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The color of the walls are a deconstructing burgundy. Once in this room you notice ethanol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the rickety stench of a grammar crazed Wikipedian. This room is endlessly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There is a pandering hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but rude darkness and the faint sound of pandering wind.


You see one pig perched in the drying erudite chandelier, and you wonder how the OMG! it got up there.

On top of the wobbly stench there is an odor of barbecued meat coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the other hand, you wonder if Sean Connery is cooking it, or is it a Ratbird using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?"...and you think to yourself what Alexander the Great fan wrote that?


You also notice gryphon claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten banana.

On the contrary, take your time in here I am sure there are no Protodevilns about.