User talk:Redknight

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Hey

All that in FFS is just a joke. This user is not you and you won't really get banned. But if you keep deleting votes you will get banned. Now, go and undo what you did. --M&M (christmas mood) 12:09, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hllo, Merry Christmas, and welcome. You got caught in the "user name" code, a good Christmas present to put under your tree and open later. Good to meet you, and have fun here. Whoops, gotta go, I saw mother blowing Santa Claus again. Aleister 12:29 25 12

God, <insert name here> is just a trick. IT'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU! Merry Christmas, lol. --M&M (christmas mood) 12:51, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Didier Drogba

The ICU tag had expired, which makes the article a candidate for deletion. However, as it's obvious that you've put some time and effort into it I haven't deleted it and you can now find it here. Once you've finished it - and it doesn't need much more work, just go through and add spaces in the text where spaces should be - it can go back out onto the wiki. Let me know if you need help moving it back again. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:00, January 4, 2011 (UTC)