User talk:Yesihavecookies

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Yes you have a cookie!

Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For actually bothering to read and making some good edits to one of my articles (HowTo: Learn Guitar). Also, I felt I had to make your username more fitting. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Reefer Desk - Use it | Converse 13:48, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

I have returned

I am back from holiday. It was good, but I managed to get sunburn almost everywhere on my body. Anyhow, I got Ace's message - just let me know what sort of ideas you are having and we can get writing some articles. I'm always up for a collaboration. The chatroom might be a good idea... if not, just tell your mate Ace to drop me another message on my talk page. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 12:39, 12 July 2006 (UTC)