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If you refuse to accept BENSON as your lord and saivor, and instead go with Ouroborororororos or something else that is a false prophet, YOU WILL DIE! I am the supreme BENSON crusader, and all will fall beneath my mighty heel unless you are a devout supporter of BENSON! I have prepared Userboxes just for this occasion.

This user is a Crusader for BENSON. All nonbelievers will be punished with extreme prejudice.

Join me in my glorious quest! And BENSON, if you are reading this, give me your blessings so I can better destroy the infidels! --Molotovnight 13:12, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Just how strong was that crystal meth the hobo sold you? --Emmzee 13:20, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Hey! I'm not a hobo. I'm a bum, damnit. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:35, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

It's always the same - the late converts always end up being the crusaders. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:22, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Here, have a death stick. It will shorten your life, by hmmm..., 20 years? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

What about Manostologists?

Look, as firmly as I am abensonIST, I wish genocide to neither BENSON nor Ouroboros, not even /'/'/'Powershot/'/'/'. Now, I realize as both Bensonist and terrorist you are prone to be a bit violent, but I beg you to simply become tolerant towards those with different believes. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:17, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Meh

ATHIESTS WILL KICK YOUR ASS

That is all. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:50, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

That is, once they get over how intellectually superior they are and prove their worth to society. Also, surely atheists have learned by this point that "kicking ass" creates a persecution complex, which makes people even more religious? </agnostic sarcasm> --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 01:04, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Cut off Molotovnight's meth supply

Score: +4 concerned citizens

• For. This guy is freaking loony. --Emmzee 01:59, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
• For, this not the way of the BENSON. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:19, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
• For, and send him to a rehab clinic. --General Insineratehymn 14:59, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. What else is he on? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 09:42, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Give Motolovnight Death Sticks

Score: +2 Star Wars fanboys

• Don't Get cocky kid - Each Death stick drops his life span by 20 years. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
• Another death stick for Molotovnight! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 06:53, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL!

With big, nasty, pointy teeth!



--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Death awaits everyone, so why bother at all? IDGAS!!!!!!--Eeyore 15:29, 8 April 2007 (UTC)