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I am SO raping him. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:11, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Lacing the cookies with a date rape drug again, Dexter? Tsk tsk, he'll see through it. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 05:34, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

He won't be able to resist the cake! When he starts eating it, I'll be waiting in the shadows with a bat to knock the fucktard out! It'll work! I know it will! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:55, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Fuck! He's right across the street!

That's right, Fatty. Come and meet my meat! Oh God! He's soooooo close! Go get your kids. I want them to know what is happening to Santa! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:19, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Fuck yes! He's right on top of my roof! Be back in 10. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:20, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Best. Christmas. Ever.

You should've been here. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:36, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

This really takes me back to my "encounter" with the Easter Bunny last year. Oh man, I hope I still have those tapes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 08:22, Dec 25

The dry cleaner had a keck of a time getting the stains out of my bunny costume. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:02, 25 December 2008 (UTC)