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It's been on there a while, so will some one please pee on it? Here's the link: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnPoetia:Poems that don't rhyme.

Thanks.

-- 23:14, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

It looks like it's been there... a day? That's really not very long. Usually things'll be in there at least a week before being reviewed, some over a month. I usually limit myself to reviewing the latter just to get them out of the queue (unless something personal comes up with them) but hopefully someone else will sooner. In the meantime, would you like a giant squid to entertain you while you wait? I left it in your bathroom. I hope you don't mind. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 20:27 (UTC)

oh shure i'd love a squid. Oh also, I don't know whats wrong with me. I got this pee confused with another.

Well, that's good, since I wasn't about to haul it back out. Have you any idea how difficult it is to get a giant squid into a building? (And... ah. Confusion does happen.) ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 23:33 (UTC)

Wow! I found the squid, see?:

And not that I'm unhappy with it, but... You said it was "a giant squid", and frankly that's not very big.

That's not... oh. Crap. Er, I think it made babies. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 01:14 (UTC)

Fuck...

What am I gonna do with these? -- 16:04, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

You could, er... sell them to a suchi shop! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 16:33 (UTC)

I'm waaaay ahead fo you dude! $100, $101, $102, $103... 00:57, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

You only got $100 for each squid? Damn, I thought you'd be getting thousands for the size of those things! And they look to be in good health too- I'm a leading ichthyologist, you know. I know these things. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 01:20 Thursday, October 7, 2010

Crap...

Should I get 'em back? -- 02:11, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

I don't think you can. It says clearly on the door in plain Japanese that all sales are non-refundable. I'm a leading translator, you know. I know these things. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:18 Thursday, October 7, 2010

You know what always works? Steal things from folks, sell them back, steal them, sell them back, etc... works like a charm. Well, if they're idiots. And don't catch you. And lynch you. And... er... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101007 - 02:19 (UTC)

Here's waht I'll do: I'll have sex with the mother squid (I didn't sell her), then we can have squid/human babies. Then I'll sell them for money -- 02:24, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

Bestiality? I like it. I'm a leading interspecies sex coach, you know. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:25 Thursday, October 7, 2010

Glad to know it! Have you writen any books? I'll need them. -- 03:54, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

I personally haven't, to be honest I'm not much of a writing fellow. Then what am I doing on Uncyc? A colleague of mine carries some with him as he traverses New York City at night. Such an odd fellow he is. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:57 Thursday, October 7, 2010

Great when can I meet him? -- 23:13, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

You'll have to set up an appointment with him personally- he's a very busy man. Just go to New York and try to find him- he's in disguise as a homeless man, you see. So, if you offer him around $20, then he'll break character just to get your money. He's a Jew, and we all know how the Jews are with money. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:46 Friday, October 8, 2010

Good to know, maybe I could get some of that money?

P.S.

But really can some one do my review?

Do your what now? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:57, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Mt review.