User talk:Rbprx1204

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Hello, Rbprx1204! I'm Andorin Kato, and I'll be your designated Uncyclopedian welcomer today. Congratulations on deciding to join Uncyclopedia! Most likely I've noticed your contributions in Recent Changes, and decided that you need a proper introduction to this strange new world you've entered. If that's the case, then take a look at the following links: Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid The above links outline the basics of what Uncyclopedia is (and isn't) and the two fundamental rules of being an Uncyclopedian. Make sure you give them a whirl. Also, if you want more information about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends The QVFD page, the inevitable fate of articles about your friends, schoolmates, teachers, etc (in other words, people we've never heard of and aren't likely to care about), blatant one-liners, and things like this Our in-jokes page, in case you ever get confused I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! If you treat Uncyclopedia well, it will reward you with a whole new world of philosophy, science, literature, opinion, and just plain classic comedy. When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments. If you need help with anything, feel free to ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Village Dump (article-related concerns should go in Pee Review and nothing-related comments should go in Benson's place). One final note: if you're interested in learning about Uncyclopedia at the hands of an experienced editor, please drop by our Adopt-A-Noob page and request adoption. So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time! --Andorin Kato

Thanks, Andorin!

Thanks for your question

"Ask Cthulhu" was dead ( but dreaming ) for the longest time; I'm glad people are taking a renewed interest in asking questions of His Sliminess. Since I only updated the column yesterday, however, your question may take a few days to appear on "Ask Cthulhu" with a response from the Squishy Tentacled One. I just thought I'd let you know that you weren't being ignored, and that it's only a matter of time. --Cthulhu's Press Secretary (a.k.a. The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) ) 19:10, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Warning. This Article contains the spoiler that Rob had sex with Beth, so, if you don't want to find out that Rob had sex with Beth, which they did, don't read it. Because Rob had sex with Beth

You have discovered the disapearance of Sister Psyche in Recluse's Victory and found out it is a little messy.