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Greetings to y’all,

For those not fortunate enough to have ever basked in the glory that is MasterWangs, I am here to propose a fabulous proposal.

I have recently emerged from an exceptionally long and girthy sabbatical from Uncyclopedia owing to my quest to become a criminal barrister and for the first time in a very long time I have had time to read and write for Uncyclopedia. With this reading I have noticed that very few people have maintained any level of “giving a shit”. The two notable exceptions are the delightful Wageslav and Frosty. I would hence forth like to nominate one or both of these fine individuals for the elusive “bureaucratship” title.

Now before the predictable objection of “we have active bureaucrats and they rarely need to use it, so there’s no point” is brought up, I shall clarify: This is not because bureaucrats are needed, it is purely a symbolic gesture that recognises their dedication to a Wiki that everyone else seems to have given up on, for having that last tiny bit of hope that Uncyclopedia can be “great again”.

For this reason, I say we give them both bureaucrat rights, for the good of Uncyclopedia! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:31, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

Yes, MasterWangs is right as always

• HUGE HAIRY PENIS :D --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:31, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
• As much as I don't think 'crating our two least functionally literate administrators will help the site in any way what so ever, I shan't decline the nomination and I will admit that Wageslav is pretty awesome. So basically this is one massive abstain so to refrain from sucking my own dick. Somebody else can do that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:44, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

• Also I might add it's been done, twice. Although this one has the odd distinction of smelling vaguely serious. This concerns me greatly. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:49, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

•  Against. 59.17.74:57 (talk) 19:18, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

  How about you suck my fuckin cock you bastard! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 05:38, 11 May 2017 (UTC)

•  For. Let's see... I don't really care. Wait, why am I here? Oh yeah now I remember! I love to vote!-- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:36, 11 May 2017 (UTC)