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I'm writing the very last for my uni, and it keeps coming out in an uncync style....I'm am in such deep trouble....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:33, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

When you flunk out there, we've got plenty of chairs free here. Except that one. That's mine...and the one beside it is for my computer. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:49, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

The way things are going, save me those two next to it. One for me, and one for my cactus. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:11, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

I need a whole row of "chairs" for my "buddies". However once I eat them, you guys can have the chairs back. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:32, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Title: Anti Terror Strategies

“In Soviet Russia, terrorists are terrorised by YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Terror

Chapter one: Basics of a valid anti terror strategy

In order to achieve viable effect vs. terror, one must hit to aspects of it:

• Motivation
• Ability.

While the "ability" can be easy by pure military means, such as: grues, Galaxy Bazookas and Famine, lowering the terrorists motivation can be much more complicated and often involve sophisticated psychological warfare such as, Low self-esteem, Mass amnesia, Assburger's syndrome (which is by no means, a laughing matter) and the implicit usage of a CABAL.

C+ too short, unnecessary grues and needs pics.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:49, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

I dares ya to submit that. -- Hindleyite 20:41, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Hire the SAS team they sort out all terrorists its the only way to beat terror SAS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is all you need in your seminar. That's saved me a few times

Chapter two: Targeted assassination by uncyclopedia memes

“lemme have him! lemme! lemme!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Target Assassinations

“I'm going to fucking bury those terrorists, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill them.”

~ Steve Balmer on Target Assassinations

		"I PITY THE FOO' THAT DOESN'T DEAL WITH MOTIVATION WHILE HITTING INFRASTRUCTURE!"
	Someone help this sucka of a seminar by rewriting it. And make it drink its milk too. Only then can it join The A-Team.

C Memes like Wilde and Balmer? Puh-leaze. Too derivative of earlier, more superior works. See me after class.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:54, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

See Also

• Uncycloversity