User talk:Teddywithfangs
Welcome![edit source]
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Ban Patrol[edit source]
Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol is a good idea to look at. I saw what you wrote on Mhaille's Talk page.
If you find something that's be vandalized, follow the instructions on that page, and some Admin will ban the person. The person you wanted, has been already been banned for 1 day this week. He could get a longer one too if he gets back on the Ban Patrol. -- Sir Severian 
(Sprich mit mir!) 
03:39, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Are you a sehlat?[edit source]
I am. Well, sort of. I was. After the kitsune got hold of me, I'm not quite sure what I am now. I'm a sehlat when I really feel like being one. Grak! Verp 06:01, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- Nah, just a fanged teddy bear, awakened when pressed too close to an ample bosom. Teddywithfangs 06:26, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
- Hence the name. User:Zheliel • Talk 05:44 October 20