User talk:The Pancake Man

Please Stop

Thanks. --Sir Cornbread 06:04, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Pancake Man, I really do greatly appreciate your nominations for me for NOTM. However, please stop voting against all of my competitiors. By voting against everyone, others are voting against me. If you need further explanation please read Todd Lyons talk page. I really appreciate you trying to help, but your efforts are actually doing the opposite. Thanks --Sir Cornbread 04:27, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Also please remove your votes against other people, as it is also hurting my chances. Just read Todd Lyons talk page. Thanks --Sir Cornbread 22:10, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

September 24 is International Pancake Day. Please worship my holiday. --The Pancake Man 03:20, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Please stop writing one-liners to Uncyclopedia Articles. Please add them to the undictionary. To do this, add "Undictionary:" to the titles of one liners.--Sir Flammable KUN 03:25, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Also don't delete admin comments. Read HTBFANJS and Beginner's Guide.--Sir Flammable KUN 03:34, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Hi pancake man! Here at uncyclopedia, we try to make our pages like, articles, and not dictionary entries. Practically every entry you've written over the past three days are rather unfunny.. dictionary entries! Please read Uncyclopedia:How_To_Be_Funny_And_Not_Just_Stupid. In order to allow you to read this rather fine tome, I'm alotting a Reading Time (TM) of 30 minutes! I know you're trying to be funny, but it's really just adding to the noise to signal ratio. Please spend more than 10 seconds on each page! Thanks. Your Reading Time (TM) begins now!--Sophia 03:35, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Pancake Man, thanks for nominating me. You must be a true gangster. --Sir Cornbread 03:30, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Thank you

... for taking interest in my nomination for Noob of the Month. It brings me great joy to see individuals like yourself taking interest in such prestigeous awards. And the fact that you voted against me makes no difference what so ever.

However, your statement contains errors. Let's have a look, shall we?
"Against --All he does are photos and templates. He's only done one full article. --The Pancake Man 00:01, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)"

First of all, I don't do templates. I've thusfar created a few templates (such as Template:If and Template:Equal), but since they did not work the way they should, I requested their deletion. I haven't checked, but I hope they have been removed.

And finally, I've done 3 full articles. Namely Nuclear holocaust, Taste and ACME. To be fair, all three suck grandma's behind, but that's besides the point. You are free to put that in your statement, as it's a truth. But not that I have only done one, as that's a lie.

Thank you once again for your interest and I trust you shall rectify your misinformation ASAP.

Sincerely,

MoneySign

Self promotion pages

Self promotion pages aren't really funny, man. --Joe857 02:17, 20 January 2006 (UTC)