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Could someone please link me to the page where there are numerous interivews with evil/good people such as the devil or god, or characters such as sauron?

I know this is an incredibly selfish thread and it will probably be deleted fast as it breaks every rule I see, but could someone please reply fast so I can find what I am looking for before the above happens...

No rules broken as far as I can see. Although you do need to leave your signature with the four tildes: ~~~~. For the link, I can't say I've heard of such articles before. --Nachlader 10:43, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
That should be "evil/good people such as Sauron, or characters such as the devil or god?" The greatest trick that Sauron ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:49, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
I dunno, that thing with the rings was pretty badass too. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:02, Feb 10
Didn't he use the rings to do that though? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:04, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
I think he hit a low point by picking the least original sounding volcano as a dwelling. --Nachlader 22:08, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but he really did lay the groundwork for the evil volcano lair. 'Mount Doom' sounds corny now, sure, but when it first was built it was all the rage. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:20, Feb 10
I heard that he retired in the oh-so-swank Paris suburb of Montruine (ne "Monter la Ruine"). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:33, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
I wouldn't put it past the old dog. The guy had real expensive tastes when he wasn't attempting to enslave all of Middle Earth. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:28, Feb 11
On the plus side, he had full medical and full dental. Sure, slavery is bad and all, but my kid's underbite wasn't going to fix itself! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:01, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but the overtime was unpaid. Seriously - snarl viciously for as many hours as you want, only get paid for seven. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:04, Feb 11
The office parties were pretty awkward. I remember, like, last Christmas, he'd been drinking most of the sherry and went on and on in this speech, "ring this" and "ring that". We're never going to get the project completed in time. And he keeps harrassing Judy from Finance. --Nachlader 10:17, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Im not quite sure how I add a comment to a thread here... so I'm just guessing it's like this, but anyway I've found the article I was looking for, it's the "Evil" article, thought I might just let you know. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 195.194.74.227 (talk • contribs)

I'm glad that we could help. Now, if you'll excuse us, we're due for a team-building exercise at SauronCorp. I hope it's not the one where we have to hunt Ents, again. Too many slivers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:58, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Still better than trust falls. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:55, Feb 11
And not being allowed to talk when someone else has the talking stick. If I have to sit and listen to yet another orc blubber his way through a monologue on how his mother was cold and distant and he never told his father he loved him, it'll be too soon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:18, 11 February 2009 (UTC)