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We’re not just going to shoot the vandals, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.--    08:07, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia seems to need more self-respecting users. That way each of us would have a smaller percentage of vandalism hitting. What if we instated a re-education program to turn vandals into people? We could promise we would laugh at their articles and lure them in that way. Then we could promise them admin powers and create a fake Uncyclopedia to administrate. After being an admin for, say, two years, any vandal should be soft-boiled enough to act like a semi-decent contributor, i.e. the rest of us. -- Style  Guide 18:21, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

I'll correct myself before anyone else gets the pleasure: we're not semi-decent. You figure out what we are. -- Style  Guide 18:35, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

We are the worst. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:31, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

If they can't play well with others, they shouldn't be on the internet. The only good vandal is a dead vandal. A keyboard is a priviledge, not a right. The only "re-education" a vandal needs is my boot on their neck. Poopy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:13, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

You mean a penis in their mouth. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:17, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh my god - such a terribly violent attitude towards your fellow beings! They are large primates, after all! Couldn't we at least use them for something? -- Style  Guide 04:54, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Doc - that makes sense. Are your tanks septic by any chance? -- Style  Guide 10:44, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Self respect

It just gets in the way of comedy. I prefer a well developed sense of self-loathing myself. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:37, 16 Apr

*Pbbt!* My sense of self-loathing isn't even well developed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:46, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I hate my sense of self-loathing. I also hate this shirt. Why did I even buy it? I'm so ugly I should just lock myself in my room and edit Uncyclopedia. Oh wait... -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:50, 16 Apr

Moors

We need more of them. They're the kind of persevering people that'll lead this site to world domination. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:54, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

When I first saw this headline I thought you were talking about the places people go to shoot pheasants or clay pigeons ! Or perhaps to track down the Hound of the Baskervilles ! --Romartus 21:35, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

•  Against. Fucking sand niggers. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:40, 16 Apr
•  Against. What he said. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:38, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

How do you clay pigeons? -- Style  Guide 06:06, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Laser tag arenas

We need more of them. To stimulate the economy and whatnot. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:28, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

•  For.--JackOfSpades (talk) 01:18, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
• I support this message. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:10, 17 Apr

Headlines

---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:24, 17 April 2009 (UTC)