Forum:HELP I AM TRAPPED IN A COMPUTER FACTORY

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I AM TIED TO A PIPE AND CAN ONLY TYPE WITH MY TONGUE, IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT YOU CONTACT THE POLICE,

OH SHIT THEY'RE COMING BACK, GET HELP FRFYKUYFK--CrabPope 21:46, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Get back to work! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:16, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I guess that explains Vista then. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:22, 21 Apr

Dodge Vista? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:29, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I CONTACTED THE THOUGHT POLICE --- Ironfist IronFist.jpg Talk to me 01:14, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

I can get the dream police, if you need them. They live inside of my head. They come to me in my bed. They're coming to arrest me. Oh, no! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
I've been caught by The Police! It was just a Sting! *braces for tomatoes* --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:01, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey people

What if he's really trapped in a computer factory? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:37, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Can he get us parts at cost? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
Weren't we supposed to call the police? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:47, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

It's alright guys, I escaped after I chewed through my own wrist--CrabPope 20:09, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Did you have any melted butter? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:11, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
What kind of sick pervert are you?--CrabPope 20:23, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
I think we both know the answer to that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:39, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
Is it 42? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:49, 23 Apr
No, it's OVER 9000! S-984 13:31, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
It doesn't matter what your answer is as long as you feel good about it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:36, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
Although we all know a wizard did it. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:45, 24 April 2009 (UTC)