Forum:I just got out of jail and can't remember my password
I need help! Not like that, I got plenty of that in county lockup, ya perv. I can't remember my password after six months of AdSeg. I also forgot the pin to my Visa card. And my Yahoo! acct. And the code to unlock the dirty movies on my dish. My parakeet also died while I was incarcerated cuz my stupid landlord threw all my shit out when I didn't pay the rent. I was in jail you stupid old bitch! So if any psychics and/or David Blaine is out there, please help! 69.41.138.253 05:22, July 16, 2010 (UTC)Forgot my username too!
- If you remember your email account name, your password, and which email provider you're with, you can use the password recovery feature. Unless you also forgot your Uncyc username. In which case you're boned. --Andorin Kato 05:24, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
- Actually, you don't have to remember your username... just the email. And you use yahoo, correct? After mail.com and msn, that is the third most hackable webmail provider widely available in these parts. With any luck, you may have made some connections during your incarceration that might be able to forward you to someone capable and willing to hack it for you. For a price, of course, but I'm sure you're familiar with the details of such arrangements already. ~
Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100716 - 05:37 (UTC)
- Actually, you don't have to remember your username... just the email. And you use yahoo, correct? After mail.com and msn, that is the third most hackable webmail provider widely available in these parts. With any luck, you may have made some connections during your incarceration that might be able to forward you to someone capable and willing to hack it for you. For a price, of course, but I'm sure you're familiar with the details of such arrangements already. ~
- Forgetting your Uncyclopedia password is a blessing, not a curse. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:33, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Small world!
I just got out of jail and can't remember your password either. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:54, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
You Guys Are No Help Et.ALL
At least my landlord got me a new bird. Sure, it's a crow she caught out at the the dump, but still... it's the thought that really pisses me off. If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, I NEED MONEY. GET ME MY VISA PIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU $3.47!!! Also, does anyone have an old couch/bed/chairset or utility deposit I can borrow? Just asking. Where's Heidi Montag when you actually need her? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 69.41.138.66 (talk • contribs)
ModusOperandi? The cops call that "Work Ethic" where I come from.
I like this title.
That is a great title. I don't particularly care for anymore details, nor will I read any further than the title. I just wanted to cyber hi-five the author on such a catchy title. --KatyaGiammanco 02:20, July 27, 2010 (UTC)