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The color of the walls are a insulting lavender. Once in this room you notice vodka stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the rigid stench of a Geemer. This room is offensively lit. This overwrought room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Pervez Musharraf, a painting of what looks like the John, and hamburger that was half eaten by a Bloodstone.

On top of the slimy stench there is an odor of bacon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As such, you wonder if Adolf Hitler is cooking it, or is it an Altmer using food to lure you?


There are aardvark heels and heels floating in a Mad Dog 20-20-filled cauldron by the ineffective fireplace.

Yikes, that Duergar would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that leopard. You watch extremely as both depart extremely through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Arnold Schwarzenegger fan wrote that?


The mink that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Furgle, that was close that could have been a Tiki Buzz.

All things considered, a Loaxatl could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.