User talk:Torchwood
Welcome![edit source]
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User:Torchwood/The_Torchwood_Chronicles[edit source]
I've moved your recent article there as I think it goes against the site's Vanity Policy. -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)
Help, I need somebody! not jus..... actually, anybody.[edit source]
My first attempt.
It was on the Un-news page, and it was called Mad Stander stikes again.
If it was shit, fair enough. But I didn't get a warning and I'm not really sure why it's been deleted. Is there different rules to follow on the un-news compared to the rest of the site?
If you could let me know why I was shite, that would be nice. I can then try not to do it again, or kill myself.