User talk:MasterWangs

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UnNews

Hahaha, it's a good one, I put it on the frontpage. Welcome, go take a cold one in the fridge! :) Mattsnow 22:47, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Hey thankyou you kind sir, I surely will (even though it's 5:30 in the morning, I will have one for you!) --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 04:30, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

It seems you seek adoption, I'd be glad to do it! Unless of course you are a sockpuppet. I got caught before lol. If you need help, just ask me! I log in at least once a day. Mattsnow 05:09, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

I already asked Frosty, but reading his/her reply I gathered that you could both help me get settled in. I'm not a sockpuppet that I'm aware of. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 06:55, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

No problem, my talk page is always open to questions. One question: one beer. Cold, please. :P Mattsnow 23:13, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

No problems, but you may want to tweak the last one a bit bro, I corrected typos until midway through it, then I gave up. Please do it tomorrow with a clear head and maybe add 2 or 3 jokes, then I may put it on the front page :P Mattsnow 02:37, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

I should probably do that now I'm sober. Before I go to my lecture in 20 minutes. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 11:30, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

LOL, at least you gave it away in the edit summary. I also sometimes started articles in my userspace while drunk, thinking it was great. The day after, I read it again and I was like WHOA.... That sucks! Mattsnow 15:51, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Something Useless For You

Hi there! It looks like I've never met you before, which also means it's typical, considering I was gone from Uncyclopedia for a few months. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that it's good to see a guy like you in Uncyclopedia for a while. You're pretty funny and I like your signature. I wish you all the best for the rest of your miserable wonderful journey in Uncyclopedia!

Now you can go back to watching porn, you twerp...whatever the hell that means. --POP!GoesTheWeasel

I get real sex :P And thankyou kind sir, I like your signature too. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 10:47, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

You got a girlfriend? Never mind, time to find a new cyberbully victim... --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:05, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

QuickVFD

Just a minor thing, when you make a listing on QVFD please add a space before the article/image you want deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:23, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, I will bear that in mind for next time. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 01:43, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

you

[08:15] <RAHB> I hope the Wang Lord graces us with his presence on IRC someday.

Obey his wishes, and come onto IRC dude... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:19, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

My college has had its IP address g-lined from all of freenode, quite an achievement in my opinion. Thanks for the offer kind sir I will see if I can find a proxy to use IRC that is not blocked from it. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 10:29, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

Oh nice work there >_< Sounds like a plan then. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:31, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, now to go to class! It's Friday! The most tolerable day of the week, as I know Saturday is just around the corner!!! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 10:33, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

I've been real busy lately, so sorry, I've got no time to make a template. But thanks for voting though! My appreciation for you like the amount of poop a dog can eat in one day.

That does'nt really make sense does it? Anyways, thanks for voting! --POP!GoesTheWeasel 15:06, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome and stuff! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:03, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

Boners!

You were in favor of the 3rd most rigged VFH in the history of Uncyclopedia!

Thanks for the vote (which got my first ever feature!!!) take these boners as a prize for your efforts

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:12, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Uhhhh, you're welcome? --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:54, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

Your brother

Considering that both you and I were adopted by Frosty on the Adopt-A-Noob program, I can say we're like brothers. Welcome aboard! I normally dislike the English but considering that we're both adopted Frosty (and born in the same decade), I can put aside our differences for the good of universal brotherhood.

So welcome to the machine! User:Matthlock/sig2 20:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

I hate the British too, fuck the British they are their own enemy I always say! Or always think or something like that. And yes hello whatever your name is. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:24, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

It is Matthlock. A portmanteau mix of Matthew (my name) and Matlock. A British Anglophobe, I see. Well, we are different but the same in that manner. User:Matthlock/sig2 16:58, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I suppose we are. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 11:01, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews

Great one, great concept! I just don't understand these 2 sentences, maybe it's me or they are not formulated well:

1. Not to mention I'm being shat on at least half the amount of time with the postman!"
2. And that was the end of the discussion between the reporter and Voldemort, and the reporter.

Mattsnow 11:48, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

1 is a reference to the fact owls shit.

2 is a reference to the fact Voldemort hates eerybody and will kill you for as little as breathing wrong.

--MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 08:22, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Award you should gotten off TKF

	Noob of the Moment July 2012

Well done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:04, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Oh boy my first of many awards! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 08:23, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Nice UnNews, I put a pic relating to it on the front page! Congrats on the award, keep it up! Mattsnow 00:16, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

Awesome, thanks. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 06:00, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

I love you

Just the way you go around "telling it how it is" despite how dumb it may sound. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:39, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

I feel violated! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:47, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

How dare you steal Frosty's love from me. He used to treat me with so much love and care!!! Now you're here and I'm ditched! Fuck you man. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 06:01, September 2, 2012 (UTC)

Nah, just kidding

I love you too, just not in the same way as Wang. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:43, September 2, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not sure whether to take that as good news or bad news. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:00, September 2, 2012 (UTC)

I'm more than just a Wang, I'm the whole nutsack! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 11:28, September 7, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

For voting on my Lasagne article. Yes, it does seem a little late but I had a lot of shit to do so yeah, unfortunately, no fancy template. Anyways, my template making skills aren't that good really since my last one got called the ugliest shit ever but man, to vote on my article, thanks. But I still won't be selling any of you people any weed. They're all mine. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 01:42, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

My favorite food (right after sperm soup) --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 09:53, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

Holy fuck it's you!

Wangs everywhere! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:58, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

Alas I was abroad enjoying my life instead of staring at my computer twelve hours a day, and/or smoking weed whilst intermittently masturbating like I was trying to start a fire. It was quite a fun break from college and I look forward to editing whilst too stoned to feel my own dick. This is one of the very limited instances where I am not stoned whilst editing as you can tell from my witty and sophisticated recount of the last four weeks. I will be seeing you around then. I see you are also now an administrator, well done, good to see all those days in your bedroom alone have finally paid off. And alas I must not return to the grind of law lactures with my lacturer. Toodles. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 10:11, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

What is zis?

[1] Where did the random characters come from? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:46, 7 January 2013 (UTC)

Probably me using a really terrible proxy in order to dodge the university's block on Uncyclopedia. But under the new site Tor works, hooray! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 01:36, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Hello

Hello, sorry to bother you, but do you mind voting for Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Syrup thieves caught? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 04:39 13 July 2013

I would mind greatly, seems to me the nomination is now closed and has been for many months. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 23:01, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

True, but that is not my fault, as you are the one who is five months late. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:11, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

It's your fault for expecting things from me. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 23:10, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

In case you're still alive...

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:50 Jun 7 2014

You make quite the case. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 05:23, 2 July 2014 (UTC)

UnNews thing

When you write an UnNews feel free to shamelessly self-promote your work on the main page by adding it to Template:RecentUnNews. It contains instructions I think? I added your recent one to it. And yah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:31, 10 May 2017 (UTC)

Ok can do --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 05:30, 11 May 2017 (UTC)