User talk:Sourcerror

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javascript

You probably want to put your javascript at User:Sourcerror/uncyclopedia.js rather than monobook.js as uncyclopedia.js is the default skin here. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:19, 23 Mar 2007

HTBFANJS

Not good image placement.

I don't know what you're seeing when you edit, but the way you keep rearranging the pictures on it kinda sucks. See >>

Left aligned images generally don't work especially around the TOC, and disrupt the flow of the text. Best keep them on the left and let the text do the talking. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:01, 09 May 2008

With firefox it looked OK.

Strange, in Firefox 3b5 it looks fine. I just wanted to keep the dummies book next to the intro text. Also the clown should be next to some unfunny nonsense. (To make the reading less boring.) --Sourcerror 00:14, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

It's because my screen is almost twice as wide as yours, and people's different sized screens is exactly what causes such problems. The image is fine below the shortcuts/across from the TOC, the text is the important part. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:21, 09 May 2008

Aha. --Sourcerror 00:28, 9 May 2008 (UTC)