User talk:Webmonkey
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What?[edit source]
Oh, okay. Webmonkey 19:56, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
Create an article with this title[edit source]
Might work better as a help page than humor. Webmonkey 06:46, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
Las Islas Galapagos[edit source]
Hey, can't help but notice that between the two of us editting the Galapagos we're creating some jokes that contradict eachother. So, yeah, we probably should work on thinking up a plan for what we should have the article be about in terms of the islands and what they are. Nullius in Verba 18:08, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
Go with the flow, more brains make zombee page happy. It's a series of islands, so anything happening on one won't affect the other. In reality, much of Uncyclopedia contradicts itself. A person would go buggers if they tried to 'align' the events chronicled here. Some have tried. Webmonkey 18:28, 22 November 2006 (UTC)