User talk:The Jeff Killer

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Pee review

Hey what is that supposed to mean? It's gneomI 19:31, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I didn't give you permission to write shit here!--The Jeff Killer 19:35, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah? I just wrote something there? And again now. It's gneomI 20:19, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

So just answer the question, what is your comment supposed to mean? My suggestion: Don't be a dickhead man. It's gneomI 20:25, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Actually, my dick's a bit further south.--The Jeff Killer 23:39, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

It's funny that you have your dick in your neck. You stil haven't answered the question. Also, I have reviewed your request and being honest. It's gneomI 00:45, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Which comment, again?--The Jeff Killer 01:06, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Your PLS entry

Not so cool. —rc (t) 02:19, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

That is sad that your mind is not creative enough to come up with your own stuff. ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 07:19, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

For God's sake, it was a security test!--The Jeff Killer 00:53, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Epic Poem

Halloo, The Jeff Killer! Nice work on the Epic Poem article. Please check the discussion page for the article, if you would; I would like to help out with the piece but need some direction. Best whishes, ----OEJ 03:26, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Moved from VFP

I've removed the following from VFP as its not the place to have the discussion:

Against Cazador means hunter; demon is demonio. I'm not votin' for someone who can't even use the right words. And what's with the hand on her/it's shoulder?--The Jeff Killer 22:02, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment: Thanks for your vote, the hand actually looks like that on the original image, something to do with the lighting. I know that cazador means hunter (I also know that THAT was the original name that they were going to use before they settled on Predator) but if you look on, for example, the Wikipedia article on the film you'll see that that is the translation that they used. So there! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Mm hmm... what's larger, the amount of people who've seem the film or whatever it is, or the amount of people who actually know Spanish enough to see you've butchered it?--The Jeff Killer 23:20, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

As I said, I've not butchered anything, I took the quote as it was used in the film. If you have an issue with it take it to the film's productions team. Your vote is entirely up to you, but for future reference could you base your votes on whether you find the image funny enough to be featured and not arguments over how badly translated some accompanying text might be. The time you took to berate me on "my" Spanish could have been spent in something more positive, like say a message on my talk page suggesting a better translation.

Even if this image wasn't mine I would ask the same of you. People put a lot of time and effort into making images and writing articles and anything we can do to support that helps us all make the site a better place. You have every right to vote as you so desire, but please be a little more civil with your comments. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)