User talk:The Satire Vampire
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Thanks a heap, Doc(if I can call you that). I feel welcome already! I'll try and get help if I need it and I certainly hope that most of my contributions are in fact funny rather than just drivel. Farewell. The Satire Vampire 00:03, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
- Sure, you can call me Doc, and you're welcome. This is just yer standard, uncreative welcome message. If you've got any questions, feel free to leave me a message on my talk page. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:07 Sep 13, 2007
Sweet. The Satire Vampire 00:27, 13 September 2007 (UTC)