Forum:For those that think I left I am now back and wish to ask: Who wants to have the piss ripped outa them via the medium of pantomime?
For those of you that noticed, since my arrival I have tried to do holiday events for important dates on the calendar. of the three I have attempted only one is actually completed. However this Christmas I intend to pull out literally some of my stops and deliver to you, the community, the script for "The Uncyclopedia Pantomime 2009"!
/GASPS!/
Now for those of you that don't know a pantomime is a peculiarly British tradition where the local drama group dress up as the opposite sex and act out a play -- loosely based on a fairy tale of some kind -- that lurches from one cultural reference to the next and has a utter disregard for the fourth wall.
To get to my piss-ripping related question; I intend to write a pantomime script based around Uncyclopedia and its regular users, most of whom I know well enough to mock in public without the need to ask, but for anyone who feels they couldn’t cope with the emotional trauma of being made a pun out of (get it?) please opt out below or have a word on my talk page.
The link above goes to where I will be writing the “event” over the next few days – weeks or years – please feel free to participate, I suspect it would be better to have people who have been more active than me to help out.
I hope this doesn’t make me sound like a cunt. Orian57 Talk 
22:59 9 December 2009
- You can't not sound like a, um, cunt. When people ask "Who is this Orian57 fellow?" other people reply "He's the one who sounds like a cunt." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:37, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh! Rip the piss out of me please! Pup
- I don't get it, since you asked. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK? -- Style
Guide 05:04, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- I don't get much of it either. All that I could understand it that you're going to write something in which you're going to mock the shit out of most of us.. I don't mind being mocked, myself. • •
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• 10:53, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- That's probably for the best, as we don't mind mocking you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- We? Are you gonna write the stuff with onian? Yes yes, you are, you just said you are! • • • • 11:03, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- No. I don't write. Can't, in fact. I'm completely illiterate. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:28, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- We? Are you gonna write the stuff with onian? Yes yes, you are, you just said you are! • •
- That's probably for the best, as we don't mind mocking you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- I don't get much of it either. All that I could understand it that you're going to write something in which you're going to mock the shit out of most of us.. I don't mind being mocked, myself. • •
- I don't get it, since you asked. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK? -- Style
Anybody who is familiar at all with me knows there are two indisputable truths concerning me that are relevant to this discussion.
- A. Everything I write in the forums is true.
- 1. I can not tolerate being made fun of.
- As long as you don't forgot to mention that I'm a Belgian, make fun of me as much as you like. Belgium! Belgium! Belgium! —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:23, 11 December 2009
Nope
It doesn't look funny.--Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 17:51, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- Again, bit quick to judge, don't you think? Besides that wasn't the question. Orian57 Talk
17:55 10 December 2009