User talk:Unscenegamers

Welcome!

Lollipop welcomes you to Uncyclopedia!

Oh hey, Unscenegamers! I didn't see you there! Sorry, I was too busy making articles unlike you. Anywho, welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a good time here. In soviet russia, good time here have you!

Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. It gets really irritating when you don't, it takes up a lot of work.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Unscenegamers/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Please make an encyclopedic subject, don't do an article about how you and your friend had a pillow fight or that teacher you really hate gave you an F on your math test. If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or talk to your imaginary friends. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page.

One more thing. Sometimes all us users here at Uncyclopedia get a bit hungry. I provide lollipops for everyone. Go to User:Lollipop/The Lollipop Shop and order any flavour there. If you don't see a flavour you want, you can request a new flavour. It could be shit flavour, yuky doody flavour, anythign you want. And they are sweet and juicy lollipops. Your mouth will water for one of these. If you want one, order on the talk page or on my talkpage.

As I say, let the licking begin!  -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:03, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

I can haz liberty

Great article. Perhaps to be one of the greatest. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:04, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

But do us all a favour and don't create articles like I want that hat. Thanks. -- 00:40, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Agree with Magic man. All immitations of Fisher Price turn out to be failures. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:48, March 2, 2011 (UTC)