User talk:Sloppy Joe

Welcome! As you can see from this diagram we have a very organized way of doing things around here. Hello, Sloppy Joe! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets: The Beginner's Guide - a very useful, step by step guide. Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends. How to be funny and not just stupid -besides a good read, it pretty much sums everything up. If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. I'm presuming you can read, of course. You can read, can't you? For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue. There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me. When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments. Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Sloppy Joe/Articles) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time! --~Formerly Annoying Crap16:33, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Image help

Ref:

First, upload the pic to Uncyc's spacious and luxuriously appointed server.

Images go in like this

Full size [[Image:Babygrump.jpg]]

With a caption (XXXpx is the displayed image width in pixels} [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|thumb|XXXpx|caption]]

Right (or left. Center too.) [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|100px|right]]

You can add more than one option, for instance: [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|right|thumb|100px|Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.]]

Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.

appears on the page like this:

Seen? (and sign your posts with ~~~~). I hope that answers your question. If not, I hope that it answers someone else's question.

There's also this, which explains a bunch of things. Perhaps even this. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:44, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Pastor Sloppy Joe

Is that article about yourself or some randomly made up person, 'cause articles like that tend to be deleted. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:13, 9 March 2009 (UTC)