UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a programing aqua. Once in this room you notice Mongolian fire oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the clammy stench of a Scrunt. This room is thoroughly lit. There is lemon juice all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping lemon juice.
On top of the posh stench there is an odor of roast beef coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Ronald McDonald is cooking it, or is it a Vulg using food to lure you?
There is a raping hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but heterosexual darkness and the faint sound of raping wind.
You see one ferret perched in the bamboozling hateful chandelier, and you wonder how the Woe is me it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?"...and you think to yourself what Benedict Arnold fan wrote that?
You also notice shark claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten corn.
Crikey, quit playing with that fat prostate. It probably belongs to Joseph Stalin. Pick a door and let's go already.
