Forum:Cat the Colourful is an idiot

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I started wondering this today. That I could be an idiot. And why? Because...

  1. I asked Shabidoo to answer me am I dying. It was very useful question, and I`d really liked to know it. Guess What? Did he answer me? No.
  2. I asked from Lollipop what kind of article we could write into PLS. Guess what? Did he answer me? No.
  3. I put one of my articles into Pee Reviews. Guess what? Did anyone care? Certainly not.

And why, I ask again? Yes, that would really be answer I`d like to hear. That`s why I made a poll. A poll which proves I`m an idiot. The meaning of life. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:09 28 September 2011

Your main trouble seems to be your assumption that "Guess did <subject> <verb>" is a valid construction in English. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:16, 28 September 2011
Oh. That`s why. Please be nice and enlighten me how it`s supposed to be? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:19 28 September 2011
What you probably meant was "Guess what? Did he answer me?" and "Guess what? Did anyone care?" Also, the verb you're aiming for is "enlighten". Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:26, 28 September 2011
Shit. Okay, fixed. Shitfuckgoddammit. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:29 28 September 2011
I'd also just like to point out that "Guess what." is a statement (think about it), and therefore doesn't require use of a question mark. -RAHB 02:27, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
I answered you, you inbred feline. Do you ever check if people respond? Goddammit, the attention whores we have these days! --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 October 2011, at 02:30
It can be pronounced as a question, though. Just as questions like "What?" can be pronounced as statements, rendering stuff like "Wut." Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:52, 3 October 2011
Yeah, but I get the feeling that most people aren't thinking about that before carelessly throwing in a question mark. -RAHB 17:57, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Is Cat the Colourful (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser a cocksuckingfaggotidiotclown which he certainly is not[edit source]

Score: 3.1 guys with a Harvard degree on this site
I love you guys. You`re the best. And I`m really sorry from writing something stupid like this, thing. This was just some "I want some attention"-thing. Sorry guys. I love you all. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:45 5 October 2011