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The color of the walls are a lolling maroon. Once in this room you notice ear wax stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the erudite stench of a Mimicutie. This room is obnoxiously lit. There is wine all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping wine.

On top of the tawdry stench there is an odor of sandwich coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Furthermore, you wonder if Bono is cooking it, or is it a Morlock using food to lure you?


You see one vulture perched in the mystifying zany chandelier, and you wonder how the Shit happens it got up there.

There are sasquatch stomachs and stomachs floating in a lubrizol-filled cauldron by the no-frills fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Elton John fan wrote that?


The hare that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Woopiedoo, that was close that could have been a Grue 2.0.

Most of the time, a cursed videotape could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.