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What are the religions of Uncyclopedia? I can't be bothered to look all around the site so I decided to post a topic on the dump so that slaves other Uncyclopedians can find some more.

List so far:

• Unglican Church
  • Church of Uncyclopedia
  • Grand Pantheon
    • Grand Pantheon of the Greek Gods
    • Grand Pantheon of all Gods
  • Sauronism
• BENSONISM
  • TRADITIONAL BENSONISM
    • "BENSON IS GOD" BENSONISM
    • "BENSON IS BETTER THAN GOD" BENSONISM
    • "BENSON IS EQUAL TO GOD" BENSONISM
  • anti-bensonism (fawazism)
• Pastafarianism
  • SPAMation
    • SPAM
    • Flaspamonism
  • Piratism
    • First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
    • Orthodox Monsterist Church
    • Esoteric Order of the Giant Spaghetti Monster
    • Mystical Order of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
    • Piratian First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
    • Pastapharians of the Caribbean
  • Ninjaism
    • Reformed Church of Alfredo
  • Moominism
    • Moomon Church of His Spaghettiness
    • Moomin Church of His Spaghettiness of Jersey
  • Linguinism
    • Time Noodle
    • Flying SpaghettiOs Monster
    • Rotininianism
    • Underground FSMer's of Westford
• No-God Religion
  • Atheism
    • Weak Atheism
    • Strong Atheism
  • Agnosticism
    • Weak Agnosticism
    • Strong Agnosticism
  • Mehism
    • Apatheism
    • Ignosticism
  • Antitheism
• Cthulhuism
• Discordianism
  • Proto-Discordianism
  • Traditional Discordianism
  • Cataclysm
• Zimizm
• Zombieizm
• Satanism
  • True Satanism
  • Stanism
  • Santaism
  • Oprahism
• Paganism
• Pandaianity
• Pseudo-Christianity
  • Walkentology
  • Scatology
  • Subgenii
  • Robotism
  • Olbiquism
• Dispensationalism
• Katrinism
• Bullshitism
• Bracketology
• Street Fighter Religions
  • A-ism
  • X-ism
  • Z-ism
• Pudgism

Are there any more? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:04, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

There's two brands of Athe-ism to add. --L 09:29, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

There was actually more, so I've added those in the list. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 09:58, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

Added zimizm. It's distinguished because the name is a sideways Spoonerism. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:49, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

Some of us are Discordians, even if we aren't as strict as Eris would like. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:20, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Added my religion, which I was gonna write about at some point, and some Street Figher jokes. --The Zombiebaron 16:16, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Please don't fnordget the Subgenii. Bob Dobbs is my one true short-term personal savior (until I find a couple new ones, anyway). Gimme Slack! -- Imrealized 17:04, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Oh, and Cataclysm (I think they worship... umm, Catacls, the Inuit version of Eris, or something). -- Imrealized 17:11, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Ok, added. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:24, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Added a few ones at the end. -- Alexander II10:52, June 21st (UTC)

Added Santaism TheMono 03:40, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Added Walkentology... Shouldn't there be links to as many of these as possible?  c • > • cunwapquc? 03:47, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Teeism. You shall find salvation in his pity.InfiniteMonkey 06:12, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

The Holy Divine Church of Incontrovertible Obliquity The great Oblique one will pardon your grievous forgetful sins...this time...Cigaro Cubano 13:25, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Um. Did you miss out the Jesii Corps on purpose? Or do they not count? FreeMorpheme 17:32, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

don't forget about bracketology -- jsonitsac talk to me crimes against humanity19:50, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

How about Oprahism and Bullshitism?--- Jaques Pirat ^{IS NOT FRENCH!} _{TP, F@H} 22:06, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Are any Uncyclians members of those? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:45, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

You missed the Sophia church! --Chronarion 02:47, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

That's the Unglican Church... ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:44, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

There's the Universal Temple of Goa Tse the Destroyer . . . or did I just make that one up? Wait, aren't they all made up? --Hrodulf 02:50, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Dispensationalism and Katrinism.

What about Pudgism, the worshiping of weaselpudge, the most holy and pure substance in the cosmos? You'll be offending a lot of people if you don't credit it as a religion. Those silly Wikipedians were having much the same debate over the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can you believe it? Take a look. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:11, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

• PLEASE ADD THE RELIGION YOU MANTION ON THE LIST... OR BE PUNISHED! ALSO, MAKE SURE THE RELIGION ISN'T ON THERE ALREADY! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 18:17, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Rigism? --ZombieJeff 18:19, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

No, that's a philosophy, not a religion. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 18:21, 9 July 2006 (UTC)