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Some mild drama for casual reading: I have a bad habit of engaging trollers on the Yahoo Finance message boards. Recently, Yahoo changed it's system and defaulted people's ID's to the name they put on the account, plus they added an account creation date next to all posts. One of the habitual penny stock bashers (people who scream disinformation on message boards to affect stock prices) didn't realize the change and outed himself. Apparently, the guy is an MD and he's been using his medical knowledge to offer "empty glass" analysis of this particular bio-R&D (which is doing important Cancer research) for profit.....for 8 years. So, we had an angry mob of people yelling "Hippocratic oath, sir?" etc etc and trolling the net for information on him. Well, he's the head of a small clique of trollers, with numerous ID's at their disposal, so his pals came to the rescue by trying to intimidate his detractors with lawsuit threats and Google stalking. Apparently, I made public enemy #2 on their list of people they were desperate to shut-up so they were Googling my e-mail addy around and found Uncyclopedia........I'm "Funky" BTW. I put Funky Winkerbean as my "real name" on My Yahoo account because I'm not nearly as stupid as Dr Freidberg.

He's calling me a 10 year old because my ID is.......10 years old. I try to shoot for 15 usually. I implored the guy to post all of my articles, one by one, with righteously indignant commentary for each article but he didn't bite. The guy really is the worst stalker I've ever encountered, I feel offended.-- 09:49, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, thank for you for that. Now we will all go to HELL because of you. Btw, is HELL a different place than hell? Because he keep saying HELL every time he asks you to drop for a visit. Perhaps it's a special place in hell for people as bad as you? ~

11:22, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

If given the choice, I'm sure that Capital HELL (A subdivision of HELL Industries) would also be in bold too. Unfortunately, those fascists at Yahoo are always stifling creativity and free speech.--

11:39, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

So wait, you're 10 years old? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:44, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

As AWESOME as that OptimusChris on Deviantart appears to be, I must confess it isn't me. I have to say, this is the first time I've ever come across another Optimuschris on the internet. It's a little unsettling. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:50, 17 Oct

I noticed that new thread this morning and was wondering what the hell he was shaming Optimuschris for. Since my brain was focused solely on people who normally post on that board, I was confused. I thought to myself, "who is he trying to shame now"? Now I see your post here and I'm suddenly highly amused as I now realize that MN (now "flunky" in a mirror attempt of my name "funky") is actually trying to call Uncyclopedia gay on the GNBT message board.

Maybe arguing with nutters for no apparent reason has it's silver lining in humor factor.--

12:26, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

He would a appear to be "cyberbear" now (which is kind of gay) in this thread and someone apparently was using Optimuschris but that's not the original ID name that appeared when he first posted. Yahoo is doing some weird things with the ID's. I've had some of my posts show docstrnge after being Funky after first posted and I haven't touched anything. Anyhow, I'll see if I can help him call Uncyclopedia gay.--

12:35, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

This is all I have to say on the matter. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:23, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

I rated Cyberbear's comments down as offtopic to the forum, and reported at least one of his posts as offensive and personal attacks on you. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. He is really bringing down the financial forums, and he appears to be a homophobe as well. But enjoy the free PR and links while they last. If Yahoo revokes his account, he won't be able to make them anymore. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:46, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

There's really only a handful of guys doing most of the screaming with numerous ID's. Either that, or half the people on the internet are rabid Glenn Beck fans who are xenophobic, homophobic, quasi-religious and out to save America from a Totalitarian Socialist takeover. Has anybody told Ayers that he's in charge of the White House yet?--

10:27, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

I think you hit the nail on the head with your second guess. And for the record, I would vote for Ayers in 2012. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 14:25, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

YOUR A MARXIST LIKE OBAMA AND YOU LIKE OBAMA AND HIS EXTREM SOCIALIST VALUES! YOU THINK HES YOUR MESSAIH! LISTIN TO BEK BEFORE ITS TO LATE! DONT LET ACRON DESTROY AMERICA! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:07, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

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