User:Yesihavecookies
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“He plays a mean bass.”
“Thanks to him I'm coming back into style.”
“Me too!”
“He's an idiot loser!”
'Yesihavecookies' is the uncyclopedia username for none other than Anthony Fantano (don't worry, he's barely Italian).
Facts About Yesihavecookies[edit | edit source]
- Seven pages of phone book have passed through his digestive system.
- A heathy 5 year old boy grows out of his back every 3 months.
- He's had more radio shows than you've had hot dinners.
- He has been addicted to such puzzle games as: Tetris, Tetris Attack, Snood, and Yoshi's Cookie.
- He eats little to no cookies. This is why he never runs out.
- His favorite food is falafel.
- His alternate personality, Ace Cannon, has been working in the field of of journalism for over 42 years.