User talk:ScholarPhilip
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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Wtf?[edit source]
The hell are you even trying to do? Why do you keep creating that weird "gord" article? It doesn't seem to have any humorous intent whatsoever; and it also seems to be AI-generated. Please don't keep trying recreating this article, or you'll get banned. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 18:10, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Mind if I recreate this in Philip's userspace (at User:ScholarPhilip/Gord? I think the prank is pretty funny, and I even added the actual Wikipedia logo in there to make it look legit. OαΓΆαααα
(vandalize my talk page) 19:24, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: if you're going to be building the article yourself, then it'd be better if it's in your userspace, tho. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 19:27, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Like, MY userspace? Also, All I want to do is restore it and perhaps slightly polish it up, hack up the images and, you know, make it look like a real Wikipedia article. OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 19:43, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Like, MY userspace? Also, All I want to do is restore it and perhaps slightly polish it up, hack up the images and, you know, make it look like a real Wikipedia article. OαΓΆαααα
- @OPOSSUM: if you're going to be building the article yourself, then it'd be better if it's in your userspace, tho. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 19:27, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
Thanks, Iβd love the help. Clearly I donβt know what Iβm doing, but I believe the prank is hysterical. If we can pull this off, sheβs going to be giving gourds to all of our neighbors next year. ScholarPhilip (talk) 19:54, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: as an admin, I can hack it up myself. If you think you can polish it, I could un-delete the article and photos and move it to userspace. Maybe you could make the article more HTBFANJS-compliant. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 19:56, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Well, I'm already thumbsucking it as you speak. OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 20:15, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Well, I'm already thumbsucking it as you speak. OαΓΆαααα
Ha,ha! You guys are a Christmas miracle! Thank you! ScholarPhilip (talk) 21:03, 24 December 2025 (UTC)