User talk:Ted Nugent

Welcome!

Hello, Ted Nugent, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Thanks for the welcome, and now I have cat scratch fever! --Ted Nugent 16:47, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Sig issues

Please make sure your sig links back to your userpage. Also leaving random repeated messages on random userpages tends to make people think you're a vandal/10 year old/rabble rouser. --Mnbvcxz 19:04, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I was just gonna say the same thing bassically But Mnbvcxz got here first, it's ok to whore and that but generally it's nice to introduce yourself first. Unless you've been luring for six months and already know us all. Have fun! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:08 24 January 2009

Orion the Hunter, go to hell! Snuffleupagus, you can't scare me out of bed! I won't let you! --Judge Judy 14:13, June 11, 2011 (UTC)