User talk:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual

No. Judging is not done. Your win is forfeit, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seriously though... Somebody needs to judge best rewrite. I may if I have time tomorrow afternoon. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 07:06, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

hhrrrrk! Inside joke! Hrrk! HUnnnnghh. (Man, it's really hard to express blatant sarcasm in writing) User:Mrthejazz/sig 17:42, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

What happens if your uncyclopedia dies.?
what happens if it has babies? 00:12, 29 June 2013 (UTC)98.114.20.64

Good questions! If your Uncyclopedia dies, you should stop feeding it. If your Uncyclopedia has children, follow all the same steps and procedures as outlined in the manual. -- The Zombiebaron 03:07, 29 June 2013 (UTC)