User talk:Wvoelcker
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That Spring-Rice article - it's a good start, but it's also unlikely to progress beyond where it is. It's one of the downfalls with a silly concept - unless you give it some flesh to go on it's bones, it'll be relegated to UN:N. Which is annoying, as you've got a skill for writing. You might want to move it to User:Wvoelcker/Rice to hold onto it until you come back to it later. Otherwise, add it to QVFD - it's nicer to delete your own articles than have them deleted on you. On other topics though, I hope you stick around. If you have any questions hassle me on my talk page or check out those links ZB have above. Good luck, look both ways before crossing the street, and I hope to see you around. Nominally Humane! 09:55 29 Mar