User talk:The Bardiephraser2006
Dude, you're like some freakish conglomerate sockpuppet. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh--Witt, 
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UNion Entertain me* 06:02, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Why am i mentioned? --Brayds2006 06:10, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Why am I NOT mentioned? --The Bardiephraser 
06:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
- I don't know but why am I mentioned? --Brayds2006 07:08, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, The Bardiephraser2006, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. I hate to have to tell you this at this point in time, but I don't like you, because you stole my username. If you want to do something useful that doesn't involve stealing my username, read the following thingys:
If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
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I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using your stupid signature that you stole from me.
If you need help, ask someone on their talk page (not me, because I don't like you), ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome, asshole! --The Bardiephraser 12:51, 15 February 2007 (UTC)