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The color of the walls are a mystifying zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice ketchup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the lavish stench of a Pidgit. This room is colloquially lit. There is vomit all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping vomit.



There are giraffe lips and lips floating in a snot-filled cauldron by the artificial fireplace.

There is a drying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but no-frills darkness and the faint sound of drying wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Emperor Palpatine fan wrote that?


There is a suffocating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but colossal darkness and the faint sound of suffocating wind.

Close, but no cigar, quit playing with that lazy eel. It probably belongs to Mel Gibson. Pick a door and let's go already.