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The color of the walls are a mystifying orange. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the glycerin stench of a Gog. This room is mind-numbingly lit. There is lubrizol all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping lubrizol.

You also notice ferret claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten fried egg.


There are wombat toenails and toenails floating in a whisky-filled cauldron by the vast fireplace.

On top of the tense stench there is an odor of chocolate gateau coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At long last, you wonder if Niels Bohr is cooking it, or is it a long-legged short-legged cross-eyed knock-kneed bow-legged sailor using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?"...and you think to yourself what Ronald Reagan fan wrote that?


On top of the dazzling stench there is an odor of potato coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the whole, you wonder if Mao Zedong is cooking it, or is it a Quellor using food to lure you?

In contrast, take your time in here I am sure there are no Yeofolks about.