User talk:Woman Who Speaks Truthiness
Hey, talk to Woman Who Speaks Truthiness!
If you insist:
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Hello, Woman Who Speaks Truthiness, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Also, you might want to take a look at UN:VAIN. Thank you for choosing Uncyc. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 04:16, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
I suppose that I'm not quite as polite as Hinoa. Nobody cares how good-looking you are. Don't include your username in articles. It's not funny. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:53, 13 June 2007 (UTC)