User talk:Zomby
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Hello, Zomby motherfucker...(oh wait...that's redundant), and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Hello.....................fatass. I know who you are. Don't lie. Editing my user page, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm? You know, it'll be such a shame, if you just got shot in the face by me. If i only had a gun........but oh wait!!!!! I DO. Wouldn't like if if I went behind you and shot you in the back with an assault rifle? Your attempts are FUTILE!!!! And....YOU suck a fucking lemon, bitch. Seriously...wwhat kind of insult is that? Suck a lemon, bitch?!!!Oooohhhhh, it's such a good insult! If you didn't realize with your primitive mind, I was being sarcastic. In Soviet Russia, lemon sucks YOU!!!--Mr. turtle 20:09, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
