Forum:Joe9320 is better than BENSON

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Get you own JOE9320, the Australian Version of BENSON! And yes, I had now gone in parallel to BENSON.

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Do you think JOE9320 is better than BENSON?

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Who the fuck is Joe9320?

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JOE9320 IS BETTER THAN BENSON!

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 07:50, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

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Um. I hate to burst your bubble, but the Australian version of Benson is Benson. He's pangalacticmultidimensionalworldwide. And, yes, that is all one world. Look it up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

One word for one world. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:57, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Word. That's what I meant. When contemplating Benson's sheer Bensonness, my vocabulary gets crossed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:09, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Hmm... makes me contemplate the Bensonness of Bensonness. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:42, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Contemplate? Isn't that an antidepressant? VT 23:16, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Hello, I'm better than BENSON! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 06:04, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Fuck that, BENSON is better than you, arsehole. Hell, BENSON is even better than Chuck Norris. BENSON could kill Chuck Norris, that is, if the great Chuck doesn't kill BENSON first with his cross-spacetime roundhouse kick. S-984 02:30, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Nobody Cares

Except that I'm starting to find you more and more irritating, "Joe". I wonder how that'll end up? -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 09:45, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't care about BENSON. Why do people care about BENSON? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 10:02, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, neither do I. Replace BENSON with this forum topic and there. That's what I dun care bout. S-984 22:30, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't care about you not caring about BENSON. VT 23:27, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

EVERYBODY CARES

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:30, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

And I can kill BENSON, for Chuck Norris is better. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 10:28, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey Guys! I just noticed something really strange!

If you add up all the numbers in Joe9320's username it totals 14 which, coincidentally, is the exact number of times I've been caught watching porn on my in car DVD player in traffic. It's also exactly 14 more than the number of people who care about Joe9320's obsession with a long gone Uncyclopedia meme. Additionally 14 is one quarter the number of months it's been since a Chuck Norris reference was funny to anyone. Isn't that weird? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:10, 21 Feb

Eh. Bottom line, Joe9320 sucks balls and is not better than BENSON. QED. S-984 19:09, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

You don't have a car DVD player. You just carry a toaster and run around in traffic. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:19, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't believe you have a toaster. Enjoy your bread. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 22:52, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

It's ever so cold! The butter just sits there, refusing to melt. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:58, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

And I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! It can't melt! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 05:28, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

My bread is cinnamon flavored. VT 16:46, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

For the record... My penis is cinnamon-flavored. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:06, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Also for the record... Mine is vanilla-flavored. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 04:10, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Incidentally, trying to figure out what flavour mine was shattered my spine. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:35, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Couldn't you have just asked <insert name here>? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:40, 26 Feb

As well, I have multicolored shits. Not really. S-984 22:16, 23 February 2009 (UTC)