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  • Der Unwehr: 12 articles, 4 features
  • IC: 6 articles, 2 features

Just sayin'.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:35, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Modusoperandi is officially 7.875 times as good as Der Unwehr: 31.5 features. Other authors over 7 times as good as unWehr include Cajek @ 32.5 Mhaille @ 31.5, Ljlego @ 31, TheLedBalloon @ 30.5, and Cap'n Ben @ 28.5 features. Just sayin'. --Mn-z 05:04, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, they got you beat. Staircase CUNt 05:07, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Hell even I'm slightly better than Der Unwehr! 20 and a half articles with 9 features! although one of those articles was for Der Unwehr.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 05:36 14 June 2009
I'm not as good as Der Unwehr. Staircase CUNt 05:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if this helps, but sometimes I write crap. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:45, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
If it makes you feel better, I always write crap. --Mn-z 19:19, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if this helps, but you should try doing the opposite of that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:24, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Don't rate goodness by the quantity of articles, be they featured or not. The quality is what it's all about. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 07:53, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
The what?!! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:43, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't know what it was that I was trying to communicate. Don't call me on this shit, I'm making it up as I go, man. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:50, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
We need more Quality.JPG. --Mn-z 11:22, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

When adressing quality, one most also take into account how long said thing has been an active user. Cajek, Mhaille, Modus and co. have been here for years. Also, Der Unwehr isn't even half as old as IC. Also, I made the above comment in a light-hearted, joking fashion, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:01, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

This is not the time nor place for light-hearted joking. I am saying this with a very stern face while rapidly stroking the penis of an overturned aardvark. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 02:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
o_0    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 02:34 15 June 2009
I'm that aardvark. Staircase CUNt 02:35, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh, are you, like, a furry?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 02:36 15 June 2009
Actually, more slippery like a fish. Staircase CUNt 02:39, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Thought there was something fishy about you. Freak.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 03:34 15 June 2009
See, I'm not a fish, I'm the aardvark. And I'm more like a sea cucumber, not a fish, actually. Staircase CUNt 03:35, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll see your cucumber, and raise you a pickle.   Le Cejak <5:18 Jun 15, 2009>
Wow. That came out differently than I planned.   Le Cejak <5:18 Jun 15, 2009>
What did you plan? Staircase CUNt 05:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
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UH OH: THIS FORUM'S BEEN HIJACKED!
I don't know what the hell you people were talking about before, but you sure aren't talking about that now. You're probably discussing penises or something. The forums are so god damned stupid.

I meant to throw some sexual innuendo in the discussion. Oh! My plan worked!   Le Cejak <5:22 Jun 15, 2009>
What plan? Wai-- Staircase CUNt 05:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
OMGGGGG WE'VE BIN HI-JACKED. HAVE TO GET BAK TO THE POINT. Uh, IC has articles. So does Der Unwehr. Staircase CUNt 05:37, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

The Goa Tse Clan is Officially Allied with Der Unwehr

Goa Tse Clan: 50+ articles, 0 features. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Hah! Together, we will crush IC! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:43, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

A wizard is now allied with Unwehr

Now you have magic on your side, Guildy. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:58, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Hi my names Joshy

And I'm four and I love Der Unwehr becuase I can't pronouce it and so it sounds funny!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:01 15 June 2009

But are you allied with them, Little Joshy? If not, fuck off, you fucking spic. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
ItellingItellingItelling -- you said a noughty word so Mrs Peterson will shout at you!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:04 15 June 2009
Joshy, go screw your dad over. He can't teach shit. Staircase CUNt 19:05, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
My mommy is gonna get you, Mr. Stairs!! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:06, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Idiots. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:08, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
You should say "poo" not "shit" because it's a bad word too! And anyway my Daddy did teach me how to poo properly because he told me that I had to do it in the toilet and not Mrs Cutlers flower bed!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:12 15 June 2009
Well he knows shit about sand castles. Staircase CUNt 19:13, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Now let me help rebuild your sandcastle. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:13, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
I like salad, if I didn't say that already. Staircase CUNt 19:14, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok Orian doesn't like where this is heading. And that's the only time you'll ever hear me speak in third person.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:16 15 June 2009
[[Talk:HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle|You're the one that first implied this. Remember.]] Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:21, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Hmm. Well yeah but no. Just. Don't rape Joshy.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:33 15 June 2009
Don't worry. He's safe from harm. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:13, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that Joshy is stupid. Staircase CUNt 21:14, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Yaya! It's good to be safe like what Mrs Peterson said about the green cross code which means you should only cross when the light is green!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:17 15 June 2009
No you're stupid because you're blue you're meant to breate to keep you're skin pink Mummy said.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:17 15 June 2009
Ah, it's all bull. Staircase CUNt 21:18, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
No it's the truth! Bulls live in fields.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:20 15 June 2009
Youre a big poopy! Everybuddy says so. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
No Thomas is the poopy! Nobody likes him but Mrs Peterson gave me a gold star!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:22 15 June 2009

Der Unwehr Is Officially Allied with Der Unwehr

Bet none of you were expecting that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Dude that's so gay.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:22 15 June 2009
I was. Cause a wizard or something. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:25, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
I beknownst it. Staircase CUNt 21:26, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Fuck. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:07, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Beat ya, Guildy! Staircase CUNt 23:07, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
That's what she said. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:38, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
I concur. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:13, 16 June 2009 (UTC)