User talk:SondreHagen

Welcome!

Hello, SondreHagen, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Help Pages
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

Chief welcomes you!

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here. If you are critical and think the world would be infinitely better if everyone listened to you, then you should become a teacher, but check out Pee Review while they make sure you aren't a sex offender.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by these guys.
• If you want to create an article, then simply follow this link: User:SondreHagen/My sandbox (obviously you can change the "My sandbox" part to say anything you like). Please don't create articles on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
• Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
• Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:33, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

Please

Hi SondreHagen. This is a quick note to let you know that the activities you are presently involved in are likely to get you in trouble with the administrators, so please stop adding pointless headers and removing text from forums, if you don't like something you have written you should have thought more carefully about writing it in the first place. I would strongly suggest you take a look at this and HTBFANJS before editing further. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:46, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

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why you keep editing your message, we all know you wrote something more perverted than that you rascal.

Look, you have some creative ability, although hung up on dicks, as we all are. Why don't you calm down and actually join our community and write things which will be kept. You'll meet some good people and have fun, and you can still write about dicks by creating you own article about ceiling chiefs spying on you as you masturbate. One of us. One of us. Al in Chains 12:16 21 3 mmx

lulz

Cocks sucked for free

Are you an emo rapper, or what is it that has possessed you to edit the article back and forth? I guess you aren't, since you haven't offed yourself yet. So what is it, then? -- Style  Guide 13:19, March 24, 2010 (UTC)