User talk:VarietyJones
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• (t) • (c) • (a) 00:33, 27 January 2019 (UTC)
Roger Federer[edit source]
Given that this happened in like, November to early December, I figured it wouldn't be completely fair to freeze you out completely...
Edit warring on the other hand is a big no-no. As is doing so with sockpuppets, like you did on Roger Federer. Please when you get a chance have a read of the links in your welcome message above as I am sure they will be of great use to you going forward.
Also, I know you have had another account banned previously for doing... I don't know what. Anyway, I'm giving you another shot here in the hope that maybe you've learned your lesson. Please don't fuck this up, because it won't end well for you. Thanks. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 00:39, 27 January 2019 (UTC)