a door and let's go already.
