Forum:Should I give Benson a dollar

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I have no idea what to do! I found this really neat dollar, and I don't know if I should spend it on cheap prostitutes, or give it to Benson! --Emmzee 14:06, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Truly your dilemma is a powerful one! --ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 16:31, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
Got one already.

Bensonbill2.jpg --Thinking cap small.png»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 17:54, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Just think, if everyone in the world gave BENSON one dollar, he would have......... one dollar, but it would be from everybody. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:46, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Give it to BENSON

Score: +6 Dollars for BENSON
  • Yes --General Insineratehymn 21:26, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:29, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes BUT IF <insert name here> BUYS BENSON FOR TWO DOLLARS, DOES <insert name here> GET A SECOND BENSON FOR FREE? --Redmond 19:31, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah. I'm all for giving money to random people. Doubly so if the random person's me. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 19:56, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Well okay, but surely puny monkey currency is far below Benson, right? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:14, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Agreed. BENSON gets my dollar. --Emmzee 13:47, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes Give BENSON the dollar already!

Buy Whores

Score: +0 cases of AIDS

Hire Benson as a Prostitute

It's the win-win solution!

Score: +1 HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN YOU!
  • Against Don't even want to think of this one. Just the thought of this leaves my brain with a bad aftertaste. No offense, Benson. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:33, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
How dare you? And you call yourself a gentleman. Why, I never! Oh, about the hooker thing, yeah, no offense taken. Benson 22:34, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Is BENSON a prostitute? I never would have guessed but I imagine Him with nice legs. So, give BENSON a dollar and give the second dollar to the c***l that does not-exist, just keep things even. The invisible vs. the imaginary. Detente.--Schizo Master 02:26, 3 March 2007 (UTC)