User:Yesihavecookies
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“He plays a mean bass.”
– Frank Zappa on Yesihavecookies
“Thanks to him I'm coming back into style.”
– Suspenders on Yesihavecookies
“Me too!”
– Cuffed Pants on the last quote
“He's an idiot loser!”
– Ace Cannon on Yesihavecookies
'Yesihavecookies' is the uncyclopedia username for none other than Anthony Fantano (don't worry, he's barely Italian).
Facts About Yesihavecookies[edit | edit source]
- Seven pages of phone book have passed through his digestive system.
- A heathy 5 year old boy grows out of his back every 3 months.
- He's had more radio shows than you've had hot dinners.
- He has been addicted to such puzzle games as: Tetris, Tetris Attack, Snood, and Yoshi's Cookie.
- He eats little to no cookies. This is why he never runs out.
- His favorite food is falafel.
- His alternate personality, Ace Cannon, has been working in the field of of journalism for over 42 years.