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A is for AAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
B is for BENSON. MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKED.
C is for Cuntymints. Yum.
D is for Lysdexia. Hmmm...
E is for Euroipods. It's a SCAM!
☸ is for ☷☲☴☶☵☰☱.
F is for fappage. yummy.
G is for Grues, watch the fuck out.
H is for Huffing Kittens
I is for iPod. Shit. My iPod died.
J is for teh Jesus. I has found teh Jesus! He's over here! Let's get him!
K is for KKK. Damn nigger-haters.
L is for Llama. I looove llamas.
☣ is for DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER!
M is for Masturbation. We all do it. (Except for me, 'coz I'm too cool for that.)
N is for Niggers. Nigga stole my featured article!
O is for O
P is for Potatochop. Without it, our world would cease to exist.
Q is for Queers. Gay pride, anyone?
R is for Rape. It's legal in Japan. /me books the next flight to Tokyo.
☭ is for Communism. FTW
S is for Sex which you will never have without paying for.
T is for Turtles. ?
U is for Underwear. Try wearing some.
V is for Vagina. Man's best friend.
W is for Wikipedia. Damn straight.
♙ is for PWNage. HAHA pwn = pawn
X is for XXX. You dirty old bastard you.
Y is for You have two cows. What you do?
Z is for Zork. *** You have died *** RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT?

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 16:03, 21 June 2007 (UTC) Make your own ABC's list of things.

CSM's listage

A AA AAA AAAAAAAAA!, AAAAA AA AAA AAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAA.
B IS FOR BENSON, WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU.
C is for Cabal, which doesn't exist.
D is for Do NOT click any links! And you shouldn't.
E is for Euroipods, which completely tore Uncyclopedia apart.
F is for Fisher Price. go eat shit fuckers
G is for Grue, and you just got eaten by one.
H is for HTBFANJS. You should read it sometime.
I is for I maed a yuky doody! Why the hell hasn't this been featured?
J is for junky junky junk. HATE HATE HAT!!!!
K is for Kitten Huffing, the classy high.
L is for
M is for
N is for Nobody cares, our favorite forum topic.
O is for the Old Contents. Funniest shit ever.
P is for Pond Whales, the article of glory of the great BENSON.
Q is for
R, the letter that comes after Q and before S, is for Redundancy, which starts with the letter R.
S is for Sophia, the only fictional woman it's legal to fantasize about.
T is for This page does not exist. And it never will.
U is for Uncyclopedia. Duh.
V is for Vanity. No, Codeine's mum doesn't know what it is.
W is for Wheeling Jesuit University, the ultimate school on teh intarweb.
X is for
Y is for You, and Template:USERNAME, too.
Z is for Zork, the best game ever.
∩ is for ∩, the leader of the Unicode Villans.

--Crazyswordsma n...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 17:14, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Cool! If I might be so bold as to fill in a gap or two:

M is for magnificent multi-media.
Q is for queer, and all those lovely people who have queer friends.

--

(but) ~~Untrue~~ Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:38, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Spang's list

☃ is for snowman.

That is all. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:37, 22 Jun 2007

Come on, Spang. You're better than that. Or should I change my "F" to say something very not nice? --Crazyswordsma n...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 17:31, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

THAT. IS. ALL. Also, snowman! Ж

WHEEEEE! 18:07, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

High Gen. Grue's list

A is for AAAAAAAAAA!, the random joke...
B is for Buffalo, the buffalo buffalo buffalo...
C is for Chuck Norris, the overused fad...
D is for Dick, what vandals are...
E is for Euroipods, which still is giant flamewar...
F is for Funny, which you must be...
G is for Grue, which just ate your face...
H is for Huff, which happens every five seconds...
I is for iPod, which iS rather annoying...
J Is for Jihad, which Sliferjam attempted...
K is for Kitten, The orange ones fuck you up REAL good...
L is for Lame, which is what Euroipods is...
M is for Masturbation, which I don't do...
N is for Nobody Cares ...
O is for Oxygen, which you lose as you edit the wiki...
P is for Pee Review, which is quite golden...
Q is for Question, which n00bs often ask...
R is for Redundancy Redundancy Redundancy, which is redundant redundant redundant...
S is for Sysop, which have the POWER...
T is for This page does not exist, which is always huffed...
U is for Uncyclopedia is the worst, HAET HAET HAT!
V is for Vanity, which Spang obviously hates...
W is for Wikia, who keeps editing their servers...
X is for Xylem, which carries water for plants (OMG FACT)
Y is for You, you're a user like a curse...
Z is for Zork, which is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, long.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:57, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Capercorn's List

A AA AAA AAAAAAAAA!,AAAA AA AAA AAAAA!
B IS FOR BENSON, WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS!
C is for Cabal, which doesn't exist.
D is for Domo-Kun, leader of grues.
E is for Euroipods, which got Nin banned.
F is for Funny, which we all try to be.
G is for Grue, would you like to RESTART, RESTORE or QUIT
H is for Hitler, WHO WANTS COOKIES NOW!!
I iS for iPod, which iS the worst joke ever.
J is for Jihad, which Tortilla failed at.
K is for Kitten Huffing, which f*cks you up REAL GOOD.
L is for Lol, which is what happens when you go here.
M is for Masturbation, which I am too awesome for, can't say that about you though...
N is for Nobody Cares, which is true.
O is for Oscar Wilde, Our Great Leader.
P is for Pond Whales, which I still don't get.
Q is for Quotes, which we have way too much of.
R is for Redundancy.
R is for Redundancy.
R is for Redundancy.
S is for Sliferjam, who tried to Jihad us all.
T is for Tortilla The Hun, who still hasn't stopped BENSON.
U is for Uncyclopedia, duh.
V is for Vanity, which Codine's mum still doesn't know.
W is for Wikipedia, worst site ever.
X is for X-Ray, best invention ever.
Y is for YEARG!, which beats the ninjas.
Z is for Zork, which was eaten by a grue.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 12:57, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Richardson j list

A is for a mad man

B is for bed wetter

C is for Corphis

D is for danger is my middle name

E is for evil farts

F is for frokkie drive

G is for good mud

H is for Hell's delves

I is for is this for real

J is for im out of juice

K is for kleenex nose

L is for laser kid

M is for im so mad

N is for nuterd nurse

O is for oh you got no ovary's

P is for poketto monsuta

q is for i quit mouse hunting

R is for roketto dan

S is for 6 pack slab

T is for tetris tickle

U is for over the underpass

V is for vendetta

W is for cloths is wet

X is for ony Sony have bony x-ray

Y IS FOR THAT I'M YELLING

Z is for zap

Richardson j 03:18, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

T is for This has nothing to do with Uncyclopedia. --

(but) ~~Untrue~~ Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:03, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Oooooooooooopppppppppsssssss I'm so sorry