Forum:Global sysops in Uncyclopedia?

Forums: Index > Village Dump > Global sysops in Uncyclopedia?

Note: This topic has been unedited for 5076 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.

People, recently, Wikipedia, with its 3,000,000+ articles and 11,000,000 people, have now announced a global sysop plan. So admins, I came up with the Local Sysop Plan:

• For every 5 users there should be an admin, which means that they can make more bans=more money.
• Create a complex system of cronies and usergroups that include the Goa Tse Clan and the CANNIBAL (there is no Cannibal).
• Establish a Wikipedia-like system of WikiProjects, knwon as UnWikiprojects that covers only Uncyclopedia.

What do you think, your honours? Should you admin get a go ahead on this? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 11:48, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

You don't really get Uncyclopedia, do you? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 11:54, Jan 16 2010

I'm completely in favour of more bureaucracy and more people who do fuck all in terms of writing articles and probably should get a job or something along those lines in the meatspace. I think I speak for everyone in saying that it’s been an improvement to the site having them here.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:20, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

heh heh. "Meatspace". -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:24, 16 Jan

Meatspace...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:44, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, we're going for more of a "Police State"-style thing, mostly for ease of Big Brother references. Later, we'll go for a "Police Academy"-style thing, and Lt. Harris will get his head stuck in the backside of a horse. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:44, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ooh, ooh! Can I be the guy that makes the funny noises? *beep-boop-beep* Priceless. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:47, 16 Jan

This topic isn't nearly incoherent enough. --Mn-z 04:03, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Exactly! carrot lol 04:06 January 17

Ha! You said, "boop!" Hilarious!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Jan 2010 ~ 11:20 (UTC)

Boop: The next phase of comedy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:42, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Petition:Ban Joe

Maybe Joe needs Ultra-Ban?--    17:04, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Verily, he sucks hard. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 16:35 • Sunday, 17-01-2010

Should he be given roll-on, stick or aerosol spray?--    17:00, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Is the pic photoshopped? • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 18:46 • Sunday, 17-01-2010

I have no idea, it popped up in a search for "ultra-ban" after first looking up "ban roll on". Looks like a real "banned ad" to me.--    00:39, January 18, 2010 (UTC)