User talk:Wilma Flintstone
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Seals[edit source]
Someone who decides to put the same picture of a seal getting beaten on the page for Newfoundland. One picture of the same thing is enough, or else it is just overkill. Please don't do it again, you've been warned.
- My dear fellow, this site's guidelines state clearly that repitition is funny. And I am not impressed by warnings from anonymous IP addresses. Wilma Flintstone 15:58, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- Regardless, of whether they're an IP, I'd agree - well, OK, I'd agree that using the picture repeatedly doesn't work, I wouldn't agree that it's a warning, that'd just be stupid. However, I didn't find it funny. UN:HTBFANJS also says "Other times, it just makes the joke dead, so please be careful, cautious, and vigilant if you decide to use this technique. And also be careful." That is what happened. Plus most of your captions were crap. Not that I'd ever say that, except I just did. Not meant to be offensive, it's just my opinion. --scaley1234 17:10, 12 February 2007 (UTC).
Your IP friend[edit source]
Got a fair warning from The king himself. If he bothers you again, post it on Ban Patrol. Ciao. ~ 16:11, 12 February 2007 (UTC)